#house sorting

[herelieskrisy]

Ellie Williams is a Gryffindor through and through.

(And I will explain why!)

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1. Brave. She is incredibly brave. This trait is seen in her throughout both games. Ellie isn’t one to back away from a challenge and is often making ballsy (stupid) moves, but they usually work out in her favor.

This is also why I think she wouldn’t be a Slytherin because they’re way more calculated. Ellie on the other hand is rash and impulsive, she doesn’t play the long game.

2. Daring. She is constantly taking risks. There is no doubt that Ellie has an adventurous side. We can see it with her curiosity and desire to know more (which is Ravenclaw coded but I don’t think Ellie’s a Ravenclaw). The girl wants to explore space, you can’t get more adventurous than that.

3. Heroic. That girl is chivalrous and heroic as fuck. Yeah, she went on a murderous rampage in the second game, but Ellie has a huge hero complex. She’s the main character for crying out loud. Whether it was saving the world or avenging Joel. Her purpose has always been to help other people, even if her motivation in TLOU2 were selfish. Ellie wants to be part of a bigger cause. She is one of the most selfless people but is forced to be selfish because of her circumstances.

4. Courage. This ties in with bravery but she’s extremely courageous. Her willingness to jump off that bridge in Pittsburgh despite her not knowing how to swim proves that. When she shot that guy who was drowning Joel. Even choosing to raise a child with Dina knowing she was young, unstable, and unprepared. She was constantly challenging her own fears and that’s a true Gryffindor trait. Not to mention she’s confident as hell, despite her occasional awkward moments.

“Just give me five minutes and my knife… I’ll tell you if they were lying or not.”

Please, that is the biggest Gryffindor statement. Self assured, confident, brave, and a touch of cockiness but not in a flaunting manner.

5. Bold. Ellie Williams is BOLD. She has a foul-mouth that she isn’t afraid to use, constantly making a statement and leaving her presence known. She also made a statement by killing half of Seattle! The girl has fucking nerve and it shows.

6. Reckless. This is the biggest thing that sets her apart from house Slytherin. Ellie is constantly making quick decisions without thinking of the consequences. Slytherins are strategic with their decision making. They’re very patient and are willing to put more dedication in their plans if that makes for a better outcome (this is one of the reasons why Slytherins and Hufflepuffs are so similar but I’m not gonna get into that. Long story short, Ellie isn’t patient or strategic in my opinion. Those are the traits that make Joel a Slytherin, and the opposite is what makes Ellie a Gryffindor. While Joel was sneaky and meticulous, Ellie is impulsive and reckless.

7. Short tempered. Cmon, I don’t even have to explain this one.

8. Determined. I know this is seen as more of a Slytherin trait, but it applies to Gryffindors too! The difference is in the patience and motivations.

9. Ties in with Heroism but Ellie very much has a sense of right. She commits heinous and immoral actions in both games, but those aren’t because of her core values. When you’re born into an apocalyptic world, you’re driven to do things that completely contradict you as a person. I disagree with Craig Mazin, Ellie doesn’t have a violent heart. All she wants to do is help others.

10. Honest. That’s it.

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People seem to headcanon Ellie’s house based on her actions in the second game, but we have to take into account that she was devastatingly traumatized and driven to desperation. Your Hogwarts house is based on you to your core, not the situations you’re put through. I look back on Ellie in the first game, when she was truly herself, and I see a true Gryffindor.

Totally okay if you have a different opinion! This is just how I feel personally. I could definitely be persuaded to believe in Slytherin Ellie. For now, I just don’t think that’s her as a person. Her actions in TLOU2 are very Slytherin-like but the motivations behind them stay true to Gryffindor.

She might’ve been chased to darkness, but is still looking for the light. 🤷‍♀️

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[sortinghatchat]

Wednesday (2022) Hogwarts Houses

[ziru-pan]

The start of my second play through, this time as a slytherin, and I noticed this girl THROWING IT BACK

Get it, girl

[fallensapphires]

Hogwarts Houses: Ravenclaw

Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,

If you've a ready mind,

Where those of wit and learning,

Will always find their kind

[remus-poopin]

what do you think of Percy leaving the Weasleys in OOTP? like how do you feel about how it was treated in the books?

How do I feel about how it was treated in the books? I feel like it was treated exactly how I would expect it to be treated. Let me explain:

I think if we were to analyze the series using the framework of the different sets of values categories we’re provided in that universe, we would see a overarching pattern of Gryffindor values being the standard in which we read the books. The books are presented to us through the lense of Gryffindor ideals, so if a characters actions are particularly Gryffindor-ish it is shown as a good thing. However if the characters actions are more Slytherin or even Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw, the narrative will have a different reaction. What I’m saying here is not groundbreaking as this has been noted several times before, but I think it’s interesting to keep in mind when looking at how the characters are presented in the narrative. It’s good to remember that Harry Potter is a Gryffindor book. And there’s nothing wrong with this of course, it’s just that those are the values of the author and it’s being used as the baseline morals for the work.

