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“Here’s the thing; if you chase two girls, you lose the one.” -Yuu, broadcast host
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nrc-broadcasting · 1 year ago
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hey hey hey good morning or ig afternoon or night or evening depends on when you see this-
same anon who requested for Harlan here, the Siamese cat twins i mentioned are different ones! i understand the confusion tho and ig i shouldve mentioned who they were lol sorry- im pretty sure a LOT of people have ocs based on them- (if you're curious, their names are siddell and amani haha)
uh but,,,, another? if you dont mind sorry this is just fun-
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Hello uh haha how to tell a certain crocodile to please stop blabbing about Malleus all the time (no offense to Malleus he's wonderful) and to stop belittling humans all the time too because oh wow my self esteem going 📉📉📉📉 anyway thank you 🥲 ~ Y. "Akuma" Nakamoto
You Need To Calm Down; You’re Being Too Loud
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“Ah. Zigvolt,” Yuu says unenthusiastically.
“Since you’re asking, I’m assuming you don’t want to confront him directly? I mean, I’d understand but I’d still want to confirm that this is what you’re doing,” They pause and stare at the ask, leaning back in their chair as they think.
“Anyways,” they shake their head and wave their hand, sitting up properly.
“He’d probably just run his mouth if you were to try and confront him, so it’s a hopeless approach.” They sigh.
“The solution I’d suggest is asking either Silver or Lilia to talk to him and try to make him a bit less… specist.” They hesitate.
“It’s an undeniable fact that he really does need to calm down sometimes. He’s more often than not a bit too loud, but maybe I just a bit less tolerance because I easily get headaches from loud sounds.” They shrug before humming.
“But if both the Lilia and Silver approaches don’t work, you can just subtly poke at his weak spots yourself. It either by point out the fact he’s also half human himself, or by implying he’s acting the exact opposite of how a royal retainer should.
“But take note this is a 50/50 thing. It’s either he finally clamps his mouth shut in horror and silently walks away to reflect,” Yuu takes a deep breath, exasperated at the thought of their next words.
“Or you end up lighting a bomb and he just gets more loud,” they smile awkwardly.
“Yep.” They purse their lips.
“Anyway, I’d suggest bringing Lilia along if you want to try, since he can rein in his son better than most people.”
“And to address the self esteem issue, I’d like to offer some words,” Yuu says.
“Sebek’s… questionable remarks undoubtedly stem from his own insecurities and anxieties due to being half-human. Yes, he’s hard to understand, but it’s very likely an unchecked defense mechanism.”
“He rejects humans because he thinks his heritage as a human makes faes look down at him. Since you have your own insecurities, another viable approach it to try and empathize with him.
“…which, will be another 50/50,” they scratch their head.
“Because it’s either he mellows out a bit and listens, or he gets offended you’re trying to compare what he thinks is your trivial problems to his.
“So again, if you plan to attempt any of these solutions, Lilia’s presence is kind of necessary.” They smile apologetically.
“Despite having called what I just discussed ‘solutions’, I’ll admit to you I also don’t know an effective way to approach Sebek.”
“The least I could do is suggest and simulate some situations where a confrontation takes place.”
“I sincerely hope this helps you. Sebek might be loud, but he isn’t unreasonable.”
“And please, have some confidence in yourself. That’s all from me for this ask,” Yuu smiles apologetically.
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nrc-broadcasting · 1 year ago
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Absolutely love this blog. It's so much fun reading these little updates!! Keep up the good work but plz take some time for yourself!! Get some water and rest!
This one’s a from a while back, but it sure is timely! I’m in a tropical country, and El Niño is hitting hard.
I mean to the point classes are suspended and schedules are adjusted.
I’m talking like, 35°C peak and 27° lowest temperature. I’m currently parked in front of an electric fan on 3 and am still feeling the sweat form.
So drink your water everyone!
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nrc-broadcasting · 1 year ago
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Hii! It's me! The anon who asked about period cramps! Please call me Chronia btw! Soo I have another question, my school uniform has me wearing a white skirt 3 days out of the 5 days I go to school, and thankfully, on one of the days I mentioned, my PE uniform is there to save me. But in case of "emergencies", what should I do? And my mom said I should start bringing an emergency kit incase it happens, could you tell me the recommended contents for said kit? Thank you! Hope no more OBs get to you Yuu!(I heard you mention it in Lilia, I won't tell anyone though!)
