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hey.

happy new years. classes tomorrow. hooray.

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u gotta be careful reblogging posts cuz what if you see it drowned in water later

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There's going to come a day when we've all grown up, had a career, maybe got married and had kids, when were all going about our daily routine. Maybe you're driving to work with the car radio on, or you're making dinner with the tv on in the lounge. Life as usual, and then we hear a name. It's the name of the person you had a blog dedicated to when you were 16. The person you had posters of up on your bedroom wall, or as your desktop background. The person off that show you used to watch every week, as soon as it came out, or that band you used to love. The person from the cast of a movie that changed your life, or the character who you scrolled through page after page of fanfiction of. You haven't heard that name in a long time, and it brings everything back. And then the name is followed by three words you thought you'd never hear. Has Passed Away. And then you put down the potato peeler and lean back against your kitchen bench, or you pull over to the side of the road, and tears are streaming down your face. And all over the world, there are people who used to be just like you, with tears marking their cheeks and sobs forcing their way out of their throat, because they remember. Because fandoms never really die out. We never really move on. We never really forget.

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i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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@roach-works // Melissa Broder, "Problem Area" // Mary Oliver, "The Return" // @annavonsyfert // Koyoharu Gotouge, Demon Slayer // Haruki Murakami, Dance Dance Dance // David Levithan, How They Met and Other Stories // Tennessee Williams, Notebooks

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In Spider-Man 3 (2007), a journalist shows integrity and prints a retraction after he learned the news he was spreading was false. This is because this is a work of fiction.

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university professor soap that never cancels classes—which isn’t necessarily a bad thing, in his students’ opinions, considering they like him very much as an instructor and enjoy his courses all the same—unless it’s absolutely necessary to do so. receiving a cancellation email from him is about as rare as spotting scotland’s national animal.

so imagine his students’ surprise one unassuming day when they receive an email informing them that their class later on would be cancelled. the reason? “i asked my husband what he wanted for his birthday this year and he said he’d like me to stay home for the day, so that’s what i’m doing. we’ll cover everything we’re missing today next week. cheers.”

(none of his students had even been aware he was married up until that very moment. but hey, they get a break from class because of it.)

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I'm at a :.|:; for words.

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i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

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this site's anonymity is unmatched

tumblr is the only social media site where it’s completely useless to have a lot of followers

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opening the site only to be slapped by existential crisis. i love it

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hi heres the entire twilight movie as a stamp

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🚬🧛𝐕𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞!𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐞 🧛🚬

Task Force 141 held up a Halloween party, and surprise, surprise, Captain Price showed up as Dracula (or is it vampire? Nobody knows)! Either way, he looks bloody good in that costume! 🦇

Wonder what the other boys showed up as 👁️👁️

Idea by @pricescigar because she's a Price simp who's been fantasizing about Vampire!Price for a while now. And for sending me Ghost pics, I shall return the favour HAHAHAHHA

Anyway, hope you love it! (⁠✷⁠‿⁠✷⁠)

@onlycodcanjudgeme for the spooky time

edit : Timelapse because I apparently remembered to record

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leave him alone he's on a break