If we want to look for some other examples using those four categories for books/shows/movies, Brooklyn 99 comes to mind for a show that also takes place in Gryffindor universe. Shameless (us) and Succession both take place in Slytherin universes. Gilmore Girls, I would say, takes place in a Ravenclaw one. And Community exists in a Hufflepuff universe. You can see how this is by how the characters are treated and presented by the narrative. Jeff Winger, “notorious slacker” and protagonist in Community is selfish and always takes the easy way out of a situation, the narrative presented this as major flaws that he needs to (and mostly does) overcome. Friendship and working together is what the show presents as important (very Hufflepuff). Going back to Harry Potter, actions like what Lupin and Tonks do by leaving their newborn son to fight in a war is seen as noble and heroic by a Gryffindor narrative, but if you were to view it from a Slytherin one (or even a Ravenclaw one) it would seem selfish and maybe even ridiculous (Remember Malfoys not fighting in the final battle and how all the Slytherins and most of the Ravenclaws dipped out when it was time to fight).

In Percy’s case, leaving the Weasleys and the cause their fighting for (Gryffindor) to stay working for the minister (ambition, Slytherin) is presented as awful. Obviously it’s a little more complicated than that because there are other things at play here like the already present family tension and the fact that there is nothing to make Percy believe in Voldemort’s return other than Harry and Dumbledore’s word. But It’s very simplest form, Percy choose ambition over bravery (fighting the war) and that’s a sin in a Gryffindor book.

Personally all of this becomes tiring for me because I don’t really hold Gryffindor values as high as I do other houses (mostly Ravenclaw and Slytherin for me). Sometimes it’s hard to remove yourself from what the narrative is trying to push and I find I fall into the trap of thinking at first “yeah they’re trash for that” but then I think about about it more and go “wait you know what..”. I actually really like Percy and can sympathize with where he is coming from here and I don’t think he has committed the worst crime with his decision, even if the narrative disagrees.

[chosenimagines]

House Sorting Quiz

Hello my beloved chosen ones!

I have a uquiz account now and I’ve created my first quiz. It is a House Sorting quiz and I hope you think that it is more accurate than most

I hope you enjoy it!

What is my Hogwarts House?

XOXO Chosen

P.S If you have more idea for quizzes i could create pls tell me

[alwaysfeelingsaintlike]

hey fam! I know I haven’t been posting a ton of weasley fics but it doesnt mean hogwarts hasnt been on my mind. I just spent a ton of time cultivating common room playlists for each hogwarts houses and would love if you’d give them a listen. any playlist like is a huge motivator for me to make more, so thank you for listening!! I associate with slytherin but has to admit ravenclaw is my fav playlist 🤪

https: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4lwOiR0xPnACxgfRmcj4HZ?si=_E1N-LTPRq2VnzMZVG49fQ

hufflepuff: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2ILkVjTPDZGaucDNXseTRi?si=mrw9mkeJTH6F2jQrCtEK_g

ravenclaw (my favorite): https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5fBpt7KyV8gAXiYJkukGvH?si=35ESWcmyTt-VUjbEojXnUw

slytherin: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2qAMwdcNItTFryKaYRUNed?si=WGfhbRXsRcW82BRyrzBm3g

[business---goose]

Sooo,Today I sorted through all my Tupperware containers aaaand…

This was everything… we had exactly two (2) Tupperware containers with matching lids and the rest was JUST lids.

[tev-the-random]

The Sorting of Empires SMP - Season 1 edition

Have you ever wondered what Hogwarts houses the rulers of Empires would be in? No? Well, I definitely have. I'm quite fond of doing some short character analysis.

So from the heart of someone who knows way too much about Harry Potter and Empires SMP, here's my take on it:

Gem - Ravenclaw

I feel like this one is a given.

Gem’s character has a very heavy focus on being studious, on earning her magic through practice and experimentation — and, consequently, creation. She’s a quick learner, able to adapt an ancient elven spell to contain Xornoth, use the Staff of Mythland to send Sausage to the Spirit Realm and concentrate her fire magic into something stronger than the depths of the Nether. She was also quick to start studying the corruption, the demon and Violet herself.

Gem earned her wizard hat and powerful reputation through her skill and dedication, and then made sure to spread that knowledge by creating a Wizard Academy all on her own, potentially redefining the way magic was taught throughout all the empires. Her curiosity, her desire to teach and to learn, her thirst for knowledge in all fields she can possibly reach for are the trade mark of a Ravenclaw.

