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can u make Rick x male reader get in a fight??? plsss(like an actual fight) want that angst:,)

Yes

The house was quiet. It’s never been this quiet. Beth was with summer somewhere, Morty was out running an errand, and Jerry went shopping.

I should be thrilled to be in the house alone with Rick. We can go a little crazy and have some fun but no. Right now im sitting in the fucking garage staring at diagrams and shit I can’t understand.

He’d left for a little over a week with Morty on a mission or adventure, I’m not sure what you’d classify them as anymore. They went to finally get “evil Rick”. I was supportive, how could I not be. That was the person who killed his daughter, his wife…

I want to be jealous but how could I? How could I look Rick in the eyes and say no, don’t get revenge for the people you loved.

But I was, I am. It was his whole personality, his goal for years, and now he’s lost.

I don’t know what happened in that final stand, what was said, but it broke something deep inside Rick and Morty.

Morty told me he hadn’t seen the final fight but he did see Rick walk out. He was covered in blood, sweat, and tears. His hands were bruised, his nose was broken, and a plethora of other injuries.

It was awful.

Now everything’s done, everyone is back, and the story has ended… right? But nothing is done, everyone is back but they’re not really back, and the story… fuck. It should have ended.

It’s hard being in the same room with Rick now. When he first came back he was quieter than I’d ever seen him, and he ignored everyone. He’s not ignoring anyone anymore but he’s not really talking to anyone. He won’t come to bed, sleeping in the under part of the garage, and disappearing there often.

That’s why I came out here. I wanted to reach out, to try and start talking. But now I’m looking at charts and diagrams of random shit while Rick is passed out holding an old family photo. A family photo of his real family.

“Rick?”, I crouch down next to him and lightly tap his side.

“Hmm?”, is all I get in response.

“Rick, get up you’ve been down here for three days.”

“Fuck off, M/n.”

I stand up and turn to leave, I shouldn’t have to deal with this shit. I try, I have tried so hard… actually, I’m always the one who tried. Rick doesn’t try.

I stop and turn back around, “You know what… Fuck you!”, I move and kick Rick in the stomach as he’s laying down.

“AHUGh, what, what the hell M/n? Why? What was that for?”

“You don’t care do you?”

“What?”

I pace back and forth as Rick gets up and composes himself. He’s looking around trying to figure out what’s going on.

“I have supported you for years Rick. I have given so much of myself to you, to what you wanted. I can’t begin to understand what you’ve been through but fuck. Did you ever really love me?”, I don’t even look at him as my voice cracks.

“What kind of stupid question is that? I do, I love you. Why are you acting like, well like Jerry, heh.”, he reply’s in a joking way, he doesn’t understand, he never has. But then again, neither have I.

“You don’t love me Rick… you’re incapable of it. You’re a narcissistic, egotistical, manipulator. I love you despite that, but you don’t love me. I’m just a passing fling. There’s an infinite number of M/n’s out there and honestly, you could have replaced me or yourself at anytime without even thinking about it.”

“Okay, hold on. Why does this sound like a break up. M/n come on. This isn’t that. This isn’t a speech about how I should have been better and you leave. You can’t do that!”, he raises his voice slightly but only to hide the hurt in it.

“This is that. I’m done. I stayed for so long. I stayed because of Morty, Summer, Beth, and even Jerry. But it was never for you.”, years of neglect are coming back and I raise my voice.

Rick always cancelling plans last minute to do some mission or adventure by himself or with Morty. Rick always pretending nothing happened. Rick sleeping with other people and me ignoring it. I am nothing to him. I am nothing.

“We never talk ya’know. I can’t remember the last time we sat next to each other on the couch, or the last time we had sex.”

“Let’s talk, baby please, do you want sex?”, Rick’s motioning to undo his pants but I roll my eyes.

“I know you erased my memory when Diane came back. I watch the memory, I relived it… you’ve erased so many of my memories and for what. Do help me, or to help you?”

