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shout out to all the bitches NOT having gay sex this pride month

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batman: selina... would you still love me if i was a worm

selina, trying so hard not to laugh: of course baby

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shout out to that time my coworker and I were showing each other our favorite cards in pokemon tcg pocket and we went "i really like this one" and showed each other the same card

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if i was robin i would also not trust beast boy with knowing my name is dick

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the couple :]

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my mom isnt emotionally ready for how i wanna move out

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my brain: the reason they havent texted you back is because youre fundamentally unlikeable

me: oh blah blah blah think of something new for once

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me, talking to my cat while we're walking down the hall: stop looking back all the time. if you were orpheus and i was eurydice i would be SO dead right now

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so funny to me that yuta has his new hairstyle on the cover of jjk 0, and not, yknow, the one he had IN jjk 0

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sometimes bisexuality is having sex with a hot woman then months later getting sent to giga space with your science "partner"

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who cares if viktor is barely even human anymore at least he's safe!!!

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i be showering with my eyes closed and my brain is like "the giraffe from zoochosis is gonna get you" like honey the giraffe from zoochosis cant fit in my bathroom

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dan heng is more similar to zhongli than he is to xiao but yall arent ready for that one

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just watched over the garden wall and what the fuck

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headcannon that in runeterra whenever someone says "well you know what they say" the "they" theyre referring to is the kindred

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aphelios, getting ready for his first date with sett: about to change his outfit for the tenth time

alune, almost sobbing: you look fine just PLEASE go already

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this just in arcane fan has learned that the hexcore is a real thing in league of legends