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i think this world actually should be ruled by autistic people who are high

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FUCKING REAL GODDAYUM

The more the bear identity is mainstreamed, the more it gets sanitised. The more you get people insisting it doesn't mean what it means, that it's just for "buff and mayyybe a little chubby" "dad bod" "strongman build" whatever euphemism they can to deny fat men a place in their own community.

Fat hairy gay men built this place for themselves and now you're barging in and pretending they never belonged there.

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REALL

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Me: *trying to be inspirational about girlfriend’s personal growth* “can we take a moment to, -uhh maybe -NOT stick our faces into a pack of freshly opened cinnamon trident gum?-“

Girlfriend: *nose deep in a pack of gum inhaling like she hasn’t breathed in years*

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Sometimes, being bisexual is just like... you're pretty, and you're pretty, you're also pretty, you're all pretty!

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FUCKING FR-

sorry but there's simply not a malewife on the level of joel hammond from santa clarita diet. his wife turned into an undead flesh eating monster and he was like sweetie of course i will find people for you to kill and eat. i love you so much. i'm going to go have a panic attack.

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2023

REMEMBER WHY YOU FIRST LOVED THINGS BEFORE THEY WERE COMMONPLACE

DANCE EVEN WHEN IT ACHES

WEAR YOUR PERFUMES

MAKE ROOM FOR MORE ADORNMENT OF THE BODY

INDULGE IN KEEPING A FEW SECRETS

WRITE BY HAND

UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF YOUR PAIN

PRACTICE PATIENCE

NATURE HAS A PLACE FOR YOU

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🌞🌻🌝🌼✨💫🍍

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im extremely devout but nobody can figure out what im worshipping

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Derek : How the hell did you crash the car?!

Emily : So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight.

Emily : I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident.

Derek : 

JJ, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.

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labyrinth ♡

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In the mood to pull them close to me by their belt loops, wrap my arms around their waist, kiss their cheeks when they blush, and kiss their lips when they smile

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Ada: Can I have a large vanilla latte with uhh 7 espresso shots.

Lenore: What in the hell just do coceine.

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Lenore, when the deans give her more demerits: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Duke: do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Lenore?

Lenore: No.

Pluto: I do.

Duke: We know Pluto.

Pluto: I'm scared.

Duke: We know Pluto.

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