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Random Patton headcanons

(If you disagree/dislike any of my headcanons, please be respectful, if you really hate them just keep scrolling)

This man has super curly hair

He has light brown hair 

Covered in freckles 

He is a bit more on the chubbier side, but that just means more to love 

he has small scars all over him mostly because he is super clumsy

his glasses are round 

he will wear anything, it does not matter if its fem or masc

he always wears a ton of silly bands and bracelets 

pins on everyhing, any bag he has, on his shirt, on his cardigan, everywhere

it’s pretty much canon at this point that Patton bakes but he can’t cook actually food  

before and after mental brakedowns he is partally frog like some patches of frog skin (is that whaat you would call it??????) and a long tongue 

don’t give him stickers they’ll be everywhere 

has a stripe of ight blue hair 

he has his lobes pireced 

he crys while watching disney movies 

he has almost every form of social media and he would just post wholesome videos/memes/quotes

never stays up later then 9:00 pm and he wakes up at 8:30 am everyday

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the sides playing among us

Patton 

As a crewmate he would always try to finish his tasks quickly as possible and extremely trusting of the others which usually gets him killed. During meetings he will always try to skip unless he 100% saw some kill or vent, if Patton calls an emergency meeting it would be best to listen to what he has to say.

As an imposter he would be extremely carefully and trying to get people to trust him which is pretty easy for the most part. He would only target people he has small grudges on at the time (like they ate his cookie and didn't apologize or accused him earlier when he wasn't the imposter) or will try to win threw sabotages, if you accused him with evidence it was him, he will quickly own up to it.

(he wear the halo hat with no skin and uses the dog pet)

Logan

as an crewmate can be normally found at cams, vitals, med bay(watching someone scan) or any place like that , if he is not there he is doing his tasks. he quickly picks up on ways to survive like not being stacked or  staying in a group of 3. At meeting he can normally pin out who the imposter is after 2 or 3 kills. if he calls a meeting listen to him but remember he could be wrong so make sure you add in your opinion.

as an imposter he will usually abuse the vents and get someone other then Patton on his side. it is always hard to tell if its Logan or not because he tries to act how he would as crewmate also only venting when totally alone or knows when he can get away with it, at meetings he always somehow convinces you its someone else for an extremely small detail about what they have been doing like, ok the body was in med bay and Patton said he was in storage so Patton used the vent in med bay to go to electrical then headed to storage. if you accuse him to be the imposter he will use someone as an alibi.

(he wears googles with no skin and doesn’t use a pet)

Roman

 as a crewmate he always looks sus following people, never doing tasks and usually finds the body first. during meeting if you accuses him for being the imposter he usually is to busy being offended and angry to say why it cant be him. if he calls an emergency meeting take what he says with a gain of salt because he is accusing people for doing the same stuff he does.

as an imposter he is a decent player faking tasks he knows can be faked, slowly kills off the crewmates and vents away. if you accuse him you'll know its him because he’ll try to lie saying he was with someone when he wasn’t or saying he was somewhere everyone knows he wasn't. 

( he uses the crown with the captain suit and uses the wall-e pet)

Virgil 

as a crewmate he is extremely paranoid of everyone. he always tries his best to be alone and will check cams anytime Logan is not. if he is near people ne checks the green bar to se if they are actually doing tasks or when its a visual task he will also make sure they are not faking it but even if they did fake it he will not tell it would make him a target . at meeting he usually is called sus because no one has seen him but usually gets away with it because someone else is more sus. if Virgil calls a meeting I wouldn’t believe him he probably call it because someone was following him

as an imposter he would very rarely kill anyone, relying on sabotages and trying to convince people he is trying to fix the problem when in reality he is just standing there or is messing it up. if you accuse him he will get defensive and will quickly try to pin it on Roman or Janus. 

(he would use the beanie hat  or the plague mask with not skin and the Henry stickmin pet)

Janus 

as a crewmate he would probably buddy up with Logan most of the time looking at cams and stuff. when he is not buddied up with Logan he is stalking who he thinks the killer is and constantly going into where they just were to see if anyone is dead. during meetings he will normally just say what he has seen and what he has done so far. if Janus called a meeting definitely listen to what he has to say but it could be just something like this person is sus.

as an imposter he would normally vent around find who is alone kill them then vent away. sometimes if he thinks the crew mates are to close to being done with tasks he will kill someone in front of else, report and blame the other person. he does get away with it most of the time. if you accuse him for being the imposter he is the embodiment of lies so usually he would try to lie his way out of it. 

