#+ then suck on some tiddies

[asteroidaffection]

sir john what

[flametrashiraarchive]

I want to write Douma x Big Boobs Reader soooooo bad 😫

[toonfinatic]

Me today!!!!!

[candyunicornsateme]

Kenny commenting “oh lawd he comin’” on every picture that Cartman’s in the background of even after Cartman yells at him about it 

[defensivelee]

-world's most bisexual man according to mrs manley

-owns a weird porn collection and a magical cock that can heal sick little princes and pick a cherry very well

honestly king shit

[infinitemess]

the answer to my previous question is “less than an hour”, apparently

[weedle-testaburger]

the other day i was talking to a friend who doesn't watch much doctor who and they mentioned remembering 'sexy tree lady' and somehow it's only just dawned on me that yeah, jabe was hot

[bridgertonbabe]

I like that they’re figuring out a different plot than the ten year time skip from the books, which I’ll admit has never been my favorite. But also I wonder if the more he tries to help Pen get a husband the closer he’ll get to figuring out she’s Whistledown.

I didn't mind the time skip in the books because I liked how Polin both had to grow and mature to be in a position where their friendship could blossom into romance, but from what I've read so far I like how they're refiguring their plot. I had wondered before they were announced for S3 just how the show was going to handle the overlapping love stories of Polin, Philloise, and Franchel, so in a way it's good they're moving Polin forward. I'm quite interested how they'll have Colin discovering she's Whistledown because like you said with him getting closer to her to help find a husband he could pick up on her strange behaviour in wanting to leave balls early or trying to listen in on other people's conversations and connect the dots together. There's also Eloise knowing her identity and perhaps just as Colin recognises his feelings for Penelope and maybe even vocalises it to his sister, Eloise grows jealous of Penelope wanting to be married off and for also causing their family scandal already and blurts out Pen's secret to him. I'm also quite fond of his discovery from Romancing Mr. Bridgerton after following her hired hack and the argument they get into on the carriage back (leading to the tiddy sucking hehehe 😏). But there's so many different ways they could go about this - perhaps Penelope manages to keep it from him even after they're married and similar to Saphne in S1 they're at odds with each other in the early days of their marriage, or perhaps she ends up confessing all to him if Cressida blackmails her like she did in the book because she doesn't know who else to turn to in her hour of need. They've got so many options in how to play such a reveal and fallout, I just hope the writers choose smartly.

[transingurgender]

Top surgery is so fucking insane because I went to sleep and woke up bandaged+couldn't take those bandages off for a week. Then finally some fuckin doctor takes these bandages off and I just have to watch and discover that the body I went to sleep with is drastically different then the one I've been living in for the past week.

It's not that I'm unhappy but it's not a feeling of joy or relief. It was more like a feeling of ??? how the fuck did this happen I didn't know my body could change ???

[sweatandwoe]

Hear me out. Please. Silco who has a kink for sucking titties. And he goes absolutely crazy when his s/o is riding him and they bounce in front of his face. He is just too stunned to speak…no thoughts, only milkers. (they don’t even need to be big tbh)

@purpurniymstitel I think this anon was for you babe

[sol-flo]

i think the ideal carmilla adaptation should have at least five minutes of dreamy fuzzy softcore porn somewhere in it

[playgrl0]

would u guys unfollow me if i pull a drake nd start posting/reblogging h3ntai 🫣🙏

[mrfoox]

Thihihi. Asked the guy jokingly if he could be able to handle me coming by more and he said he could (:

[casiia]

konig who just loves to suck your tiddies. like you’ll tell him how sore you are and he’ll just pull your bra down without saying anything. settle you in his lap and just attach his mouth to your aching nipple.

he’ll do it for hours and when you become a needy mess, he’ll push you down onto your knees. tell you to take his pants off and help him with his erection; with your hands wrapped around his girth, he shoves two fingers into your mouth, watching your saliva spill down your chin and messily onto your breast.

when he’s had his fun listening to you gag on his fingers, konig will pull them out of your mouth and give you a chance to breathe. only for a second before he’s pulling you closer and squeezing your soft tits around his cock.

you wince at the slight pain as he gropes you roughly, his veiny cock throbbing with need. you let more drool dribble down your chin and onto his member, his foreskin pulling back and revealing his angry red tip.

he’s apologizing to you, saying he’s so sorry for being so rough. but he can’t help it, he’s rutting into and soon he’s shooting thick white ropes of cum onto your chest, some of his nut spurting and painting your face.

