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I love that I deleted my Twitter/X account because I wasn’t using it anymore and it was just more or less becoming a headache and chill out on here more… only to see screenshots of TA spouting absolute buffoonery and fighting with people on the site.

I would say something about what absolute bullshit he’s saying, but it’s a very delicate and tricky topic if you don’t handle it carefully (like TA handled it! :D). Anyway, I wanna give Chloe a hug.

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He was trying so hard to be offended but had to respect the creativity.

This episode was great (and quite gross) but I still have some favorite parts from it.

The three of them trying to cook breakfast and failing miserably. “Orange juice coming up!” (Proceeds to get it everywhere but the cups and somehow getting Donnie in the eyes); “Donnie! I told you scrambled”

Donnie trying to provide information, but not helping Mikey calm down any.

Leonardo “Mother-Hen” Hamato. “Mikey! Come on! It’s not as bad as you think. And Raph PROMISES not to make fun of you!”

If he wasn't dealing with his acne problem and self hatred in that episode I think he would've found it even a little funny

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I can see Damian using this when he and Bruce are fighting and/or to get on Bruce’s nerves.

After Patrol One Night and Damian was a little too rough on some thug

Bruce, lecturing and angry: Damian, how many times must we go over this?! That was too violent! You could have seriously hurt him! What if—

Damian, mad and cutting Bruce off mid rant: Yeah, well my step-father lets me be extra violent and doesn’t care if I am! I’m staying with him for the next few days!!

Bruce: *speechless*

ok no actually the funniest way Talia should be shamed for having a one night stand with Jason during his league days is if Damian finds out and refuses to stop referring to Jason as ‘step-father’.

Damian: i request more training with step-father to improve my blade wielding abilities.

Jason, looking up and blinking: wait is that me?

Jason:

Jason: cool.

Jason, turning to Talia: i don’t mind training my step-son.

Talia:

Talia: he isn’t your step-son.

Damian: yes i am.

Talia: Damian, no. he can’t be your father. he’s seventeen.

Damian: oh and that’s an issue is it?

Talia:

Damian:

Jason: *grinning in delight at the family drama*

-later, upon Damian’s arrival in Gotham-

Bruce: and these are your brothers,

Damian: ah yes, i am aware of them.

Damian, nodding at the batkids: Grayson, Drake,

Damian, turning to Jason: step-father,

Jason, solemnly: step-son. good to see you again.

Bruce, having a heart attack: imsorryexcusemewhatnow-?

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Minus the ADHD part of this, I often love playing the “wtf is wrong with my head” on the daily. Why the fuck is depression at the damn root of it all. Fucking hell.

why does everything have to be depression. you’re tired ‘it’s depression’, you lack motivation to do things you enjoy doing ‘it’s depression’, you want to self isolate and ignore friends ‘it’s depression’ like why can’t it be a parasite. why can’t i be of a naturally concerning nature. why can’t i simply be fucked in the head. bewitched. cursed. sick of your bullshit. but no it’s fucking depression again

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Honestly, I still ship them, just not as hard core as I used to.

“Eww don’t ship them ! They’re just friends/ they hate each other/ they barely have any interaction/they never even met/they’re not from the same series !”

Pussy. Back in my days, we shipped Elsa and Jack Frost to hell and back because they were both ice themed.

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AMSKDLSKALSNSJFKSLS!!!!

I love it so much!!!! 😍😍😍

You captured catatonic Jason’s eyes perfectly! I’m glad we chatted about his eyes— he’s very head empty. No thoughts. Also this child is adorable.

request for @sapphiretanto for YJ Jason and Damian

i. love. them. so. much.

my catatonic jaybin fr

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It’s so nice to post some tmnt 2012 stuff again and see my moots interact. Hope y’all have been doing well! ❤️🤗

Also to anyone else interacting, I hope y’all are doing well too!! ☺️

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More Post Season 5 2012 Leo Having No Filter

*At Murakami’s Restaurant*

Donnie: *grumbling and turns to Leo* Ugh. You know later, we’re going to have to take one of those forced happiness family photos that come in the restaurant’s tacky frame?

Leo: *scowling* Why are you so fucking negative all the time?