This, however, also gives Wizard Gem the bad trait of often thinking she’s the smartest person in the room. She rarely accepts the suggestions or help of others, even if to her own detriment. Even when she doesn’t know what she’s doing at all, Gem holds herself on the higher moral ground, to the point where she can be hypocritical towards others. It isn’t to say that she’s arrogant, but, more often than not, she bites off more than she can chew and then refuses to back down.

Of course, Gem becomes humbler as the season goes on and she realises the errors of her actions. At the end of the day, she’s not after power. She only seeks to learn from her mistakes.

Fwhip - Slytherin

Now, I was heavily debating between putting Fwhip in Slytherin or Ravenclaw. As an inventor and redstone genius, he has the potential to join his sister.

However, what ultimately puts him in the snake house is precisely the fact that his type of intelligence greatly differs from Gem’s: Fwhip isn’t necessarily studious or academically inclined. Instead, he chooses to tinker with the world around him, to learn by cracking things open and analysing their insides to see how they work, to implement different things together and watch the result. He is the kind of person who sees something that can be improved and improves it, sometimes out of necessity, sometimes out of sheer curiosity. Even when things explode on his face — which isn’t rare, — he keeps trying. This shows the ambition, ingenuity and determination worth of a Slytherin.

Fwhip can also be quite resourceful: when Gem suggested they should send their enemies flowers as to not aggravate the conflict, his mind, determined to keep said conflict going, quickly went to the wither rose — an item not many think of when they say “Minecraft flowers”. He is able to incorporate salmon and redstone ore to many of his contraptions.  And although his decision to put the Codfather head in the End proved to be a mistake, it was still a clever solution.

Another factor that plays into this house is how Fwhip acts socially: he is cunning, mischievous and generally quite the resourceful prankster. Although he may claim that there is malice behind his actions, the Count of Grimlands actually has a soft heart, proving once more that Slytherin is not an evil house.

Sausage - Slytherin

I know this one might seem controversial — Sausage emanates huge Hufflepuff vibes. And I’m not overlooking his kindness and loyalty, no. But one thing that strikes me greatly about the King of Mythland is his ambition.

From the start, Sausage wanted to be everything and more: a powerful wizard, a skilled assassin, a wealthy king, a prankster, a fighter, a ruler with a wall taller than Jimmy’s. This man saw ravagers in his crop fields and decided to keep them for their eventual war potential. He started learning magic, striving to one day reach Gem’s abilities, and for that he went after dark magic, curious and determined. When a demon shows up to take over the server, he immediately seeks to contact it in search of knowledge and power — which proved to be his downfall, as it took him too far. I’d almost say he’s greedy, always eager for more, always enthusiastic about his goals, desperate to be on par with his peers.

His ambitions diminish after the whole Xornoth incident: Sausage becomes afraid of magic, afraid of himself. But then, what does he do? He starts cultivating the remains of the spirit realm. He does absolutely everything in his power to apologise and make up for the evil he’s done. He strives to prove himself over and over again with endless perseverance.

Despite being steadily corrupted by the demon, Sausage was still clever to keep the collar — bandanna? I was never sure what that was — Sir Carlos gave him, knowing his time could come at any moment. He was also clever to discover how to leave the Spirit Realm, and cunning to take the Staff of Mythland back from Gem when he truly needed it.

Pearl - Gryffindor

Hhhhhh this was definitely one of the hardest ones. You see: Pearl’s friendship with Sausage and her loyalty to him, the fact that she was willing to give Xornoth a chance and just her general love for life scream Hufflepuff.

But

But

Pearl is also one of the biggest Gryffindors I’ve ever seen. Her fierce courage, the way she throws herself into any challenge presented to her like it’s nothing, the way she will take on any fight and most likely come out victorious — not necessarily because she won, but because she got to throw a good punch. And probably because she won. Despite her small empire, she is the mightiest warrior of the continent, and she wants to make sure everybody knows it, be it by battling in the arena or by finding out directly what it means to go to war with Gilded Helianthia.

Despite all that, Pearl does not lack honour. She does not start wars for no reason and she accepts defeat when it comes. She does not cheat. She believes in the best in people even when the apocalypse is imminent — Sausage, Joey, even Xornoth themself. Her argument to convince the Cod Alliance not to kill the Ender Dragon was that it deserves life, and that’s quite noble of her.

You could say her brave and daring nature makes her reckless, almost naive with how she accepted to work with Sausage. But I think it also shows the loyalty of a Gryffindor: she will fight for her friend, she will risk her life for him, and she will not stop believing in his strength because she knows he will pull through. She’s not scared of him, nor will she give up on him.

Besides, all of her exchanges with Xornoth? There is no one who can beat this level of Gryffindor energy. Godric Gryffindor is scared of her.