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4th quarter of 8th grade and 9th grade as a whole has been squeezing me dry from start to finish. I’m not sure if a simple sorry would suffice for essentially ghosting this blog, but I remember having to delete Tumblr for a set period of time to make more room for schoolwork related files and photos so… I’m very sorry🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
“I find getting small pouches helps a lot with organizing things, especially if you have one big bag,” Yuu states, adjusting their chair a bit.
“I’d say extra underwear, first and foremost! And extra clothes,” there’s an audible pause as they drink out of their glass cup.
“Yes, both a top and pants or an extra skirt, in the case you’re ever wearing a dress when your period comes out of the blue. I’d suggest the top have built in bra pads or anything to support Samantha and Rachel,” Yuu vaguely gestures to their chest.
“In the case the dress your wearing also has built in pads, so you won’t have anything to worry about when changing out of it.
“Another I’d suggest is feminine wash! Sometimes water just doesn’t cut it, and it’s uncomfortable to walk around knowing down there isn’t completely clean.” They check something on their laptop as they take another sip of their drink.
“Another very obvious one is pads and panty liners. And tampons, if that’s what you usually use.” They turn back fully to the mic.
“But between you and me… I’d suggest using a period cup instead. Though that really depends on how hygienic you consider the bathrooms you use,” They shrug.
“But yeah, it’s cheaper despite the slightly uncomfortable way of putting it in.” They give out a low and sheepish chuckle.
“What else am I forgetting…” Yuu hums, pondering.
“Pain meds?” They tilt their head thoughtfully.
“Yeah, pain meds. Even if your period cramps are usually not that painful, it doesn’t hurt to be prepared! And it can be used for other things too, not particularly limited to cramps.
“Oh, you can also substitute the feminine wash with wet wipes free from alcohol, such as baby wipes.” They add on.
“Particularly because I’ve been hearing about how feminine wash actually messes up your PH level, but I’m not too sure about that. Could depend on the brand, so you’re kind of free to try out different ones.
“And a word of advice, I’d advise against cloth reusable pads. They usually need to be hand washed and rinsed multiple times to get all the blood out, so despite having saved money on period products, it goes straight to your household’s water bill. So yeah, a bit counterproductive, huh?” They chuckle.
“And a very, very particular suggestion for something in the hygiene kit is a nail cutter. Since you’re going to be wiping and washing down there, it’s better to make sure you won’t hurt yourself with long nails.” They add on.
“And… that’s about it! You can ask around more female people in your life for any additions, but those are usually what you cab find in hygiene kits!” They say happily.
“—that’s about enough from me about this topic, I hope I helped!”
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nrc-broadcasting · 1 year ago
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…vil, I want your dad.
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yawa eric venue?!?!??? FATHER IN LAW?????? OKAY I SEE THE VISION NOW HAJSJJASJ HE MUST'VE REALLY LOOKED HANDSOME BACK IN THE DAYS REMINDS ME OF THE ONE TIKTOK OF "i wanna be my father back in 1989" AND THOSE FLASHBACKS OF CELEBRITIES WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG 😭😭😭😭 VIL'S CHARMS DEF CAME FROM HIM
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nrc-broadcasting · 1 year ago
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WAH THE POWER COUPLE
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The Violence of Beauty ✨
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nrc-broadcasting · 2 years ago
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LMAO I’VE ONLY REALIZED SEBEK’S LASTNAME IS QUITE LITERALLY A LIGHTNING PUN
LIKE??? ZIG-VOLT???? LMAO I’M CRACKLING
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nrc-broadcasting · 2 years ago
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*SOBS*
F R E E D O M
DOBBY IS A FREE ELF😭😭😭
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nrc-broadcasting · 2 years ago
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ONE MORE WEEK PEOPLE.
ONE LAST WEEK, AND I’LL BE FREE AND ACTIVE AGAIN.
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nrc-broadcasting · 2 years ago
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Ra-ra-rasputin and into the thick of it on repeat frfr
MC rickrolling the entire school like:
"And now, a very important message to the entire school body, please pay close attention, thank you *never gonna give you up by Rick astley starts blasting from the broadcasting system*
Lmao I can see them doing this unironically😭😭😭
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nrc-broadcasting · 2 years ago
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imagine the students sending anonymous messages formatted like those aita posts in reddit. like "aita for almost killing 5 students?" or like misleading titles like "aita for strangling my friend?" and like the story says the friend was ta
What A Shame She’s Fvcked In The Head
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This has been an increasingly big issue in my area, so I propose a scenario that’s usually not what people think of when they hear someone say ‘*insert name*’s miscarriage was a good thing’
Warnings: Sensitive Topics, Miscarriages, Moral Issues, Cursing, Subjective
Yuu adjusts their mic, straightening it from it’s oblique position as they start tapping on it a few times to check if it’s working after a long time of being out of commission.