“You don’t understand-

“I UNDERSTAND!”, I finally turn around and for a second I stop. I see the man who made me laugh, who I bonded with in hard times in my life, but then I see that man he’s become. I see the man that’s changed, and not for the better, and I punch him.

My fist lands hard on his face and it makes Rick stumble backwards. I’m more upset than angry and I’m fucking pissed.

Rick holds his eye for a moment, a bruise is already forming.

Then he comes at me. We’re both throwing punches. Rick breathing hard in my ear as I sloppily hit him. I don't care if my hits connect properly or not, I want to hurt him. Rick grabs my hands and pins me back, "You want to do this, then let's do it!" His fist lands hard on my jaw, making me bite my tongue. I taste the blood and feel the pain and get angrier. I'm able to flip us and put my hands around his neck and start squeezing. Ricks eyes are watering, his nails are digging into my arms as he tries to fight me off. I don't stop, i want him to feel pain, to feel fear... I let go. He starts coughing instantly, trying to get air back into his lungs. His body shakes as he comes to. I move to the other side of the room and watch. I watch Rick sit up finally and look to me. I don't know what to say, really I don't. I can't live like this, no one should live like this. I don't know when i started crying, but I am. "You're right... I don't love you M/n." "I know..."

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Imma be honest, writing a fight scene sucks. I would rather write porn, that's easier to write. Let's hope and pray the fanfiction doesn't get me again, that would not be fun.

[ricksanchezxmalereader]

I would like to apologize for not posting regularly. Some personal things have happened and I wasn’t in a good spot to post.

I will say the fanfiction curse is very real and that’s probably what got me.

Anyway I’m going to try and post some more because doing this is fun

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Hi there love your post there super funny and they made me laugh every time I read them and I wanted to tell u to keep up the good work good luck on your next post!

Rick: hey M/n, what if today I shrunk you down and put you in a jar

M/n: and do what?

Rick: . . .

M/n: …and do what?

Rick: *heavy breathing*

M/n: AND DO WHAT RICK?!!

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M/n: MORTY QUICK, TAKE THIS AND GAURD IT WITH YOUR LIFE

Morty: wha- what is it M/n

M/n: it’s Ricks phone… he’s been on TikTok for over a day watching those space weasel robot things

Morty: oh no

Rick: WHERES MY FUCKING PHONE

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You know what it’s time for

Beth: hey Dad, did you get the turkey ready yet?

Rick: sure did, I treated that bird like I would treat a lover

M/n: . . .

Morty: . . .

Jerry: . . .

Summer: Grampa Rick… did you fuck the turkey

Rick: . . .

M/n: we’ll I’m killing myself

Rick: RICKSGIVING BITCHES

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M/n: do you ever just throw up 16 ounces of chili?

Rick: what???

M/n: I haven’t eaten chili in weeks, I don’t even know where it came from…

Rick: are you sick?

M/n: sick of being alive, haha, just kidding

Morty: jeez, and I though Rick was fucked up

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M/n: *currently passed out*

Rick: what happened to him?

Morty: he cut his finger and freaked out from all the blood

Rick: anD YOU DIDNT HELP HIM???

M/n: I.. I’m o..okay…. Need Water..

Rick: HONEY?!!

M/n: you’re so pretty when you worry *passes out again*

Inspired by true events that happened to me

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M/n: hey Rick

Rick: *burps* yeah 

M/n: I just realized something

Rick: what

M/n: besides Morty everyone in the family is kinda gay

Rick:…

Rick: holy shit

Morty: hey- hey guys what are you talking about

Rick: you’re not gay and we’re disappointed in you

Morty: …what

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M/n: hey guys, sorry I wasn’t here for ricksgiving, but why did you guys blow up my phone begging me to come home?