Lizzie - Slytherin

I hear people out there talking about how much of a conman Mr. GoodTimesWithScar is, but I personally think Lizzie deserves just as much merit. Exhibit one: Deal with Destiny. Exhibit two: the golden goose.

This woman is the biggest trickster of any server she’s in. “Cunning” is her middle name, deceit is in her blood, and there is not a situation she puts herself into that she can’t get out of by either deluding people or by creating another situation that cancels the first one out. This is a being of pure chaos and she knows it.

This, of course, doesn’t take away the worth of her achievements. The Ocean Queen is quite the determined and ambitious ruler, a perfectionist who aims to make her empire the greatest by any means. She strives for economic, military, cultural and political success, sometimes disdaining dry land by comparison. She went through the rigorous studies of the Crystal Cliffs Academy and succeeded in getting every advancement in the game. The mere fact that she built a whole empire from nothing but lilypad islands and the endless deep blue speaks volumes of the lengths she’s willing to go to.

This woman wrote a whole musical fOR CRYING OUT LOUD-

Sometimes Lizzie can be a little bit petty, a little bit mean. Her willingness to have Joey assassinated early in the season in spite of their deal, the way she betrayed Fwhip’s trust by setting her axolotls free in his salmon sanctuary and the fact that she chose to spy on her husband to make sure he was following the cake rule are just a few examples that she’s not one to be messed with.

Besides, CC!Lizzie is also a certified Slytherin and I simply can't take that away from her.

Joel - Hufflepuff

He may be arrogant. Very self-centred. Near narcissistic. A horse killer. But one thing that cannot be denied about Joel Smallishbeans is his loyalty.

The King of Mezalea isn’t close to many people, but will do anything for those he holds dear — in particular, Lizzie and Jimmy. He drops everything whenever they need him, even if it’s for ridiculous stuff, and humbles himself when he’s near them. This man adores his wife with every fibre of his being, going as far as giving her netherite armour. He was one of the only people who didn’t complain about building a cod sanctuary for Jimmy, and even made it part of his mega base. Heck, out of the very few things he chose to put in the interior of the palace, these were the two people who got to be honoured in it.

Speaking of mega base, the Mezalean Matral Palace is a major symbol of patience and diligence. Such an impressive build can only be a labour of love, of passion, and along with all of the life he brought to the mesa, it shows just how much he cares about getting all the details just right.

Joel may be a little petty, but at the end of the day, he is willing to forgive and forget. This is specifically about Fwhip. I just thought I should make a point about the diss track-

Jimmy - Gryffindor

This was quite possibly the hardest one, mostly because I haven’t really watched Jimmy’s perspective in its entirety. So take this one with a grain of salt.

The Codfather may not be the most intimidating of leaders — on the contrary, he is constantly being pushed around by the other emperors. Which doesn’t mean he doesn’t try: loud and boisterous, Jimmy is willing to start a conflict over any minor inconvenience. He says his piece even if it makes him look like a fool and faces every challenge head on, even when he knows they’re bound to be a trap. A reckless man, but a brave one indeed.

I considered putting him in Hufflepuff purely for the vibes, and I guess Jimmy has to have some endless patience to bear the amount of ridicule he deals with. But still, he is a bit too combative, and his loyalty is... questionable at times. He can be a bit self-centred and care a bit too much about his status as the Codfather, which could put him in Slytherin. But I suppose that, at the end of the day, he is willing to build bridges between himself and his former enemies.

Scott - Hufflepuff

I did consider putting him in Slytherin. The fact that we have so many Slytherins already may have factored into me choosing otherwise, yes. He also has some Ravenclaw vibes, but maybe that’s just the elf aesthetic speaking...

In spite of all of his sass, one of Scott’s most remarkable traits is that he cares very deeply about his friends. When threatened with an eternal winter, he sought to stop it purely for the benefit of others, as it didn’t bother him in particular. When his ice powers started getting out of control, he isolated himself in order to not harm his loved ones. When faced by his brother, the threat that got to Scott was the ones against his friends, for Xornoth knew it would impact him just as much as if they had threatened him directly. And in the end, he sacrificed his own life to guarantee that Xornoth wouldn’t hurt anyone ever again. His selflessness shows in very specific moments, but it shows nonetheless.

Yes, he may have been a little harsh when threatening Fwhip and Sausage after he froze Gem, but the situation was stressful enough when he realised Xornoth’s crystal was gone. Besides, helping Gem defrost her lake was one of the first things he did after he came back from exile.

