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could you maybe do Boromir relationship headcanons (or headcanons for him in general)? i love him so much and he deserves happiness

Let me go ahead and put the disclaimer out there ahead of time... your girl has been day drinking, so pls forgive me if things go a little off track, or I miss correcting something...

Also... everything I have so far is an unofficial little series of Boromir x Reader snippets

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He's secretly a romantic. Maybe not so secretly...

Actually, he's really bad at hiding how much of a sap he is... Faramir teases him relentlessly about this.

Very good about carving out time for his significant other wherever he can... be that asking you along with him when he has to go out on inspections of the surrounding lands, or coming to see you before he heads off on some special assignment by his father that is going to take him away from you for an extended period of time

Man is absolutely infatuated, would move heaven and earth for you. Waltz straight into Mordor if you asked it of him.

Being Denethor's favorite is a double edged sword... so please, even if he acts like he doesn't need it- dote on the man wherever you can.... He's slowly coming to accept that love isn't always conditional.

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pretty please something about dick and wally being best friends?

Sorry for the delay, you caught me right as we got home last night, and at that point I was tired, cranky, and the only thing I was doing at that point was going to bed...

Any way! On to two of my favorite boys!!!

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Ok, I will die on the hill that Dick Grayson is one of those people that is just very bad at remembering to himself - if it wasn't for Wally and his speedster metabolism, Dick would absolutely go a whole day without eating

Because he knows his best friend so well, Wally is a chronic food-sharer - whatever he has is absolutely getting shoved in Dick's face

And God help him if he doesn't accept it... Wally get's the most pathetic kicked puppy look ever

W: My best friend just said he doesn't love me any more... D: That is not what I said- W: Then what did you say?! D: I just said I didn't want any grapes. I'm not hungry W: THAT'S THE SAME THING!

Just... somebody help them... they are both chronic dumbasses trying desperately to love and support one another while simultaneously convince the other that they themselves don't need caring for/looking after (this is a lie - just accept it you stubborn mfckrs)

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Quickfire Requests

Had to go into the office w/ my mom and I am beyond bored. So if anyone wants to send me some kind of prompt, I'll be happy to fire off a couple quick headcanons or a blurb for y'all.

Full list of everything I write for

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Other Things I'm Interested in

So I have my 'what I write for' list, but this is all stuff that I either have never written for or it's been a really long time since I did. But I'm still interested in them whether it's for requests or thing you guys just want to talk or ask questions about:

(in no particular order)

Star Trek: TNG

Teenager Mutant Ninja Turtles

The Lost Boys

Jurassic Park

South Park

Assassin's Creed

The Covenant

The Outsiders

Peaky Blinders

Percy Jackson

That 70's Show

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What I write for

Batman/Batfam

Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, and Duke

Other DC

Roy Harper, Wally West, Conner Kent

Harry Potter

Pretty much anyone, but I myself am particularly fond of the Weasleys

Potter AU: HP/Batfam (Harry is adopted and raised by Batman)

Potter AU: Three Marauders and a Baby (James (barely) survived Halloween night, now he, along with Sirius and Remus, have to figure out how to pick up the pieces and - even more dauntingly - raise Harry)

Marvel

Loki, Peter Parker, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barns, and Dad!Tony Stark

Lord of the Rings/Hobbit

Star Wars

Mainly Clones (CW & TBB), but open to most other characters

Din Djarin

The Hunger Games

Peeta Mellark, Finnick Odair, Gale Hawthorne

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Always open to suggestions, so if you don’t see something your interested in, don’t be afraid to ask. Some possible suggestions maybe.

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Quickfire Requests

Had to go into the office w/ my mom and I am beyond bored. So if anyone wants to send me some kind of prompt, I'll be happy to fire off a couple quick headcanons or a blurb for y'all.

Full list of everything I write for

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Your girl is finally done with the semester!!! And... wait for it... I finished with straight A's on top of that...

I've got two weeks until summer semester is supposed to kick off, so I'll be hanging around here, and hopefully writing more for y'all. Thanks for hanging around and being patient with me 😍😘🥰💜💜💜

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 50000 likes!

I'm not usually one to care about follower/like/reblog counts, but holy shit y'all...

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Hi there! Hope you’re doing well! Kicking that funeral services degree’s ass with any luck!! I was wondering if you would be up to writing a drabble for Jason or Tim (whoever you think fits the scenario best) as the boyfriend of a law student. Maybe where they’re living together and she’s just barely getting 3-5 hours of sleep a night while trying to study for finals, writing a full legal brief, practicing for oral arguments, getting ready for her summer associateship, and applying for moot court and law review. (Is this based on some poor law student’s real life? We may never know!) And just like her needing someone to be there and take care of her, but also her wanting to take care of him too even though she is very much Trying Her Best to Survive™? (Btw thank you so much for blessing us with batfam content galore, absolute ICON <3 )

Oh good lord… bless you and this ‘hypothetical’ poor law student. I know my degree is kicking my ass all across the state and back, so I can only imagine… They keep telling me the degrees are worth it… we’ll ride it out and see. Good vides, and better times love 💜

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Now I fully believe that Timmy would be wonderful at this in his own right… but every single thing about this request violently screams Jason Todd to me…

There are only so many hours and so many spoons in a day, and unfortunately a law degree takes up almost every single ounce of both of them

However, Jason has this innately ingrained need to take care of the people that matter to him, so this is exactly where he shines

He was always Alfred’s best protege, so the man cooks and cleans house like a pro. Not only that, but it’s something that he genuinely enjoys because they are simple and repetitive tasks that let zone out and go through the motions to decompress from his ‘other job’.