(he wears the top hat with a black suit and uses the mini crew mate pet)

Remus 

as a crew mate he would usually just hang out in the sketchiest of places or straight up just look for a body to look at not report just look at. he rarely does tasks. during meeting people will ask him what he has seen because they know Remus has been just walking around doing nothing or if he was found over the body they might vote him out or Logan will remind them Remus just likes to look at the bodies and the might convince them not to vote him out. 

as an imposter Remus gets to excited and outs himself as the imposter by killing/venting someone in front of everyone, or as soon as a meeting is called he will tell them how he killed them. when they all started playing among us everyone always accused Remus to be the imposter because what happen was to weird or well done not to be him, then they started playing more and every time Remus was the imposter he would be the first to be voted out. so nobody accuses him unless everyone knows its Remus. 

( he wears the knife hat or the plunger hat with no skin and uses the squiq pet)

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Sander sides oneshots/short fics

I want to start writing some oneshots/ short fics on here so if you are interested in leaving a request/ story prompt for me to write, leave it in the ask box. :)

Will write

Fluff, angst, hurt/comfort

Self insert/ any sander side character x reader (please tell me want gender you want the reader to be or I’m just going to write a gender neutral reader)

Pretty much any ship as long as its not on the will not write list

crossovers

I'll write about almost any headcanon

poly ships/ ships in general

aus

character death

also if you just want me to write headcanons about your prompt/ request please tell me that  

unsympathetic sides( preferably not remus or logan if you do request it its fine it'll just take me a while to actually write it) 

Will not write

smut/ lemon/ nsfw

Remrom 

if your request makes me uncomfortable even if its not on the list I will not write it, please respect that

character! Thomas x reader/ side 

If I feel the need to add anything in the future but this is all I can think of right now if its not on the wont write list right now feel free to request it.

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this is the first time in years im posting my art online so please be kind. :)

also i the picture isn’t 100% finished this is only the base color and lineart but i lost my motivation so this is as good as its gonna get.

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hey i just want to say i'm the one who sent that ask about polyam relationships, and i'm sorry for being so rude, i had just gotten in an argument and i was really pissed but that wasn't ur fault and i would like to apologize for being like that. but like my point still stands, thanks for changing the thing :)

No thank you for calling me out I was wrong but if it makes you feel better I forgive you :) 

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hey dude, i just saw one of your ranking ships posts and wtf do you mean "drlamp has remrom?" i dont even ship any sanders sides characters but really? that's not how polyam relationships work. not everyone in the relationship necessarily has to be dating every single other person in the relationship, maybe do some research and figure out what basic stuff means before being like that about completely fine stuff for no reason lol sorry to be rude but i mean come on

I'm extremely sorry for this mistake, I’m still trying to fully understand how poly relationships work, I’ll make sure I don't do it again. I will be going back and fixing my mistake.

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Rating sander side ships (Janus edition)

loceit: 999/10 very cute, another otp, also again mom and dad vibes

Roceit: 9/10 very cute we love some theater geeks

moceit: 9/10  you cant tell me these two wouldn’t be wine moms together

Anxceit: 8/10 I do like this ship, but again slow burn because it was made clear to us these 2 don’t exactly have a great history together but great for angst.

Demus: 10/10 2rd favorite Remus ship

desleep: 7/10 i used to me a big fan of this ship 

decani : 4/10 i don’t like it but its not bad ig 

dlamp: 10/10 very cute

drlamp: 10/10 very cute as long as Remus and Roman aren’t dating

roman edition logan edition virgil edition patton edition remus edition

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Rating sander side ships (Remus edition)

(I tried to rate all the ships including Remus but there a lot so I probably missed some)

intrulogical: 999999/10 my otp

R*mr*m: -infinity/10 kill it with fire, we don’t ship incest in this house

intruality: 7/10 could be cute as a platonic ship but can’t see it as a romantic tho

dukexiety: 7/10 not my fav ship, but can be cute and went it comes to fics it needs to be a slow burn

Demus: 10/10 2rd favorite Remus ship 

Remsleep: 0/10 if these 2 where a couple Thomas would be dead due to lack of sleep

Dukani: 0/10 no shade to you if you ship this but no i don’t like it the thought of it is weird to me 

drlamp: 10/10 very cute as long as Remus and Roman aren’t dating

roman edition logan edition virgil edition patton edition janus edition

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Rating sander side ships (Virgil edition)

analogical: 9/10 great ship, love the angsty analogical fics

Prinxiety: 10/10 a classic, the first thing I shipped when I first joined the fandom

moxiety: 6/10 I used to really like this ship cause it’s kinda cute, but it’s no longer my cup of tea

dukexiety: 7/10 not my fav ship, but can be cute and went it comes to fics it needs to be a slow burn