Summer: oh god M/n it’s so bad

Rick: everyone get its M/n’s car

M/n: what

Morty: it would be better if we didn’t tell you

M/n: Rick, what’s going on???

Rick: just get back in the car m/n, and pleas for the love of god don’t go inside

M/n:…

M/n opens front door: *intense banging and moaning

M/n:…, wait, no, no, oh god no

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M/n: man, the house is quite today

Rick: god damn it m/n now Jerry’s probably going to come in here and ask us something dumb

M/n: Rick you’re crazy, just because I said it’s quite doesn’t mea-

Jerry: Rick I think I got bit by an alien am I going to die

Rick: …

M/n: …

Jerry: guys please help me



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i love you more than my mom

Simp

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M/n: hey bottom

Rick:…

Rick: did you just refer to me as “bottom” instead of my name?

M/n: yes

Rick: Why???

M/n: because it’s true

Rick: do you want to get sent through a portal

M/n: hmm, that sounds like something a bottom would say

Rick: you know what, I’m going to the garage

M/n: giving up? That sounds submissive and breedable

Rick:…

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In years to come, when this country has burned to the ground and a new one takes its place, america will be a horror story. We are living in a horror story. Americans aren’t getting a happy ending, this is a genocide on the minorities.

Abortion is a human right, even animals are allowed abortion no questions asked.

They’re going to come for lgbtqia+ rights next, they’re already doing it. We need to stop then one way or another.

Remember your roots, take to the streets.

I don’t care if I lose followers for this, human rights are more important than follows on a website

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Here’s your smut you horny fucks

Rick had been tired, so had M/n. After an trip to get some special plant and being meet with a bunch on cannibals both Rick was covered in blood. M/n was on the luckier side thanks to Rick killing most of the cannibals for him.

Jerry and Beth had went on a date much to Ricks displeasure, summer was at a friends, and Morty was off doing something they’ll have to clean up later.

The clock struck 11 and Rick sighed, “I guess we outta get ourselves cleaned up.”, he stood up slowly and stretched his back making it pop.

“Wow you’re fucking old.”

“I’m not fucking old, your fucking old... get it.”

M/n stared at him for a good minute before finally getting up. He got close to Rick, getting barely and inch away from his face.

“Get in the shower and I’ll show you fucking old.”

The shower was smaller than both Rick and M/n preferred but it would serve it’s purpose for what was about to come.

It started slow, M/n taking his time as he teased Ricks lab coat off then wiped some blood off his cheek tenderly.

Rick leaning into every touch, and cursing softly when M/n hands left him to start the shower. He’d had relationships in the past, with and without sex but this was different. M/n made him feel like he could give in and be safe.

They got into the shower, hot water washing the blood and dirt away. It was a little difficult, two grown men getting in a little shower together but they wouldn’t have it any other way.

“How about I start washing your hair and go from there?” M/n said. He was holding the shampoo bottle ready.

“Or you could go ahead and suck my dick?”

“Damn, are you really that eager for me to fuck you.”

“...”

M/n laughed as he wrapped his arms around Rick. Rick picked up on what was going on and met M/n halfway.

The kiss began soft. M/n ghosting over every part of Ricks body, exploring it. Rick holding onto M/n afraid of letting go. Rick finally moaned letting M/n’s tounge violate his mouth.

M/n could feel Rick and he knew Rick could feel him. He started kissing down Ricks neck to his chest. Ricks nipples had always been sensitive.

“Oh fuck, yes! M/n keep going!”

M/n jumped at the instructions and happily sucked on Ricks nipples making them red and swollen. He softly bit and sucked leaving Rick in agony. The warm water pouring on him combined with M/n’s teasing was overstimulating.

“M/n please, I’m so hard please, I need, I need you.”, Rick was panting and trembling as he begged.

“Oh Rick c’mon, can’t you be a good boy and have some patients?”, M/n loved the way he could do this to Rick, make him unravel.

