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Marvel Quotes as things my friends have said

Peter: who says a centaur doesn’t have an exoskeleton

Harley: me bitch

Peter: I don’t care asshole

Tony: /buy children

Peter: ok Harley, me and you had sex, we need the story to be realistic if we are going to prank Tony

Harley: poggies uwu

Peter:

Peter: does anyone else want to fake having sex with me so we can prank tony?

Peter: uwu

Tony: don’t you uwu me

Harley: my future husband would need to know that ima hook up with other people

Peter: what’s the point of being married if you are just gonna get with everyone?

Harley: communism

Tony: Harley

Harley: Tony

Tony: Harley

Harley: Tony

Peter: ... Peter :)

Tony: How did you say that out loud?

Tony, running on -5 hours of sleep: dorgon ramsay can suck my dick

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Villain: How did you find us spiderman?

Peter: I have no clue I thought this was the kitchen

Villain: you accidentally stumbled into our hideout looking for the kitchen

Peter: look man i'm really tired... is it cool if i take a nap here

Villain: what?

Peter: ok cool *passes out on the ceiling*

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Spider-Man: well well well, we yeet again my dude

Villain of the week: please just arrest me

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Peter: I think I have a crush on Harley...

Tony: congratulations! You’re officially the last person to know

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Tony, holding a bowl of cereal in one hand, and a coffee pot in the other: What if instead of milk in my cereal, I put coffee

Steve, walking past him and taking the coffee pot away: What if you didn’t

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Peter: would you rather stab Flash or-

Harley: Flash.

Peter: I didn’t even say the other option

Harley: I didn’t need to hear it

Flash:

Flash: I’m feeling a little unsafe

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Bucky and Sam: Time is an illusion

Bucky: That is just the kind of laugh I need on a Monday.

Sam: It’s Tuesday, Bucky.

Sarah, sighing: Boys, it’s Thursday.

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Harley: -you can't seriously think Rapunzel would win, Elsa can literally shoot ice!

Peter : Rapunzel has magic hair that glows!

Harley: Oh yeah, because glowing hair is gonna be so useful in a fight-

Peter : It doesn't just glow-and have you seen her with a frying pan? I hardly think ice can win against freaking metal-

Harley: We saw what happened to Anna, all it takes is for that ice to hit the heart-

Peter: Anna was weak-

Harley: Rapunzel is no stronger-

Tony : *timidly raising his hand* Uh, I heard they're apparently sisters, so I don't know why they'd be fighting in the first place-

Peter and Harley: TONY SHUT UP!!

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Peter: I am the kind of person that likes to think things through.

Harley: since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire

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Harley, walking up to the counter at a coffee shop: I want the hottest thing you have

MJ: give me a second

MJ, coming back out with Peter: here you go

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Thor: you put your right leg in, you put your right leg out, you put your right leg in and you shake it all about

Bruce: You do the hokey pokey and you-

Loki: stab Thanos to death

Everyone:

Valkyrie: THAT’S WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT!

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Peter: man you need a boyfriend

Harley: yeah there’s this one guy I like, he’s cute but very dumb

Peter: oh really what’s his name

Harley: Peter

Peter: oh he has the same name as me

Harley:

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Tony: Peter, we need to talk

Peter: no...

Steve: just listen to us, please

Peter, backing away: no.. go away...

Harley: dude, really we need to discuss this

Peter: I’m warning you... stay back

Tony: you can’t keep putting ice cubes in your apple juice

Harley: its so weird

Peter, climbing up the wall: don’t come any closer

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Tony: *sighs*

Peter: Close your eyes, please.

Harley *scoffing but closing his eyes anyways*: what, you're gonna kiss me?

Peter *who was about to kiss him and confess his feelings*: ..... you always have to ruin everything, huh? *walk away, pouting*

Harley *who has been pining for months*: Wot?

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Peter: I’m a circle

Tony: explain

Peter: pointless

Tony: n o

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Tony: it’s 3am can you be any louder?

Peter: *shrieks*

Tony: *shrieks louder to establish dominance*

Steve: guys please

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