“Good morning, Twisted Wonderland. I am not dead just yet, so I’ll be continuing this broadcast after an unannounced and unexpected hiatus I went on,” they scratch their head sheepishly.
“Anyway!” They clasps their hands together. “Let’s start off today with an anonymous submission,” they pull up their laptop and scrolling through the eclectic submissions sent in and spread out for them. They hum as they choose, the subtle scent of their wooden table wafting up their nose and ensconcing a familiarity in them after being away from this studio for so long.
One particular submission catches their eye and they click on in, opening it. They clear their throat, “here we have our first submission for today, ‘Am I the assh0le for telling my cousin it’s good thing the had a miscarriage—?!”
“WOAH.”
They blink a few times, trying to process what in the Underworld they’ve just read.
“Okay, I’m definitely reading this whole thing before answering that. Damn!” Yuu shakes their head and start to read the submission.
They clear their throat once again, starting to read the submission with a rather… perplexed expression on their face. “‘My cousin’s the definition of evil incarnate, she’s always been unnecessarily rude to serves and unbelievably cruel to most people. Especially kids. So when she got married, it was obvious that there was a power imbalance between her and her husband, as she tips the scale into her favor. If she bothered trying, I saw that she would’ve made such a lovely bride, what a shame she’s fvcked in the head. When the news that she was pregnant came out, it was safe to say the air was tense every time we talked about it in the family,’ she sounds… machiavellian.” They remark.
“I’m assuming the whole family thinks of her the same way you do? Anyways, I’ll continue now. ‘She was always quick to anger and prone to emotional outbursts, even in situations where she can clearly control them. Everyone knows emotions are likely causes of miscarriages. But my cousin doesn’t seem to care about the child in her womb, only the privileges and the demands she can make because of it. She’s even went so far as to verbally admit she’ll micromanage every detail of the child’s life.’ Remind me of someone,” they mutter, remembering Riddle’s mother.
“‘It’s safe to say everyone that knows her knows she’ll only cause her child emotional and if she’d hide it enough, physical abuse. So when she came to us, crying in a way so obviously only for pity, she was met with silence. I took the initiative and told her it was a good thing, as she’d never be a good mother to the child. No one sided with her and she merely left, her tears stopping as she stopped pretending to care for the lost of her baby’s life. We were all throughly disturbed…’ this is… a very heavy topic.” They furrow their eyebrows.
“But I don’t think what you did was incorrect, maybe it was out of line for some people, but you told the truth on behalf of your entire family.” They sigh.
“I’m sorry, but I don’t think I’ll be able to provide you an answer to this submission.” They shake their head.
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Our fairytale has come to an end.
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nrc-broadcasting · 2 years ago
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MC rickrolling the entire school like:
"And now, a very important message to the entire school body, please pay close attention, thank you *never gonna give you up by Rick astley starts blasting from the broadcasting system*
Lmao I can see them doing this unironically😭😭😭
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nrc-broadcasting · 2 years ago
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*kicks open a coffin slowly getting engulfed in blue flames, huffing and disheveled*
Hi! So. I’m back, do what you will with that information.
Anyways, I was focusing on my studies, and it actually paid off! I want to try and maintain my grades, so I might be less active until the end of the school year(around July, I suppose?) so do forgive me if I left you hanging for months.
That’s all, I wish all of us success in everything for the remainder of the year, see you<3!
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nrc-broadcasting · 2 years ago
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Hello! I'm Megan, and I'm a 2nd year in Ignihyde! You probably never saw me before, considering I usually stay in my room other than for classes and food.
So I've recently started using social media and posting (somewhat) regularly, my mom and dad never let me use any type of social media other than messaging apps, and I wanted to know how to generally respond to hate, since this is my first time, thank you!
