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I got tired of how little Neuvillette fics there are so have this sneak peek of this fairytale inspired one shot I'm working on.

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https://www.tumblr.com/slowd1ving/780753738381115392/i-am-so-crazy-about-your-moze-fic-i-love-the-way?source=share

THIS ONE ☝️

Not sure if ur into hsr tho but slowd1ving makes so much gothic (i think..?) Type fics its js so good

HOLY HELL YOU'RE A GOD 💖💗💓💞💕❣️💝💘❤️‍🔥❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍💟

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Ugh give me more Gothic romance fics, I've seen the modern aus, I've seen fluffy baker aus, give me the "Vampire wants to make you his bride" type of fics, I want the push and pull, the macabre yet sultry vibes of wearing black lace while dancing in the ballroom of a dark monarch.

Where's my corpse bride moment where you accidentally pick up a ring and are indebted to an eldritch being of horrors? Where's the crying by the cemetery one day and slowly falling in love with a mysterious stranger, only to find out they were a ghost the whole time? I want angst but bittersweet moments of clarity yknow? Man, I miss fanfics before covid :(

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Guess who just wrote a long draft for something and Tumblr ate it without saving? THIS GUYYYY

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When they give the reader a name:

(Like y'all come on... Just call it an oc atp because you can't tell me it's not the same energy as calling another person's name in bed.)

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DUDE WE MADE IT AN OFFICIAL AO3 TAG LET'S GO!!

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When you want to read a fanfic of your fav villain but it's a Not-evil/"normal person" au and they basically strip that character of what made them cool in the first place:

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Poopsicle parfart /j

Yknow, I should charge people to anon

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I almost posted this today, this x Oc click bait shit has GOT TO GO 🗣️❗❗❗

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When you want that one Sailor Moon villain to throttle you but nobody makes Sailor Moon x reader fanfiction and you REALLY don't feel like/can't make any yourself so you're kinda just sitting there like "Well, fuck".

P. S. I know full well nobody is going to relate to this I just wanted to get it out of my system.

Ugh prince diamond eat me

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Your last posts reads like a racist microagression. How does a character (who I assume you’re talking about is Black by the use of AAVE) talking about their edges clash with the fic you’re reading? Do you just not like reading about Black characters?

I mean sure it's racist if you look at it and connect random dots like a 50 year old man with a tin foil hat. Also I'm black so if anything I'm talking more about slang and modernization being used than aave. Because to me I look at that and see it as regular words but the fact that you saw that and your mind went "RACIST" shows a lot about where your time online goes

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When the author's writing style clashes with the plot of the fic:

"Y'all I need my edges done 🙄" Duchess Whitaker said as she conveyed her feelings to her husband.

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When the plot holes of the fanfic are bigger than Australia:

Mer Love interest: *speaks in fish*

Reader: idk what he's saying.. Hmmm..

WITHIN THE SAME CHAPTER (and not even with a time skip or nothing)

Reader: *speaks is perfect fish language*

Me:

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STOP TAGGING YOUR X OC FIC AS X READER!!! I DON'T CARE IF IT'S IN FIRST POV YOU CLOUT CHASING WHORE!

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I can't sleep and I'm going through it so I'm gonna do what I do best: Yap.

So new Honkai Star Rail drip marketing happened and of course everyone is excited because not only is playable Sunday finally happening but we also now get to see what finally happened to Fugue (Tingyun) during the whole Phanttilia... Phantilya.... Phantylia.. Oh fuck it. Bad identity theft big lady.

WARNING: THIS POINT ON IS A RANT❗❗YOU ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO READ THIS AND I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE FEELINGS AND THOUGHTS YOU GET FROM IT❗❗

So I've seen a lot of people say that they're happy about Sunday's new design because it shows that he's happier and has grown as a character but I can't help but feel... Disappointed. See, the reason I was so interested in Sunday as a character was because to me he felt really complex morally and you don't see that a lot in games where "friendship is magic". The only other characters I can think of that kinda hit this mark were Sparkle and Gallagher but I have reasons for not liking them as much. Sparkle felt too much like " here's the crazy anime girl troupe you wanted" so I couldn't connect with her and Gallagher to me isn't so much morally complex as he is just mysterious and a bit confusing.

Another reason I really liked Sunday was because I'm so used to seeing the "villain turned to friend turned to that one guy we keep making fun of for jokes and no longer holds the same powerful aura he had" pipeline and when I saw him in the story I thought he was going to different, "there's no way this guy is going to change he's so attached to his beliefs"... And then the drip marketing dropped.

Now, I fully understand that Mr. Gopherwood manipulated him from adoption but to me that added to his character, and his depth. " oh what you don't wanna see him happy??? " well of course I do, and my single opinion certainly won't change that, I just wish that every antagonist we come across doesn't end up being redeemed all the time. "But what about hoolay, what about phantwhatever, what about.. " those aren't going to be playable characters. I'm talking about those who the creators actually have in mind to be playable one day.

Another thing to add onto this, I think the new outfit kinda takes away from the religious and elegant undertones he had in his previous design. When I look at his old model, I think "oh this guy means business, he obviously has a presence and I need to respect him" but when I look at the new design I think "Hm.. Well he kinda looks like a weird scientist" and it throws me off how different they are.

At the end of the day this is purely opinionated and everyone can have their own take on this, I just wanted to keep my mind off of whatever it is stopping me from sleeping right now. Feel free to discuss with me, just don't have hostile intentions lol.

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I will never understand why the same 4 characters get fanfics in the bsd fandom when there are literally SO MANY OTHER CHARACTERS (and cooler ones imo) with interesting abilities and dynamics PLEASE 😭LIKE LOOK AT HIM HES SO CUTE

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WHY DO YOU WANT TO FIX THE VILLAIN SO BAD!?? THE WHOLE POINT OF THE ATTRACTION IS THAT THEY'RE EVIL❗❗