#/ hornyonmain

[giantsimpyrat]

I react to seeing Aaron Hotchners upper arm like a colonial protestant seeing a woman's ankles. His arms are so defined it feels like sin to view them. Put those things away for you will tempt innocent women from the lord.

[oiledupwolverine]

i need his tits in my face

[sunnysatyr]

I'm so exhausted from waking up early and having to waste the whole morning at the office.

Could somebody call in sick for me? Just tell them I'm dying and the only medicine is @crashsanderson's penis either swallowed or up my asshole.

And lots of nudes in our inboxes, that could work too.

I'll be waiting in bed, taking a nap while only wearing a smartwatch, my wedding ring and my nip piercing. Come wake me up after you've told my boss.

[b0n3zzz]

its criminal that i don't have a pretty brunette girl grinding on my thigh right now. hands on her waist as she whimpers in my ear, desperate for more knowing this is all shes going to get.

[gayhostesstwinkie]

…ummm will you excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable:

[thelastbraincellsthoughts]

What exactly do you call this kind of character? Cause they got me acting unwise…

[imlitterallyjustblogging]

"describe yourself in 5 words."

me: "massive flirt low body count"

[giantsimpyrat]

I forgot I have this blog so instead of my friends suffering through my horrifically horny unfiltered thoughts on criminal minds I'll put them here. You're welcome for this warning.

[captain-harry-kim]

Study city babeyyyyyy

[gainesha]

🙏

[kuriouskxtty]

[dumbass-inlove]

i want my bf to cum inside me SO BAD but god i never want children

[ryb4263]

Not me horny posting at work again 🥴🥴🥴

[katiekitty261]

“He is beauty

He is grace

I want to sit on his face”

-unknown

[thelastbraincellsthoughts]

I want her to step on me so bad…😩

[fandomfatigued]

Masculinity has had me in a fucking choke hold lately like yes please