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My summer so far.

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(Y/N): Ah- sorry, I thought I saw a wasp

Captain Hook: Do you love me too?

(Y/N): excuse me?

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*(Y/N), introducing the park to the Villains*: Here, right here, all your needs will be met—

Madam Mim: I’m hungry—

(Y/N): I N A M I N U T E !!

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Hans: My dad thinks I’m a joke too…

(Y/N): Yeah…well…. YOUR DADS RIGHT.

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(Y/N): You gotta calm down bro. Chill man, and smoke a joint

Frollo: (Y/N), I told you a long time ago to never fucking speak to me.

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Maleficent: Do you wish to kiss me?

(Y/N): Absolutely fucking kinda?

Maleficent: Tell me I’m beautiful first.

(Y/N): You’re beautiful

Maleficent: What is beautiful about me?

(Y/N): Um… how you’re able to turn into a giant dragon?

Maleficent:….. Okay slut, kiss me~

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*(Y/N), dreamily talking about John Silver*: Skinny guys are overrated, get yourself a fat fuck.

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(Y/N): Rat girl summer :)

Ratigan: I wish that I could understand you

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Gaston: Can I bother you for a second?

(Y/N): You always bother me, but go ahead

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*(Y/N) in Facilier’s room, after he convinced them to do a tarot reading*

Facilier: Since you’re playing alone, you’ll be pulling cards twice. Easy for you Geminis~

(Y/N): …How’d you know I was a Gemini?

* “Are you ready?” starts playing*

*(Y/N), yelling over the music*: wtf- I DID NOT TELL YOU MY BIRTHDAY???

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Hook: I have a headache

Peter Pan: It might be a tumor

Hook: YOU LITTLE SHIT ITS NOT A TUMOR, OKAY?!

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Cruella: :(

(Y/N): Are you ok? Did something happen?

Cruella: Oh darling, promise you won’t be mad at me~

Medusa: SHE JUST HIT ME WITH HER FUCKING CAR—

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Guys... I need to make this joke...

are made of this-

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looking for a fic

hey y'all, so i'm looking for a fic i read a while back. it was a various!pokevillains x reader. all the villains were catboys and the fic ended with the reader insert deciding to work at the cafe

if you know the fic, pls lmk the author or title!

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Aight, get in the blanket

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Can I?

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They both act like the same and have the same reaction

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🌿Welcome in!🌿

Hello, my darling traveller! My name is Magnolia, but you can call me Mag, and I'm the owner of this interdimensional apothe-cafe! Each sweet treat is a potion in disguise, specially crafted to bring YOUR daydreams to life! Here at the Daydream Apothe-cafe, we aim to provide guests with a comforting atmosphere while we serve up dreams and wishes in the most delicious forms!

As this apothe-cafe also serves adult beverages, we ask that those under 18 do not enter.

Please view the menu below before ordering!

Fandoms/Characters:

HTTYD 🐉: Hiccup, Astrid, Snotlout, Ruffnut/Tuffnut (platonic only), dragons (various, platonic only)

TWST 🪞: Cater, Leona, Malleus, Rook, Trey, Vil, Staff, Lilia (platonic only), all first and second years (platonic only), Grim (platonic only)

Pokemon 🦊: Various (ask me!)

Disney (animation only) 👑: Various (ask me!)

Other ✨️: Inquire (if there's a specific character from an unlisted fandom, feel free to drop me an ask!)

Genres:

Romance: Milkshake

Angst: Coffee

Platonic: Tea

Yandere: Smoothie

Spice*: Chai

Subgenres:

Hurt To Comfort: With Cream

Soulmates AU: With Sugar

Hanahaki AU: With Honey

Isekai/Reverse Isekai: With Edible Glitter

Whump: With Cinnamon

Modern AU: With Sprinkles

Preferences (non-description, pronouns only):

Male!: Caramel

Fem!: Lavender

GN!: Mocha

Forms:

Headcanons: Shaken

Matchups: Stirred

Scenarios: Blended

Short Fic: Steamed

Interactions: Frozen

I hope you enjoy your stay, and should you have any questions or just feel like chatting, feel free to drop by my box!

*Please note: I do not write complete nsfw, but I will write suggestive scenes.

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brainrotten clingy modern au tuffnut for us (and snotlout) cus we (and snotlout) deserve it...