Karai and Raph: *snorting as they try to hide their smiles by looking down at their food*

Mikey: *outright laughing*

Donnie: *taken aback* I, uh— I don’t kn— uh, what?

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I always feel like 2012 Leo post Season 5 just said “Screw it” and stopped holding his tongue and said whatever came to mind

*Early Morning at the Hamato home and Mikey is rousing everyone for breakfast… with a bugle*

Mikey: *blowing the bugle in the tune of “Reville”* EVERYBODY UP! I MADE BREAKFAST! BE IN THE KITCHEN AT 6 AM SHARP!

Raph, Casey, April, and Donnie: *covering their ears and glaring at Mikey when he blows the bugle directly in their ears as they blearily stumble to the kitchen*

Leo: *rubbing his eyes as comes towards the kitchen*

Mikey: *blows the bugle in Leo’s “ear”*

Leo: *flinching* OW! FUCK!! *glaring at Mikey* You blow that fucking horn again, I swear to god, I will ram that fucking thing up your GODDAMN ASS!!!

Mikey: … *slowly puts the horn down*

Raph: *mostly shocked and mildly amused*

April, Casey, Donnie: … *stare wide-eyed as Leo stumbles into the kitchen for tea*

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Sounds good. Thanks!

sudden urge to write a "Dick and Tim vs Jason AU" set in the YJ universe, where they go against Ra's mysterious guard only to realise that it's their presumed-dead brother.

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Curious, was anything ever written?

sudden urge to write a "Dick and Tim vs Jason AU" set in the YJ universe, where they go against Ra's mysterious guard only to realise that it's their presumed-dead brother.

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For my own sanity and mental health, I am going to stay off most social media this week and maybe some of next.

If you would like to keep up with me, I’ll be reachable on Discord. The @ is the same.

Please be kind to each other and be respectful and stay safe out there.

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All I can say right now is I hope you rest easy Liam.

Loved your energy, kindness, and talent. I had such a joy listening to your online concerts during lockdown.

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Whoopsies in Wayne Maynor

Dick: Jason! There’s a dead guy in the manor!

Jason: *mildly surprised* Whoa! Hey… how did he get here?

Dick: Jason, what did you do?!

Jason: Me?! I, I didn’t do this!

Dick: *mad* Explain what happened Jason!

Jason: I’ve never seen him before in my life.

Dick: Why did you kill this person, Jason!?

Jason: I do not kill people. That is, that is my least favorite thing to do

Dick: *narrowing his eyes* Tell me, Jason, exactly what you were doing before I got back.

Jason: *shrugs* Alright well I was upstairs…

Dick: Okay.

Jason: …I was sitting in my room…

Dick: Yes…

Jason: …reading a book…

Dick: Go on.

Jason: …and, uh, this guy walked in…

Dick: Ok… *a little concerned about some rando walking into Wayne Manor*

Jason: …So I went up to him…

Dick: Yes…

Jason: …and uh… I, uh stabbed him 37 times in the chest.

Dick:

Jason:

Dick: Jasooonnn, that kills people!

Jason: *surprise* Oh, oh, wow

Dick: *very upset* Jason!

Jason: I did not know that.

Dick: How could you NOT know that?!

Jason: Yeah, I’m in the wrong here. I suck.

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Day 18: turtle tots

holds them so gently as they are the most precious things in the world! Splinter loves his babies! They were so small and round and I am so weak for turtle tots

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@misteria247 the babies ever!!! Took me a second to figure Leo and Raph, but I think I got it :D

Day 18: turtle tots

holds them so gently as they are the most precious things in the world! Splinter loves his babies! They were so small and round and I am so weak for turtle tots

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Need to dabble into the comics a bit more, but I love him so. Can never decide if I want to give him a hug or watch him go through more shit.

Tagging @disastertwins9000 @000marie198 @purpledisastertwin900 @misteria247 (no pressure of course) and anyone else who wants to join

cute thing im coming up with

this picrew of yourself and your current hyperfixation !!

no pressure tags @pearlzier @julesssyy @reidsfavoritegirl @whitney23317 @willowsblanket @flowercrownsandtrauma @rottenletter