While he’s happy to take care of all of that and leave you to focus on the proverbial, ever-growing mountain of work you have - He’s not above making you stop to take a break.

It is not an uncommon occurrence for this man to literally close your laptop, throw you over his shoulder*, and haul you out to the kitchen table to sit down and have a meal with him.

((*I do not care what size you are, or what hang ups you might have about your weight, if this man can hold up a collapsing ceiling, he can carry you across y’alls apartment))

“Ok, I have physically seen you putting food and water into your body, you can go back to your cave now.”

This happens at least 2-3 times a week

He is concerned. Just humor him and let him love you.

Jason is 100% the type to be actively learning from anything you tell him

Some nights, when the insomnia and the nightmares decide to double team him, he’ll even sit up browsing through your textbooks just to try and understand everything you're doing more.

Tim get’s labeled the nerd of the family a lot, but really Jason would have been the family scholar if he’d had the chance

The second bedroom in your apartment is both your office and his library. That shit is floor to ceiling.

With that in mind he is always more than happy to be a sounding board when you need him to. Listen to what you’ve got, argue the other side if necessary

Dear god, just know what you’re getting into there… he lives for that kind of stuff, and he will come prepared. This is one of his all time favorite games, that comes second only to aggravating the living shit out of you (which, if he’s lucky, will be a bonus here)

95% of the time, Jason has got this, got you - focus on your school babe, I’ll take care of it… but that 5%? That bit where he’s not actually infallible? He so very desperately doesn’t want you to see that.

What you’re doing is important, and he doesn’t want the fact he had a rough night to be a distraction for you. This is where you enter a bit of a balancing act…

As much as you may want to put everything aside and take care of him, that is the fastest way to make him shut down.

Instead, grab a textbook and a highlighter. Go ‘make yourself some tea’ and pour him a mug too. Set everything up in the living room and drag him onto the couch with you.

Put his head in your lap, and just run your fingers through his hair while you do some reading.

Bonus points if you put a blanket over him

Poor baby is gonna melt in an instant and be out cold before you know it. Just keep playing with his hair and let him sleep.

And do not mention it if he is emotional when he wakes up… he’s never going to be good/get used to receiving love and affection. Do it anyway, and don’t make a big deal about it.

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I'm really sorry about your knee. Question: any "Order 66 never happened" h/cs you'd like to share? Maybe even any stories you read in a similar vein? Hope your knee gets better soon!

Unfortunately, I only have a half of a knee cap to work with, so it's not really something that's going to get better, but I do very much appreciate the sentiment...

Anyways! In the vein of the number 66 just no longer exists...

Someone, anyone, realizes what's going on with Palpatine and Anakin and yanks the man's head on straight.

"You wanna protect you wife/adopted kid/actual kids/assorted found family? Then take care of the actual problem."

#CloneRights and they're all just allowed to be normal people and be happy.

The freaking Kaminoans have a lot of things to answer for, and maker help them if they get left to the mercy of Senator Amidala.

Anakin retires from the Jedi after realizing how close he came to fucking everything up for everyone. His time now gets dedicated to helping clones and raising his kids,

Every single on of the 501st and a good portion of all the rest have taken on look at Luke and Leia and immediately decided 'this is mine now'

Rex can and will fight the entire former GAR for first rights to babysitting duty whenever he is available.

The only person he will ever willingly give that up to is Asoka. And even then they usually end up doing it together.

With just their parents genetics, Luke and Leia were a force to be reckoned with... Actually being raised by said parents along with the unmeasurable amount of grafted and drafted family they would have in this situation... there is no way these two would be anything less than an absolute menace to the entire galactic society.

Echo and Fives were allowed to babysit once. Once.

Luckily they were able to find both children before anyone found out they'd lost them, but there was still absolute chaos and havoc left in their wake, and it was decided that was never allowed to happen again.

Wolffe and Crosshair are the favorite 'uncles' and no one can figure out why.

Crosshair especially likes to act like he doesn't like the kids, but everybody and their brother knows he'd be the first to set the whole galaxy on fire for them

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Anybody wanna entertain the dog left in the car?

I have a bad knee, I'm sitting in the car while my family shops. Wanna send me fandom/headcanon questions? Cause I got time!

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So... update for those of you that want it...

Surprise! I am in fact not dead yet! I'm working on a funeral services degree, and it's kicking all of our asses right now. I also broke up with my boyfriend this weekend (for big reasons), so I've been a little all over the place for these last couple of weeks.

