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Vil: We aren’t friends, Neige, get over it

Neige:

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MC: Apples can taste bad or good. If you eat half of it and leave the rest for later, it won’t taste good anymore it but do you know what tastes good all the time?

Vil: What is it?

MC: Doritos! It tastes good consistently and you can leave half of the package to eat later, it will taste the same!

Vil:

Vil: Clearly you haven’t learned my lessons, potato. We are going jogging at 5 am sharp tomorrow.

MC: Scheiße!

Vil: We will work on your language too

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I don’t think Mc would kill the yandere character. But I do think they’d give them a front row seat to all there chaos.

AND IMAGINE IF MC WAS SOMEHOW STRONGER THEN THE YANDERE CHARACTER.

(Like body strength wise, or even intelligence wise)

Like the Joker had done to Batman, Mc would kidnap the yandere character and make them watch as they destroy there life, like they did to Mc

Continuation of this

MC shows how much they care about the yandere character by giving him a front seat! Aren’t they just the best?!

They take his magic pen away, restraining them fully and making their muscles go all gooy if it’s a non human since beastfolk and merfolk are strong and the faefolk are way stronger than humans

MC just wants to prove a point

Everything burns

Even the things the yandere character hold so dear. People are flammable after all

If the yandere character is Malleus then, they will come up with a fun way to deal with the granny. Maleficent would be a real challenge for that, guess MC will use iron instead of fire

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I wasn't sure if this counts, but I saw the Joker!Mc, and couldn't resist. Imagine yandere platonic Harley Quinn!Yuuken who also snapped because of MC's disappearances (one caused by the yanderes and the other one caused by MC getting captured and placed in asylum which he thinks that's where the yanderes belonged instead), Grimm's death and maybe an alchemy incident caused by the yanderes to put him in comatose state which he wakes up from and decided to join MC on jokes.

"A kendo stick is just a bat by another name" Joker!MC joked with a wide grin and shrug as Yuuken wails on one of the yanderes with the kendo stick over and over again with unrestrained anger and mix of cackling from both of them, but he stops to keep the never ending fun going for them.

It's a slow realization for the yanderes that they single handedly destory the people that had helped them and the worst part is they can't get them back to how they were.

Previously

Oh oh ohhhhh

I haven’t thought of Yuubarbie at all! Fellas we now have ourselves a mad love. Though I hope MC won’t abuse Yuuken like how J does to HQ

Will they find themselves Ace chemicals too?

It’s fun to wreck havoc with Yuuken Quinn!

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Idea! What if the yandere characters new obsession was another person transported to TW like MC and was someone Mc knew and was very close with, like a sibling? The yandere does their damnest to ensure they never find out about Mc. It also shows the yandere can never truly let go of Mc and instead latches onto someone that similar to their former self. Whether that be appearance, personality or down right blood-relation.

Previously on Joker!MC

This isn’t fun…

Did he think he could get away from MC? HA HA NOPE!

They will teach him a lesson. The relation of the new person to MC is no longer matter as the old MC is dead and gone

The new person will be either a part of MC’s goons or will be a part of MC’s joke

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Another thing for my Natasha R. MC & 1 or more yandere characters. I did mention how I love putting my favs in universes that I love

The name magic of fae wouldn’t work because she has many aliases and none of them are real. In mcu & comics, her real name would be given as infant and the names she had later on would be given by Red Room. She can feign the control unless the fae gang can feel a connection when using the name magic. The latter seems more likely. Lilia, Dire and Malleus are ancient af. Not understanding the name magic not working would be rookie mistake

Since the behaviours of the yandere character is toxic and abusive, she wouldn’t be forgiving nor dismissing. I made a list of my fav moments from comics which shows what I mean here and her movie also showed that. So it’d end with her either physically beating the yandere character or straight up killing him or them

The stalking type ones and the ones that steal her stuff such as Rook, Idia etc would be known by her and easily dealt with. Idia has access to Styx bots and possibly more. Fighting robots would be just another Thorsday for her. And the archer who sees well from distance is very familiar to her

However the challenge would be the magic. The first years are noobs now so it’d not be a problem. The second years doesn’t seem a challenge either. However the third years and the staff are very capable of their magic. Her solution would be separating the person from their pen. The problem would be the fae because of their physical advantage of being very fast and strong. Yet The solution would be iron

She can wear iron suit and make sure she steals the pens and breaks them including the gems. The only question left would be if the fae magic works against iron such as making it disappear

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General Lilia, teaching his son Silver his ways #1

Silver, nodding in agreement: Honestly, who reads the Geneva Convention?

Lilia: We do. It’s our to do list, son

Silver: 👌🏼

Yandere Lilia teaching Silver the ways of love #2

Lilia: tell me what you learnt

Silver: If my love doesn’t love me back, it’s okay to kidnap and prove them my love

Lilia: Good boy. Don’t forget to invoke eternal marriage when marrying so they won’t be get away with it

Hades teaching his son incel yandere Idia how to show love #1

Hades: No means yes. Get lost means take me I’m yours

Idia: I know. She’s only trying hard to get. Thanks dad 👍🏼

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Yandere Silver when something inconvenient happens regarding to his confession to MC:

Lilia to MC, after hearing what Silver said:

MC, who has no idea what’s going on:

Lilia, getting serious:

Lilia: Here is a life lesson for you, don’t upset my son. Now go and return his feelings

MC, after hearing Lilia:

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Ready for some fucked up hc With malleus and female mc or reader whatever?

