#harley x peter

[ikarakie]

tony’s been dreaming of the day peter and harley meet, because he just knows they’ll get on like a house on fire.

he, however, certainly doesn’t expect their first meeting to be them getting kidnapped together, over 900 miles apart. he also doesn’t expect the frantic phone call he gets two sleepless days later, from their kidnapper, begging him to please come get the kids because they’re so fucking irritating.

[dragonstar2568]

(At counseling)

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Counselor: ok let’s start with tony and Steve, what are you two feeling?

Steve: I feel like tony doesn’t appreciate me.

Tony: I FEEL like you don’t care about my creations.

Counselor:.. ok, now let’s go to Peter and Harley. What are you two feeling?

Peter:(crosses arms pouting) I feel like my cervix hurts.

Harley:(smirking) I feel pride.

[headcanonthings]

Peter: *flirting with Harley* Tony: *suddenly appears* Peter: Hello, Mr. Stark, Sir! This is your adopted son and I do not know him! Tony:... Tony, turning to Harley: When did I adopt you?

[emmedoesntdomath]

warning: she’s back on her parkner bullshit

here’s the thing-

most americans will tell you they don’t have an accent. they’ll insist on it, in fact. but- realistically- even if someone doesn’t have an “accent”, they’ll have specific regional dialect traits and tendencies that they do that basically equate to having an accent. drawing out certain vowels, dropping your ‘r’, over-enunciating the ‘r’, using words that are straight up not used anywhere else in the country. etc etc.

so let’s make something clear here.

when I say that harley keener has a country accent, I don’t mean the overplayed accent that exists in hollywood (which, to their credit, DOES exist in the south, just not normally the part of tennessee that we typically shove rose hill in).

i mean that harley keener sounds like every boring american accent you see in modern television, EXCEPT for when he’s tired and his ‘t’s turn into ‘aht’ like he’s yawning mid-word. I mean that he sprinkles in a ‘darlin’ and ‘honey’ here and there, but ONLY when he feels like being a little shit or he’s too sleep deprived to have a filter. I mean that he moved to new york, noticed the way his vowels and ‘g’s seemed to slip and slide off of his tongue different from everyone else and decided that he was tired of being too much rose hill and too little harley and forced his mouth to sound like the streets around him.

and peter? peter will swear up and down he has no accent, and even if he did, it’s the right one, so shut up about it. it’s a mix of queens and jersey and the little bit of italian may imprinted on him, and it’s loud in the way that only big city accents are. you wouldn’t notice it in normal conversation, but then peter throws out a quip mid-fight, and yeah, there it is. him snapping at harley in the mornings with something that sounds like it came out of good will hunting, and going to class with a inflection like he’s from so-cal.

and they’ll both shove the accents down, on purpose and without knowing, like it’s a secret where their childhood is and how it isn’t home now. harley’s all country when he’s blaring george strait, but crisp and practiced when in a board meeting. peter’s loud and loving when he goes home to may, but quiet and slower when talking to the kid he finds lost on the street. it’s a practice, and a routine, and it’s both complimentary and grating on their ears.

just a thought.

[flowgeeksout]

*Harley flirts with Peter in every way he can*

Peter Who Is Oblivous: You are such a good friend : )

Harley Dying A Little Bit Inside: Thanks

[forgetful-nerd]

Peter: I just listened to this guy recite pi to 50 digits to some women on the bus except I also have pi memorized to 50 digits and he fucking got all of them wrong.

Harley: it is funny bro but you just admitted to being a nerd.

Ned: are you new here?

[petersoftparker]

I love the fics where its like Harley walks into a room seeing Peter for the first time and is immediately like “wow you’re my future husband hello” while Peter is running on 48 hours of no sleep, looking like a mad scientist in the lab being like “what?”

[rightsforharleykeener]

i have a whole parkner universe in my google docs. a whole seven fic long universe. i just need to finish the fic i'm currently writing and then i can unleash this universe that has been developing for over a year and i have been adding to and editing and writing nearly everyday.

genuinely though, this is so exciting to me because i have roughly about 3 chapters left of my current fic, one continuous fic that i need to pre-write a few chapters for, and then i can release my actual baby. the work i'm most proud of. the stuff that i've put all my effort into.

however, if the people on ao3 don't appreciate it i'm going to curl up in a ball and cry and then probably delete it because that's HOURS of work and i promise you i've put my EVERYTHING into it. anyway that's how excited i am to finally give this universe to the world when i'm done with everything else

[babyloveparkner]

her weird, wonderful brother

a sequel to a primer for the small weird loves. part 2 in the limericks and love songs and letters series.

5 times that Emma Keener learns something new about her brother plus 1 time she realizes that he’s still the same Harley that she grew up knowing and loving.

he’s gay

he goes to college in new york

he has a boyfriend named peter

he reads and writes poetry

he worries a lot

and, of course:

when he loves, it’s with everything he has

ft. harley’s sister growing up and realizing that maybe him suddenly moving to a different part of the country despite only being fifteen probably matters more than their mom originally let on, an outside perspective of the growth harley has gone through via his time in new york and the love of his support system, and a peek into the future—including some moments from harley and peter’s wedding.

first chapter (which is what the moodboard is for) is now being written. i am currently planning to have it posted by the end of october.

[bimafe]

peter kept biting his lips.

harley had long ago weaned himself from this habit, after all, why bite his own lips when there were his boyfriend's beautiful lips nearby to bite while kissing?

[thumb-taks]

low effort doodle of my boy

practicing w/ blood

[ikarakie]

tough question

tony asks if harley is dating his intern. harley says he doesn't know, because tony forgot to introduce them to each other. small misunderstandings ensue. (spoiler: he is, in fact, dating tony's intern.)

[rrcenic]

back into my parkner era,,,,

anyone have any fic recs?? preferably trans ftm peter as well <33

[webbingpotatoes]

Brain be like: what if Peter/Harley/Harry?

And suddenly I've got to completely rewrite my plot, and grumble noisily about how it might be better this way.

[incorrectweb]

*getting cornered by enemies*

peter: please don’t do anything stupid that’s going to piss them off

harley: you could sooner divert a river from its course than deny me my nature

[flowgeeksout]

Peter: He is just flirty like that!

MJ: uhuh

Peter: Come on, Ned you know it right?

Ned: Bro, he flirts with you in a real way

Peter: Ugh he would flirt with a door! It is no different than anyone else.

MJ and Ned know damn well that he tries to get Peter's attention in any way he can: Sure