[gergb]

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[monamipencil]

an ode to mingyu's tiddies

genre; smut, mdni <3 | warnings; mingyu's tits, reader is OBSESSED with his tits, reader has existential crisis throughout the entire fic, perverted thots, a mention of magic mingyu, mentions of food, mentions of fever (she's just horny af), mentions of public indecency, dry humping, tits sucking (m. receiving), face sitting, oral (f. receiving), mingyu is a shameless thot. | a/n; here she is. fought demons writing this. hope you guys like it!

you’re obsessed. to say the least. 

the first time you actually noticed them was quite early into the relationship. he pulled you into a bone-crushing hug, effectively smushing your face against his chest. and you honestly didn’t mind dying like that, squished in between his pecs. nonetheless, something was awakened inside you that day. 

and it doesn’t really help that mingyu loves flexing his muscles. his chest is one of his best assets that he shows off. especially to you. goddamn him and his damn tight-fitting tank tops. you can’t help but watch with an ajar mouth as he works out, his chest pushing out under strain. oh, how you would love to fondl- “take a picture. it lasts longer.” he smirks at you, leaving you flustered and embarrassed.  

mingyu also notices the way you stare, or should he say, where you stare. pride swells in his heart each time you glance at his muscles. and well, he loves the attention. so he does what he does. he flusters you every chance he gets. with his tits.

he foregoes his shirt in bed. every. single. time. the first time it happened was not long after your epiphany. you didn’t pay much mind to it since it was after sex. but then, it became a routine. cuddling to sleep meant having his tits pushed up against your face or back. and, in some cases, you get to fondle them as you spoon him. 

and you know what? scratch that. he’s entirely shirtless around you. all the time. might as well get naked and start living in nature at this point. and well, who are you to reject adam in the form of your boyfriend, mingyu? 

christ’s sake. the things that he makes you think and do. 

the very rare times that you are not bombarded with magic mingyu would be when you’re both outside. being his girlfriend also means being his workout buddy. it also means fighting demons that whisper the filthiest things about him to you as you help him with his workout. well, the demon might just be your brain. 

you keep—try to keep your eyes on his face, sipping from your water bottle after your workout. and he does the same, maintaining eye contact with you as he hydrates himself too. mingyu can make anything hot. even the most innocent things like eye contacts or cooking. or maybe you’re just a pervert. 

you internally sigh, breaking the eye contact and look around the almost empty gym. it’s pretty late, and only a few night owls are in sight. but empty enough to get away with him pushing you against the mirror and fucking the life—that’s enough. this man has reduced into a degenerate at this point. 

with embarrassment in your veins, you quickly kiss his cheek, promising to use the shower quickly and reunite with him to go home. you again fight demons as you sprint to the shower area. you could just go home and shower with him. and have some more ‘workout’ too. shaking your head, you quickly take your shower. 

…

“is everything ok?” mingyu asks, concern etched onto his face. you haven’t even touched the food he made, and you’ve been like this since coming back from the gym. you hang your head down in shame and shake your head, shifting on the couch. he’s worrying about you, and here you are, thinking filthy things about him. 

his big hands wrap around your wrist, pulling you closer. “shit, you have a fever?” he tilts your face up and lays the back of his hand on your forehead. the other hand lays on your waist, feeling ticklish and hot on your skin. your skin burns more at the question. oh that? no, i was just thinking about getting folded in half and being fucked by you. nothing else haha…

“no,” you manage a grunt out, feeling shy under his gaze. “what are you talking about? you’re burning!” he counters. you sigh, and all the escape routes close, leaving only one path open. 

with great courage and greater embarrassment, you admit, “just horny,” 

“hmm? can’t hear you baby.” he leans in closer, eyes big with worry. 