As an essentially imortal being, the elven king has some fairly well-balanced patience. It certainly takes a lot of it to court Jimmy the way he did, hear “are we an alliance now,” and not just. Give up right then and there. He was bringing Flower Husbands back no matter how much patience it took-

Katherine - Hufflepuff

Katherine has always been the most neutral party in the entire server. Unlike Gem, she did manage to gather and maintain the friendship of her fellow rulers and even unite them through the construction of Baby Town. She built a secret room for meetings with all of her friends, made giant flowers for other rulers — the most wholesome idea of a prank — and helped host a Halloween event for all to enjoy. She managed to both be part of the Cod Alliance and help save the dragon, which is quite the feat.

Her method of acquiring loyalty may be a little... unorthodox. But upon hearing the complaints of her allies about the logistics of the Tower of Trust and being mercilessly beheaded, she did change the rules of the exchange and started to accept mob heads instead, proving that she does have compassion. Besides, keeping a head collection and taking the care to expose all of it does take a lot of tenacity.

Furthermore, Katherine’s kindness cannot be denied, from the way she receives her allies regardless of their errors to her deep care for sheep — it’s worth remembering that one of the first things she incorporated to her kingdom was a sheep sanctuary.

But that doesn’t mean she lets herself be kicked around: the Guardian takes her duty to the Overgrown seriously and confronts whoever abuses it. Overall, she is a fair ruler and ally who will do anything to protect her friends and her land.

Shrub - Gryffindor

This poor anime protagonist of a gnome. She runs away from her world to try and get help, to save her people, but suddenly finds herself unable to come back. Haunted by the same demon that drove her away, captured and alone, what does she say?

“I’m not scared of you!”

She couldn’t stop them when they destroyed her previous home. But she sure as hell isn’t going to let them destroy this one.

When faced with things she considers unjust or wrong, Shrub takes action. She becomes the Wolf Spirit in order to protect her wolves and the nature around her, starts a neighbourhood watch with Fwhip and steals Xornoth’s crystal when she thinks it might be in the wrong hands. She tries so hard to help people and to do the right thing that she ends up putting herself in dangerous situations over and over again. Bold, but certainly noble and loyal.

Another proof of her bravery is the fact that she’s the one responsible for the Nether materials trade. When no other ruler had the guts to go to the Nether to gather its wood, blaze rods or nether wart, Shrub had them covered.

Besides, Shubble is usually one of the first people to go after the full kitted out netherite gear. It’s not that she seeks to fight people, but she’s definitely ready for a fight if it does comes her way. Do not underestimate the gnome.

Joey - Slytherin

Another given, honestly.

The Lost Emperor is not above cheating and scheming to get what he wants. He’ll accept powers from a demon and not even think twice. Cunning and mischievous, he responds to no one other than himself —and Xornoth.

From the very start of his empire, Joey wanted to be known as the most influential, the richest and most successful ruler. He goes as far as to pay an assassin to murder other emperors so that they’ll buy totems of undying from him, and then displays their heads behind his throne as a sign of power; quite a clever yet immoral plan. And much like Lizzie, he’s not one to let mistakes slide: be it by hiring an assassin for a petty kill or by killing traitors himself, he needs to make sure his schemes will benefit him and damage his enemies.

His determination and greed will stop at nothing, not even heartbreak. For even his love life is subject to his ambitions, as his attraction for Xornoth begins when Joey realises how powerful they are and what he could get from them. He does get manipulated and corrupted, but there’s no denying that his greed deeply influenced his actions.

That’s another thing though: Joey, whether by ambition or by sheer passion, puts his all into the things he does. He loved Xornoth and he loved his empire, would do anything for them. So much so that it drove him to madness.

Pixlriffs - Ravenclaw

And we finish with another rather obvious one, I think.

From the beginning, what Pixl sought was to have an intellectually advanced empire. Powerful and wealthy, but also studious and well developed. He rarely displayed his power through war, but rather filled the streets of Pixandria with technology — for goodness’ sake, the man used full on conduits as a light source. Not to mention all of his redstone contraptions, from the flying machine in the End to David 2.0.

Somewhat early in the series he also went after every single advancement in the game in order to prove that his empire was the most advanced one. The curiosity and ingenuity such a feat demands is awe-inspiring.

Curiosity and wisdom are not lost in the Copper King either: his first instinct upon meeting Xornoth was to study the corruption. As the one responsible for Vigil, he was also constantly aware of the deaths of his fellow rulers, as well as one of the only ones to view death as something serious, worth acknowledging. Once the Ender Dragon was defeated, he isolated himself to think about the consequences and the morality of it all, and how much of a fool he had been, even rejecting the power of the Crown for that same reason. And if isolating yourself to ponder for a very long time isn’t a very Ravenclaw thing to do, then I don’t know what is-

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Of course, these are purely hypothetical and not at all absolute. I myself am not entirely sure about some of these lol

This is simply my personal take on the characters, and I'd love to hear other opinions about it!

