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Don’t let Trump illegally attacking Iran distract you from Trump illegally attacking Americans.

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Warding off the oncoming depressive episode by reading about very old tortoises

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WASHINGTON (AP) — The massive tax and spending cuts package that President Donald Trump wants on his desk by July 4 would loosen regulations on gun silencers and certain types of rifles and shotguns, advancing a longtime priority of the gun industry as Republican leaders in the House and Senate try to win enough votes to pass the bill.

The guns provision was first requested in the House by Georgia Rep. Andrew Clyde, a Republican gun store owner who had initially opposed the larger tax package. The House bill would remove silencers — called “suppressors” by the gun industry — from a 1930s law that regulates firearms that are considered the most dangerous, eliminating a $200 tax while removing a layer of background checks.

The Senate kept the provision on silencers in its version of the bill and expanded upon it, adding short-barreled, or sawed-off, rifles and shotguns.

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"Sorry, the jet lag is really getting to me, the time difference is wreaking my schedule."

Sweetheart, you went north-south only 100 miles. You are in the same time zone, you never left.

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Out of context campaign 2 shenanigans:

That time your pet tried to ascend to godhood, so you made a bunch of people throw dildos into a volcano.

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you either get it or you gont

Say that shit my brother

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NO KINGS DAY is a Nationwide Protest planned and posed to take place in EVERY state and in MULTIPLE COUNTIES on June 14th. Five Million were accounted for in the Hands Off movement, this time our numbers can be even greater.

Join the movement, go to

And find where your local protest is today!

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Donald Trump is NOT our king — and on June 14th, it's up to us to prove it. Trump is throwing himself a $45 million dollar birthday party — a big military parade like some of his authoritarian idols have done. The White House says the parade is to celebrate the 250th anniversary of the United States Army, which just happens to fall on the same day as Trump’s birthday. Rubbish. Trump wants a big military parade on his birthday and is using the anniversary as a pretext. How ironic that the Continental Congress originally established an Army, headed by George Washington, to fight against the very tyranny that Trump espouses. Trump is acting like a king by defying the courts, issuing arbitrary decrees, disregarding checks and balances. On June 14th people all over America will gather peacefully to protest Donald Trump’s authoritarian spectacle. You can find out more at www.nokings.org. Find a gathering near you. Get involved. Stand up for democracy. Donald Trump wants a military parade so he can feel powerful. But you know something? In America, we don’t have kings. On June 14th, let’s send a message to Donald Trump and the world. The power, here, belongs to the people.

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okay i have to show everyone my favorite tiktok.

you don’t understand. i could recite this from memory.

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earlier my friend said to me “somewhere out there, in an alternate universe, there’s an all female rock band called ‘king’” and I’m STILL recovering from that mental image and how gay it made me feel

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when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

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what ppl defending kids on ipads don’t seem to understand is that there are other ways to keep kids occupied. my mom had a whole bag full of little toys and games for me to play with while waiting in lines at disney world. once your kid is like 7 or 8 they can read a book. they can color. or they can literally just sit there and imagine things. i did that a lot as a kid.

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The world will be a better place once people realize that the audience gets to see information that fictional characters never do.

That the characters in a story are not all blatantly stupid. They're only allowed to see maybe half of a picture. While the audience gets a full photo album.

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women & bitches love my cavern

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Wait I don’t think I ever showed any of you guys the results of the chicken photo shoot