Note : Megan is my OC, she grew up sheltered, that's why she doesn't know how to respond to hate
This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
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*kicks coffin door open* HI- so, school has been beating me up. I’m still alive, (unfortunately/j) but I’m back. I’m not sure if I can follow through with every three weeks though… butttt I’ll try. That’s all, this ask is long over due so let’s get on to it, yes? This one’s kind of short, but I promise a longer and more well-put together post once I avoid the academic slump I’m about to fall into. Have a nice day/night!!💋
The Prefect kisses their teeth, letting out a hiss of understanding. “Whooooo, hate is a very broad topic,” they chew on the inside of their cheek. “But I’ll try to answer this to the best of my ability. First off,”
“Here’s the simple solution,” rustling of fabric can be heard as the Prefect rolls up their long sleeves.
“Either I go out and personally beat the sh*t out of whoever sends you hate, and trust me, I can.” Yuu says voice laced with aggression.
“Or if you prefer a less…violent approach,” Yuu says, they place their elbows onto their desk, tangling their fingers and leaning their chin onto them.
“First, you need to know why they’re hating. Now, if you realize you’ve made a mistake, don’t delete comments and just own up to said mistake.” Yuu hums, thoughtful.
“It can be fun, y’know. Admitting you’re wrong. Plus, you can joke about it after.” The sides of their lips turn up in a ghost of a smile, but it disappears as subtly as it appeared.
“Now, if the comments were just blatant insults, you can usually just report it to whatever platform they were posted on.” Yuu continues.
“But of course, deleting the comments won’t really fix the blow they had on your confidence, would it?” They sigh, pursing their lips. “In that case, you’d need friends to pick you back up again. Good company has good impact, I know finding good friends in a so-called ‘villain school,’” Yuu’s curls up in a scowl at the title given to NRC. “Might seem like a challenge, but it’s surprisingly easy.”
“Not to mention, they’re fun to joke and mess around with as we’re not too uptight. Goodness knows that’s hard to find at Nobel Bell and Royal Sword.” They mutter the last part with a little eye roll. “But that’s enough of me throwing shade, make sure you have people to build up your confidence whenever something or someone deals a blow. And it helps to have some confidence in yourself, too.” Yuu smiles, a low rumble of a giggle escapes her throat.
“Oh, and I find that if the comments are targeting a certain trait of yours, it’s good to make it the highlight of your next post. This shuts up haters and builds your confidence on that certain trait!” They ramble on before stopping themselves and smiling sheepishly. “You don’t have to do that of course, but just a suggestion.”
“And most of all, don’t let those cowards who only have the bravery to say stupid sh*t behind a screen ruin your day. They take something nice and twist it into something else.” They breath out through their teeth. “It would do you well to ignore them, remember this: every time they try something, just look at the comments and mumble to yourself ‘This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things.’”
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nrc-broadcasting · 2 years ago
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Lmao just saw a TWST headcanon post, Floyd was in the ‘characters included:’ bit, but that’s not what caught my attention,
It was the fact that Floyd has a separate warning for himself😭 like, I’m talking about “T/W: NONE, FLOYD”
But then again the man does need a whole separate warning for his presence, I love this feral eel but this is just straight up hilarious to me
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nrc-broadcasting · 2 years ago
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i dont know if you're answering asks right now, but yeah haha, happy holidays and merry christmas if you celebrate it!
note: sorry for the horrendously long ask
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Good day, Prefect, I've been thinking of sending a message for a while now, and I've finally gathered up the courage to do so. I'm a second-year student from Heartslabyul, and I'd like some help with some things. You see, there are these two cat twins from Pomefiore; they're first-years, and they're known to stir up mischief and cause havoc everywhere they go, and most people aren't exactly fond of them because of that. The thing is, I'm in a polyamorous relationship with the mentioned twins, and when word of that started to spread, people started to discourage me from continuing my relationship with them, telling me that I shouldn't associate myself with such delinquents. But the thing is, despite being mischievous and chaotic, they're actually quite sweet and know when to stop with their antics; they're also very caring at times too. But most people aren't aware of this side of them since they only ever show it to me. Now, Prefect, if it doesn't bother you too much, may I ask, how do I convince people that they aren't all bad? And what should I do if they continue to tell me to end our relationship solely due to their reputation? I thank you in advance.
~ Harlan
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Ah yes, I thought this would be perfect for February, so here we are. Is Harlan talking about the Pomefiore Siameses by any chance? I vaguely remember seeing a post about those OCs but I can’t seem to find it again so sorry if this took a while.
