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Well as much as I hate being manic-pixie-dream-girl'd, I do kind of get it. I feel like a walking dating sim character sometimes cause I will flirt with basically any and everyone (assuming I fw you and you're around my age) but nothing will ever come of it and 9 times out of 10 I am actually incapable of developing genuine romantic feelings for you

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"I asked chat gpt"

Sucks for you, I asked the ceasless watcher and I now legally own your most traumatic experience

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Ive been in flower hell planning bouquets you never knew you needed

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Nobody told me doing the uncomfortable things to help me grow as a person would continue to be uncomfortable afterwards sometimes 😦 I feel awful and will continue subjecting myself to this for the sake of long-term character development but what the fuck 😦

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Hey pro tip it is really hard to have a panic attack and or cute lil mental breakdown if The Vengabus Is Coming

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My favourite thing is just keeping harmless little secrets just for me that are heavily implied by my behavior and the shit I say as a character, but that forever remain headcanons due to the fact I never directly address it, and make it a point to present the topic as being blatantly uncomfortable so as to create an awkwardness that deters other people from asking 🙂‍↕️

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Hey if you're aro or ace or both, this is a post for you. You're not broken. identity and sexuality and romantic attraction are all so so unique and so so valid. I don't care if you're ace and have or want or even enjoy sex. I don't care if you're aro and sometimes experience romantic attraction or want to. Asexuality and Aromanticism are both incredibly broad spectrums, and regardless of which end of that you're on, you're so so valid. This has been said before, and it'll be said again, but sometimes we all need the reminder. Happy pride month, you are aro enough, you are ace enough, and you are queer enough. 🩷

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Taylor being able to own all her music now means so much to me cause now almost exactly 6 months into living on my own for the first time I can stream A Place in This World loud n proud and I don't think I'll ever find anything more meaningful because I too was born in autumn of 2006, and grew up with and alongside the album, and now she's Ours again 🩷✨️

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Yes babe our friendship is just like a sitcom!!! I personally loved the episode where you responded to both of my texts instead of just the most recent one!!!

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stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

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yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

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The window in Kris's room moves down by one pixel in Chapter 2.

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i love autism. lets all think about the same musical for 7 and a half years straight

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a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

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none of the stuff i say about forcefem is a joke. i’m genuinely gonna turn your cis boyfriend into a puppyslut and there’s nothing you can do about it.

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Wizards who attempt to fight the sun this summer should know: we love and support you