#"Harbinger"

[sh1-n0bu]

incorrect genshin impact quotes

childe: so uh, how did you and [name] got together?

il capitano: …

il capitano: they beat me up. and i fell in love

childe: oh, okay. cool

childe, internally: whoever this [name] is, i gotta fight them

[luxthestrange]

G.I Incorrect Quotes#123 Oh la novela-

Lumine spills out "El chisme" to Kinichi and Mualani while Paimon & Kachina play with the Baby Saurians

Lumine: I go"You dated the brutal Harbinger CAPITANO?"And THEY go-

Quetzal!Y/n"he wasn't the brutal harbinger capitano- when I was dating him!?-"

Kinichi & Mualani*Spanish soap opera gasp*nooooooooo-

Capitano finding spotting you next to Mavuika and instantly inner panics

Capitano: "Ay carajos!", it's my ex...

Fatui: You and Pyro archon? Gross.

Capitano: Do I look mad?

Fatui*Looks confused but then looks at you who is looking directly at his superior*...!?!?

You wink at Capitano who flusteredly avoids contact and rubs his neck

Part 2 of:

"Gossip", "Ah dammit!"

[incorrectfatui]

Capitano: Alright, let's go over this one more time.  Capitano: What if something breaks?  Arlecchino: We try to fix it before Pierro gets here.  Capitano: If it doesn't work?  Scaramouche: We blame Dottore. 

[draco-glacialis]

La Signora: So, are you two dating now?

Arlecchino & Furina: Yes.

La Signora: Why?

Arlecchino: I happen to find Furina very appealing.

La Signora: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Furina.

[ink-blot-thoughts]

Okay just played the Sigewinne quest and hear me out: mildly more evil Sigewinne AU (cause fuck you fight me she is terrifying) where the only doctor willing to teach a melusine was THE Doctor.

Il Dottore gets accosted by the world's cutest psychopath demanding he teaches her and goes "Oh this is gonna be fucking hilarious".

Cue Dottore's dramatic corvid themed ass striding up to commit the horrors tm while a cutie patootie little melusine skips behind him giggling at everything.

People go from "omg did he kidnaps that girl?!?!" To "dear fucking god she's worse" the second she opens her mouth.

The Harbingers have to go through the mortifying ordeal of anytime they mention their terrifying Doctor, people go "Oh Yes I've heard of Dottore", and they sigh and go no... her and take out a picture of a chubby faced girl with bunny ears.

Her world lore is every horrifying experiment of Dottore's has some adorable little sticker attached.

[lifeinpoetry]

I’m greedy / as any god. More scars.

— Shelley Puhak, from "portrait of the artist in the pediatrician’s waiting room," Harbinger

[genshin-fanart]

pantalone: would you miss me if i died?

dottore, softly: it’s cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.

[edsmile]

Childe: I don't see why everyone thinks I'm a menace

Traveler: Actually, I've got a whole list. Would you like me to tell you the reasons alphabetically or chronogically?

[countesscontessa]

was in a bad mood and made these to cheer myself up😭

[cinisthesun]

Dottore: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?  Capitano: A pet WHAT?!  Columbina: William Snakespeare.

[hunterkhean]

[sh1-n0bu]

incorrect genshin impact quotes

il capitano: visibly sulking in the corner

arlecchino who just walked in: the hell happened to him?

childe: he went to meet up with [name] to talk about some business stuff

arlecchino: okay and?

columbina, barely holding back her laugh: he’s sad because [name] didn’t compliment his helmet

il capitano, on the verge of tears: and i polished it so nicely for hours too…

[luxthestrange]

G.I Incorrect Quotes#123 You his first and last-

His mom: Oh Ajax is smiling on the phone!~, Are you talking to your spouse when am I gonna meet my grandbaby from the pictures?~

Childe*Smiles a bit embarrassed hearing you giggle on the other line* W-well-

His Dad: Honey, He isn't Ajax's child, Ajax doesn't have any children, They're not married!-HE'S ALL ALONE!!!

Childe*Blushing harder by every comment his father made, exposing his... non-existent love life till you were merciful enough to give him a chance-*...Louder, папа~ I don't think they heard you IN CELESTIA!!!

now...who is the child you and he took pictures with?

[incorrectfatui]

Arlecchino: So what‘s this announcement about?  Capitano: I think it‘s mainly for Tartaglias benefit Capitano: It’s a lecture. Pierro‘s gonna tell us everything he knows about sex. Dottore: It should be an enjoyable 60 seconds.

[draco-glacialis]

Columbina: Do you want to know your gay name?

Arlecchino: My... my gay name?

Columbina: Yeah, it's your first name-

Arlecchino: Haha. Very funny Columbina-

Columbina: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.

Arlecchino: Oh- oh my god.

[correct-genshin]

Dottore: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life

Pantalone: ... Please never become a surgeon