Here they are again, sitting on a comfortable leather chair(courtesy of Professor Crewel), a mic placed onto the studio’s mahogany table. A platter of snacks placed to their far right, beside a stack of canned tuna and a sleeping Grim.
Their school issued laptop with a tab already open to read messages from listeners and their simple phone case facing side up.
Stretching their arms and cracking their back to get their blood flowing, they finally turn on the mic with a muffled yawn.
“Once again,” Yuu fixes their tie even if they can’t be seen.
“Good morning Twisted Wonderland! We’re finally back after… sh-t I can’t remember—” They turn away and whisper in realization.
“—a long time!” They turn back, a strange look on their face.
“Today’s ask is… quite lengthy. But so are most of them these days.” They playfully roll their eyes.
“Hmm.” Tentative eyes skim the message, soaking up the information like a sponge.
“Pomefiore cat twins…” They give a thoughtful hum.
They strum the mahogany table with their nails for a few moments, racking their brain for memories of said twins.
“Cat twins in Pomefiore… might you mean Akanda and Akenya Siam?” They trace their bottom lip with their index finger in contemplation.
An…unfortunate encounter with another set of twins’ prank crosses their mind.
“Ah. Probably not.” They grimaced at the memory.
“Perhaps…Siddell and Amani? Sorry, I don’t know their last names.” Yuu smiled sheepishly.
“Yes, they might be who you’re referring to. I might not have the best first impression of them, but it’s good to see them treat you as you deserve.”
“Anyways, back to the topic at hand,” Yuu pulls their school issued laptop closer to them.
“Let me provide a little summary of your situation,” Their eyes travel back to the message.
“You, Harlan, are in a polymerous relationship with the Pomefiore cat twins. They are known delinquents, which makes people around you to discourage your relationship, and this led to the twins attempting to shield you from that scrutiny by asking you to leave them,” They twist the ring around their finger, eyes still on the message.
“Huh, they seem a fair amount protective.” They remark.
“So from what I’ve gathered, the main question here is how do you defend both your relationship and partner— sorry, partners, from people who want 1950’s sh-t from you.” They softly click their tongue.
“I understand the need to defend you from others, but why do they seem so willingly to give your relationship up? As delinquents, one would expect them to not give a damn about what other people think and fight for what they think is right.”
“So where did that come from?” They ask.
“Yes, it might be to protect you, but at the cost of your relationship?” Yuu raised an eyebrow.
“That hardly seems like a fair trade.” They narrow their eyes.
“I think you should deal with your partners’ pleads first. As for what to say when you do,” They breathe, sincerely hoping this doesn’t sound wrong or out-of-pocket.
“Just say no. You know they’re asking you because they feel bad and think they don’t deserve you, so tell them it’s just self sabotage and encourage them to fight for your relationship than giving up on it.”
“Taking the easy way out is never good, so fight for it, even if it makes your knuckles bruise like violets.” They shrug.
“Then, defending and/or proving your relationship to other people will be easier as you now have them help you to maintain the relationship rather than giving in to other people’s opinions and pushing your break-up.”
“As for proving the relationship, the only thing I can really suggest as someone who’s been single since birth:,) is crank up the PDA and encourage them to show their sweet side. Since you’re already together, I don’t see any reason for embarrassment.”
“If they make you feel comfortable, if they make you feel loved, if you want to stay with them, then stay! You’ll be damned if you give a damn what people.” They say.
“If you long for those melancholic moments, staring the at ceiling with them when they never say too much. When they don’t have to read into your melancholia…”
“Then stay in their lavender haze.”
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nrc-broadcasting · 2 years ago
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how about that lantern rite trailer, amirite!!!
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nrc-broadcasting · 2 years ago
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Hello Yuu,
It's Sahil again.
I'm here to ask a few more questions and also answer how I became housewarden.
First, I'll ask my questions.
I think you might have some experience with a certain vacationing headmage, but I've sent him a letter with my concerns for how he keeps transferring out the rare female students - or even some fem-leaning afab students - out of Night Raven to different schools. It doesn't seem to be with their permission - they don't seem to be unwell, so there's some good part to it (I think.... .) So how should I bring it up the the staff (because Professor Crewel will kick his ass and I will film it). He even tried to transfer me out when Kalim found out I was a girl - and that was a whole sh*tshow... .
I also wanted to ask - how do you tell a girl you're fake dating that you like her? I've been fake dating some one I would say is a sort of rival and friend of mine, but I've realized I like her, but I don't know how she feels about me - just that she's sapphic like me.
