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Bucky, trying to be a politician and realizing how inefficient it is at stopping bad guys quickly: Welp. I can't debate, diplomat, or deposition my way out of this one.

Bucky, loading his explosive disc launcher: Detonate it is.

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STOP I SNORTED.

I somehow did not see that coming but the fact that it's Bucky fits so perfect I love it.

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Excuse me while I hyperventilate due to the truth being spoken here.

Sorry Sam, these are my new avengers

GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT

Clint in the vents and that’s his whole personality because he wasn’t fleshed out in the movies → Ava in the walls and that’s her whole personality because she wasn’t fleshed out in the movies

Thor eating poptarts and overusing proper words because English isn’t his first language and he’s the comedic relief → Alexei eating Wheaties and overusing proper words because English isn’t his first language and he’s the comedic relief

Natasha pranking and laughing at everyone from the sidelines because fanon decided she’s just silly like that → Yelena pranking and laughing at everyone from the sidelines because canon decided she’s just silly like that

Bruce being a sweet, soft-spoken, unassuming guy but also the most fucking unhinged monstrosity if you catch him on a bad day → Bob being a sweet, soft-spoken, unassuming guy but also the most fucking unhinged monstrosity if you catch him on a sad day

Steve being handed the de facto title of goody two shoes leader despite being the LAST person on board with this → Bucky being handed the de facto title of goody two shoes leader despite being the last person on board with this

Tony being a big-mouthed asshole that’s secretly haunted by his past mistakes which involved publicly supporting the US military via PR stunts as a weapons manufacturer → John being a big-mouthed asshole that’s secretly haunted by his past mistakes which involved publicly supporting the US military via PR stunts as a weapon himself

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"He's our bob."

". . . your bob?"

"Yes, ours."

"He makes great brownies and is really good at flipping signs. You know. When he's not on meth."

". . ." (growing concerned)

"He also sometimes turns indestructible with superpowers OR into a void thing that traps you in your most shameful memories in a shadow realm. You know. Depending on his mood."

". . ." (concern increases astronomically)

"We're helping him work through his issues."

". . ." (beat passes)

"I'm sorry, what?"

I love the thought of the new avengers showing up in doomsday with bob in tow and everyone else being like

“who the fuck is that”

“bob”

“why is he here”

“he’s our friend”

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guys he's so cute. I love him. Let me put him in a blanket and give him hot chocolate and cookies.

Thunderbolts* The New Avengers (2025) Dir. Jake Schreier

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Oh Bucky. When are they ever not your monkeys.

Steve 'will get into a fight with people twice my size at least twice a day' Rogers is exhibit A.

Bucky Barnes, through the whole damn movie:

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This is the post. The one that encompasses the extent of just how cosmically messed up this group is. The brainwashed centenarian assassin with brain damage, anxiety, PTSD, and depression (at the minimum) is the most stable.

"I have a great past so I'm completely fine'"

BOy how much therapy have you been through to break through that shit??

He is the tired dad dragging the rest of the traumatised, experimented on babies along with him. They replaced pre-serum Steve. He's in his protector role again.

do you realise how fucked up this group has to be when bucky barnes is the most stable out of all of them

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I've been following this drama and I'm cackling because @frownyalfred is 100% correct and bae, your ego deserves it for doing the good Lord Ao3's work. I applaud you vigorously.

you guys can’t keep correcting or "well actually--" ing me and being objectively wrong, okay? I can’t be right all the time AND have this nice of an ass. my ego is already massively inflated.

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I am properly wheezing here, this is glorious

Bruce: *visibly tired, 'tis the wee hours of the morning

Bruce: *spots Marinette

Bruce: Good morning....

Marinette: *with matching dark circles and slumped posture

Marinette: hn

Bruce: *trying to figure out which child this is

Bruce: What's your name again

Marinette: Marinette

Bruce: ∘ ∘ ∘ ( °ヮ° ) ?

Bruce:Would you like some coffee? I'm going to pour myself a cup

Marinette: sure, merci beaucoup Monsieur Wayne.

Bruce: Please, call me Bruce. Or Dad?

Marinette: Sure thing Dad.

*they both sip their mugs

Damian: Dupain-Cheng why are you awake

Marinette:Hi Damian, 'was just having coffee with Monsieur- euh, Dad

Damian: *visibly confused

Damian: Have you finally lost it

Bruce: That's no way to speak to your sister, Damian

Damian: she is not my sister

Bruce: I thought we were past the whole blood-

Damian: Dupain-Cheng has two parents back in Paris, France; I assure you, Father. Stop trying to adopt her into your hoard. The manor is cramped enough

Bruce:*looks at Marinette

Bruce: You're...not...my child?

Marinette: Euh.....no?

Bruce: But you called me Dad

Marinette: you asked me to

Bruce: I thought you were my child!

Marinette: I feel like that says more about you than it does me

ao3 link

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This is iconic and I need it in a fic now.

Dick: hey, Tim, can i take you to my therapist next week?

Tim: ...why?

Dick: she thinks i'm making you and all your issues up.

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I don't talk enough about how much I adore Sesshomaru.

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Guys I need to know.

Does anyone else. . . act out the scenes that you're writing?? Because I will literally make myself angry cry with real tears and whisper yell at my screen, or like. . . flirt with it, winks and all.

I need to know because my partner just walked in on me doing so and slowly backed out.

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Me, sitting curled up in my bed under a mass of blankets and my support water bottle with my phone open to Ao3:

"And make it pronto!"

i want 50 avengers tower fanfics of the thunderbolts on my desk by morning do you hear me

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my eyes went straight to the thighs and then I saw the tags and was like YES BESTIE PREACH.

Ladies and gentlemen… Bucky Barnes 🖤💥

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How anyone doesn't fall in love with this problematic group is unfathomable to me. Like. Look at them. All four. I'm down bad for all four.

. . .

I do not deny I have problems. But if you're reading this, you probably do too.

Rich kids w chronic attitude problems

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This should be a love language. The universal Ao3 love language.

but what if i read one of your fanfics and then went to your ao3 account and read all of your fanfics and left a comment on every single chapter of every single one and you got spam emails from all of my kudos and comments and it made you smile, what then? what if i brighten your day with my words like you did mine, what then???

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Jesus Fucking Christ.

Sebastian Stan coming in and fulfilling all my fanart fantasies with the hair and the suit.

What a time to be alive.

He is a walking Nix edit now