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It's a bad day today.

I don't think you understand.

I don't want to hang out today because I'm not good company right now.

I don't want to text because I don't have any answers.

I don't want to call because I know I'm going to yell and you don't deserve it.

I'm sorry. I'll be better tomorrow.

It's a bad day today.

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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

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Theater kids are all either gay or depressed, but if you're really lucky, they're both

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um.

vs.

No, no, it's a cult.

also not a girl, but that's the least concerning thing about this

The idea that Damian Wayne could be Muslim is so fucking funny to me, like do you understand what a cult is lmao.

The only god in the League of Assassins is Ra's al Ghul; suggest otherwise and he'll kill you.

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This is the funniest prequels rewrite everyone-lives-nobody-dies AU I've ever seen.

However, consider this: due to a trick of the Force, Threepio is somehow given all of his memories. It's been established that while C-3P0 is wiped regularly, Artoo is not, ever.

Therefore, I think it would be hilarious if:

Padme: Alright, Threepio, time for your standard memory wipe. Threepio: Yes of course madam :| Threepio: *steps into the machine* Threepio: *is promptly slammed with forty years worth of memory, half of which is yet to occur* Threepio: Threepio: Oh dear

time travel AU where r2d2 is the one who goes back to the clone wars but not in the standard ‘same body new memories’ way. now there’s just two r2s running around the galaxy: one trying to kill the chancellor and another that could be easily convinced to kill the chancellor. their meeting wouldn’t have any time travel ramifications besides doubling the number of r2 units trying to kill the palpatine. this efficiently doubles as c3po’s personal hell.

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an aroace, aro, or ace person saying “aro/ace people can still be in relationships and have sex”

non aro/ace person saying “aro/ace people can still be in relationships and have sex” (they’re about to use it to justify shipping/discriminating against aro/ace people)

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The idea that Damian Wayne could be Muslim is so fucking funny to me, like do you understand what a cult is lmao.

The only god in the League of Assassins is Ra's al Ghul; suggest otherwise and he'll kill you.

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Every so often my players make fun of me (the dm) for pronouncing paladin "puh-lah-din" while they all pronounce it "pal-uh-din" and to this day I don't know which pronunciation is correct but maybe I just know too many languages and have forgotten the language of origin to say paladin properly.

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So I just rewatched Star Trek, the first bit, and I just have to say that William Shatner truly is an excellent actor because I adore Captain Kirk. I do. I would swear my undying loyalty, don a red shirt, do everything he asks of me and follow him to the ends of the universe but if William Shatner tried the same thing I would punch him in the face.

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Robot: horror at the lie of your mind and your humanity itself (have you ever actually had a thought of your own, or is everything you are/you think/you understand just created by another person’s brain? whose mind/brain are you?? whose thoughts are in your head?? What does it mean to “think” when you’re only a manmade echo of humanity constructed from Boolean logic loops? Do you even have a soul?)

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clone: you are the theft of another being, inextricably tied by the blood running through your veins they may not have even given to you. you aren't you, you're them, you were made to be them, you're not different, there should not be a you, you are them.

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Learned the funniest thing today: apparently if you're sucking someone's blood, other people can't TELL you're sucking their blood, so they just think you're giving a REALLY intense hickey

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Lucifer? takes place in the DC universe?? Lucifer? the tv show?

You're telling me that in a world where you have a guy who can run faster than light and time,

a man who fucking bends steel,

an overdramatic furry who punches the criminally insane,

an amazon demigoddess,

a god of the sea,

a green galactic protection squad,

a group of teenagers who unironically call themselves titans,

a half-blind orange and black assassin who could drop you for a thousand bucks,

a guy who fights crime like he's Robin Hood,

a person literally named Apollo and his half-computer husband,

a secret terrorist organization whose six hundred year old leader runs on radioactive death soup,

multiple magicians who deal with demons and occult forces;

you're telling me in this world, where there's a new alien every week, and umpteen billion people the average joe could never hope to go toe to toe with, in this world, the fucking DEVIL is a step too far???????

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My brother: You are sleepy because you are warm

Me, on the verge of passing out from heatstroke: I guess

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anyways putting my foot down and now im blocking anyone proudly and openly talking about their distrust or hatred of trans men. I'm no longer being sympathetic and need to look out for myself lol. here, twitter, ect anywhere. i am not your enemy and I'm not your punching bag either

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Twilight Princess is basically “what if Britain dropped a suspected serial killer into Australia.”

Like sure, they used to send prisoners there, but they haven’t done that for a few hundred years. People live there now, regular, non-criminal people. Other people moved there by themselves. It’s a thriving society. Why would you just chuck a random serial killer into a centuries-old prison? Best case scenario: everyone died and there’s nothing left but ruins. Worst case scenario, that could have been avoided with the most basic of research, THERE’S PEOPLE THERE.

Also, if Britain did toss a serial killer into Australia, Australia would have a cow, and Britain would have to pay hefty reparations, especially after Ganondorf destroyed the place and instated a puppet governor.

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I’ve seen a lot of fics disappear from my bookmarks, some 10+ years old, because they were added to an unrevealed collection. It makes me wonder if people realize what your fic being added to a collection actually means and if the authors approved it automatically without realizing what would happen.

If someone adds your fic to their collection, they can hide it! They can mark the collection as unrevealed and your fic will be unreadable to anyone other than them! If you’re writing works for a surprise event, like a Secret Santa, this is really nice.

But if you’re just writing and someone adds your fic to a collection for their own personal use and marks it as unrevealed, that… really sucks.

I bookmarked this fic in 2017, almost 5 years ago. Knowing me, the fic itself was probably at least a couple years old at the time I bookmarked it.

This is a 5+ year old fic that is completely inaccessible now because it was added to a collection that, as far as I can tell, is literally just for the collection owner’s own reference. There’s almost 30 fics in the collection, all of them unrevealed.

Please don’t blindly accept collection requests and if your works ARE in a collection, make sure that they aren’t being hidden without your knowledge or consent.