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Frank has no right to be so interesting when he’s literally just a guy but like. He runs a motel. He used to work demolition. His best friend is his cousin. He has no lungs. He tries not to feel vibes. He unironically likes oatmeal. He was vaporized then reconstructed from ambient air molecules by an omnipotent space goddess which means he’s probably all sorts of messed up. He’s still in an intense rivalry with the goth from his middle school. He’s basically the town’s unofficial mayor. Man has layers.

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Tma Crack AU where after the worm infestations get too frequent, everybody just starts squatting Sasha's place because after the events of mag 26, it's clear she's untouchable.

Like she followed a neon eldritch horror to several secondary locations, killed a man with a fire extinguisher while knee deep in worms the whole time and lived. Let's face it, had it not been for the clown table with existential issues, Sasha would've made her way through all the Fears with a stapler before Elias even had time to [extended sounds of brutal pipe murder]. She's two expresso shots away from being god.

It started out with Tim. He wasn't really scared of the worms, but had had too many close calls for Sasha's taste, and it's not like they'd never stayed over at each other's place before, so it's fine. Tim just starts sleeping on Sasha's couch.

After that it feels cruel not to invite Martin. The man's living in the archives for god's sake. Sasha may not know him as much as she knows Tim but they are friends. Besides, agressive-tea making has never hurt anyone (yet). So they pull out a sleeping bag from the closet and the more the merrier.

No one has any idea how Elias made his way here, but he's there now and Jon has no choice but to follow. The Head Archivist insists on taking the bus every morning to avoid spending his entire day with the people he now lives and works with, despite the underground being much faster, and arrives late almost without fail. He's smiled maybe half a time since he got here, but Martin and Tim were still shocked to find out that Jon is physically able sleep.

It is a mess. Sasha's living room is too small for four sleeping bags. They take turns cooking and Tim always makes ramen without fail. Elias' pyjamas are somehow a three-piece suit. But there are no worms and everyone is happy and alive.

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I always knew I was meant for fire

Stupid idea

YOU HAVE JUST BECOME A TMA AVATAR

Your personal domain is based on your username

Which entity/ies do you serve?

I'm the end

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you underestimate my obsession with the color purple!

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Transphobes saying they know when someone is trans has the same energy as my parents saying they can tell when I'm lying.

Like yeah, maybe you sussed it out a handful of times and now picture yourself a licensed lie detector, but because you severely underestimate how often I actually lie, you don't realize I've, plenty of times, also lied to your face and gotten away with it

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we are at four (4)

The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.

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Next step: fight the knight in a Denny's parking lot.

I just saw a knight. Like, full on, shining armor and everything kind of knight.

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There's nothing quite like your friends telling you that you give the best hugs.

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Thinking about Oliver Banks who had lucid dreams about death, steered a ship into getting hit by a falling space shuttle, and delivered an in-person statement while very dead.

Thinking about Nathaniel Thorp who cheated death then procrastinated learning how to read for two centuries.

Thinking about "Jane Doe" who snuck into medical school as a cadaver and gave people such horrible existential crises that they just died from it.

Thinking about Georgie Barker who had (1) encounter and now no longer feels fear.

RIP to everyone else but avatars of The End are built different.

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Here is a cluster of links for you to check out if you were wondering how you can help the families in Palestine:

Rafeef's family needs to evacuate so the little girl can receive major surgery in Egypt: Link

Fadel is twenty-five, plays basketball and dreams of being able to represent Palestine in international competitions: Link

Fadi lives in Belgium and is looking to evacuate his family who is still in Gaza. One of the family members was badly wounded at the leg by a bullet from the occupation: Link

Joint fund for the families of Walaa, Tasneem, Reham, Noor and Ahmed: Link

Mohammed and Asmaa lost their business and home during the occupation and are now physically seperated. The fund is to help them reunite, rebuild their life, and finally get married: Link

Munir was a real estate agent and is now gathering funds to help evacuate his father, cousins, nieces and nephews: Link

Rabeha is a fresh graduate dentist who didn't get to start her brilliant career and aims to evacuate the 23 members of her family she has left: Link

Zeina is 10 yo and needs to reunite with her mother in Cairo: Link

Mai is in Belgium and intends to provide money so her family can survive with the price of food, water and medical supplies being so high, until she can help them evacuate: Link

Lana is fifteen years old and was a star student. She still dreams of accomplishing great things. Her family's business was destroyed, they've been displaced several times and are now looking to evacuate to Egypt: Link

Tareq is raising money for his brother's family. Dr. Hassan AL Qatrawy was a lecturer at Al-Aqsa University until it was destroyed: Link

Aya is seperated from her two children who are stuck in Gaza. Mona is 12 yo, has ADHD and loves to play basketball and read books. Karem is an advanced karate player who wishes to be a doctor someday. Link

Asmaa just finished her intership to become a dentist and hopes to get a job or a scholarship so she can support her family and hopefully have her own clinic: Link

Muhammad seeks to support his family, including his sister, a doctor who was honors student and graduate of the Faculty of Medicine and his brother, an outstanding engineering student: Link

The Shbuir family's home was destroyed and they now currently live in a cramped apartment and searching for security: Link

Esraa is trying to help her family, including her 10 yo brother-in-law with misaligned eyes who needs medical assistance: Link

Ikram Mahdi has lost her husband and wants to escape with her children. The fundraiser also concerns her large family who are also suffering in Gaza: Link

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Dear Friends,

I hope this message finds you well. I am writing to share an urgent plea for help. Due to the ongoing conflict in Gaza, my family and I have been forced to flee our home and seek refuge in Khan Younis. My mother, who is pregnant, is in critical need of assistance to ensure her safety and the safety of her unborn child.

We are facing severe hardships and are struggling to provide her with the necessary medical care and basic necessities. I have launched a campaign to raise funds for my mother's survival during this perilous time.

Your support in sharing our campaign on social media could make a life-saving difference. Please help us spread the word and gather the support we desperately need.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Sincerely,

Please help us by sharing the post on your page so that we can collect donations and get out of the war. You are our hope. I will be very grateful to you . ❤️🙏🏼

"this fundraiser is vetted by nabulsi, fallahifag, el-shab-hussein, ibtisams, sayruq"

https://www.gofundme.com/f/ne9gzx-help-them-to-survive?utm_campaign=p_lico+share-sheet-first-launch&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer

guys, pls reblog!

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Same sex marriage

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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That could be any of their interactions, I'm dead.

crowley: this is where we came the night i successfully tempted you and you fell in love with me

aziraphale: crowley.

crowley: the night you flirted with me for 20 seconds and i became obsessed with you forever

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I wish the Mission Rejected producers hadn't made Skip and Chet Phillips randomly have dinner together at Denny's at the end of E1S4 because now I kinda ship them.

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This is the Good place

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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update. Her name was actually Harley and the show was “Stuck in the middle”. I rewatched that water park episode yesterday

do your best internet

Tumblr nerds, I need help. When i was eight i stayed in a hotel and we had three cable channels with just one that streamed kids programs. I saw an episode of a tv show that i would really like to find again but i just remember the plot of that one episode: the protagonist is a young girl named Skylar and some rich ceo is threatening to take her family to court for some reason, but as it turns out he stole an engineering design that Skylar made, for his water park and since she won a patent in a contest she threatens to take him to court instead. I know it's messy but please tell me if it reminds you of anything.

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Joy, girlfriend and pizza.. I'm not saying no