i can do it with a broken heart is just the bejeweled girls admitting they're actually mirrorball girls
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my husband is cheating i wanna kill him
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"don't teach children about homosexuality, they'll be gay" okay they might have a point though, because i went to sunday school and now i'm god.
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when i joined the marauders fandom i did have the canon-compliant everyone dies fic phase, and that was sad as fuck and i’d cry a lot. now i read modern stripper aus where no one dies and i’m vibing
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lucy gray would have loved girl i’ve always been by olivia rodrigo so much
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enter, mediocre italian guy with a cute accent and zero social awareness
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power move: asking your ex for advice about your situationship
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y'all... i just won a scholastic gold key.
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