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one of the coolest styles ever omg omg

Rainbooms (Peach Riot) 🍎 Applejack 🍏 and 💎 Rarity🧵

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hi tumblr i think of you all like tiny sonny angels with mental illnesses who talk to me about gay people in movies

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non-writers will never understand the mental illness of writing an entire conversation in your head while doing dishes and then forgetting every word the second you open a blank doc

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people talk about their writer friends stealing their weird habits or borrowing backstories but what you don't know is that we will steal your house. layout location garden colour scheme décor the whole lot. i have childhood friends with entire abodes immortalised in my stories. i have people i met once who would be able to recognise ancient six-month lease domiciles from a decade and a half ago. i'm in your house i'm in your blueprints and i am taking the lot.

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it’s so funny when men hit me up. “hey how are you” i’m writing merlin fanfiction and purchasing a third calico critter family set

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how genius.com reacts when you ask it to fucking work

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Cisgender. This is your term for me. Your stereotype, your aggression When you have been called it all Fag queer whatever.

Well now i speak

I am not gay. I am not bi. I am not a man. Or unsure. I am not your words. I am not “cisgender”.

I am a woman. I love a man. But that doesnt matter. Because my name is Olivia.

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uhh... guys?

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NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

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can't consume xreader fics because the whole time i'm like ???? she would not fucking say that

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The Sound of Music (1965) dir. Robert Wise

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you know what’s crazy. you can do just about anything

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please look at this beautiful mouse

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Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Applejack/Rarity (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic), Rarity & Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Western, No Smut, sex jokes but no sex, Aged-Up Character(s), Canonical Character Death, (it's applejack's parents), Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, but - Freeform, No Angst, Flirting, Innuendo, Fluff, Alternate Universe - Police, mentioned past rarity/original male character, the setting is 1970s texas, Useless Lesbians, they're so silly and so married, Sexual Tension, First Kiss, Not Beta Read, Additional Warnings In Author's Note Summary:

Concerned brown eyes framed by pale yellow eyelashes stare down at Rarity as the woman’s lips curve in a friendly smile. Her arms stretch the sleeves of her gold uniform top under a vest that does nothing to disguise the wide shape of her shoulders and the slim waist encircled by a leather belt. One tan hand rests softly against Rarity’s car. A little less exhausted, Rarity probably wouldn’t have let her eyes roam down the woman’s body, likely looking like a damn starving wolf, until the gleam of a sheriff badge caught her eye.

“You're Sheriff Jack?” she asks incredulously.

“Uh,” says the sheriff, laughing politely. “Applejack, actually.”

Oh, thinks Rarity. And then: fuck.

 Or, Rarity is down bad for Sheriff!Applejack and apparently arresting someone for speeding can get really indecent, really fast.

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tiktok dying before tumblr makes both no sense and complete sense at the same time. on one hand how the hell is this website still here, and on the other hand of fucking course this website is still here