47 notes
·
View notes
please look at this graffiti my sister saw in paris
97K notes
·
View notes
It's end of May, yall know what that means
55K notes
·
View notes
32K notes
·
View notes
39K notes
·
View notes
NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY DONT GO INTO THE ASEXUAL TAG!! YOU NEED A GARLIC BREAD SWORD TO KILL BOTS AND KEEP YOURSELF SAFE FIRST!!! NO GERMAN BOY WAIT!!!
8K notes
·
View notes
1K notes
·
View notes
I love genuinely innocent “boys will be boys.” Just saw a guy come out of a frat house to poke a pair of jeans they’d left outside - they were frozen solid, and as soon as he confirmed that, like twenty more boys came rushing out of the house going “YOOOOOOOOOO”
471K notes
·
View notes
ねえ といれ行きません?
Hey, let's go to my loo together
5K notes
·
View notes
Goncharov to himself: Will you be here when I return?
To this day, that line gives me chills.
12K notes
·
View notes
1K notes
·
View notes
Made the worst brownies ever created just now
133K notes
·
View notes
"isn't a queerplatonic partner just a best friend" please tell me the difference between a girlfriend and a wife aside from the paperwork
3K notes
·
View notes
this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018
100K notes
·
View notes
new reaction image
181K notes
·
View notes
actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.
97K notes
·
View notes
and is your shame helpful? is it inspiring goodness and change? or is it keeping you frozen in time unable to move on and be everything you have expanded to be?
71K notes
·
View notes