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Chinese mythology:

Unfortunately, the Jade Emperor did not like that

Greek Mythology: Unfortunately, Zeus was horny.

Norse Mythology: Unfortunately, Loki was bored.

Egyptian Mythology: Unfortunately, Set was envious.

Japanese Mythology: Unfortunately, Susanoo was rude.

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the silly

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writing a fanfic and on the sentence "smells like he's homeless" I accidentally said "smells like he's pronouns". I am just as confused as you are.

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i hate it when people ask "in your ship, who's the one who fell first while the other fell harder?" mf theres one guy who fell first much harder the other guy doesn't do jack shit

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hey guys this is some CRAZY ASS MULTIFANDOM HERE but i think it would be really funny if paintbrush ii and eren snk in a modern au / organical human au both used discord and like got into arguments really often and HATED eachother and one day eren finally posts an intro or whatever and paintys reaction is I'VE BEEN BEEFING WITH A 15 YEAR OLD AND LOSING???

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Consume

I feel drawn to something. I see humans all around. They’re scrambling for their lives as we pluck them off the ground. I ignore most of them. There’s something else pulling me.

I hear screaming as I walk slowly through the destroyed city. I know that the humans are scared of me. I know that I would be scared as well if I was down there with them. Maybe I was a long time ago. I can’t remember.

I don’t think I was always a titan. I don’t think I was always searching for a special person to make me human again. Something told me that I could become human. I just needed that special someone.

My attention shifts as I hear children crying. A faded memory flits through my mind of a small blond boy playing with a toy ape. It’s gone quickly. I turn toward the noise, scanning the ground.

There she is. I see her. She is why I have been drawn here. She’s stuck under a collapsed house. There are children trying to free her. I don’t particularly care about them. I just want her. I doubt she’s a special human… But I’m drawn to her. She’s beautiful in my eyes.

A man approaches me after talking to the woman. He looks ready to fight me. Fear overcomes him and he runs, grabbing the children.

The small amount of my humanity that is left screams at me to just lift the house off the woman and let her go be with her kids. That voice is small. It’s smaller than the woman struggling in my hand as I lift her from the rubble.

She’s even more beautiful up close. In another life, I would have loved to run my fingers through her deep brown hair. I would have daydreamed about looking into her honey eyes before kissing her soft lips.

My sliver of humanity is demanding I let the woman go, but my instinct to consume overpowered it. I grip her legs in my other hand and pull, breaking her spine. She passes out from the pain. Good. That’s all I can do for her to ease her death.

I can’t resist. I bite into her. I taste blood as I swallow her corpse. Satisfaction fills me for a moment, but then I feel the urge to consume more. I can’t resist the urge.

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身为一个亚洲的同性恋／跨性别者真的太难了，我的同胞因为恐同讨厌我，其他人又因为种族歧视讨厌我

being gay/trans and asian sucks cause why does everybody from my race hate me because of homophobia and everybody outside of my race hate me because of racism

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Had a dream last night that was lowkey berumin lol

Basically, Bertholdt ended up in Hell for his actions as the Colossal Titan and he was revered by the demons for being a holder of the Colossal. And I was there, too, some reason. But I kept asking Bertholdt to return to the mortal world to guide Armin as the new Colossal.

Bertholdt agrees to do it but how he does it is by haunting Armin as a ghost. And Armin is desperately trying to pretend Bertholdt isn't there, all while trying to ignore his feelings for him lol

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fem modern au bertholdt

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so my last 2 posts got no attention at all...

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cookie sona

hazulnet banana cookie

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静态零六翼天使

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Static PNGs part one

Obviously I had to make pngs of her! Free to use no credit needed, but reblogs always appreciated

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hey guys.... this is @bodt-kirschtein ( mephojixx ) posting sideblog for decluttering,,, I want moots desperately hi

i like. lots of fandoms. lucky star, object shows (inanimate insanity + hfjone), attack on titan / shingeki no kyojin, cookie run oven break, kiiinda dandys world...

be my mootie please!!! btw if you are my moot ill probably tag you in a bunch of stuff lol

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HEY GUYS my name is yunren my pronouns are it/fae im a minor!!! i speak english and relatively some mandarin,, my main blog is @mephojixx however im honestly just gonna use that for reblogs and this for posting tbh to declutter

rn im interested in attack on titan and lucky star but i might post some osc like ii or hfjone sometimes!!

MASSIVE fan of jeanmarco and marco in general if you couldnt tell