I got this idea after reading the latest chapters of Lady Devil. Of course it’s not 100% same. That manhwa is 1000 times more fucked up than this and I love it

The context

Malleus fell in love with MC back in Valley of Thorns. He couldn’t confess his feelings and he was always the good boy when it came to her. He thought it wasn’t the right time and it’d only scare her besides they both were too young. However he felt as if he had to own her.

He also got proper education regarding his desires by the palace so he knew that the moment they both are old enough, he will marry MC. Yet, he still doesn’t tell her about his desires. She just sees him as a sibling or best friend, nothing more - Someone that she can tell anything.

Being the medieval society, her mother forces her to wear chastity belt at one point and locked her up in the highest tower of their castle so no men will touch or see her. She vents out her anger to Malleus who seemed like he’s on her side. He’s comforting her like the usual.

Little does she know that it was him, the crown prince of Briar Rose Valley who ordered her mother to make her wear the chastity belt and lock her up so no one but him will see MC ever again until their marriage when he fully owns her.

Malleus gets off from having the control over MC; power of controlling MC and her asking his permission when she has a need is just the best thing he ever had. He tries to hide his glee near MC, acting like a supportive friend. He will gaslight her into thinking that she can gain freedom if she chooses him, giving her an illusion of choice. (Edited)

Edit: Since Lady Devil added this part, I’m adding too

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Yandere Malleus would have (a) wet dream(s) about MC and he would think it’s a vision of their future together

Malleus: I had a vision of us, MC, we were doing what married couples do

MC: Banter?

Malleus: Quit pretending to not know the answer, love

MC: I’m sure it’s just wet dream. It do-

Malleus: You shall have a separate quarters at Valley of Thorns. Do not worry yourself, royal planner will prepare our wedding

This would just seal their fate :(

Good luck to MC for trying to explain that what he dreamt doesn’t have a meaning and it’s just hormones.

Lilia would just support Malleus’ idea

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NRC Students’ reaction to WAP

Riddle didn’t know what WAP was. After learning the meaning, he refuses to listen

Jamil is going to get grey hair every time he tries to stop Kalim from dancing to and singing that song

Epel might start singing the song to stick it to Vil after he learns Vil refuses to listen it

Idia blocked Ortho’s access to that song since he is too precious and young

Sebek thinks he is singing alone but whole Diasomnia hears him because of his booming voice

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This idea is inspired by @zozobegone ‘s this post 

Setting: Grim goes platonic yandere mode when he realizes MC is going to go back to their world

It is written from Grimm’s perspective

Italics indicate thoughts

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The Great Grimm

Warning: Unhealthy dependency and friendship

“Henchperson, give me those candies!” Grimm ordered (Y/N) after trying so many times to reach the top shelf.

“Aw, you couldn’t reach yourself?” (Y/N) had seen Grimm jumping and trying to climb to take the candies. They didn’t do anything but watch him fail for the last 10 minutes, they couldn’t help themselves as he was being so cute. “What’s the magic word?”

After grumbling a little, Grimm spoke coercively, “Please…”

“That’s a good boy!” They patted him on the head before grabbing the candies and giving them to him. 

He started devouring them the moment he got his hand on the candies. He thanked them quickly before focusing entirely on his food. They were just so delicious, he couldn’t resist it!

“Honestly Grimm, what will you do once I’m gone?” They sighed as they took a seat in the kitchen.

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My OC uses “cursed with knowledge” when she learns something she wishes to erase from her mind.

Natalie after learning how ghosts procreate

Nat: I’m cursed with knowledge!

Malleus: You can’t be cursed with knowledge, child of human..

Nat: Oh hi Malleus, it’s an ex-

Malleus: Unless you read the Book of the Damned…

Malleus asks calmly

This type of expression can be literal in Twisted Wonderland and especially for Malleus 😂

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Is anyone still interested in twst discord server?

Dm if interested

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I, as a fantasy nerd, said fantasy club and things escalated from there. Here are some crack headcanons and incorrect quotes about the fantasy club. 

MC is a fantasy nerd and is devastated when they learn there is no fantasy club in the NRC so they found one themselves.

What are the interests of the fantasy club?

Game of Thrones/A Song Of Ice And Fire, Lord of the Rings/Hobbit, Narnia, Harry Potter, Dungeons and Dragons, medieval stuff

What they do in the club?

Talk about the fantasy world of the books/games, discuss lore and do RP

Here is what happens in the club:

MC introduces Harry Potter to NRC

MC: There are 4 dorms, each have their own colours and their own traits. They get sorted via Sorting Hat. The witches and wizards have wands but they can do wandless magic if they are strong enough. Each magic has distinct wand movement and phrase. There is also

Entire NRC: HAHA Wands?? They are ancient history

MC: Shut up, you Harry Potter knockoffs!

MC: You don’t even have a patronus!

NRC: No one cares

MC: Avada kedavra!

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MC when the fantasy is brought up:

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In the fantasy club, they do live action role playing, the clothes, the set and the ambiance are all medieval. Malleus sees this

Malleus @ fantasy club: Why do you act like you’re in Valley of Thorns?

MC: No mate, this is medieval RP

Malleus: That did not answer my question

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MC and the gang recites Monty Python’s Black Knight

Malleus thinks it’s real and MC is really hurt so he meddles with the RP

MC: Will you shut up about it if we invite you to the club?

Malleus, internally: Oh no they used the ultimate move

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MC: 70s called, they want their mullet back

Malleus: Years can’t make calls, Child of Man

Malleus, trying understand what MC is trying to say:

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I admire Ruggie’s positivity. This boy deserves a hug- no, hugs! 🫂

He reminded me of Luis’ positivity