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MINORS DNI 18+

PETER PARKER who talks you through it. “I know, baby, I know.” sympathizing with your pitiful whimperings. “S’nothing you haven’t had before. C’mon, where’s my brave girl?”

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Here's this old man

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ghostly habits. | wolfstar | non-canon!au | wc: 0.497k ( inspired by this pin but originally from @courfeycute on this shithole of an app :) )

content includes course language :)

a.n: the beginning of a new au :) not necessarily a series, but this may have a pt2? i'm not sure. i'm not a huge fan of this but i need to start this blog one way or another :)

"you bloody wanker."

"i have no idea what you're talking about."

to the naked eye, it would appear that remus was talking to himself; maybe that's why his reputation lately has been so rambunctious lately. or maybe it was the ghostly figure looming over his shoulder like it had been for two weeks now.

"you see that group of teenage girls over there? the ones who have never looked my way before? yes well, thanks to somebody," remus glanced at the ghost over his shoulder, "they've been staring at me for the past ten minutes!" he whispered, attempting to pour every ounce of venom possible into his words.

the ghost, sirius, smiled. "remus, dear, i made you the talk of the town, really you should be thanking me. now, where were we on the list?" sirius craned his neck to get a look at the shopping list remus was holding in his left hand. his right was occupied by a half-full shopping basket. remus moved the list from sirius's line of vision.

"you made people think i'm a witch, sirius. let me go back through the chain of events for you, shall i? somebody throws a baseball at me-- which is a very normal thing to do in a game of baseball-- and remind me, sirius, what did you do?" remus stares expectantly at his ghostly companion.

"i caught it," sirius supplies. remus frowns. "i caught it while invisible." sirius rolls his eyes.

"exactly," remus says while placing a carton of eggs into his basket. "and now the whole town thinks i'm some sort of sorcerer. if one more person asks me to make them float i'm going to perform an exorcism on you."

"oi! i'm the one who has to bloody pick up everything people ask you to levitate. how tired do you think my arms get?" sirius follows remus up to the cash register. the boy scanning the items has a bored look on his face.

"that'll be thirty eight dollars. cash or card?"

"cash, please." remus hands the boy a fifty dollar note.

"i wonder what would happen if i socked this kid right in his face," sirius says, smugly. "it'd get you in a spot of trouble with the coppers, that's for sure."

the boy behind the register hands remus his change. "see you later, man. uh, keep me in your good books, okay? my mam says if i come home reeking of 'bad vibes' from seeing you, she's gonna kick me out."

remus stares blankly at the boy while sirius howls with laughter. "yeah, sure, dude." remus walks out of the store.

"oh my god that was gold!" sirius cackles, wiping iridescent tears from his eyes.

"for you, maybe. you see what you've done to me?"

"you did this to yourself, darling. you are the one who summoned me, whether it was on purpose or not. now you deal with the consequences. aka, me."

sirius winks, and remus knows he's thoroughly screwed.

divider cred to @cafekitsune :)

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olivanders dni's/wills and wonts

very general dni's here (racists, sexists, homophobes, transphobes, etc...)

i will write...

inuendos

suggestive content

implied smut (e.g: the next morning...)

polyamorous relationships

angst

fluff! (please request this it's my favourite)

past referenced abuse

i won't write...

smut, therefor any kinks or fetishes

current abuse of any kind

i'm within my right to change this list at anytime :) please respect this.

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who i will write for :)

!! i will write character x readers, or character x characters, but i will not write character x oc's. !!

i may do more characters upon request, but i'm well within my right to deny any i don't feel comfortable with, :))

marauders era: remus lupin.

sirius black.

james potter.

marvel: spiderman (mcu!peter and tasm!peter only, i haven't watched toby's movies in a while so i wouldn't do his peter justice sadly).

steve rodgers.

venom.

call of duty: capitan john price.

simon riley.

kyle garrick.

john mactavish.

criminal minds:

spencer reid.

aaron hotchner.

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olivanders masterlist.

marauders era: ghostly habits | wolfstar (wc ~less than 1k)

marvel: nothing seems to be here...

call of duty: nothing seems to be here...

divider cred to @cafekitsune :)

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who i will write for.

masterlist.

dni/will and wont write.

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