As far as actual writing stuff... I have one request for Rex sitting in my inbox that I have been attempting to get to, but everytime I start every creative thought I've ever had runs away from me. Screaming.

But yeah, I think that covers just about everything... Still lurking, just struggling 💜

Love y'all, hope you're having a better go of it than I am!

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Back at the apartment, I've got a new week of school ahead of me, but I'm trying a balance of creativity and workload this semester. So I'm going to be trying to stay on top of requests and messages that get sent my way.

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hurt/comfort starters!! trigger warnings: blood, injury, vom*t, panic attack

❝ lay down. you need to lay down. put your head in my lap. ❞

❝ i think i’m about to pass out. ❞

❝ what happened to you? come inside. come inside. ❞

❝ i know it’s late, but… i need you here. ❞

❝ [name]. you’re bleeding. ❞

❝ the more you freak out, the faster you’re going to bleed. just take it easy. ❞

❝ just keep talking to me. ❞

❝ you’re safe. it’s just a panic attack. just squeeze my hands, okay? ❞

❝ can you talk? ❞

❝ stay with me— hey. [name]? oh my god, please don’t do this. ❞

❝ please don’t leave. ❞

❝ you’re not gonna die. i’m not gonna let you die. ❞

❝ i know you want to sleep, but you need to stay awake for me. ❞

❝ it’s okay. just go to sleep. i’ll be here when you wake up. ❞

❝ it hurts. oh my god, it hurts— ❞

❝ it’s not as bad as it looks, i swear. ❞

❝ i know it hurts. just hang in there, okay? ❞

❝ i’ve got you. you’re safe now. ❞

❝ i need you to tell me what’s wrong. what are you feeling? ❞

❝ it’s okay. it’s alright. let it out. ❞

❝ there’s nothing to be embarrassed about. you’re sick. ❞

❝ let me make you some soup. ❞

❝ let me make you some tea. ❞

❝ i didn’t want to worry you. ❞

❝ it’s okay to cry. i know it hurts. ❞

❝ wrap your arms around my neck. i’m gonna carry you. ❞

❝ i’m gonna take good care of you. don’t you worry. ❞

❝ please help me. please. ❞

❝ stop moving, just let me hold you. ❞

❝ breathe with me. in and out… good job. just keep doing that. ❞

❝ i can’t feel my hands— ❞

❝ i can’t move it. i think it’s broken. ❞

❝ i can’t see. ❞

❝ i’m not gonna let anything happen to you. ❞

❝ don’t look at it. just keep your eyes closed, and breathe. ❞

❝ thank you for being here with me. ❞

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Good news! I got all my work done a day early so I've got all kinds of free time for tonight and tomorrow if anybody wants!

Survived the first week back, even with being set back a day due to storms. I'm back home this weekend doggo sitting the best boy in the whole world, and plugging my way through far too much text book reading.... If anybody wants to toss a request or two my way, I could always use the environmental enrichment.

(Blurbs and short headcanons, I don't have the free time to commit to anything long form rn)

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How about Rex and Cody as cadets on Kamino? What are you h/cs? How did they get their names, etc.? Thank you so much! 💕

All right... I have thoughts, they're a little scattered, so please bare with me lol

First off, I subscribe heavily to the idea that 'Cody' is actually 'Kote', and it just became Cody overtime because that's what non-clones were hearing and repeating.

As far as how he got it... Man has been absolutely fearless from the moment he gained consciousness. 'Challenge Accepted' is pretty much his default personality trait. He earned the moniker 'glory' with every fiber of his being.

This is also why he got assigned to Obi-Wan, their crazy balances each other out.

With Rex... I haven't put a whole lot of thought on how he got his name. But I did find this option absolutely hilarious.

But, where Cody was fearless growing up, ready and willing to run head first in to anything regardless of the consequences (you know... like yeeting yourself at Grievous and just hoping for the best (no, we are never letting him live that down)); I see Rex being a lot more like Echo in the beginning. Or even Dogma

(which I'm pretty sure he compared himself to, yes?)

Man knows his regulations backwards and forwards, and it took him a long time to get comfortable working around the rules instead of just adhering to them to the letter.

(Working under Anakin was a bit of a baptism by fire, but he survived and came out the other side.)

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~ 💖 ASK GAME 💖 ~

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?

🍫 Cheese or chocolate?

✨ Do you have any nicknames?

🎵 Last song you listened to?

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction?

😏 Are you on discord?

 💛 Do you have any piercings?

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

🎧 Headphones or earbuds?

🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud?

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?

🧸 Favorite place to nap?

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?

🦋 Describe yourself in three words.

👖 Jeans or sweatpants?

🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order?

🧡 A color you can’t stand?

💎 What’s your most prized possession?

☕ Coffee or tea?

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr?

🌴 Desert island item?

🐸 Describe your aesthetic.

🔮 What’s your dream job?

💙 Relationship status?

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit.

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to?

🤎 What color is your hair?

💌 Do you talk to yourself?

💄 Do you wear makeup?

🌸 Best compliment you ever received?

💞 @ your favorite blog.

Reblogs are appreciated!