[firelordgrantham]

Sorting the Incredibles

So, today, we sort pixar characters at Hogwarts! More precisely, the Incredibles.

Bob Parr is clearly a Gryffindor. He is strong, brave, loyal to his family (even tho he hid the truth from Helen at some point) and he tries to save everybody (including Buddy, I mean, I, a slytherin, would have let him fly off with his bomb, watched him explode all alone in the sky, and avoided the great scandal). He is the knight in shining armor of the show. Plus... well, he dresses in red most of it. His power is to be strong, so, very Gryffindor.

Helen is probably a Hufflepuff. There is nothing she wouldn't do for her family, she is hard-working, stubborn, she stands her ground but she doesn't go on and try to be a super again, she only acts when Bob has acted already and she is required to act too or face the consequences of inaction. Her power is to be flexible, which could be seen as a Hufflepuff quality.

Violet is shy but sassy, she is smart enough to sneak on one or two full grown supers multiple times. She takes a sitter for JackJack, when in this situation, I would probably have just panicked and taken him with me, I mean, Mom will know what to do with the baby and I'm going with mom... Ravenclaw.

Dash is super-energetic and all, but he also has one quality that no one could deny: the cunning. @cheeseanonioncrisps made a great post about how he exploited the fact that adults are not supposed to know about supers anymore, not supposed to talk about them or acknowledge their existence, to pull pranks on his teacher and go free. Exploiting loops in law or rules is such a Slytherin thing! Plus, he uses his powers (even when forbidden) to win races and knows (when they are probably not in the same school, middle and high) that Violet has a crush and on whom. Slytheriny with a tiny bit of Gryffindor for his bravery.

JackJack? Well it's a bit early to say.

Frozone? Best friend, loyal, not afraid to speak his mind, and even if his wife hid his super suit, he finds it, and Hufflepuff are good finders or so I heard. So Hufflepuff. Time to make Hufflepuff cool again!

Syndrome? I don't know if I would characterize his unhealthy obsession with taking revenge on Bob an ambition, but anyway I think even if it was, his masterplan is too intricate, and too close to successing, to not make him a Ravenclaw.

Edna Mode certainly is a Ravenclaw since all her designs are both smart and creative. SHe also can't consider defeat an end so she has a bit of Gryffindor in herself.

If you want to know my sorting of other characters, don't hesitate to react with a movie or a group of characters.

[yudgefudge]

hi!! i loved your arsenal hogwarts sorting! i loved how they weren't the obvious choice for some of them, if that makes sense? idk it just seems like you put a lot of thought into it! if you could, i would love to hear your explanations on a few? namely jakub, emile, jorginho, zinchenko and nelli, i think they're the most interesting ones imo anyway thanks again!! 🫶🫶

thank u sm!! i'm glad you liked it. also the fact the ones that are the most interesting were the sortings I was least sure of ktejdkgjdkjdhd. well time to get into it

for jorginho I considered gryffindor because I think he's a great leader and he also has that gryffindor pride, but I ultimately went with hufflepuff because I think he has that powerful loyalty and desire for connection (anyone who stays with chelsea for that long...yeah). but I could easily see him as a gryffindor too!!!

emile i considered hufflepuff and ravenclaw, but I felt like he had that gryffindor sense of chivarly and camaraderie???? idk if this is really true or not this is based on what I know in passing LOL

zinny I really considered putting in ravenclaw, for similar reasons to emile (being on the quieter side, having more intelligent conversations [from what I've seen!!!!], the like) but I also felt he had that desire for connection and loyalty of a hufflepuff (itt: following jesus from city to arsenal because <3) so I put him there!!!

nelli I really think would ask to be put in the same house as jesus. he's also a bit of a trickster like the other gabi (jesus). he has gryffindor & hufflepuff traits but I feel like he would ask the sorting hat to put him in jesus' house KSLKLSKLKDKFLKG

jakub...imma be honest with ya anon. i didnt know where to put him so I threw him in the red house cuz arsenal's red. i'm sorry 😭😭😭 but I know barely anything about him KJSKGFSDGKJSDKJKHJTHK

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Avatar: The Last Airbender (2007) Hogwarts Houses Part 2

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the credibility of hogwarts house sortings comes down to 1. if the sorting hat has prophetic powers and 2. nature vs nurture

at 11, theyre just about hitting puberty and shit gets fucked with hornones and stuff. they could act in ooc ways, different to how they would normally. theyre also children, so they have no time to actually develop a personality. i havent been in the hp fandom for a bit, so my memories are a bit muddled, but i dont think childhood memories are very accurate in choosing where they should go.

some may be definite, like someone being exceedingly manipulative and sly as a kid becoming slytherin, or someone unafraid to speak up and defend others consistently bei by gryffindor. what about the general ones?