Now for the housewarden story. You might not know this, but as Kalim's personal bodyguard, I'm quite tough.
I challenged Malleus to a duel for the housewarden position a few months after the S.T.Y.X. incident and asked if we could use our physical strength as well - he agreed. I also have a pretty deadly UM - it's similar to King's Roar, but simply put I can break ...things.. and turn it to treasure. So it was a close match and I might have lost, but physical fighting was alowwed and Malleus put a magic limiting spell on me that I reflected, so --
Long story short, I won just barely and we were both in the infirmary for about a week or so. As for how we get along, Malleus is quite kind to me and chivalrous in general - I guess I'd call it that, but he thought I was a guy all through our duel until I corrected him with my pronouns - so, we're fine. He never made fun of me for being a tiger shifter.
I also wanted to say thank you for the previous response and tell you the conversatio that me and Jamil had with Kalim worked well - but we just shared the bare bones. I don't think I'll be ready to tell him everything anytime soon... .
Anyway, I'm sorry for how long this response is. I hope you're having a good day, Yuu.
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Okay, at this point I’m already too invested in Sahil’s story, so if it’s fine with you, anon, if you ever write/have written anything about Sahil, can I please get tagged? Only if you’re okay with revealing yourself, that is! But please, do consider, I find it very interesting, so cheers to your creativity! Anyways, wrote this at school so bare with me, I don’t want my phone confiscated.
Open. Close.
Another attempt to say something, but they can’t seem to find the words.
That was all Yuu’s mouth did.
“Uh,” Yuu stuttered, scratching their head at the length of this particular message.
“Where to start, where to start…” They mumble, their voice almost drowned out by Grim’s loud purring as he sits in Yuu’s lap as they pet him.
They rest their elbow on the table, planting their head in their hand.
“For, uh. Easier distinction, let’s take this message and separate it into parts. I’ll verbally say when we move onto the next thing.” They waved their hand in contemplation, still processing everything.
A cough, the muffled sound of Yuu shifting in their seat to sit up straight.
“Alright. Here we go: let’s address the whole Crowley situation.” They insert the confidence back into their voice and push away the fog of disorientation that lingered before.
“I’ll help you on that, physically. Drag him back from wherever he is right now. We all know he’s kind of a meathead guy.” Yuu sighed, hand moving to their head again as they feel the familiar migraine that always accompanies the very mention of the ‘gracious’ Headmaster.
“Let the people who were transferred out know about this, then bring them with you when you confront him. If they’re upset about it, of course. It’s fine if they don’t mind.” Crystal clear, the plan starts formulating in their head.
“As you know, I can and will be a petty person, so to take this a little further, summon the staff and the other housewardens to witness your confrontation. Then you can see what they think about it.”
“Riddle would be perplexed by it; Leona, as he comes from Sunset Savana, will not tolerate such behavior towards women. Azul is, well…probably upset at such discrimination. Kalim just won’t agree, Vil is quite feminine himself, NRC wouldn’t want to lose such a high profile student, would they?” An innocent tilt of their head.
“Idia probably won’t have any opinion, but Malleus? He seems to respect you, much more than he probably ever will respect the headmaster.” They rambled.
“What I’m saying is, you’ve already got him outnumbered. All you have to do is bring it up and let sh-t go down.” A dark chuckle.
“Anyways, I’ll be there myself. Who knows, maybe I can blackmail a pay raise out of him.” They shrug.
“If they were chosen by the mirror, what reason does the headmaster have to transfer them out? They should only be transferred out when they give confirmation that yes, they do want out. Otherwise that’s just dabbling in someone else’s personal affairs.” Yuu says.
“Now,” they once again read the message and unconsciously scratch their head.
“Y’all do realize I’m single as a f-cking rock, right? But despite that, let me try to help you unfortunate souls.” They joke.
“Moving on, let’s address the fake dating thing.”
“Plan a date first? She won’t think much of it because you are ‘fake dating.’” They blink at the lights as they flicker.
“Then just tell her. Be straight forward. Hinting at it won’t do anything.”
“If she agreed to pretend to date you, you must be someone she’d be fine with as a partner. Being rivals don’t necessarily mean you have to hate each other, it’s just that you recognize each other’s skills and respect that.” They say knowingly.
“And you’re welcome, glad everything worked out between you, Kalim, and Jamil.” They give a little smile.
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Our fairytale has come to an end.
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