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From Chronic Wander, our homebrew medieval steampunk tabletop RPG.

Son of a self-proclaimed "king" of thieves, and a very proficient rogue himself, Chris grew up with a lot of pride and a lot to lose. When his parents were kidnapped by a rival family and his face was scarred, Chris joined our crew in hopes of rescuing his parents and exacting his revenge on those who wronged him. But in an unfortunate case of bad timing, Chris was not present when our party healer had to kill Chris's brainwashed father in self-defense. And it doesn't help that we happened to befriend (and potentially redeem) one of the kidnappers. Hopefully Chris won't be too mad...

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From Chronic Wander, our homebrew medieval steampunk tabletop RPG.

The heart, healer, and moral compass of our pathfinding party. She might have mother's looks and powers, but she's definitely got her father's heart and talent for cooking. Her clothes are torn from months of surviving in the wilderness, and her armor is cobbled together from looted scraps.

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AKA Director Bonnie DeLeon From Chronic Wander, our homebrew medieval steampunk tabletop RPG.

Our morally-ambiguous femme fatale matriarch, before motherhood took a toll on her bod and made her a dummy thicc dommy mommy (still morally-ambiguous).

Started simply as a quest-giving NPC as an obvious homage to Adventure Time's Princess Bonnibel Bubblegum. While she's developed a lot more as major supporting character, she still maintains a few traits from Princess Bubblegum's original design, such as the long bangs and single-pronged crown.

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From Chronic Wander, our homebrew medieval steampunk tabletop RPG.

Demeter fashioned new armor out of giant wasp carapaces for some of our party members; their old clothes were dissolved while they were escaping the stomach of a voracious plant.

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From Chronic Wander, our homebrew medieval steampunk tabletop RPG.

Inspired by the "I'm beginning to Morb" meme, shamelessly traced Thak over Jared Leto's face. Thak is notoriously fond of pizza rolls.

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From Chronic Wander, our homebrew medieval steampunk tabletop RPG. Yet another rendition of a popular meme made with my party's OCs for our own inside joke.

A flashback to simpler times, featuring Princess Revana, her best friend Demeter, King Count Thakula, and his wife Dorothy. Before the campaign, Demeter's body was once quite lithe. Oh, the luxury of a teenage metabolism.

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From Chronic Wander, our homebrew medieval steampunk tabletop RPG.

After decades of bumbling about and somehow not getting himself killed, the notorious Count Thakula Kramnek Marken Naruto IV has somehow found himself king of the old Vampire castle, married to the Dorothy the castle librarian, and adoptive father of a young Elf girl he calls Revana.

Of course, this portrait was taken before Thak's untimely demise at a Dubai-Dawson family reunion.

Thak, being the sole survivor of the ancient Vampire Court, has his clothes based on Bloodborne's Vileblood Knight clothing. And Revana, being his daughter, has her clothes based on Bloodborne's Maria Hunter clothing. Dorothy, per the request of Thak's player, was based on Rachel Weisz's appearance in The Mummy.

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From Chronic Wander, our homebrew medieval steampunk tabletop RPG.

A snippet from a session just after 10-year-old Isabella was gifted a millennia's worth of memories and knowledge from an ancient dying Elf. That's why, the following morning, Isabella was able to instantly read the room... as well as Ark's hickeys.

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From our homebrew tabletop RPG.

"He's suffering! We've GOT to put him down!" ~ Zavi, barely containing his laughter after Eggsjoe rolled his fourth 1-roll of the session.

Snippet from the FIRST time Xjoe died. Though Zavi might have been the one to reduce Xjoe's health to 0, Xjoe was entirely responsible for having put himself in such that situation.

A combination of the Invincible "Think, Mark, Think!" and Yao Ming's "Bitch Please" memes.

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From Chronic Wander, our homebrew medieval steampunk tabletop RPG.

I told my party I would draw this scenario. So I did. Demeter is 5'5, so you can imagine how smol Xjoe is.

Based on the "Small Tyler1" meme of Tyler1 looking up at Mel Capperino-Garcia.

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From Chronic Wander, our homebrew medieval steampunk tabletop RPG. "Get over here and eat up!"

Party mother and healer, Demeter provides ranged support and homecooked meals. She has the makings of a dependable leader with a strong moral compass, but too often does she depend on others to make the first move. Demeter hides the pain of a recent loss with a smile, and fills the void with food.

