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AU where Jason Todd comes back to life but instead of becoming the Red Hood he opens up his own little shop. His feature item is a clown piñata that looks suspiciously like the Joker, each purchase comes with a complimentary crowbar to beat it with.
#Jason calls this his therapy#Joke books titled ‘Don’t be Another Joker: How to Tell Funny Jokes’#Joker dolls for an operation-like game the player who paralyses the Joker wins#Barbara likes this game#Joker tries to kill Jason (again)#Jason beats him with a toy crowbar and sells him to the circus to ‘fulfil his potential’#Bruce investigates the store because the owner seems to have intimate knowledge of cases#himbo Bruce does not realise it’s Jason#even when Jason starts selling Batman dolls#the packaging reads ‘Old man that refuses to acknowledge when his children make valid points’#Dick bought one and put it in the Batcave#jason todd#batman#bruce wayne#barbara gordon#dick grayson#batman headcanon#the red hood#joker#the joker#dc comics#dc#batfam#batfamily#red hood#robin
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