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how genius.com reacts when you ask it to fucking work

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Cisgender. This is your term for me. Your stereotype, your aggression When you have been called it all Fag queer whatever.

Well now i speak

I am not gay. I am not bi. I am not a man. Or unsure. I am not your words. I am not “cisgender”.

I am a woman. I love a man. But that doesnt matter. Because my name is Olivia.

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uhh... guys?

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NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

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can't consume xreader fics because the whole time i'm like ???? she would not fucking say that

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The Sound of Music (1965) dir. Robert Wise

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you know what’s crazy. you can do just about anything

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please look at this beautiful mouse

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Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Applejack/Rarity (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic), Rarity & Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Western, No Smut, sex jokes but no sex, Aged-Up Character(s), Canonical Character Death, (it's applejack's parents), Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, but - Freeform, No Angst, Flirting, Innuendo, Fluff, Alternate Universe - Police, mentioned past rarity/original male character, the setting is 1970s texas, Useless Lesbians, they're so silly and so married, Sexual Tension, First Kiss, Not Beta Read, Additional Warnings In Author's Note Summary:

Concerned brown eyes framed by pale yellow eyelashes stare down at Rarity as the woman’s lips curve in a friendly smile. Her arms stretch the sleeves of her gold uniform top under a vest that does nothing to disguise the wide shape of her shoulders and the slim waist encircled by a leather belt. One tan hand rests softly against Rarity’s car. A little less exhausted, Rarity probably wouldn’t have let her eyes roam down the woman’s body, likely looking like a damn starving wolf, until the gleam of a sheriff badge caught her eye.

“You're Sheriff Jack?” she asks incredulously.

“Uh,” says the sheriff, laughing politely. “Applejack, actually.”

Oh, thinks Rarity. And then: fuck.

 Or, Rarity is down bad for Sheriff!Applejack and apparently arresting someone for speeding can get really indecent, really fast.

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tiktok dying before tumblr makes both no sense and complete sense at the same time. on one hand how the hell is this website still here, and on the other hand of fucking course this website is still here

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so I was looking around at some posts abt the neil gaiman thing and obviously, I've been seeing some people talking about good omens. but one thing that sorta stood out to me were some posts wondering about whether or not they should stop watching the show because they "don't want to leave" david tennant and michael sheen, or that they feel bad for these actors due to gaiman's actions.

whether or not you choose to continue to watch the show is up to you. but if you feel this way, please remind yourself that you (probably) don't know david tennant and michael sheen, either. I'm not saying that they did anything like gaiman did, but I find it ironic that some people are attaching themselves parasocially to these actors, especially after gaiman abused the parasocial relationship his fans had with him as a shield against his even more reprehensible sexual abuse. tennant and sheen hopefully aren't abusers, but nonetheless, please consider the degree of your attachment to them. they're not your friends; they won't be upset if you choose not to watch their show.

I also think it makes sense to feel bad for them, but please remember that tennant and sheen were not the people hurt most by neil gaiman's actions. the conversation should stay focused on gaiman's victims, both the women he abused and his child, whom he traumatized.

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The different and sometimes tiring types of reactions to the neil gaiman allegations

- ‘neil didn’t write good omens’ (he did and we simply have to learn to separate art from artist)

- ‘how dare you think about anything else but the victims’ (people can care about multiple things at once + these allegations have been known for months and months?? some of us have processed this)

- ‘how do david/michael/etc feel about this’ (it’s none of our business)

- ‘donate to victims of sa’ (sure if you can)

- ‘bdsm is fine WITH consent’ (it is)

- ‘everyone is innocent until proven guilty and i refuse to condemn him’ (go read the article / enjoy being blocked by me)

- ‘his writing was always Problematic’ (learn to separate art from real life victims of sexual abuse please)

- ‘his writing can still mean a lot to you without you being a bad person’ (yes. just try to avoid giving him money maybe)

- ‘it’s just terf propaganda’ (it really really isn’t. and fuck terfs)

- ‘reminder to prioritise your own mental health, step away from online spaces if you need to, and: you have no obligation to read the entire article if it’s too triggering’ (true. you’re still a good person i promise)

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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

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the face wilson makes when he's actually right and he comes home to house cooking Italian food and folding his fucking laundry like a 1950s housewife on lethal doses of valium

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Normal fandoms: I don't know if I like this pairing, A has manipulated B quite a lot and they keep enabling each other's unhealthy coping mechanisms

Hilson fans: when they drug each other 🥰💗🥹

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