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shoutout to people with taboo OCD thoughts who experience arousal from your taboo fears in dreams. yes, even if during the dream it feels like you "like it", since weird emotions are just another shitty ingredient of the brain soup that is your dream. your dreams do not mean anything and neither does your bodily response to them. this is not an indication of your "true feelings". i know that this can be one of the hardest things to deal with in terms of intrusive thoughts, and it can be tough not to internalize them. I hope you have a wonderful day.

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i understand why the ‘grizzled loner who slowly melts & improves their outlook on life when forced to take care of a kid’ trope is a male exclusive role, bc the optics of a grizzled loner woman healing by becoming a mother are maybe not so good, but every time i think abt a hypothetical female version of that trope i black out instantly. could we maybe just do it one time and all agree to be cool about it

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Incorrect Batfamily Quotes

Duke: I just arrived at the manor despite being a character for over ten years now!! Now I'm going to ask a question and only react for the rest of this post!

Dick: Hello baby brother I am in the kitchen burning pancakes I cannot cook :(. I need my little wing Jaybird to help me he's the best chef in the world.

Jason: Hi I'm fucking here to fucking cook some pancakes but I need my favourite member of the family Timberina here to cool off my Pit madness. He better be sleeping after I put him down for his nap!!

Tim (entering, with bags under his eyes): Don't talk to me I haven't had my fiftieth cup of coffee yet also [insert joke about missing spleen] Ra's Al Ghul is so obsessed with me am I right??

Dick: Baby bird you need to sleep!!!

Tim: Don't you dare talk to me after you sent me to Arkham.

Duke: Omg!!! I am so sad for you Tim even though that didn't happen and he put all of us in prison at one point!!!

*Cass and Stephanie enter together joined at the hip*

Cass (signing): Hello little brothers. I am about to leave for Hong Kong, but not before showering you with my sisterly affections because I have the same relationship with all of you.

Stephanie: Hehe waffles pancakes glitter!! Purple!!! I love Cass <3.

Damian (entering with a sword): Move aside, Brown. I have no relationship to you despite you being my Batgirl. Now I'm going to stab and bite people for no reason.

Duke: I'm going to pass out of fear!!! I'm so afraid of this 10-year-old, because for some reason Damian is still 10!!

Dick: Okay will anyone help me cook?? My eldest daughter syndrome is really messing with me :(. Steph all I know about you is that you're Cass or Tim's gf and you like waffles, can you help me??

Stephanie: Waffle glitter purple yes!!! I love being a Wayne!!!!

(They make pancakes. By the end, Stephanie, Cass, and Duke have disappeared for some reason, and it's just the 4 Batboys enjoying their meal. The end)

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“cass is the most emotionally understanding out of everyone in the batfam!!” she would beat those guys if they asked her the trolley problem

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seeing my old posts (ghosts) through older eyes (still ghosts) and wondering what the fuck I was thinking (I wasn’t)

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the thing is i loveeee stephcass but i can't read 99% of fics abt them bc like. if you're gonna downplay the seriousness of past timsteph + gloss over the ethical thorniness of dating your brother's ex-girlfriend/ex-boyfriend's sister idc i'm not interested. like that's a large part of what makes it so compelling to me. if everyone's happy and supportive and wholesome what's the point

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cassandra cain incorrect quotes:

cass:

explanation: it’s incorrect because cass is not actually mute

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Does anyone else see the stitching on her mask as a big frowny face or is it just me lol

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Now kith....

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I hurt you… and I’m…

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After Cass got adopted, DC should’ve locked in and given us titles like “Daughter of the Dark Knight.” “The Night and The Shadow.” “One who is All and that guy who likes bats.” “Heir to Gotham.”

Or something. I don’t know.

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the sillies

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Bruce Wayne & Selina Kyle by comic book artist Otto Schmidt.

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On the topic of the tim drake coffee addiction thing bc Im thinking about it again. I’ve seen loads of people make arguments for both sides and tbh both sides have valid points (tho I will say the comic people have considerably more valid points).

Like on one hand, yes it’s fun to play around with their Fanon characterizations, yk the whole Batfam schtick, Bruce Wayne being a good dad (tho that’s a whole other issue), tim and his fucking coffee, blah blah blah. I won’t lie, sure I joke about these characterizations bc it’s fucking fun. It’s alright to enjoy a media in a lighthearted manner bc fuck if life doesn’t suck rn. HOWEVER I think it’s equally important to be able to acknowledge the canon characterizations.

because in all honesty, a lot of the Fanon characterizations butcher their canon versions. Tim CANONICALLY prefers energy drinks (if you want a coffee addict I point you to a miss Barbara Gordon), he CANONICALLY is a chronic napper, and CANONICALLY is more of a skater boy than your typical smart nerdy boy. Yes, dc is a sandbox of canon, you Frankenstein what you want half the time with all the different authors and characterizations, but this doesn’t mean we should completely ignore how they act in canon.

yes, some of them in canon ARE badly written, but some of them are also people just wanting their favorite characters to never fuck it up. Both can be true.

long story short I think comic fans and fanon fans need to find a happy medium. Comic fans can try and get off their high horse and find what they like in these fanon versions, maybe even work to make the fanon versions more canon. Fanon fans need to read some comics and maybe watch a few more shows than just young justice (yj ily but there’s DEFINITELY some inconsistencies there) (kon im sorry for what they did to you) (give this boy his jacket and sunglasses back please god) (I’m not saying fanon fans only watch young justice but it’s certainly a trend I’ve noticed)

anyways yeah this isn’t meant to be serious if you wanna engage and continue this conversation just try to have an open mind and take a step back. A couple of fictional characters we all love are not worth pulling teeth.

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wild zero 1999

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ive grown fond of old clark n battinson

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"What's your favorite horror movie?" Reading the pre-deathstroke Slade Wilson Comics and watching him actively lose his humanity.

I'm really normal about this btw. I think its so fascinating how this experiment just completely rewired him- and I wonder how he would've turned out had the experiment been different (deathstroke inc is the comic i forget which issue but u should read ALL of them)