Anxceit: 8/10 I do like this ship, but again slow burn because it was made clear to us these 2 don’t exactly have a great history together but great for angst.

sleepxiety: 5/10 I can’t see them as a couple, but they would be great friends because they are both so sassy also theses 2 would take power naps together 

vircani: 2/10 I mean nothing wrong with it, but that time I checked you’re not allowed to date your therapist 

Lamp: 10/10 very cute

drlamp: 10/10 very cute as long as Remus and Roman aren’t dating

roman edition patton edition logan edition remus edition  janus edition

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BLACK LIVES MATTER, QUEER BLACK LIVES MATTER, TRANS BLACK LIVES MATTER.

 Just because you don’t hear about the movement that much anymore doesn’t mean that it’s not happening. If you have a link to a petition you think I should add, please send me it so I can sign it and add it.

https://www.change.org/p/andy-beshear-justice-for-breonna-taylor

https://www.change.org/p/adams-county-district-attorney-justice-for-elijah-mcclain-88600e12-fb72-41e4-9137-030a1dcaf695

https://www.change.org/p/mayor-jacob-frey-justice-for-george-floyd?source_location=petitions_browse

https://www.change.org/p/district-attorney-tom-durden-justice-for-ahmaud-arbery-i-run-with-maud?source_location=petitions_browse

http://chng.it/VjMbVntvqR

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Howdy, 

This is my first time hearing about it, but 10/10 sounds like a very cute ship

Rating sander side ships (Logan edition)

(I tried to rate all the ships including Logan but there a lot so I probably missed some)

logince: 7/10 cute but not my favorite 

logicality: 8/10 really cute, these 2 would act like everyone’s mom and dad

analogical:9/10 great ship, love the angsty analogical fics 

intrulogical: 999999/10 my otp 

loceit: 999/10 very cute, another otp, also again mom and dad vibes 

losleep: 2/10 i mean there is nothing wrong with it, I just don’t like it 

locani: 2/10 again, there is nothing wrong with it, I just don’t like it 

Logan x Remus x Janus: 999999999/10 my fav sander sides poly ship ever 

Lamp: 10/10 very cute

dlamp: 10/10 still very cute

drlamp: 0/10 only because it includes r*mr*m if you got rid of roman it would be fine 

BOUNUS (if I do all the sides this will be the only non poly ship I didn’t do so ima just put it here)

rem’n em’s (Remy x Emlie): 10/10 very cute 

roman edition patton edition

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Rating sander sides ships (Patton edition)

(I tried to rate all the ships including Patton but there a lot so I probably missed some)

logicality: 8/10 really cute, these 2 would act like everyone’s mom and dad

royality:  8/10 these 2 give me Disney prince and princess vibes together 

moxiety: 6/10 I used to really like this ship cause it’s kinda cute but its no longer my cup of tea 

intruality: 7/10 could be cute as a platonic ship but can’t see it as a romantic tho

 moceit: 9/10  you cant tell me these two wouldn’t be wine moms together 

mosleep: 0/10 nothing wrong with it just not my cup of tea

patcani: 5/10 soft bois doing soft boi things only 5 points because this is my first time trying to see them as a couple but they would be kinda cute together 

patton x roman x janus: 10/10 these 3 would be very cute together  lots of fluff

Lamp: 10/10 very cute

dlamp: 10/10 still very cute

drlamp: 10/10 very cute as long as Remus and Roman aren’t dating

roman edition logan edition virgil edition remus edition  janus edition

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Rating Sander sides ships (Roman edition)

(i tried to get all ships including roman but there are to many poly ships so some of those with be missing)

logince: 7/10 cute, but not my favorite

royality:  8/10 these 2 give me Disney prince and princess vibes together

Prinxiety: 10/10 a classic, the first thing I shipped when I first joined the fandom 

R*mr*m: -infinity/10 kill it with fire, we don’t ship incest in this house 

Roceit: 9/10 very cute we love some theater geeks 

rosleep: 5/10 theses 2 would take over the world with their sass so 10 points for being a power couple and -5 because I fear this ship for that same reason 

rocani: 0/10 any and all time these 2 would spend together would become a therapy session to help roman with his inferiority complex and superiority complex because of course he has both 

Lamp: 10/10 very cute

dlamp: 10/10 still very cute

drlamp: 10/10 very cute as long as Remus and Roman aren’t dating

logan edition patton edition  virgil edition remus edition  janus edition

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Rating sander side ships (Logan edition)

