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everyone in the tower needs at least 30 minutes with Peter a week or else they all start fighting over the most stupid things

Natacha starts complaining about the cold coffee

Bucky breaks things without realizing it with his metal arm

Steve starts to get irritated by every little sound Tony makes in the lab

etc etc etc...

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what if on april fools, peter has planned an elaborate prank on tony and has gotten all the other avengers involved??

he made Tony think he was going crazy, and made everyone agree not to say anything about it, pulled a series of pranks like hiding all his suits, supergluing his tools to random places, and stealing his suit to play some song he hates during all day

By the end of the day Tony was already thinking of ways to kill a high-tech suit

(I'm not good at group pranks-)

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Please make me questions or fanfic requests, my creativity is dead, if it continues like this this blog will be inactive in 3 months-

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It would be so funny if the way everyone except Peter's classmates and the Avengers see Peter were completely distorted

Like, everyone who lives with him knows that he is a lovable and lively genius, a little clumsy but very kind and shy

But everyone who sees him outside thinks he is a scary person who will destroy them if they irritate him a to much

Like, when he was in 1st grade, the 3rd graders were scared of him because he was the best in the school and he looked at them in a weird way, they thought he knew he was smarter than them and was judging him, in reality he was just trying to think of how to talk to them, because he didn't know how to start a conversation 😭

It's so funny in my head I don't know-

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yes yes I understood that, but I really don't know how to be specific about accent, do what your heart tells you haha (I don't speak english so it's hard to understand the difference in accent for me)

I have a huge HC that Peter has a British accent I don't care if he lives in New York, he HAS a British accent and everyone makes fun of him when he lets it slip sometimes

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British have flavors?-

I have a huge HC that Peter has a British accent I don't care if he lives in New York, he HAS a British accent and everyone makes fun of him when he lets it slip sometimes

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For me Peter has a ballerina's feet, You know how ballerinas' feet are always hurt and sore because of ballet? so, Peter has that same problem but because of the fights

I already said that I have HC of him fighting as if he were dancing ballet in this post, so it's only fair to say the consequences of that too, right?

I imagine one day Peter takes off his sneakers when he's in the tower with the Avengers for some reason and someone looks at him worried because "YOUR FEET ARE BROKEN!? WHY ARE YOU WALKING?????" and then chaos ensues

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I have a huge HC that Peter has a British accent I don't care if he lives in New York, he HAS a British accent and everyone makes fun of him when he lets it slip sometimes

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Someone please make an AU where Peter is popular and Flash is the excluded nerd? ok, i know this sounds horrible but please-

Bully!Peter is it a horrible trope? yes, but i think it's so amazing, like, Peter just the idea of an AU where Flash and Peter switch places is enough to make me happy

Ned and MJ are on his side, but Flash? hahaha NO.

And Brad would be on his side? maybe, he would be popular and still be Spider-Man because, well, he is everything he wants to be, isn't he?

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Harley calls Tony "Old Man" and "Dad"

Morgan calls Tony "Papa" and "Daddy"

Peter calls Tony "Mr. Stark" and "Tony"

Tony, Morgan and Harley are not happy about this

I imagine Peter calling Tony "Mr. Strak" by accident even after being officially adopted and and Morgan and Harley are like "You've got to be KIDDING me!?" and they look at Tony who's about to cry and are like "He's never going to get over this..."

A while later Harley Morgan and Pepper are comforting Tony saying that Peter still sees him as a father but Tony is still depressed

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Tony: If someone ever told me that I would be on a Wednesday night with a wife and 3 kids watching a Disney movie marathon having the time of my life I would tell them to fuck off and get the hell away from me

*Peter, Harley and Morgan discussing whether the next movie will be Ariel or Frozen and Pepper laughing in the background making hot chocolate*

Tony: But here I am, right?

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relative to my post about Hulk and Peter

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You guys don't know how long I waited to make Peter say thats to Flash

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I found a cool app

(don't you dare comment on the numbers, I didn't count them properly)

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Tony: Why are they acting like this?

Peter: IDK? maybe they're just sad and angry

Tony: Nah, they're too smart to feel that way

Peter: Feelings are not about intelligence Mr. Strak, You know that, don't you?...

Tony: ... Ohhhhhh, shi-

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I've posted about this before but I'd like to say again how cool Heathers x MCU Spider-Man is

I decide that JD would be both MJ and Harry Osborn, Harry in the songs about killing and destroying and MJ in the early songs about love

We don't have a Harry in the MCU but for me he would be a red-haired guy with freckles... because I want

It would be a well-adapted story, not entirely Heathers with Spider-Man characters but also not just Spider-Man characters in Heathers clothes

In short, a story with twists and turns, pain and death, the best of cinema

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I know we all love Loki and Peter being friends idea, but what about Peter HATING Loki and Loki being completely devastated by it?

Peter is just mad because Loki is a liar, and he HATES LIARS

Are you telling him that this guy threw Tony out of his own tower window and betrayed his brother multiple times? nah ah, nop, huhhuh, I don't like this guy!

Loki is already depressed because, this child is kind and friendly to everyone, WHY CAN'T HE BE LIKE THIS TO HIM!?

Seriously everyone loves this kid because he's adorable and kind, Loki is feeling so left out that Thor once found him in a dark corner sitting in the fetal position crying

Tony has never been so happy, Thor has never been so worried and shocked for his own brother

And it's not the kind of hate where you call people names and are rude, nohohohohoho, that Loki would accept

It's the kind of hate where the person acts normal but looks at you with disgust, disagrees with you almost always and silently judges you for EVERYTHING, it's suffocating

Loki: STOP IT YOU'RE KILLING ME!

Peter: I'm not doing anything

Loki: EXACTLY! 😭😭😭