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EDIT: To be clear what this means is: the temperature gets raised by 1°C for every vote to raise it and lowered by 1°C for every vote to lower it

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Found you

fun fact: 0 people will see this post as I am not tagging it

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I manifested that shit so fast

SECRET OF THE MIMIC IN TWO FUCKING NANOSECONDS!!!!!!!

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hey random ass post but in the tags can you tell me what’s your number one safe food. like not necessarily your favorite food, but just thee most quintessential “ol’ reliable” that you can always manage to eat no matter how bad your sensory issues or mental illness is acting up.

mine is microwave popcorn (and bonus points for a chocolate milk to go with it)

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If one of the YouTubers I follow doesn’t post a playthrough by the end of today I’m gonna bite the bullet and watch Dawko’s playthrough.

SECRET OF THE MIMIC IN TWO FUCKING NANOSECONDS!!!!!!!

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SECRET OF THE MIMIC IN TWO FUCKING NANOSECONDS!!!!!!!

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Seeing ‘normal people shit’ trend on tumblr is always so funny to me. What do you mean Sabrina Carpenter is currently trending at #1 on the Spiders Georg website?! We made a cake that was 40% vanilla extract by volume! Wild shit.

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I’m breaking my fucking silence

I’m tired of seeing people criticizing and mocking Gal Gadot for the way she says her lines.

SHE HAS A FUCKING ISRAELI ACCENT, OF COURSE SHE SAYS THINGS DIFFERENTLY!!!!!

For fucks sake, you wouldn’t pull this shit with ANY other race, but because she’s Israeli she doesn’t deserve basic fucking decency.

You can criticize Gal Gadot for her politics and opinions all you want, but mocking her accent is racist and dumb.

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This is about Enby people to me.

editorial cartoon, now with 100% less faces

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I want to prank my friend and I need all of you to help me.

My friend Ryuk from fencing practice is a sweet, kind-hearted, socially awkward demon from hell who plays drums in a local metal band NOMOREMORSE. Ryuk is shy, quiet, and socially awkward, but his eyes light up and the crease of his perpetually worried frown disappears when he gets to talk about his music. Unfortunately, NOMOREMORSE has only 235 subscribers on youtube, which is a travesty because their shit goes hard as fuck.

Here's a link to my favorite song from them. I ask you - nay, I implore you - to go give it a listen. If you like it, take these steps to contribute to my epic and frankly hilarious prank:

Give it a like

Subscribe to hear more shit like this

Most importantly: WRITE SOMETHING NICE IN THE COMMENTS

You are NOT allowed to tell who recommended this music to you. You can NOT ever mention me or tumblr. You can say a friend recommended it but no more than that!

Reblog this post.

Seriously, I don't have that many followers but I believe in us. Tumblr can easily get a post to 10k if it wants to. It'd be so fucking funny if my pal's band just suddenly awoke to international semi-popularity and he had no clue why. Please.

I don't know what to put here to make this more rebloggable. Penis. 9/11. If this breaks 10k I will run a marathon. Alright thank you so much cheers

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SCROLL BACK UP IT’S A CROSS STITCH!!!!!!

was that the bite of ‘87???

cross stitch of markiplier and fnaf by me!!

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My favorite post to this day

its really cool that we discovered glass which is the material that doesnt have any chemical reactions with anything in the universe very useful for doing chemistry due to being able to put things in it to contain chemical reactions and never having it react with the things that are in it due to it being completely and entirely unreactive to every chemical

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I’m so used to being queerbaited with the media I consume that I keep getting jumpscared by how gay every podcast is.

Like what do you mean the spy comedy podcast has a majority queer cast? Athena O’Brian should have said all the shit she said during the Prom episode and then hugged Mackenzie McGrath and said they were best friends. What do you mean they probably hooked up in the locker room?!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BOWDEN IS CANONICALLY BISEXUAL AND DOES DRAG?!

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She Lich on my Clich until I Clown

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having non toxic friends is craaazy wdym she apologized for accidentally coming off as rude and condescending. wdym she doesn’t ignore me completely. this isawrsome sauc

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Right-Wing Fundy Christians: When the Rapture comes...

Left-Wing Activist Antizionists: When the Revolution comes...

RWFC: ...the Elect from the Jews shall embrace the Gospels of Jesus Christ and be saved...

LWAA: ...the antizionist Jews will reject the Zionist settler-colonialist project...

RWFC: ...and the rest of the Jews shall be sent down to Hell forevermore...

LWAA: ...and the rest of the Zionists shall be purged by the righteous fury like ten thousand Oct 7ths...

RWFC: ...and the Elect shall ascend to Heaven to escort Jesus down for his Second Coming...

LWAA: ...and the Antizionist Jews shall live in peace in the restored lands of Palestine...

RWFC: ...and the Lord Jesus will bring about an era of peace and justice for all mankind.

LWAA: ...and Hamas will bring about an era of peace and justice for all mankind.