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Suddenly realized that this bit from the Snapcube sonic riders real-time fandub works really well for the most recent bsd chapter
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Ranpo: [trying to teach Dazai how to flirt with Chuuya] Ok, let's start out by calling him by his actual name.
Dazai: Slug.
Ranpo: [sighs] Repeat after me, Dazai.
Ranpo: [enunciating] C. H. U. U. Y. A. Chuuya.
Dazai: C. H. ...
Ranpo: Yes, carry on--
Dazai: I. B. I. Chibi!
Ranpo: NO? DAZAI--
#bungou stray dogs#bsd dazai#bsd ranpo#bsd chuuya#dazai is trying#bsd incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes
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Chuuya: I have no friends.
Dazai: Then what am I to you?
Chuuya: A headache.
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What if that whole dungeon scene was reversed? And Chuuya the one chained up and Dazai harassing him? Well, maybe it would go something like this.
TW: Dazai-typical unaliving mentions
(Also sorry I’ve been gone for so long! Work and conventions have been a lot... so take this! As well as some incorrect quotes soon)
The chained bindings were cold on his skin. He was starting to lose track of how much time had passed since he had been captured. He had been beaten to a pulp already and had electro shocks pumped through his body in order to restrain his ability. It was hell, but nothing he hadn’t been through before. If it was to protect a fellow employee at ADA, he would go through all of it again in a heartbeat.
“Ah, there’s the masterpiece I've waited so long to see.”
A familiar voice echoes through the dungeon.
“Don’t tell me,” He grumbles. “What the hell are you doing here?”
“I see you haven’t changed a bit,” The figure steps into the light, exposing those damned bandages. “I'd expect nothing else from someone like you, Chuuya.”
“And I see you’re still an asshole, Dazai,” Chuuya spits back.
Dazai chuckles. “Such a crude tongue. It’s like you haven’t matured in those four years. Similar height from when we were 15 too.”
“Bastard! I've grown!”
“And that feistiness, still like a wild beast..” There is a slight smirk on Dazai’s face.
“I bet you still fantasize about suicide.” Chuuya says back.
“I do.” Dazai answers, simply, as if asked what he thinks of the weather.
“Typical you, not even trying to disguise your weird as hell habits.” Chuuya couldn’t help but roll his eyes.
“You know me so well, must have been why we made such great partners back in the day, no?”
“Thank god those days are behind us.” Chuuya adds. “You were the worst partner.”
At this point, Dazai had made his way over to the redhead eyeing him up and down.
“Oh, Chibi, don’t sell our partnership so short!” Dazai pouts.
“Why are you even here, Dazai?” Arsenic lacing Chuuya’s words. “I’m in no mood for more of your stupid mind games. Got my life’s worth of being partners with you.”
Dazai lets out a small chuckle as a devilish grin snaked its way onto his face.
Chuuya continues to stare icy daggers in response.
“Quite simple, Chibbiko,” Chuuya sneers at the nickname. “I have the information you got yourself caught to get. About your little were-tiger friend.”
Chuuya glares at Dazai. Of course the mackerel would know exactly what he’s after. He is always 100 steps ahead of everyone. It's infuriating.
“Then how about we cut to the chase then?” Chuuya offers.
“Uh-uh,” Dazai tuts. “You think getting priceless information like this was going to be for free? Silly puppy,” He shakes his head mockingly like was training a dog. Then his one brown eye, the one free from the layers of bandages, darkened. “You’ve got to earn it first.”
Chuuya’s eyes narrows, a dangerous hue against that blue. “I endured that harassment from you for years...”
Dazai’s mouth curls into a cocky smirk. “And..?” he coaxes Chuuya to continue.
Then it was Chuuya’s turn to smile as he uses the small percentage of his strength he has left to forcibly rip the chains binding him from the wall. Plaster rains down on him as he then finds a second wind.
“I’m going to return that harassment to you,” Chuuya says, that dangerous aura spreading across his whole body. His eyes flash up towards Dazai.
“...Tenfold.”
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Random Music Related Headcannons for Soukoku
I've been reading I was Screaming Your Name Through the Radio by ElectricSplatter again (this is my third time lol) so I came up with some random things semi-inspired by that wonderful fanfic
No matter the universe, Dazai is mesmerized by Chuuya's singing voice
Chuuya's range in his singing voice is phenomenal
Dazai doesn't sing often, but his voice sounds really smooth and nice
Chuuya can play the piano, but he likes the electric guitar too
Dazai is a musical prodigy, he can play almost any instrument (but his favorite is the violin)
Dazai's favorite genre of music is classical while Chuuya's is rock (they will listen to the other's favorite if they are missing them)
Chuuya likes all music though (Dazai is just picky)
Dazai can play any song by ear
Chuuya can learn any instrument pretty fast, but he gets mad cuz Dazai can pick up any instrument and be able to sound like a near expert in a day
#bungou stray dogs#bsd soukoku#soukoku#soukoku headcanons#headcanon#bsd chuuya#bsd dazai#music au#music headcanons#band au
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anxious
Just a super short story. In this Chuuya just has a lot of relationship anxiety.
"Dazai?"
Dazai hummed at the sound of his name. "Yes, love?"
Chuuya looks up towards Dazai, a small smile appearing on his face as he sees those warm brown eyes. He reaches up a hand to cup Dazai's face. He's cold, but Chuuya doesn't mind.
"You'll stay?" Chuuya quietly asks, his worries getting the best of him.
Dazai smiles as he leans into Chuuya's warm touch. He knows how anxious the redhead can be, especially when it comes to things like this.
"I'll stay," He replies quietly. His hand reaches to hold Chuuya's. "Forever and always, my dear."
Chuuya's face dusts a fantastic pink as he looks at his partner. "Thanks, Dazai."
Dazai continues to look fondly at Chuuya.
"Of course, Chuuya. You could ask me a hundred times and my answer will always be the same. But I'll answer as many times as needed until you hear it."
#bungou stray dogs#soukoku#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#bsd#bsd fanfic#dazai x chuuya#bsd dazai#bsd chuuya#fanfic
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Hello and Welcome!

My name is Stitches and it is wonderful to meet you!
This is my first time really being on Tumblr, so please be patient with me! I’m excited to be sharing my writing as well as my obsessiveness with Bungou Stray Dogs. While my Ao3 will have longer stories (and better thought out) stories, here I will post my shorter and odder ones. You’ll see what I mean when I post them! I also would love to share my thoughts here on the newest manga chapters and perhaps review a light novel or two. As well as headcanons, character analyses, and every other dumb thing I can think of.
However, before we get into all the fun stuff, let’s set some rules, shall we?
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This is a place to just have fun and geek out over Bungou Stray Dogs. And really, that’s all I want it to be. So, I can’t guarantee regular posts or anything like that, but when I have something to share (and the time to) I will!
Feel free to ask whatever you’d like. Let’s talk about some Bungou Stray Dogs!
That’s everything I can think of for now. I can’t wait to see whatever this blog turns out to be and again, I ask you to be patient with me as I figure out a new platform. I hope you enjoy!
Til next time!
~Stitches
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