Well even after Demeter managed to successfully fill her void with a supportive, newfound family, Demeter still seems to have difficulty throwing off her high calorie habits. Further, the demon she's hosting in her bod is only further amplifying the effects on her body, and she's only been growing bigger. She's constantly drooling, her pupils are collapsing, and she's rapidly losing her agility. When the time comes to try and rid herself of her demon, will she have the strength or desire to even do it?

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From Chronic Wander, our homebrew medieval steampunk tabletop RPG. "Fuck you."

Like you'd expect from any other cultist, there's more to this blonde twink than meets the eye. Ark also happens to be a necromancer, a romantic, a business entrepreneur, a natural leader, a convincing negotiator, and... an octopus. He's got a lot of potential, but his short temper and belief that the ends justify his means often lead him down a darker path.

Maybe he meant well, but his heated and often violent methods eventually began to reflect on his own body thanks to a demon he's got stuck inside him. His eyes turned red as his skin paled and became hot to the touch. Eventually, his veins even began bulging through his skin, which was by then turning a shade of red.

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From Chronic Wander, our homebrew medieval steampunk tabletop RPG. "It's all an elaborate plan against ME!"

Our garter-snake-sized party member and huge wafer bitch. You'd think that a girl that grew up with wealth, riches, and toxic parents, she would want something a little more insubstantial... But no, Pasri just wants to hoard more money like a miser. And don't be fooled by Pasri's nekomancy; she doesn't summon cats to fight by her side because she likes them. She just doesn't care if the cats get hurt. I like Pasri, but to be honest, I can't think of any redeeming qualities about her.

After becoming host to a demon, Pasri's greed began to manifest in her physical appearance. Her skin took a wooden texture, and eventually her limbs began to elongate as she developed a gaping pocket of holding in the center of her chest (the better for hoarding). Who knows if she'll be able to develop enough to get rid of her inner demon?

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From Chronic Wander, our homebrew medieval steampunk tabletop RPG. "I'm just here to shoot things."

Once a city peacekeeper, now our laid back rifleman for adventures in a new land overseas. Zavi's pretty sure that his only driving factor is his enthusiasm for a fun adventure. Surely his life without a father figure wouldn't affect his character development at all...

Apparently Zavi is a little too laid back, barely contributing to the advancement of the plot or the mission. So once possessed by a demon, he began to manifest his sloth physically with layers of filth and excrement accumulating over bursting ulcers. Later on, he would even lose all function in his legs as his entire body sagged limply. It's still up in the air whether or not he'll develop enough to throw off this demon or be there for his coming children...

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From Chronic Wander, our homebrew medieval steampunk tabletop RPG. "Will you play with me?"

A 10 year old orphan, Isabella is taken care of by her caretaker Alfred, who's soul she keeps in a doll capable of growing to full size. In addition to Alfred, Isabella keeps several other souls and dolls within her dollhouse, some residing there voluntarily while others required more... coercion. And unsettlingly, Isabella has a hunger for more dolls to add to her collection... Due to unfortunate circumstances, Isabella came under possession of a demon that causes her to physically manifest her greed, slowly transforming to look more like a mimic. Later on, she would develop longer limbs and fingers (the better for grabbing things) and a bottomless pocket of holding in the middle of her chest... in addition to other related perks and weaknesses. We'll find out sooner or later whether or not she can throw off this demon problem.

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From Chronic Wander, our homebrew medieval steampunk tabletop RPG. "You want a carton of eggs?" "YES!"

A freakish experimental cross between a Dwarf and a Gibbon (yes, a monkey), Xjoe has always struggled with his own morality. Though proud and egocentric to a fault, "Eggsjoe" got his nickname when another player character successfully bribed him with a carton of eggs.

Over the course of several sessions, Eggsjoe got himself possessed by a Pride Demon and has been slowly transforming, growing taller and hairier while sprouting donkey ears. His began elongating and many additional eyes would have began sprouting all over his face... had he not gotten himself killed by the debt collectors he antagonized. This wouldn't have even been final form.

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From Chronic Wander, our homebrew medieval steampunk tabletop RPG.

A self-proclaimed-Machiavellian thief, Revekah the Elf is severely handicapped by her short-sighted schemes, recklessly lewd urges, and the clapping of her dummy thicc cheeks constantly alerting the guards. So... no, Revekah did not survive very long in the campaign.

Fortunately for the lost soul of Count Thakula Kramnek Marken Naruto IV, we were able to swap his consciousness into Revekah's dying body. Unfortunately... they were cursed to transform into a rat soon after. Don't worry, she eventually got better.

Sooo... Meet Thakvekah... the first transgender character in our game; a man stuck in a woman's body.

More on Count Thakula later.