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When the vibes are so off that even Cards Against Humanity isn't even slightly fun.

Like, come on, none of these make sense, none of these are clever.

This crowd isn't my crowd. I've been forcing myself to smile and laugh so much that I could be tried for fraud right now.

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No because why is one of the most prioritized questions about who Liam O'Brien is going to romance?

The grip this man's fictional relationships have on me. 😭😭

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You're just as competitive as we are. Absurd. I'm more competitive.

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hmmm

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IT AINT GONNA GO AWAY - ODE TO THE EPSTEIN FILES

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How can you have a meeting about Ukraine without Ukraine being in the meeting?

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Remember when Nott rolled so high for stealth poisoning, that Matt said the gods were like:

"Ay-yo?! How the fuck she do that!?"

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I’m so sorry but in the nicest way possible do yall actually read books or just read words??? Cause I’ve been seeing that trend of people not understanding how “snarled” and “eyes darkened” and “eyes softened” etc. was used in a book and like…

Genuinely, do yall just not have imagination?? Or not understand figurative language??? Also eyes do literally darken and soften have you not lived a life??? How do you read with no imagination? Is this how you get through so many books in one month - you simply don’t take the time the understand the words as they are read?

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Broke: Jason snapped because Bruce didn’t kill the Joker.

Woke: Jason snapped because he was officially the middle child.

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Saw this post and immediately took inspiration. solid background versions for dark mode users:

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If you think a golden ballroom is more important than childhood cancer research… I have nothing left to say to you. Please unfollow me.

#pediatriccancer #cancermom

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Limmy deleted best tweet of all time I'm so mad

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I can't tell you how desperately I want either the skeleton vs dead body debate or the fjord drowns in a bucket scene.

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I am once again reiterating that having your version of Satan/Devil being hot is justifiable.

In the fact that you are supposed to be tempted.

Like that post about how sirens don't have to be beautiful women, like one of them could be making a really good bowl of pasta because sirens sing to the heart's desire and this sailor is tired of dried meats and stale water.

So yeah, supernatural evils being specifically attractive to whomever they are trying to entice should be the canon default.