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Here’s some other things the bible says is sinful & forbidden. Stop shaming. Don’t be dumb.

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Harry Potter as a teen comedy…

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breaking news: lgbt people in homophobic societies dont want to tell homophobic society members they arent straight

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fucking pissed 

-got a headache 

-my stupid movie rental expired

 -bought it like six more times

 -the wifi in fucking ugly ass pittsburgh doesn't work like wtf man 

-i just said wtf man so we know we've got a problem houston 

-emma decided not to answer me today bc she thinks she's better than that smh (EDIT: smh chill out u know ur my only friend sam)

-i just wanna watch my movie and read my book 

 -it started downloading and then stopped bc "u hav no space" well yeah bitch, tell me something idk 

-the fam in pittsburgh is so uneducated and speak incorrectly and with bad grammar and they were all drunk and they're huge and its highkey disgusting and embarrassing that there's such an intellectual divide between us ew gross get me "aht" 

-ughhhhhh

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@emmamondry

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when you ship something that you didn't even read

#can we just take a minute to admire the man that is tobias eaton #he is seeing a girl naked for the first time in his life #and is not jumping her bones to have sex #he is looking straight into her eyes like she’s the most amazing thing on earth #and basically staring into her soul #her boobs are right next to him and he’s not staring at them #let’s not forget he’s been in dauntless for 2 years and he never had sex with any of those girls #he was from abnegation so he’s just as inexperienced as tris #he looks at her like it’s the first time he is seeing her #and memorising her features #and that lil smile #he is so happy he finally it’s just the two of them #nudge nudge wink wink #we need more men like this in the world

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is this sam with jacob or

true love is having a crush on him even after he got a haircut

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It’s like when someone says, ‘How are you?’ Do you say, ‘Well, my head hurts and I’m lonely and depressed and I’m worried about everything and the world is collapsing and full of evil’? Or do you say, ‘I’m fine’?

Sara Shepard, The Visibles (via wordsnquotes)

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look emma's posting

this is the post of all posts. one post to rule them all. a post that will go down in history. the post that will cure your depression and clear your skin. go shout it from the rooftops, i, emma, have posted something entirely useless on this account for sam to enjoy !! love you all

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time for new stuff already

when emma hasn't posted on here for what, 20 days? nice. move as fuckin fuck

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the "hi my name is emma™ and i try ok" starter pack

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when your Instagram gets deleted for the SECOND time and you don't feel like making a new one, yet again

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when you actively try to choose the smallest amount of work for the Ackerman history assignment but you highkey always end up writing gargantuan definitions, six paragraph MLA essays with parenthetical citations, take three pages of notes on a thirty minute video and answer the questions from that even though not required, write a huge paragraph for the answer to the actual required question because you just so happen to know everything, and you write out definitions for fifty four terms to not only save yourself but to save your “struggleing” af weak and smol idiots who happen to take this class with you

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when the mental breakdown is finally over

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when you single handedly achieve world peace on Instagram

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"We used to fuck" no big deal amirite, just let the world know???!!!