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Well fuck. Does this mean she won’t listen unless we swap nudes? Promotion is hard.

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WHO ARE YOU I AIN’T SCANDINAVIAN BUT I FUCKING LOVE THAT SONG OK

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Gotta love dem' Spice Gurls.

Dafuq did just happen

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Am I evil?

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Whale Cawk

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

If your Penis was the size of a whale only when it entered a vagina… How would you have sex? What would you do? Would you be happy? What if it made everything smelled like tuna?

Stranger 1: umm lol what?

Stranger 2: I agree

Stranger 2: What

Stranger 2: The

Stranger 2: Fuck

Stranger 2: //

Stranger 2: ??'

Stranger 2: Trollbait?

Stranger 1: yeah thats like....how do you even come up with this

Stranger 2: DRUGS?

Stranger 1: lol yeah!

Stranger 2: Wonder which one?

Stranger 2: Weed couldn't make you that messed up

Stranger 2: Regular ol shrooms wouldnt either

Stranger 2: I dont think

Stranger 1: all of them, cause this guy is tripping extremeballs

Stranger 2: Well maybe

Stranger 2: lol

Stranger 2: I guess he'd be happy....

Stranger 1: lol

Stranger 2: Even if it did smell like tuna!

Stranger 1: gross

Stranger 2: Not me

Stranger 2: Him

Stranger 1: oh right...

Stranger 2: And you would too, right?

Stranger 2: Haha

Stranger 1: ha! pfft

Stranger 1: except, wait im a girl

Stranger 2: Embrace the whale cawk

Stranger 2: It is a force to be reckoned with

Stranger 1: …

Stranger 1 has disconnected

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Omegle Question

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I guess it's a daughter giving her father 1 free BJ for Father's Day ;) Kinky

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I'm Gonna Slap You Over The Internet

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!

Question to discuss:

Why don't you go to youtube and search for "The Armchair Futurist"?

Stranger: why don't you google search "why am i such a faggot?"

You: Why dont you shut the fuck up

You: Not you stranger

You: but the asker

Stranger: thank u

You: fucking bitch

Stranger: i was like nigga im gonna slap u over the internet

You: Haha.

You have disconnected.

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Being Canadian

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!

Question to discuss:

What would you do if the world were to end in 30 minutes, and you knew?

Stranger: fap

You: Clap

You: and then Fap

Stranger: are you american?

You: Im Canadian

Stranger: damn canadians

Stranger: you think you're so nice

You: I AM NICE

You: BITCH

You: NICER THAN NICE

You: Eh?

You: Exactly

Stranger: fuck, go wrest with a bear

You: I WILL

You: You can go fuck your mother

Stranger: but she's a virgin

You: Oh.

You: Well,... WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE

Stranger: I like canadians

Stranger: I think they are cute

You: Oh really ;)

Stranger: no

Stranger: hahahaha

Stranger: AHAHAHAHAHAHA

You: Douche :(

Stranger: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You: That brought my mood down

Stranger: i love you pls have my baby

You: No, Fuck off and die in a hole you douche

You have disconnected.

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