#// *SLAMS HANDS ON TABLE* BITCH BITCH BITCH YES YES AHHHH!!!!!

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October 11, 2022

Nightly RP   Horseman  Part 4

Donna

tossing and turning unable to get comfy!

Cassie

running In  mommy! Mom!!! Mom!! WAKE UPPPPPPP shaking mommy

Donna

Ahhhh! Good gravy!!!! Cassandra…. What is wrong???? sitting up slightly

Cassie

You, we, the bunker you have to get there now ! DADDY IS GOING TO KILL AUNTIE Charlie!!

Donna

oh baby I sit up all the way come sit down princess!

Cassie

Mommy there’s no time! Daddy is going to kill her

Donna

I take her hand! your father is very angry. Pissed! There has been fights … and really It comes down to Charlie actually shot me! I almost died, thank God your father was right there and saved me!!! trying not say she deserved it but!

Cassie

Mom! It’s not what you think . She didn’t want to it was …..

Donna

Daddy is defending me… What????

Cassie

It’s…..there was a change in the universe what auntie Charlie was because if the horseman, war, she tried to fight him but we can all feel him

Donna

The what… who, war??? I kick off the blankets! we have to get there now!!! …. calls downstairs! MISSY!!!!

Missy

Yes mom??! running up into your room

Donna

You’re in charge! Watch over your brothers and sisters! Get Evie to help you! Cassie! I loop her small arm! Bunker, now! Let’s go!

Cassie

holding on your mom we vanish

Gabe

slamming Charlie down on the table again furious

Sam

Gabe! Stop it, you’re killing her!

Charlie

feeling the slams over and over

Meg

pulling my out and bringing it up in a flash at Sam’s throat can it Sam! Charlie brought this on herself by what she did! remembering Donna, and the baby

Sam

Feeling the sting of the blade at my throat, I hold perfectly still.

Ruby

Seeing Meg with the knife at Sam’s throat, everything suddenly has a red tinge to it. Without thinking, I throw out my arm, sending a blast of telekinetic energy at Meg that wraps around her throat and lifts her off the ground. Unless you want me to kill you and send you back to hell in pieces, I’d watch what you’re doing!

Sam

Watching Ruby take care of Meg; I couldn’t help but feel a little pride. Ruby had sure become a Team member over the last few months.

Meg

trying to breath, lifting my arm toward the space Cass had occupied a moment before

Ruby

Watching Meg, I warn her Watch it Bitch!  You’re outmanned and outgunned!

Bela

laughs watching the demon fight, i wrap an arm around Crowley staying out of the way   oh hell yeah wonder who will come out on top in this black eyeyed bitch fight?

Meg

laughing as much as I can, my chest heaving

Ruby

Mildly confused at Meg, What’s so funny?

Meg

smiling maliciously, I point behind ruby. Winking

Cass

silently appearing behind I put my hand out

Alex

YO!!!! GUYS! STOP IT!!!!!

Crowley

I smirk watching everyone fight, while sarcastically saying No.... please.....stop....... My eyes glow with excitement while watching the fighting.

Patience

shaking my head at Crowley. You idiot what the hell are you doing egging them on like that

Crowley

I roll my eyes at Patience I'm a demon darling. Chaos and carnage is kind of our forte.

Henry

Dad, please stop you’re going to kill her begs for him to stop

Gabe

She asked for this , THIS IS GET FAULT WITH WHAT SHE DID AND YOUD FORGIVE HER ?

Sam

Gabe, you’re wrong. This was my doing! Not Charlie’s… mine.

Gabe

turning  oh trust me I haven’t forgotten you and you black eyed wet dream Samuel! If you were smart you’d take her and hide as long as you can

Alex

Cover my mouth PLEASE DON’T!! Feel scared

Sam

At Gabe’s obvious threat, I trade looks like Ruby thinking it might just be a really good idea… then my better reasoning takes over and I know that there is no place on this earth I can hide from a God

(a portal opens and Cassie and Donna appear)

Donna

Ohhhh sweet lord!!!!

Donna

I move closer to my beloved! Sweets!!!! SWEETS!!!

Cassie

DADDY STOP!!!!!

Ellen

watching the fighting going back and forth between my family I can't stand it. I see Cassie and Donna appear and Trying to hear what the little celestial is trying to say, I pull my gun and fire a round into the air

Patience

stopping and being quiet watching Ellen

Donna

Whoa!

Alex

Jump and look over Ellen whoa Ellen whoa

Gabe

looking from Patience to Cassie and Ellen

Meg

looking at Ellen

Bela

jump looking at Ellen

cass

protectively standing in front of Meg just in case

Sam

jumps Shit, Ellen!

Ellen

I lower my shotgun and look at the little being let her speak! I smile at her go on ahead hun. You have their attention now.

Donna

Hi 💛

Gabe

hi gorgeous, you’re ok

Alex

Donna! Cassie! Donna are you ok?

Donna

I’m okay baby! I’m okay.

Alex

Took a deep breath that good

WAR

appears again outside the bunker to listen how the revelry is going!….

Gabe

the shotgun goes off

WAR

smiles yes yes…. closes my eyes and looks into heaven Wait…. No …. No new arrivals… damn it. Why hasn’t anyone died yet! looks into the windows Let’s solve this probables shaaall we! moves his fingers to his ring and starts to turn- -

Dean

watching war I sneak up pulling my gun I put it to the back of War’s head.  I wouldn’t do that douche bag!

WAR

freezes! damn it! You are a pain the ass! Do you know that Winchester!? Not much good just killing me! I wouldn’t do that if I were you!

Dean

And you’re a creepy peeping Tom prick, are you related to Crowley? He peeps into Donna and Gabe’s house. Now, hands if the ring before I blow a hole in your head that I could drive my baby through

WAR

You’re puny little gun won’t hurt me…. Dean!

Dean

Oh I know it won’t, but a hole through that thick skull of yours will slow you down enough for Gabe to make you his bitch before finally killing you.

WAR

rolls his eyes what do you want? You’re worse than my late brother!! Which is all your guys fault by the way!

Dean

Peace on earth. Nympho Asian super models, free bacon cheese burgers and cold beer on ice forever, but here I thought we’d take a stroll. Get inside kicking ear in the ass move

WAR

Uggg! You really are a pest!! starts to walk, heads into the bunker!

Dean

And you’re a dick, just move

Donna

leans in to our second born, and gently says! Cassie! … tell the team what you told me at home!

Alex

look over smiles at Cassie

Cassie

looking at mommy nervously nods  it…. It wasn’t auntie Charlie’s fault it was the horseman, war, he….he did this he made everyone so mad and made her shoot mom and all the other bad things that have happened tears streaming down her cheeks  daddy please don’t!!!!