“i’m horny and i wanna fuck you.” 

mingyu does a double-take at your words. you’re burning up for him? you’re almost seated on his lap now, looking at him with lust-clouded eyes and parted lips, and he feels the waves of heat seeping from you. the post-workout adrenaline is yet to wear out, and he feels so drunk on you. he leans down in a daze, slotting his lips on yours and pushing his tongue into your mouth right away. 

you moan into his mouth, gladly accepting his warm tongue with your own. he pulls you onto his lap, resting his hands on your ass and squeezing them through your thin sweatpants. you tug on his hair, earning a groan from him before feeling up his muscles. mingyu shivers when you caress his back. then you rub his biceps, feeling the hard muscles before settling on his pecs. 

he yelps when you pinch his nipple, breaking the kiss. you don’t give him time to think, pushing him back on the couch and removing his shirt. he breathes shakily as you palm his chest and thumb his nipples. a pathetic whine erupts from his throat when you kiss down his jaw, sucking on his tan skin. 

you lick up a stripe on the column of his throat, and his hips buckle up, pushing his needy cock into your warm, clothed cunt. you nip at his sensitive skin, leaving behind patches of wet saliva as you descend down. mingyu grips your ass, pushing your hips down as he grinds his hard cock against your core. 

you finally reach his pecs, littering kisses all over them but then he pulls you away, causing you to pout and whine. he matches your frustration, whining about his cock. “please, i need to feel you.” you huff, discarding your pants hastily and he does the same. you stop him when he tries to take off his boxers and he looks at you confusedly. 

confusion turns into neediness when your hands wrap around his cock, freeing it, but you leave the boxers on. his veiny, hard cock rests heavily in your hands as you push aside underwear, guiding his cock inside it. but you don’t let him inside you, instead resting his cock against your cunt, and the thin material of your panty is stretched by cock. he moans, feeling the cloth pressed against his aching tip. his eyes roll back, feeling your arousal coat the underside of his dick when you grind against him. 

you resume where you left off, sucking hickies on his pecs. mingyu lets you take charge, lazily grinding against your wet cunt. his mind goes blank, and his nerves fire up with the need to be inside you. your warmth is driving him crazy, and he can only whine as you move against him, his tip stimulated by the material of your panties. 

mingyu moans loudly when you wrap your lips around his nipples. your tongue flicks at the hardening bud, sucking hard on it. your hand plays with his other nipple, pinching and probing at it. the sensation throws him off the edge, and he completely loses it. whining, he moves his hips at a faster pace. you release his nipple with a wet pop, only to suck on the other. 

your wetness coats most of the underside of his dick now, but you’re still dripping. you whine against his nipple as mingyu grinds faster, and your pussy throbs against his length. with a bite to his bud, you pull away, gripping his shoulders and grinding back against him. 

he rests his head on your neck, biting down on your skin to stop his whining. but it’s fruitless as he humps you faster, feeling his orgasm building up. you tug on his hair, pulling his head back to kiss him. you lick into his mouth, kissing him deeper and grinding down harder. 

he breaks when you bite his lower lip, immediately cumming with a loud groan. his large hands lock behind your back, pressing you down, which causes the material to stretch over his tip. the pearls of cum oozing out his slit gather at one spot before oozing out the cloth as well. you groan in unison at the lewd sight, and you rub the cum, spreading it and rubbing his sensitive tip. 

pulling him out, you rest against his chest and sigh. feeling sated even though you didn’t cum. he chuckles, and his chest reverberates at the action, causing you to look up at him with a smile. “what?” you kiss the corner of his lips. 

“no wonder you’ve been ogling my tits for the past few weeks. you could’ve just asked, y’k?” he smirks, brushing his knuckles against your cheek, and you flush. so, he did notice. your cunt throbs again, and you gulp, feeling shy under his gaze. like you didn’t just suck his tits. 

“caught you red-handed?” he brushes his lips against yours, one hand resting at the base of your neck and the other caressing your hips. you pinch your eyes shut, hiding in his chest, and he chuckles again. “i don’t mind, baby. you can be loud about your fantasies.”

he drums his fingers on your ass, humming, and you practically feel his smirk. cocky bastard. you huff, opening your mouth to make a sassy comment, but instead, you yelp when he moves under you quickly. he lays on the couch and repositions you over his face. 

you gasp, feeling his warm breath hit your wet cunt. he presses a kiss over your panties, and you have to grip the couch to not lose balance and end up suffocating him. “you fulfilled your wishes. now it’s time for mine.” he whispers against your core, smirking up at you. 

his wish? having you suffocate him with your cunt as he laps at your juices. (and that’s the only thing that has been running through his mind, watching you work out in the damn spandex pants.)

tags; @seungkwanschicken @aaa-sia