average smarts, not very ambitious, wont speak up for someone bring bullied or something. they dont fit in anywhere. where do they go?

it would be entirely based on their thoughts that very moment. that wouldnt be reliable in any way.

its true that theyd probably change to fit the stereotypes of their assigned house, but theres no way to know of its good or bad change unless the hat has prophetic powers and could see the persons future.

if the multiverse theory is true, that means the hat would have to review infinite different futures for that one person. they would practically never end, as the universes are affected by other people too. its impossible for the hat to choose based on that. thats too much.

and did i just forget that harry convinced the hat to put him in gryffindor? to be fair, trying to do that in itself is a gryffindor move, trying to reason with a weird mind reading hat. that would feel like an invasion of privacy, and very uncomfortable. harry was very ballsy.

the initial sorting process is reliable, but not very accurate in some cases, if it can be convinced so easily.

then, we don’t even know if they stay accurate. we’ve established that the hat probably can’t see the future and that eleven year old children arent fully developed.

the first thing that comes to mind are burnt out gifted kids in ravenclaw.

ravenclaws are there because they’re smart. that is the simple truth. but what if they experience burnout? their grades drop, they stop turning in homework, they skip. suddenly, the supposed ‘ravenclaw’ doesn’t exhibit any stereotypical ravenclaw traits. why are they still there? they could get resorted, but that’s never been mentioned in the books.

wouldnt it be embarrassing to go up to the hat like all the little firsties? watching the shoddily concealed disappointment in everyone’s eyes as they see a disgraced ravenclaw, unable to take the pressure that everyone else in their house could. there would always be something different about them, never fitting in with anybody else in their new house.

the house rivalries splitting friends apart, people who they’ve been with since the very start. there would be shame in their eyes, pitying gazes trailing then as they walk down the hall, not making eye contact with anybody.

its obvious that the teachers are not used to them being in that house. they stumble on roll call, almost asking where the formerly bright student would be, then they catch themselves. they do a double take when observing the class, wondering why they would be in the room.

omg wait i got so sidetracked. jkjk its 3am and im dying to write a fanfic but i know i don’t have the dedication so i guess it spilled here?

anyways it’s very likely that students would change to fit a different house over time. still, not as many would become the best version of themself if they weren’t confined to their house.

u know that one line in zootopia? ‘if the world is only going to see a fox as shifty and untrustworthy, there’s no point in being anything else.’ it was something along those lines.

the students would probably subconsciously try to fit in with the stereotypes for their house, therefore developing a personality that vaguely fits with what they’re ‘supposed to be like’.

sorting just stunts the students’ growth as people. it is unnecessary. they should be like middle schools where they give a house but it’s just a colour and they aren’t actually seperated like that unless it’s sports events. even so, nobody really cares about that.

dictating how people are going to live their entire lives by a few minutes wearing a hat is literally the worst way to have a future.

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sorting bnha characters into hogwarts houses!

slytherin.

aizawa shouta | eraserhead.

takami keigo | hawks.

dabi | todoroki touya.

midoriya izuku.

all for one.

toga himiko.

atsuhiro sako | mr. compress.

tokoyami fumikage.

monoma neito.

togata mirio.

shinsou hitoshi.

shigaraki tomura | shimura tenko.

asui tsuyu.

ravenclaw.

kayama nemuri | midnight.

sasaki mirai | sir nighteye.

david shield.

aoyama yuuga.

yaoyorozu momo.

todoroki fuyumi.

amajiki tamaki.

sousaki shino | mandalay.

kendou itsuka.

shouji mezou.

melissa shield.

hakamada tsunagu | best jeanist.

jirou kyouka.

hatsume mei.

gryffindor.

yagi toshinori | all might.

bakugou katsuki.

uraraka ochako.

fukukado emi | ms joke.

kirishima eijirou.

usagiyama rumi | miruko.

tsuchikawa ryuuko | pixie-bob.

chatora yawara | tiger.

shirakumo oboro | loud cloud.

todoroki enji | endeavor.

tetsutetsu tetsutetsu.

eri.

sero hanta.

kamiji moe | burnin.

satou rikidou.

izumi kouta.

tsunotori pony.

hufflepuff.

yamada hizashi | present mic.

todoroki shouto.

kaminari denki.

iida tenya.

bubaigawara jin | twice.

kouda kouji.

rody soul.

hadou nejire.

ashido mina.

shiretoko tomoko | ragdoll.

todoroki natsuo.

thank you for reading!! ( also enji is in gryffindor because while he is really ambitious ( like scarily ambitious ), i like to think that he started out somewhat tame. )

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!! Sorting the 7 in Hogwarts Houses (Vibes vs. Traits) !!