Bela

Looking at Cassie listening

Gabe

letting Charlie go walking over to my family, wrapping an arm around Donna and wiping away Cassie’s tears

Sam

I step forward getting ready to tell everyone I told you so.

Charlie

feeling the grip loosen off me and I shoot Sam a look as I see him start to speak

Sam

Catching Charlie's look, I just shut the hell up

Cass

sure Meg is ok walks over and heal Charlie

Ellen

seeing that Charlie is ok this all is making sense now why things got so outta hand so fast!

Crowley

I nod watching everything I thought something felt off.

Alex

Look over WHY THE Look over Cassie and look back at Crowley HECK YOU DIDN’T TELL US!!!!

Henry

helps Charlie to the main and checks on her Are you ok he almost killed you

Charlie

Yeah I'm ok. Thanks

Henry

Let's stay away from the angels till they calm down. And figure out what to do

Charlie

I nod in agreement

Cass

follows Gabe towards his family

Donna

You did amazing Cassie! You are truly a life saver! I hug her gently and kiss her head!

Gabe

kneeling down I hug Cassie that was very brave princess. Now head home I don’t want anything to happen to you here baby face

Cassie

Ok mommy & daddy hugging them both, the portal opens and Cassie vanishes

Ellen

looking at crowley why the hell didn't you help end this?

Crowley

I look at Ellen and Alex rolling my eyes Once again, I'm a demon. Everyone seems to be forgetting that. I then shrug in response I just wanted to see how far everything would go.

Alex

Walk up to Crowley and slap his face hard

Crowley

I recoil from Alex slapping me with a scoff

Bela

I shove you back away from crowley keep your damn hands off him!

Patience

quickly pointing my gun at Bella thinking so ready to shoot this bitch listen here Bitch I scream at her the next time you lay your slimy hands on Bear it will be the last thing you ever do!!!

Ellen

seeing Bela push Alex I raise my shotgun you touch her 1 more time and that's the last thing you'll ever touch!

Crowley

I growl and step forward, squaring up to the women If you want to get at Bela, then you're going to have to go through me.

Alex

Fell on my butt offf

Bela

smirk as u hear crowley aww crowley see even a demon can care about a human

Gabe

I’ll be happy to!

Cass

Agreed

Crowley

I look over at the angels Oh my, I see suddenly family is very important again, just when it's not including select people.

Charlie

with Henry at the same time Will you shut up!!

Ellen

Again Crowley, what didn't you help?

Crowley

I sigh dramatically Really, suddenly when Gabe's not intervening for everything it's all on me? There wasn't anything I could do.

Gabe

You could have SAID something I’d you knew. If you’re not part of the solution you’re part of the problem

Cass

Says they guy more than willing to watch the “family “ kill each other And if you’re crazy wench so much as looks crossed eyed at Alex or Meg  you’re going to get her eyes delivered to you in a box

Bela

Who are you? rolls eyes

Crowley

Sorry, inter family murder was the family structure I was raised with. I tilt my head Wasn't it the same for you?

Cass

I’m an Angel of the lord, and you, you two bit, worn out meat sack, con artist, thief are nothing but insignificant trash. A flea on the ass of the earth grabbing your throat  roll them again and it’s the last thing you’ll do

Gabe

(the door bursts open and Dean, holding his gun to the back of war’s head walks in)

Crowley SPN: I move forward and grab Cass's wrist squeezing it and prying his hand from around Bela's throat with a Snarl.

Dean

HONEY IM HOME AND I GROUGHT GIFTS!!

Sam

Looking up, I’m surprised at who enters the Bunker along with my brother. Dean?

Bela

grab Cass hands on my throat looking as Dean and war come in

Gabe

raising a single finger I slam you head first through a wall holding your there as brick after brick crashes against your thick skull. seeing war  I should have known

Cass

dusting myself off laughing at the childish strength of Crowley, I see war  can I smite him?

Meg

stepping up next to Cass I grab his arm hard. Shaking my head at him

Charlie

seeing horsemen war walk inI demand you tell me what you did.

Crowley

I brush myself off and hurry forward grabbing War's jacket

Cass

seeing you calming down

WAR

walking in all smug! chuckles! who little old me? slipping his hand inside Crowley’s arms and pushing him away! HEY! Hands off the suit, it worth more than your whole eternity!! I’m a horseman.. glares! don’t touch! You filth!

Bela

I see you shove crowley, grabbing my gun from my waist behind my jacket i turn it on war you caused all this you piece of shit!  pulling the trigger I shoot you in the chest

WAR

Now now now…. Temper little mortal! with a lift of my finger slams Bela against the roof!

Sam

Hey! Everybody! Just calm down, it’s okay!

Bela

fly up hitting the roof and drop back down to the ground shit!

Ellen

covering Alex as she helps Bela

Dean

listen to Sam guys calm down !

Ellen

Gabe is there anything you can do? still covering Alex

Ruby

Seeing the bottle of Holy Oil on the table, I grab it Gabe! I throw it at War, seeing it shatter on the ground at his feet.

Gabe

turning to Ruby, I watch the oil hit the ground and snap my fingers setting it a blaze

Patience

falling to the floor in agony holding my head and screaming in pain  AHHHHHH!!!

WAR

laughs watching the fire lights ohhh you guys are fun!

Donna

runs and kinda catches you as you fall! What’s happening???

To Be Continued……

…………………………………

1. Donna lays in bed stirring awake as Cassie runs in the room and shakes her. Donna sits up wondering what’s going on and Cassie tells her she has to get to the bunker. Trying to calm Cassie down, Donna asks what’s wrong. Cassie frantically tells her that daddy is about to kill auntie Charlie. Donna tried to explain to Cassie what happened with Charlie. Cassie says it’s not true. Donna asks what she means and Cassie explains. Sitting bolt upright in bed donna hops out getting herself ready telling missy she’s in charge and that she and Cassie or going to the bunker. Donna tells Cassie to hurry and get them there. Cassie and Donna vanish.

2. Gabe slams Charlie against the table again Sam yelling for him to stop. Meg, pulling her knife puts it to Sam’s throat telling him to back off Charlie brought this on herself by what she’s done. Furious Ruby lashes out using her powers to lift Meg by her throat telling her to watch waist she dies or she’ll send her back to hell in pieces. Bela cheers on the demon fight wrapping an arm around Crowley wanting to See bloodshed. Ruby  warns Meg, as Meg reaches out to the banished Cass, that she’s out manned and out gunned. Meg laughs weakly and Ruby demands to know what’s funny. Meg points behind Ruby and Ruby turns as Cass touches her forehead blasting her across the room. Alex tells for them all to stop as Crowley watches approvingly egging them on. Patience asks what the hell he’s doing, and Crowley reminds her he’s a demon, chaos is his thing. Henry begs for Gabe to stop, telling him he’s going to kill Charlie. Gabe scoffs telling him that after what she’s done she deserves it. Sam pipes you saying it was him and Ruby. Gabe turns reminding Sam he hasn’t forgotten if he were smart he’d take Ruby and hide as long as he can. The portal open in the bunker and Donna and Cassie appear. Donna and Cassie try to get Gabe’s attention as the group yells back and forth. Ellen pulls her shot gun shooting a round into the air. Everyone turns to her shocked and silent, Ellen tells them they need to let the child talk.

