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Little Women (2019) Dir. Greta Gerwig

Based on Louisa May Alcott's book.

Jo March : Gryffindor.

Meg March : Hufflepuff.

Beth March : Hufflepuff.

Amy March : Slytherin.

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Sherlock (2010)

John H. Watson: Hufflepuff.

Sherlock Holmes: Ravenclaw.

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La Casa de Papel!

Helsinki: Gryffindor/ Hufflepuff

Palermo: Slytherin

Angel: Hufflepuff

Tokyo: Gryffindor

Nairobi: Gryffindor/Ravenclaw

Arturo: Gryffindor

Denver: Gryffindor

Professor: Ravenclaw

Berlim: Slytherin

Murillo/Lisboa: Gryffindor

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O Auto da compadecida: A dog's will.

João Grilo: Slytherin.

Chicó: ??? I'm in doubt about this character's house. I thought "hufflepuff obvious" but he do some bad things that hufflepuffs usually don't do. So I thought "griffindor?" But still doesn't fells right for me. What you guys think?

Have u ever watched A Dog's will?

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Então, vamos lá. O problema aqui é q eu to mt em duvida com a seleçao do Chicó. Pq ele parece lufano, mas tambem n segue tanto as regras/faz coisas erradas sabe? Então eu pensei talvez seja grifinorio, mas n sei ainda fiquei em duvida. E ai q q vcs acham?

Ja assistiram essa joia nacional?

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RANDOM!!!

Renata Klein: Slytherin. → Big Little Lies.

Mary Shelley: Gryffindor. → Mary Shelley(2017).

Aang: Ravenclaw. → Avatar: The Last Airbender.

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GLEE!

1 - I'm not sure of some of this house sorting.

2 - I have just started to watch the show! I'm in season 2.... soo maybe I will change my mind in the process or the characters themselves will change.

Brittany S Pierce: Hufflepuff.

Finn Hudson: Gryffindor.

Rachel Berry: Slytherin.

Kurt Hummel: Ravenclaw/Slytherin.

Emma Pillsbury: Ravenclaw/Hufflepuff.

Coach Beiste: Hufflepuff.

Sue Sylvester: Slytherin.

Noah Puckerman: Gryffindor.

Quinn Fabray: Slytherin.

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EMMA! : the 2 ravenclaws friends from Jane Austen's

Mr Knightley(George): Ravenclaw.

Robert Martin: Ravenclaw.

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B99!!

Another one that I made a looooong time ago! So please don't get mad at me 💜

Gina Linetti: Slytherin.

Charles Boyle: Hufflepuff.

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Hi! I'm back to bussines!

CRAZY RICH ASIANS!

1 - I made this a looooooong time ago. So don't be mad at me, thanks.

Astrid Leong-Teo: Slytherin.

Rachel Chu: Gryffindor.

Eleanor Sung-Young: Slytherin.

Nick Young: Gryffindor.

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Cruel Intentions!

Annette: Ravenclaw/Gryffindor.

Kathryn: Slytherin.

Sebastian: Slytherin.

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Stranger Things!

The Ravenclaw wonders:

Murray / Lucas / Joyce / Robin

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Stranger Things!

Some doubts I had after watching this last season and rewatched season 2.

Lucas: Slytherin + Ravenclaw.

Dustin: Slytherin + Hufflepuff.

Joyce: Gryffindor + Ravenclaw.

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The Emperor's new groove!

I watched yesterday night and had this opinions.

Kronk: Hufflepuff.

Yzma: Slytherin.

Kuzco: Slytherin.

Pacha: Gryffindor.

Chicha: Gryffindor.

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This one you guys cant change my mind.

Robin: ravenclaw.

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We need to talk about Harriet Smith.

(Again, my grammar sucks. And yes, another Jane Austen character because I'm addicted to her)

I don't really know what to think about Harriet.

I sorted her into Slytherin and to me it makes kind of sense bc:

She is ambicious; you can't tell me she didn't wanted to have a rich husband. Because she really fucking wanted. "Oh she was manipulated by Emma" kkkkk yeah of course, this idea that Harriet was such innocent kind of pess me off bc come on the girl KNEW what the fuck she was doing. She wanted Emma's opinion bc she wanted to be as great in society as Emma! Anyaways thats what I fucking think about this.

She cares about Society Status and shits like that;

She changes her mid really easy: you know Slytherins are knowed for being maleabel/adaptive/fluid like water

Loyal as fuck to Emma (even so she "felt"kkkk in love with Mr K. Anyaways she didn't knew)

But besides all this... I don't know seems to me I'm missing something about her...

I'm reading Emma (the book). But I already watched the series and Clueless, so I kind of know some shits about Miss Smith character.

One thing that makes me be like "????this is slytherin?":

She is dumb. Really dumb.

She doesn't look like someone who would do stuffs using her mind/racional choices.

She doen't look like someone logical, analytical or who use some kind of strategy.

And ok. She is kind of a slytherin, but if she isn't where would she be in????

Ravenclaw? Kkkkkk please...

Gryffindor? Where is the courage? The impulsive choices?

Hufflepuff? Hmmm this one can be?

She can be a hufflepuff? Just because she is dumb?

Here we get in a point that a hate! The stereotype of a Hufflepuff.

Just because a character is dumb it doesn't mean they are HUFFLEPUFFS for God sake!

She is still ambicious and in some ways selfish: she was really like "oh this letter Mr Martin gave to me is so short. I don't care he show me his fellings, I'll break his heart but fuck is a short letter." Like biiiiiiiitch.

Hufflepuffs are knowed by doing the good even when looks hard to do it. Even when no one is looking.

I just can't imagine a hufflepuff doing those bad things and people justify it by "oh give her a break! She is dumb!"

Anyways,

This big text was someaway made for me to me. So I can like think about this choice of making Harriet a Slytherin fellow.

Something still seems off to me. But whatever

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Elizabeth Bennet!

(Sorry for the grammar errors. I'm not a english native speaker so please don't answer this like "hey you grammar sucks". I know that)

Ok. I truly change my mind in this one.

I was thinking about my choice of Elizabeth being in slytherin and the reasons... well...

I thought about the pride she have, that she is really stupborn in some aways and... wait a second this is a gryffindor characteristic. For sure, I made this wrong.

Just because someone is critical about others and in some ways a littleeeee selfishes this means nothing. And even REALLY loyal.

Gryffindors can be all this. And besides, Elizabeth has more of Gryffindor them Slytherin.

She is impusilve as hell. She does what she think is right. And is really hard to change her mind in something (this is actually a gryffindor figure). She make her choices based in emotion: like she trully believe everything Wickhar said to her and was going to defend him in every ways possible.

She is always trying to do the right think and help her friends.

She cleary doesn't like the society hierarquies and is kind of a rebel when the subject is marriage.

She doesn't care about what people think of her (at least she acts like that, buuuut we know how she felt about Mr Darcy opinions).

Anyways, again,

This is for fun, I'm not the hat of hogwarts itself. So mistakes are going to happend, and if I really believe I did something wrong I will do posts like this one.

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Sailor Moon started pack!

Usagi Tsukino: Slytherin.

Ami Mizuno: Ravenclaw.

Rei Hino: Slytherin.

Luna: Ravenclaw.

What you guys think?