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in my head, a vampire's adverseness to garlic works like lactose intolerance.

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Sleep is really weird when you think about it

Like, if I told an alien that “every time the sun falls, our entire species just temporarily dies while our minds are shown strange and ethereal worlds that aren’t real. All the while our bodies reconstruct themselves” they’d think I was describing an eldritch ritual.

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some dudes chilling at the beach

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the Witch of Fear

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I just recently learned of Phalloplasty, and can I say I am deeply disappointed in you trans men…

I mean, you’re telling me you could have ANY p*nis in the world and you choose a boring normal one??

Get one that glows in the dark, or doubles as a flamethrower, or is a little wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man.

By limiting yourself to what has already been done you are squandering the artistic potential within you.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

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♢ Atsushi! ♢

I've spent way too much time on this... (please don't look at his hand)

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I wanted to make a joke like

"the existence of refrigerators implies the existence of unfrigerators."

then I remembered what a microwave is

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when I die, I want 2000's pop music to be playing at my funeral. don't get me wrong, it will still be a sad event, just with Kesha blasting in the background.