3. WAR appears outside the bunker the sound of the gun shot putting a smile on his face. Looking in heaven shocked to see that no one has died, infuriated he goes to turn his ring when he feels the muzzle of a gun against the back of his head. Dean tells him he wouldn’t do that if he were him. Eat tells him that Dean can’t kill him with a gun and laughs. Dean tells him he knows that but it can slow him down enough to kill him for good. War asks what it is he wants. Telling war that he wants to go for a walk, keeping the gun to his head Dean starts to lead war into the bunker.

4. Donna tells Cassie to tell the team what she told her and Cassie does. Gabe backs away from Charlie letting her go and Cass walks over healing her. Sam goes to say I told you so but Charlie shoots him a warning look. Ellen tells them it makes sense now why things got so escalated. Crowley said he knew something felt off and Alex demands to know why he didn’t tell them. Henry checks in Charlie and helps get to the main room telling Charlie is likely a good idea to give Cass and Gabe done space until they can figure out what to do. Charlie agrees. Cass starts to follow ax Gabe goes to his family Donna telling Cassie what a good job she did, Gabe telling her to go home before things get worse. Ellen looks at Crowley asking why he didn’t help end this. Crowley looks at Ellen and Alex telling Alex that he didn’t help because he’s a demon and wanted to see how far it would go. Alex walks up slapping Crowley and Bela pushes her telling her to keep her hands off Crowley. Ellen and Patience point their guns at Bela warning her the next time she touches bear against it’ll be the last thing she does. Crowley growls telling them if they want Bela, they have to go through him. Bela smirks condescendingly, until Gabe speaks up telling Crowley he’ll do it. Cass agrees. Crowley snarks about family as Charlie and Henry yell for them to shut up. Ellen asks Crowley again why he didn’t do anything, and Crowley says there was nothing he could do. The fighting starts up again.

5. The door bursts open and Dean walks in behind war. Gabe says he should have known. Cass asks to smite him. And Megs stops him short. Charlie demands to know what he did and war only laughs. Crowley grabs him and war shoves him away reminding Crowley that he is a horsemen and there’s nothing these. Bela skips out her gun taking a shot at war who flings her again at the roof of the bunker. Sam and Dean shout for everyone to calm down. Alex rushes to help Bela. Ellen covers Alex as war watches her as Ellen asks if there’s anything Gabe can do to stop him. Ruby grabs the holy oil throwing it towards war and as it hits Gabe ignites trapping war. War grins, as Patience falls to the floor gripping her head screaming in pain, Donna catching her as she falls Asks patience what’s happening.

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Red lily and kirishima?

Alrighty! I am SO SORRY for taking so long but here is Red Lily (Passion) and Kirishima! And as always!

18+ MINORS DNI

Warnings: oral! (fem & male receiving), use of recording equipment, "sir", drinking, Denki/Jirou and Baku/Deku, uhhhh i think thats it.

Cam!BoyKiri & Fem!Reader

W/C - 5.7K

“Ahhh ahhhh, mmfff.” Covering your mouth with your hand you try your best to muffle the sounds of your moans however, your partner does not approve.

His large calloused hand grabs your wrist and pins it to your side, slapping your thigh to get your attention. As you drag your blurry eyes to the man between your legs you are once again captivated by the sight. How could you not be, when such a gorgeous giant man is tongue fucking you dumb.

He lifts his head up for a moment, licking cum from his lips and not sounding the least bit winded even though he has been shoving his face in your pussy for what feels like an hour.

“I told you princess,” he slowly dips three fingers into your cunt “how can anyone learn when you aren’t telling them what feels good?” he raises a scarred eyebrow and winks at you before dropping his head back down and resuming his feast.

“Mmmm o-okay Red Ri- Riot.”

*****

When you hear the front door to your apartment slam you know your time has come.

“Y/N! Get your ass out here now!”

As much as you want to avoid this fight you know that if you ignore your roommate Jirou she will just use that ridiculously expensive sound system she has and point it right at your door. You groan as you get up and trudge to your door, easing it open and peeking around it to see her standing at the edge of the hallway. “Nice to see you back babes.” You pull the door open all the way and step out of your room but not any closer “How was your night?”

“How was my night? HOW WAS MY NIGHT?!”

You flinch at the sheer volume of her voice and slide a wry smile on your face. “Was Denki not as good as you thought he would be?”

Jirou throws her hands up and scoffs. “Ya know, I would be a lot less upset if I didn’t have to wake up at THREE IN THE MORNING when Mineta came back to their apartment SOBBING!”

You try to hold in your laugh, unsuccessfully, so while you clutch your chest to try and calm the wheezing Jirous face gets red with anger. “I’m - I’m sorry but he fucking cried? Please tell me you got a picture, or a video.”

“Of course I fucking did but that is beside the point!” You see a hint of a smile on her face but it quickly disappears. “I thought you were gonna handle him for me until today?”

“Did you not get your nut? I gave you five hours ya prude.”

“Of course we had sex you inconsiderate butt munch. But it was quickly overshadowed when Mineta busted into the room without knocking and got a bloody nose when he saw me in bed with Denki.” She pinches the bridge of her nose and closes her eyes. “It was disgusting, the little freak couldn’t decide whether to drool over me or cry over what you said to him, so he did both.”

You’re hunched over laughing with your hands on your knees but one look at your friend's face sobers you up and you walk over to hug her. “I’m sorry, that must have been really uncomfortable.”

She wraps her arms around you and nods. “It really fuckin was, but Denki got up and threw him out of the room so that was satisfying to watch.”

“Was Denki satisfying to fuck?”

Jirou tenses up and pulls away from you. “Changing the subject isn’t gonna make me forgive you.”

“I know, but telling me about the amazing sex you had will make you forget about it.” She glares at the shit eating grin on your face then huffs out a laugh.

“Fine, but you're buying breakfast.”

“Deal! Now,” you wrap an arm around her shoulder and lead her to the living room, “please tell me he started out with foreplay.”

*****

“The idiot got a fuckin nosebleed?”