(I tried to rate all the ships including Logan but there a lot so I probably missed some)

logince: 7/10 cute but not my favorite 

logicality: 8/10 really cute, these 2 would act like everyone’s mom and dad

analogical:9/10 great ship, love the angsty analogical fics 

intrulogical: 999999/10 my otp 

loceit: 999/10 very cute, another otp, also again mom and dad vibes 

losleep: 2/10 i mean there is nothing wrong with it, I just don’t like it 

locani: 2/10 again, there is nothing wrong with it, I just don’t like it 

Logan x Remus x Janus: 999999999/10 my fav sander sides poly ship ever 

Lamp: 10/10 very cute

dlamp: 10/10 still very cute

drlamp: 10/10 very cute as long as Remus and Roman aren’t dating

BOUNUS (if I do all the sides this will be the only non poly ship I didn’t do so ima just put it here)

rem’n em’s (Remy x Emlie): 10/10 very cute 

roman edition patton edition  virgil edition janus edition remus edition

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Femboy hooters

Patton, Roman, Remus, and Emile would all work at femboy hooters.

Also, you can’t tell me Logan, Virgil, Janus, and Remy wouldn’t go to support their boyfriends/friends.

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Bruises

Paring: intrulogical

Waring: sleeping in a binder, trans related stuff, and Remus, please tell me if there is something else I should put here.

words: words 637 

Btw criticism is highly appreciated 

It's 3 am and Logan is still working at his desk, he glances at the clock and decides to try to sleep. 30 minutes later Logan is still wide awake, so he gets back up to patrol the Mindscape, he usually does this to tire himself out on nights like this. Logan first walks pass Patton, Roman, and Virgil's rooms, then into the living room, then into the dark sides living space.

Finally, he walks pass Remus door, it's open which is weird because he always shuts the door to go to sleep. Logan quietly enters the room and then walks over to the bed to see, if Remus is still awake or just was too tired to shut the door. Once at the bed, he sees a sleeping Remus, at first glance he looks peaceful, but Logan could see he was in discomfort. Logan then realizes why he looks like he is in discomfort, Remus is asleep in his binder. “You re so lucky, I decided to check on you” he whispers. He began to shake Remus gently, seconds later, Remus' eyes flutter open.

“Logan, what the fuck you wake me for” Remus grumbled tiredly, “Well your door was open, so I came in here to check on you and then I saw that you were sleeping with your binder on” Logan explain “aw shit, what time is it?” Remus asked, “last I check it was around 3 so probably like 4, I would suggest getting up now and taking it off” Logan suggested and in response, Remus groaned then ran his hand through his hair “ I probably can’t I’ve had it on for like... all day, like the whole 24 hours” Remus laughed nervously “I'll scold you later, but first go grab a big hoodie, I'll go get scissors, a cold washcloth, and something for the pain ”.

After Logan gets back with the stuff “ok I got everything do you want me to do this or is there someone you trust more to do this, I don't want you to be uncomfortable, I'm sure anyone of the other with gladly help if you wanted them too” Logan asks “I trust you the most, if anyone else does it and none of my ribs are broken yet, they'll brake one for me” Remus jokes “alright”. Logan says as he then starts cutting off the binder, once the binder was off Logan checked for broken ribs “you can put on the hoodie, lucky no broken ribs that I could see but it is extremely bruised, don't wear your binder until all bruising is gone, put the cold washcloth on the bruising to help the bruises heal faster, I got some ibuprofen you are lucky we have some.” Logan ranted and just Remus chuckled “thanks lo” “Now why in the world were you wearing your binder for so long,” Logan asked “well I put on yesterday morning and just accidentally fell asleep with it still on” Remus explained and Logan signs in response, “ you know you could have gotten more hurt then you already are, you need to be more careful,” logan said worriedly “aww does Lolo care about little old me” Remus teases and lays down “yes.” Logan said sounding dead serious. “Oh” is all Remus said while turning bright red and realizing what he just said Logan also started to blush. “Well, um.. if it makes you feel better I also care about you” Remus stammered out and Logan gives him soft smile “how about when you are all healed up we go do something just the two of us,” logan asks “its a date, now until then let's go to sleep it's way too late to still be up.” Remus said while pulling logan to lay down next to him, logan just hums in response “yeah that sounds nice”. The two of them quickly fell asleep in each other arms.

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sexuality/gender identity  headcanons

(all of them are still gay/like men )

Logan: is on the ace spectrum and is cis 

Roman: is just cis 

Virgil: is a trans man

Patton: uses he/they pronouns and really doesn’t want to put label as to what they are

Remus: is a trans man 

Janus: is Agender/Nonbinary 

Remy/sleep: is cis and aro

Emile Picani/ cartoon therapist: is ace and cis