1. Annabeth Chase

Vibes: Slytherin Even though Annabeth is obviously a Ravenclaw, the way she’s described remind me of a Slytherin

Traits: Ravenclaw Obviously

2. Piper McLean

Vibes: Gryffindor Piper is strong and brave + she seems to value bravery

Traits: Housestall between Gryffindor and Hufflepuff She’s a Gryffindor for reasons above but Piper is loving, patient and loyal

3. Frank Zhang

Vibes: Hufflepuff He’s such a cinnamon roll <3

Traits: Housestall between Slytherin and Hufflepuff He is a great leader (like a Slytherin) and wanted to prove himself to Mars. Frank also matched basically all of Hufflepuff’s traits.

4. Percy Jackson

Vibes: Housestall between Slytherin and Gryffindor He was always daring to the gods and reminds me of Harry Potter so...

Traits: Housestall between Gryffindor and Ravenclaw I’ve said before that Percy is really creative with his plans (eg. throwing space food into the Nemean Lion’s mouth) and actually pretty smart. He’s curious and witty. He’s also super brave.

5. Hazel Levesque

Vibes: Housestall between Gryffindor and Hufflepuff Seemed super headstrong and daring as well but loving, patient, and loyal like a Hufflepuff.

Traits: Hufflepuff Said above, was caring and would be great as a leader in that sweet way.

6. Leo Valdez

Vibes: Gryffindor He was always daring

Traits: Gryffindor but maybe a little Ravenclaw Matched Gryffindor traits, also very creative and witty

7. Jason Grace

Vibes: Housestall between Hufflepuff and Slytherin Cared so much for the minor gods that it’s impossible not to consider Hufflepuff. He’s hardworking and loyal. Jason always seemed ambitious in my eyes

Traits: Housestall between Slytherin and Gryffindor A great leader, determined (to build shrines for minor gods), but also brave, chivalrous, and willing to die for better cause.

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My personal little marauders headcannon surrounding Sirius’s sorting ( I accept no criticism and canon is irrelevant)

Sirius Black had never planned what house he would end up in, for he already knew. He instead thought of the pranks he could play on his cousins, the friends he hoped to make, which bed he wanted to claim. Yet he never considered his house, his sorting. The future had always been seen through a silver and green haze.

As he sat there under that hat as all his ancestors before him had done, he didn’t think. The one constant of Sirius Black, is that he was stubborn, so what he believed to be true, simply must be the truth. So as he sat there under that hat he already knew, he didn’t need to wonder. Almost ignoring the musings of the hat above his head he turned his gaze towards the slytherin table, noting the empty space Narcissa had saved for him. Sirius mentally nodded, he knew his place now.

The hat murmured into his mind “perhaps not . . .” Before Sirius has time to think the hat opens it mouth wide.

“Better be . . . GRYFFINDOR!”

Time seemed to stop, and silence now reigned his world. It was as it was siphoned out alongside Sirius’s soul. He sat there frozen - what just happened - what had he done - what would he do - It can’t possibly be right - his life, his life, his life, his life it’s -

The panicked thoughts are interrupted when applause breaks through. Someone had started to clap. SIrius looked up, It was the messy haired boy - James - who he had met on the train. He hadn’t even been sorted yet, why would he…?

Slowly the hall began to applaud, and Sirius felt a hand rest lightly upon his shoulder and looked up into the face of Minerva McGonagall.

(When others complained of her, called her uncaring and cruel, Sirius thinks of this moment. When he had looked at her his first thought had been his mother, her porcelain skin, dark eyes. So different from the women in front of him. He looked, took in every wrinkle, every line. The glint in her eye as she had looked down at him. I’m her face Sirius found something so utterly human, so utter real in that moment of insanity, and for that he knows that Minerva McGonagall is anything but cruel. She was kind.)

Her warm hand gently pushes Sirius off the stool and towards a future unknown. The applause dies as he walks over to the world of red and gold, where he sits alone. He stays like this, frozen, the other sortings flying by.

Sirius tries not to think of his mother, the disappointment, the anger she’ll feel, and can’t help but be grateful that he’s at this table and not at home.

The others sorting pass, and Sirius remains there, alone, cold - until. Someone sits in front of him. Sirius raises his gaze to meet messy hair and chunky glasses. A pudgy boy whose name sirius could remembers comes and sits besides Sirius. They don’t say anything, and slowly, slowly, Sirius is surrounded. The pudgy boy on his left, a curly haired girl to his right, and in front of him, so bright, and so warm, Is James.

James who had clapped for him, filled the silence, brought the warmth back. Looking there at James, Sirius could mistake him for the sun. He thinks I’m that moment that perhaps Gryffindor isn’t the worst place in the world to be. Sirius makes a life altering choice then, and opens his mouth.

In that moment, where the divide between and green and red announced itself, Sirius does as the stars do, and gravitates towards the sun.