Denki nods his head, wincing as a large hand claps his back.

“That’s such a bummer dude!” Kirishima looks at him in pity, “but at least you finally got together with Jirou right? You guys gonna hang out again?”

“I wouldn’t want to.” Bakugou laughs over his very large glass of orange juice.

Denki drops his head on the table in defeat while Kirishima looks over at Bakugou with disappointment. “Dude, if you're not gonna say anything nice then don’t say anything at all.”

Bakugou slams his cup back on the table, the juice sloshing in the cup but not spilling over the edge. “When have I ever said anything nice?!”

Kirishima sighs heavily and shakes his head before turning back to his sullen friend. “Why was Mineta crying in the first place?”

Denki's voice is muffled by the table. “Apparently Jirous' friend Y/N said something really mean to him.”

Bakugou laughs, “Wish I could have been there to see it.”

*****

You had been at the club for almost an hour already, still sipping on the same drink and watching Jirou from the corner of your eye. You knew this was a good place to suggest a casual meet up with the guy she liked.

A two story building with a bar on the first floor and a lounge on the second. The second floor lounge was sparsely decorated and boasted a large open fireplace in the middle and various couches and chairs scattered throughout the rest of the space.

As you sit with your back to the bar you radiate a sense of aloof boredom, just enough of a resting bitch face to keep people from being too chummy but not enough for people to outright avoid you.

She looks like she's having fun, that’s all that matters.

“So how long have you and Jirou known each other?”

Shit, I forgot he was next to me.

You put on your customer service smile and turn to the man next to you, Denki’s friend Mineta. “We’ve known each other since grade school, our parents both work in the music industry.”

“So you’ve known each other through like, high school and stuff?” You try your best to ignore the creepy glint in his eyes and cover your cup with your hand.

“Like I said, we’ve known each other since grade school so yes. We went to high school together.”

“So have you like…. Seen each other naked?”

You cringe when the creepy little brat looks up at you. “Excuse me?”

“Well you know, I’ve heard that umm statistically speaking women have seen other women naked more times than men.”

“Mhm, yeah we did.” You down the rest of your drink and before you set the glass on the bar top another one is being slid over to you by the bartender. You roll your eyes at the pity on their face and tip them. “Thanks Midoriya.”

“Anything for my favorite patron.”

“Only cause I tip well.”

He laughs, his emerald eyes shining. “That and your invigorating conversational skills.” Before you can throw a witty retort back Mineta is asking another thinly veiled offensive question and you are back to entertaining him.

Jirou and Denki leave the bar around ten thirty so he can show her his ‘book collection’ . You laugh, telling Jirou to use protection when reading.

For the next couple of hours you take Mineta to a couple of more bars downtown, ones where you know all the bartenders. He continued asking inappropriate questions that were always followed by an excuse as to why they were actually harmless.

You had just arrived at your favorite billiard bar when you decided to ask your own.

“So you’ve had sex right?”

Mineta chokes on his vodka and redbull, “Fuck yeah I have, lots of sex. You look like you have too.” You ignore the last comment and casually sip your water.

“What do you do for foreplay?”

He laughs and you raise an eyebrow. “Foreplay? I just put it in, pussys get wet eventually and if not, that’s what lube’s for.”

You’re silent for a minute, not fully believing that he just actually said that. “I’m sorry?”

“Foreplay takes too long, I satisfy plenty without it.” He smirks at you, placing one of his hands on your thigh. Taking a deep breath you slap his hand off you and put your chin in your hand, glaring at him.

“Have you asked your partners if they were satisfied?” You hold one hand up, signaling air quotations around the word partners.

“No?”

Taking a minute to have another drink of water you turn to him fully. “Then I doubt you have satisfied them at all. Foreplay takes too long? This is why people need to take a class on how to please their partner. You don’t look like you could satisfy yourself with your own hand much less satisfy another human being.” You wave goodbye to the bartender, and grab your purse. “The only satisfying thing about you is that you are as stupid as you look. Don’t worry about your drink, I put it on my tab. Do me a favor and search ‘how to sexually please a woman’ on wikihow, maybe you’ll learn something.”

*****

Somehow you are invited to hangout when Jirou meets up with Denki again.

They are meeting at the same lounge but he is bringing two of his friends so you are tagging along. You made Jirou swear on her sound board that Mineta was not one of those friends.

You both get to the bar first, grabbing a spot with two couches. Midoriya brings your usual and takes Jirous' order, winking when you hand him your card to start a tab.

You’re drinking and chatting when Denki walks in, excitedly waving to you both and walking over to give Jirou a hug. “Hey ladies! These are my buddies,” He turns to the side to introduce them and you choke.

“Looks like someone already knows me.” The tall beefy redhead has a sideways smile and your face goes red. “I go by Kirishima when I’m not working,” he holds out a hand to Jirou to shake and leans down to kiss the back of yours. “But feel free to call me Red if it pleases you.”

The other friend scoffs at you both and walks off to the bar, a sadistic smile on his face when Midoriya looks at him with wide eyes. “The angry one is Bakugo, don’t mind him.”

Denki is trying his best to hold in his laughter while whispering to Jirou, you can guess what he is telling her by the way her mouth drops open and she whips her head over to you.

The guys head to the bar and you try your best to be one with the couch when your friend sits next to you with a smile on her face. “So that’s what you're doing on Saturday nights.”

“Please just kill me now.”

“Oh no, you’re not getting out of this one babe.”

“I’m fucking lonely okay?”

She puts her hands up. “Hey I’m not judging, it’s perfectly natural to watch camboys.”

“And like I say at the end of every stream,” Kirishima walks up and sits on the armrest of the couch next to you. “I always appreciate your patronage.”

“I have never been more embarrassed in my life.” You finish your drink and try to signal Midoriya for another but he is talking to Bakugou, a flirty smile on his face and a hand on his forearm.

“They’ve known each other for a while.” You look up at the man next to you, Denki and Jirou caught up in their own flirty banter.

“Midoriya and your friend? I’ve never seen him here though.”

“They both are convinced the other doesn’t like them.”

You look back over at the two talking. “Are they fucking blind?”

Kirishima laughs, it’s a deep rumble that makes the hairs on the back of your neck stand up and a shiver go up your spine. “Yeah, they are. Denki and I tried to talk to Bakugou about it once but he’s a little hard headed.”

You giggle when Kirishima knocks on his head with his fist. “Yeah he looks like the stubborn type.”

Your companions have moved to the other couch so Kirishima moves to sit next to you. “Hey uh,” he looks down at his drink, a shy look on his face and a hand rubbing the back of his neck. “I’m sorry if I made you uncomfortable.”