M/n began biting and sucking lower and lower until he got to Ricks dick. M/n started ghosting his hand around Rick, causing his hips to buck up.

Carefully, M/n licked the head of Ricks dick, the taste of Rick invigorating. M/n with one hand grabed around and squeezed Ricks ass tight to keep him steady and one fondling his balls. He was easing his way into deepthroating Rick.

Rick was breathing erratically. M/n had only gotten more skilled over the years of them being together, and he couldn’t hold back the urge to cum on this alone. M/n mouth was so warm and smooth, the water was relaxing his muscles. He could feel m/n hand getting closer and closer to his entrance and he started leaning into it. He wanted it bad. They hadn’t had the chance to have sex in weeks maybe even months and he wanted it.

Finally, M/n added a finger. It was a little rough without lube but that how Rick liked it half the time. Rough and exciting.

“Oh, oh fuck, yes! Yes! M/n, M/n, more! God, fuck me! I’ve been so good please!”, Rick was almost screaming as he moaned.

M/n slowly took Rick out of his mouth leaving a trail of saliva and pre-cum, “turn around so I can get you ready.”

Rick quickly did as told, ready for M/n to start anything and everything. He was hard as a rock at this point and needed some relief. The deepthroating left him on the edge, he needed to jack off. He went to massage his dick until he felt a hard slap and moaned.

“Did I say you could touch yourself?”

“M/n please!”

“Oh but Rick, look how beautiful you are, begging for it. You’ll cum in due time, let me take care of you.”

Rick leaned against the wall of the shower waiting for what M/n was about to do, until finally he felt it.

M/n licked a long stripe from Ricks taint to his entrance. Making his hole wet and ready. He licked and sucked, causing Rick to push back wanting more. M/n only took his time, using his tounge and finger to open Rick up so he’d be nice a loose.

“Ahhh, holy mother of god, Jesus! M/n, yes!” Yes, yes, fuck! Oh god it feels so good! Your tounge feels amazing, Christ!”

M/n added another finger hitting Ricks prostate. Ricks was still tight and just feeling him with his fingers was amazing.

“M/n, please I’m gonna cum! I need you!”

“Use your words Rick. What do you need from me?”

“I need you inside me now!”

M/n smiled. He stood up kissing a trail to Ricks neck. He lined up his dick against Rick and slowly thrusted in.

Rick moaned, He was so close, he just needed a little more. He was full and couldn’t wait for M/n to cum inside him. M/n felt amazing, he knew every way to snap his hips for the best point of pleasure, and Rick loved how he could always hit his prostate.

The thrust became more erratic and deeper. Rick was trembling, pre-cum was leaking out, and the butterfly kisses to his neck were turning into bites.

M/n was about to cum.

Rick leaned against the shower wall panting and moaning. Finally, with a deeper thrust he didn’t think possible, he came with a scream. Ricked ass clenched around M/n desperately.

The clenching and knowledge that Rick had came sent M/n over the edge causing him to cum deep inside Ricks bowels.

The water now cold hit their skin like bullets as they stay there still connected panting. Rick, hading been so well fucked was about to collapse from the pleasure as M/n slowly exited him. His cum poured out of Ricks ass beautifully and almost made M/n hard again.

“Love you M/n.”

“Love you too Rick.”



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Will delete later

Do you guys want smut? I’ve been debating making some or not but wanted to see if it was someone you all wanted. If you want it I guess leave a like or comment or whatever you see fit.

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Morty: ...

Rick: what

Morty: I was just wondering, why didn’t you make a decoy of M/n?

Jerry: yeah I was curious about that too

Summer: for once I agree with dad, so yeah, like why don’t you make a a decoy of him

Rick: that’s very simple, I don’t have it in me to kill even a decoy oh M/n, I love him to much

Beth: so wait you’ll shoot me but not him

Rick: sorry does he eat your ass and give you the best orgasm of your life

Morty: Jesus Rick, stop talking about your sex life