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(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?

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I cannot overstate how much I hate the take that Harley is the only human Ivy cares about. The whole point is that Ivy never truly stopped caring about humanity no matter how much she tried to convince herself otherwise. Her seeing someone in the all too familiar situation of having been used, abused and discarded by cruel men and in need of help and being unable to ignore it is entirely consistent characterization for her. Ivy didn't save Harley because she loves her, she would have saved anyone in that position. And likewise Harley didn't make Ivy human, she just brings out that better side to her.

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Imma be honest not a single version of Poison Ivy's backstory has managed to make her getting seduced and manipulated by Jason Woodrue not seem completely stupid and out of character. She's already supposed to have been a jaded, misanthropic sociopath and a child abuse survivor before she even met him. And Woodrue's not exactly some masterful charismatic manipulator, he's a cackling nutjob with delusions of grandeur. If anything he seems like exactly the kind of moron who ends up getting manipulated by her. I guess the point is supposed to be that this kind of thing can happen to anyone but that still doesn't give writers carte blanche to not bother making it remotely believable. This is why my favorite version of Poison Ivy's origin story was Poison Ivy: Thorns where they just cut Woodrue out and have it be her dad who experimented on Pam as a child and gave her her powers. Partially because having two character defining abusive asshole male authority figures who instilled in her a mistrust/hatred for humanity is kinda redundant, and secondly because she's a kid and it's her dad and she had yet to become the sociopath we know and love so it makes total sense for her to fall for the gaslighting and manipulating, and to stay no matter how bad the abuse got.

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everyone's busy dunking on Marvel for "looking beyond the LGBT community" to focus on Allies(TM) for their pride issues but me? brother, I'm already battening down the hatches for how bad DC pride is gonna be

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Getting evicted on the 26th unless we can raise $2,860.

I don’t really have the energy to pull together a massive gofundme campaign. I’ve been trying but it’s taking all my focus these days just to keep from having a third or fourth breakdown of the day.

The laundry list of problems has only gotten longer over the few short years we’ve lived here. We’ve now both fallen through the rotting floors. We lost running water last December, slowed to a trickle and finally stopped throughout January. The outlets are constantly sparking. Multiple of our usb bricks have combusted internally or taken heat damage. We’re afraid to plug in or unplug things. These things are only a few of a much longer list.

We want out and have wanted us out but the landlord is dragging us thru the dirt finding more and more and more things we need to pay for before we can sell. We’re trapped, and now we’re facing financial ruin for a house we didn’t want to stay in to begin with. We have no one left to ask for help.

We will be homeless this coming Tuesday without assistance. Between us we could only scrounge up $550.

my paypal | my venmo

I don't even know what to tag this as... everything I can think of has been filtered out of searches and tags afaik. But this is kind of our last ditch effort.

We have two days. So if you see this post, please boost it.

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Dream Jason assuring Tim he'll be a good Robin

Real Jason in the nightmare realm assuring Tim he is a good Robin

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> 10 years old

> raised by assassin cult

> met batman

> called him short

> asked to drive the batmobile

> called the batcave small

> said the robin suit looks gay

damian wayne #1 dc character ever made

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i really like it when batman & robin are doing their freakyweird hiding in the shadows thing so theyre just drawn like ◺ ◿ o o

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brieuc’s 1k celebreation: 🤖 interest edit for @prettysureimbatman!

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pro tip from damian: dramatically play violin while maintaining aggressive eye contact to assert your dominance

based on [this post]

disclaimer: his fingers arent positioned correctly i have no idea how play violin and i was half asleep most of the time i was doing this

(click for clearer image!)

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I believe that if Harley Quinn was on roller skates and Batman had to apprehend her, he would simply level the playing field and chase her on skates too. I trust him to be a man of equality in this regard

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One of the stuff I hate about reading Batman comics is that artists will drawing shit like this:

And swear to me that these are the waynes

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REblog if you are Asexual, support Asexuals, or spend most of your time actually thinking about Superheroes.

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