You hurriedly wave your hands in front of you, “Oh no! Please don’t worry about it.” clearing your throat you fidget with the hem of your shirt. “I was just a little flustered, never imagined I would meet you in person.”

He laughs again, and you decide that the sound is more attractive than any you have heard during his streams. “Disappointed?”

“I wouldn’t say that.” You smile when he looks back at you. “Why? You worried Mr. Red Riot?”

He smiles, the sharp points of his teeth looking much more dangerous in real life, you wonder what it would take to get him to bite you. “I wouldn’t say that.”

Hours passed by in a blur, you and Kirishima talked about everything and anything. Denki and Jirou would sometimes join in on your conversation or vice versa. Even the grumpy one came back when Midoriya had to help customers. Eventually Jirou and Denki left together, Bakugou went back to the bar and stayed saying something about ‘stupid Deku’.

When you were both alone you and Kirishima sat in companionable silence for a bit before he offered to take you home. Since you both had been drinking he orders a ride service and while you both wait you check your phone. “Well that’s just rude.”

“Something wrong?”

Shoving your phone back in your purse, you sigh. “The love birds went to my apartment to avoid the pervert.”

Kirishima chuckles, “You talkin about Mineta?”

“Ugh, yeah.”

“I heard you made him cry.”

You grimace, “All I did was tell him some harsh truths, not my fault he can’t take criticism. Besides,” you put your hands on your hips and look up at the man with a scowl on your face. “He deserved it, every bit of it.”

The car arrives and he opens the door for you, “I’m gonna need to hear that story, want to go to my place? Bakugou said he was…. sleeping, somewhere else tonight.”

You hesitate to answer for a moment, not wanting him to assume anything was gonna happen but from the look on his face and the tone of his voice you knew he wasn’t expecting anything. “I would love to.”

The ride to his apartment is quiet, not wanting to inadvertently offend the driver with your story you save it for later. When you arrive Kirishima helps you out of the car and thanks the driver before placing his large hand on the small of your back, guiding you to the front door. You almost stumble, very aware of the size of his hand compared to your body.

It’s so warm

He unlocks the door and you head inside, Kirishima turning on lights while calling back to you. “Feel free to make yourself at home. If you want, I can start heating up water for tea.”

You take off your shoes and place your purse on the table next to the door, grabbing your phone and following his voice. “That sounds good to me, could you tell me where the-”

“Restroom is the second door on the right, Bakugou is a neat freak so it’s spotless, don't worry.”

You head to the restroom, controlling the urge to open the other doors on your way. After taking care of yourself you shoot a quick text to your roommate letting her know where you are and to text you when her and Denki are done ‘reading’.

You get to the kitchen and sit at the table, telling Kirishima about your interaction with Mineta. By the time you are done the tea is steeping in front of you both and he is wiping tears of laughter from his eyes.

“Ya know, I was gonna make it a point to beat that idiot for what he said but your response was so perfect I would just be kicking a man while he’s down.”

You stand up, giggling and bow a couple of times. “Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week.”

When you sit back down, Kirishima has his hand on his chin, a look of contemplation on his face. “A class on how to please their partners huh?”

“I don’t know, I’ve been with quite a few guys who had the same mentality as that idiot. Would be nice if someone could teach them what foreplay is.”

“Like a lecture? Or do you mean a live example?”

You shrug your shoulders. “What would a textbook do? Might as well have someone record a tutorial, the recipient would just need to say what feels good out loud.”

“That’s a good idea, most of those people watch porn anyway, might as well make it informative.”

You look over at Kirishima and blush at his smoldering gaze. “Umm, yeah that’s what I was thinking too.”

“Mind if I ask you a personal question?”

Your heartbeat picks up, “Go ahead.”

The smile that appears on his face is down right predatorial. “How vocal are you with your partners?”

*****

You were nervous sure, but so fucking ready. Kirishima had set all of his recording stuff up in his room, after making sure you were 100% comfortable with it, and made sure to let you know that you can stop at any point in time.

“I’m not doing this live stream. Don’t want you caring about what my viewers are thinking if you wanna stop.”

You’re standing off to the side with your arms wrapped around yourself, chewing your lips. “Thank you, that actually makes me feel a lot better.”

After moving stuff around, Kirishima looks over at you in concern. “Are you really okay with this?”

“I’m fine.” he raises a scarred eyebrow, “I promise! I think I'll be less nervous once we get started.”

Kirishima raises both eyebrows and slowly smiles. “Eager are we?”

“Are you kidding me? If you were to grab me by the throat, force my mouth open and spit in it I would say thank you sir.” your face goes red when you realize what you just said. “I-I mean you’re fuckin hot and….. Easy to talk to, and….”

He walks up to you, rubbing his hands up and down your arms. “It’s alright! Not like I haven't had someone tell me that before.” You huff out a laugh. “I mean not to my face but it was cute coming from you.”

You groan in embarrassment, then Kirishima grabs your hand and guides you towards a chair in view of the camera and your heartbeat picks up. He gently grabs your chin and tilts your face up, moving closer till you can feel his breath on your lips. “Can I kiss you?”

“Please”

He closes the distance, pressing his lips softly against yours as you lay your hands on his chest. The kiss is sweet until you feel his tongue swipe against the seam of your lips and whimper. He growls, sitting down on the chair and pulling you on top of him before cupping your face and kissing you again, biting your bottom lip and thrusting his tongue into your mouth when you gasp at the sweet pain.

Pulling back Kirishima coos at the look on your face. “Did you like when I bit you?”

“Mhm” you nod your head, licking your bottom lip. “Do it more… please.”

“Of course princess.”

You shiver at the name. “Oh god please keep calling me that too.”

Placing his hands on your hips, Kirishima kisses your lips again, biting your lip then kissing down your jaw to your ear. “Anything else princess?”

“T-touch me.”

“Where would you like me to touch you?”

You moan as he kisses down your neck, biting just hard enough to not break the skin. “Anywhere… everywhere.”

He chuckles darkly, slowly dragging his hands from your hips up your sides. You squirm in his lap and drape your arms on his shoulders.

“You’re so soft.” he nips then licks your shoulder. “I would never get tired of touching you.”

Huffing with impatience you grab his wrists and bring his hands up to your breasts. He stops just shy of palming them. “You know, if you wanted me to touch you here you should have been more specific.”

You arch your back pushing your breasts out. Your nipples are hard, visible through the thin material of your top. “Don’t be gentle, I like it rough.”

Kirishima answers by grabbing your breasts softly while lowering his head to bite your nipples. Your hands drag up the back of his neck to grab his hair as you cry out in broken mewls.

He alternates between biting and sucking on your nipples rolling and pinching the other one between his fingers. When he pulls away you take your shirt off, he reaches behind you and unclasps your bra, which follows your shirt to the floor.

You sit up a bit on his lap and help him remove his shirt before you cup his face and kiss him. It’s messy and ravenous, you whimper when his teeth scrape against your lips.

When he pulls away again he goes right back to playing with your nipples.

He feels you buck in his lap and looks up at you. “You gonna cum princess? Just from me playing with your nipples?”

You nod your head. “Yes, please don’t stop. M’so close.”

Kirishima grins, pushing both of your breasts together and managing to get both nipples in his mouth. Lathing his tongue over both before nibbling on them, paying attention to your breathing and the shallow rocking of your hips. When your breathing gets quicker and your hips stutter he sucks them hard and you cum moaning loudly.

He massages your breast while you come down from your high, kissing along your collarbone.

“Can we lay down?”

“Of course. Hold on to me.” Kirishima kisses the tops of your breasts and picks you up walking over to the bed and gently laying you down atop it. “I wanna see all of you,” he grabs the waist of your pants, “I’m gonna take these off okay?”

“Only if I can see you too.” you answer with a smirk.

“You will, but I have a woman to satisfy first.” He pulls your pants off, taking your panties with them and pushes your thighs apart.

He lays down between your legs and slides them over his shoulders, you clutch the sheets in your fists. When you make eye contact you think you might cum that second, seeing a man you had touched yourself to countless times in between your legs was driving you crazy. Kirishima winks, then looks down at your already soaked pussy. “Thank you for the meal.”

He goes straight for your clit, swirling his tongue around it and moaning at the taste. When you cross your legs behind his head and press him harder against your cunt he ruts into the mattress.

“Oh - oh god….m’gonna cum.” Your eyes roll back. “I-I don’t wanna cum yet….. Please.”

Kirishima takes his mouth off your clit as soon as the words are out of your mouth. Kissing the insides of your thighs when you uncross your legs. “I’m sorry princess, was that too much?”

You struggle to get the words out, panting from trying to hold back your orgasm. “A little yeah….It felt amazing but I like….. too amazing.” You look down at him again, “Maybe a little slower? Feel free to use your fingers too.”

“Want me to tell you when you can cum?”

You groan, the heat in your core getting hotter just from his words. “Fuck….. yes please.”

He chuckles, giving one of your thighs a playful bite before moving one of his hands up and sticking one of his fingers in his mouth. You can’t help but shiver when he pulls it out and it’s glistening with spit.

He brings it to your pussy, dragging the tip through your moist folds. “I was taught to never play with my food...” he slowly pushes his thick rough finger into your hole, “but for you I can make an exception.”

“You’re gonna kill me.”

By the time he is done sucking out your soul he lets you cum only 3 times. You had gone from actively voicing your pleasure to tiredly trying to hold them in until he argued against it.

“Fuck, you’re so sexy.” Kirishima sits up, not bothering to wipe his face of your slick. When you wince while stretching your sore legs out he starts rubbing them down.

You moan at the feeling of his large warm hands working out the tense muscles. “Holy shit, I might cum just from you massaging me. Feels so goooooood.” After a few minutes of basking in the orgasmic afterglow you sit up, placing your hands on his chest and kiss him softly. “You’re turn big guy.”

“I thought this was about you princess.” He smiles at you, all teeth and shiny lips.

You push him till he steps off the bed, “This is about satisfying ‘partners’. You are also my partner so you also need to be satisfied.” You slide off the bed and get on your knees in front of him. “Would you like to give me commands?” You see his cock throb in his pants.

“As fun as that sounds, I want to see what you do without them.”

Your smile is feline, lifting your hands to his stomach and dragging them back down by your nails. He moans and throws his head back. “F-fuck.”

You lick your lips as you unbutton his pants, not one for being patient you tug them off as soon as the zipper is down. Your mouth starts watering at the sight of his cock, the sound of it hitting his stomach echoing in your brain. You cup his balls, weighing them in your hand and kissing each one.

Kirishima thinks his heart might stop in his chest. Dragging a finger from his shaft to the head, you watch mesmerized as it twitches at the small movement. You smear the drop of pre resting on the head of his dick, then lick it off. Humming at the taste you swirl your tongue around, softly squeezing his balls while you do so.

When you close your lips around him and suck, Kirishima shivers and places one of his hands on your head. You lift up with a pop and look up at him through your lashes. “Feel free to be rough with me, pull my hair or hold my head if you want.” His lashes flutter at your words. “What did you say to me earlier?” You mockingly tap his cock in contemplation. “Oh yes! Thank you for the meal.”

Sticking out your tongue you flatten it against him and lick every inch of his cock, all 7 of them. You’re gonna need every advantage to fully deep throat him and with his girth a sore jaw is the least of your worries. When you're done, saliva has coated your lips and Kirishima has an almost too tight grip on your hair.

You waste no time, going down on him little by little; giving your throat time to relax and take all of his cock. By the time you manage to get far enough to feel his groomed pubic hair on your nose both of you are breathing heavily.

You can feel his thighs tensing under your hand, his balls moving with every breath. You are tempted to touch yourself but refrain, although you can feel the slick dripping down your thighs; this is about him.

You keep your head still for a moment, enjoying the feel of him in your throat. When you hum, the vibrations caress his cock and he pushes your head impossibly closer to him until you push back. Although you were enjoying yourself, you can’t help but gag and cough a little when you pull your mouth off of him.

“As much as I enjoy this sight,” Kirishima lets go of your hair and reaches down to pick you up, pleasing you on the bed again. “I want to fuck you so bad…”

Your mouth drops open, you can’t help it. When have you ever experienced a man, a very attractive inside and out man, expressing his desire to you.

“Is that a no?” Kirishima Backs up a step, worried that he had crossed a line.

“Oh no! I’m sorry….I just..” you grab his hands and pull him closer to you. “I never imagined I’d hear someone say that without assuming I would say yes.”

You sit up, getting on your knees at the edge of the bed and grabbing his face, pulling him into a kiss. As you slowly back up he crawls on the bed to follow you, never breaking the kiss until finally you are laying down with him over you.

You whimper as you feel the head of his cock drag through your wet folds a few times before pushing into you. He goes slowly, almost cumming at the feeling of your gummy walls squeezing his cock with every inch.

You both moan when he is fully seated inside, his heavy balls resting on your ass and pelvis pressed against yours. His cock twitches inside you, the head pressing against your deepest parts and you come undone. Kirishima breaks the kiss and looks down at you with a slight smug look on his handsome face. “That good huh?”

“Oh shut up and fuck me already.” You look at him with blurry eyes and a smile on your face.”

He pulls out halfway then ruts back into you, pulling another moan out of your mouth. “Like that?” He pulls out again, this time slowly until just the head is inside before slowly pushing back in. “Or is that better?”

“Either, both just please keep going.” You drag your nails down his back and he starts moving inside you, starting out with shallow thrusts.

“Fuck, you feel so good princess.”

You mewl in pleasure, coming undone again at his words.

“That’s it baby, cum on my cock.” Kirishima picks up his pace, drunk on the face and noises you make when cumming. When he grabs one of your legs and pushes it into your chest your mouth opens in a silent scream, your body running towards that cliff one more time.

“Ah, ah, ah, hold that one in.”

Your eyes snap open, Kirishima lifts his head up from the side of your face and looks at you. “Don’t cum again till I say so.”

You whimper but nod your head, using all of your willpower to deny your orgasm. “Yes, Sir.” You said the words as a joke but Kirishima's hips stutter and he groans.

“Say it again.”

You have just enough left over energy to smirk. “I said, yes. Sir.”

He swears, changing the angle of his hips and pounding into you with reckless abandon. You're seeing stars and losing your mental grip on holding your orgasm back. Both Kirishima and you don’t know how much longer you can last. Not wanting to wait any longer you decide to make him give in first.

“Please Sir, can I cum?” tears are slowly dripping from your eyes, the pleasure building dangerously but at your words you can feel his cock twitch inside you. “I wanna cum on your cock, please sir. Cum with me, wanna feel it.”

You are both at your wits end. “Your princess wants to cum with you sir please!”

Kirishima cums first, moaning with every hot rope of cum that coats your insides. The twitching of his cock and broken moans that fall from his mouth tip you over the edge soon after.

Kirishima just barely manages to catch himself before collapsing on top of you, slowly pulling out and flopping over to the side.

You both lay there in silence, catching your breath. You finally realize that cum is leaking out and manage to sit up and walk to the bathroom. After cleaning yourself up and going back to the bedroom you see that Kirishima has put some sweatpants on and is turning off his recording equipment.

“Well shit.”

He looks up at you in confusion.

You laugh awkwardly while a slight blush dusts your cheeks. “I… kinda forgot we were recording that.”

*****

Many years later…..

“I can’t believe Scarlet is in high school already.” Eijirou, your husband, walks out of the bathroom, freshly showered.

You're sitting on a bench in front of the window, reading a book. Already dressed since you had to take your daughter to school for her first day. “I hope it's not too terrible, I hated high school.”

“Aww babe,” He walks up to you kissing the top of your head. “It can’t be that terrible.”

You huff out a laugh and look at him incredulously. “Are you kidding me? Kids are fucking terrible, teenagers are worse. They try their best to find anything to make fun of you.”

Later that day

The front door to your home opens and slams shut and the sound of someone running up the stairs follows. You walk out of the kitchen confused, looking toward where your daughter has run to her room then at the front door when your husband walks in. His face is beet red, eyes watering just slightly.

“What the hell happened?”

“I HATE BOTH OF YOU!” Scarlet screams down the stairs then slams her bedroom door shut, muffled sounds of crying worrying you further.

“Turns out teenagers are very horrible…. And so are we.” Eijirous face is filled with guilt and you walk over to cup his face.

“What happened honey?”

He turns his face away from you and sighs heavily. “Turns out some of the fathers recognized you when you dropped her off at school.”

“No.”

“And some of the moms recognized me when I picked her up.”

“Oh god.”

“One of them called me Red Riot.”

@eyebagsbutglam @doinmybesthere @patchworkpuzzle @sendhelpimstupid

[kai-uh-arcadian]

hi love!

can u write a hitch imagine where she and f!reader get high and go to a party and the reader and hitch separate, like the reader goes to play beer pong with connie sasha and jean while hitch goes to historia and annie to dance and reader watches her dance and pulls hitch with her to the bathroom and they fuck?

Hi my darling!!! I hope this encapsulated what you’re imagining!!

Full Disclosure: I do not know how to write smut nor have I ever attempted SOOOOO if anyone would like to expand on this with smut PLEASE GO AHEAD!!! The ending is open ended for smut but if you’re not into that it still makes perfect sense as is,

I apologize I couldn’t execute the entire ask but I hope you still enjoy! (:

DRUNK CONFESSIONS Hitch x Reader

Word Count: 1.4k

CW: Mentions of drug use (weed, alcohol), being drunk/high, minor cussing

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- “I’m here” you texted Hitch as you pulled into her driveway

- Your phone lit up and read “sorry I CANNOT come anymore, my fish is really sad rn😪😪😪”

- Two things:

- One: Hitch is already outside waiting for you with her backpack (filled with her overnight stuff)

- Two: she doesn’t even fucking have a fish?😾😾😾😾

- She gets into your car to which you greet her with “ah hi Bitch… I mean Hitch! DaMN I thought your fish was in distress?

- “Well be glad “Bitch” is here because she’s the one giving you free weed dumbass” she remarks while (sort of gently) punching your arm

- “Ooo, do I get the hot girl discount?” You smirk at her

- “Shut the fuck up!” She says sarcastically and starts to blush “just drive already” she shifts her knees toward the passenger door

- You got babygirl flustered😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

- You begin your car ride to Sasha’s house

- The Blouse’s were on a 3-day vacation to who-knows-where, all we knew is that Sasha was having a lowkey get together

- The guest list consisted of Eren, Armin, Jean, Marco, Historia, Marlo, Ymir, Annie, Mikasa, Connie, Mina, Reiner, and Bertholt

- You arrived in the Blouse driveway and Hitch begins to pull out grape swisher pack container a blunt

- “Ahhhh~ look at this pearl I rolled!!” She holds it up in awe then shortly begins to light it

- You’re lucky your cars interiors is all leather and you have until tomorrow to air it out

- (You never smoke in your car nor let anyone smoke in your car but Hitch is the only exception cause she’s cute)

- You both share the blunt that is apparently “this amazing strain called Sour Diesel she got from her dealer for free because she made out with him”

- After about what seems like 2 hours (it was actually about 15 minutes) you both are pretty fckn stoned and decide to head in

- You let the group chat know you and trouble arrive and head for the door

- “Mikasa!” You exclaim and hug her as she opens the door

- “What did you say? It’s too loud in here…” she deadpans

- 🦗🦗🦗🦗

- “Huh? There’s no music playing tho…..😅” you reply

- Mikasa sees the gears working in you and Hitch’s head as you’re trying to process the “joke” she just said

- To give you a hint, she sniffs the air

- 👃🏼👃🏼👃🏼

- “OHHHHHHHH!!!!” You and Hitch say in unison after realizing she was insinuating you REEKED of weed

- “Dumb and dumber arrived!!” Mikasa announces to the gang

- You and Hitch head to the guest bedroom upstairs to drop of your overnight bags

- You both return to the basement only for you to be pulled to one half to play pong and Hitch to the other to go take shots with Annie

- Before the game starts Connie tells “YOOO let’s see who can shotgun the fastest!!”

- Why would you ever turn that down????😩 free beer

- You, Jean, Connie, and Sasha all puncture your cans and begin to go

- Ofc you win🥸🥸🥸 You’re a natural

- “That’s not fair!! I started later, I didn’t know we were supposed to go on “1”!!??” Sasha exclaims, declaring a rematch to which you all oblige

- “3, 2, 1” Mikasa counts down for you guys

- One rematch turned into 2 more 😵‍💫😵‍💫

- Now you’re 4 beers in and the night is barely starting

- the night continues on and pong has turned into a game of “Whichever team loses has to shotgun”

- Lemme tell you, Jean is DEAD WEIGHT

- bitch got no aim???👿

- Sasha and Connie are absolutely obliterating You and Jean so at this point it’s safe to say you’re about 9, Natty Ice’s in and about 3 shots that Hitch kept handing you in

- Speaking of Hitch….

- Where the fuck is she??

- Your dizzy eyes begin to scan the basement— she can only be in so many places down here

- as you’re getting distracted, Sasha and Connie decide to leave the pong table to do God knows what and Jean runs after them

- You decide it’s best to ignore whatever the fuck kind of trouble they’re getting themselves into

- That’s when you see it

- Historia, Mikasa (?!?!?!!), Annie (?!?!?!?), and Hitch making a Tik Tok

- For reference it’s this dance

- You can Ymir practically drooling over Historia and then yelling at Reiner for doing the same

- Marlo is drooling at Hitch

- The sight of Marlo alone ignited a fire of pure rage inside of you

- everyone, including Hitch, knows that he blatantly pines over her… some people even think they’d look cute together but who knows what Hitch thinks??? Does she like him back?

- ahhh~ your head is crowded with so many thoughts right now and decide to silence them with a disgusting shot of Pink Whitney left by your side from Hitch

- is this JEALOUSY????

- your throat and the pit of your stomach burns as the shot goes down but not as hot as the left side of your chest at the sight you’re seeing right now

- You find Historia, Mikasa and Annie VERY attractive bUT you cannot take your eyes off of Hitch

- It’s rude to stare but goddamn, she’s in a white tennis skirt that when she moves JUST enough you can see part of her bare ass

- (Go touch grass later)

- 1 of the 4 girls take turns (unintentionally) messing up causing them to retake the Tik Tok

- You are NOT complaining tho👀👀👀

- They FINALLY get the dance down

- Hitch comes over and stands in between your legs that are dangling off the table you’re sitting on and wraps her arms around your waist

- Marlo shoots you a look and you were about to say something to him but Hitch guides your chin back with her finger so you were looking at her again👿👿👿

- “Soooo~ what’d you think?” She slurs getting closer to your face with a mischievous look in her eyes

- If looks could kill, Marlo would have your head right about now

- MISS GIRL I COULD GET DRUNK IF YOUR BREATH😷😷😷

- “Huh? About what” you play dumb hoping she didn’t notice you blatantly staring

- “Sweetie you would’ve caught flies if you kept your mouth open any longer” she says right in your ear causing you to get goosebumps

- So she definitely noticed you staring

- And played into it😐😐😐

- You took the bait and she won this round

- She nuzzles her head into your chest and oh my god her scent intoxicates you

- A mix of vodka, a bit of sweat (naturally,,,, bitch just got done dancing her life away), strawberry herbal essence shampoo, and a shit ton of Victoria’s Secret bombshell perfume(or Tease, I can’t decide)

- “I have to pee~~ can you come with” she says grabbing your hand without waiting for your answer

- What’s up with drunk girls and tag team bathroom breaks

- (On a real note, I’ve been to a handful of parties and my friends always ask me to help them in the bathroom like what am I gonna do? Wipe their ass for them? Cheer them on like YES GIRL GO PISS!!!🥳🥳🥳🥳)

- Anyways

- She pulls you into the bathroom, does her business as you face the wall, washes her hands and youre ABOUT to open the door when pins you against the door slamming it shut

- “You’re an idiot???” she looks up at you with tears brimming at her eyes

- You’re just as drunk/high as she is (if not more??) she CANNOT blame you for not picking up the subtle hints

- You gave her this abhorrently shocked and confused face

- “Hitch wait what why are you crying I’m so sorry what did I do” you begin to ramble in panic

- “What did I do uhh I’m so sorry how can I fix thi—“

- She cuts you off by smashing her lips against yours

- This has to be a dream or just drunk Hitch actions because she is a flirty drunk so you don’t want to get your hopes up

- “That’s how you can fix it~” she hiccups as a tear goes down her face

- “I’ve liked you for a while and I didn’t want to ruin anything so I kept it in for so long but I just can’t anymore” now SHES rambling

- “Just *hic* seeing you everyday, being so close to you and not *hic* being able to do anything about it hurts so bad but I just had to get this out so I’ll leave you alone afte—“

- Now you cut off her rambling with a slightly less aggressive and more passionate kiss

- The smile on her face is the cutest mixture of shocked and pure happiness🥺🥺🥺

- “I want the exact opposite of you leaving me alone, I’ve liked you for so long Hitch” you kiss her forehead and she just happily sobs/giggles like a child into your chest

“Don’t tell Hitch this, but she’s everything I wanted and more” you give her a small chuckle, looking away as your cheeks turn pink

“I won’t say a word idiot” she says kissing the top of your nose

Anyone, Feel free to delete any part of the ending if you’d like to add the smut part of this request!! Hope you enjoyed

- K ( :

[danganronpa-oneshots-headcannons]

Hi! Can I request some headcanons for a S/O who really can't stand up for themselves, even though they really try? And for the characters, if it's okay, Fuyuhiko and Kaito!

☁︎︎~Of course my lovely! This took forever to write ahhhh! This is a very cute idea tho-🥺 Much love 💕//

☁︎︎~Fuyuhiko and Kaito with a S/O who can’t stand up for themselves!

☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~☁︎︎~

☁︎︎~Fuyuhiko

•You never were one to stand up for yourself.

•Even though you tried your hardest, you’d constantly fail.

•How you ended up with the infamous Yakuza is beyond me.

•Well maybe..

•Fuyuhiko picked up on your confidence level when he first laid eyes on you.

•He wasn’t harsh when you two first talked.

•He was softer spoken and held back his aggressiveness.

•Finally he asked you out after some time.

•How could you say no?!

•The two of you started dating ever since then.

•Not gonna lie, probably keeps an eye and ear out for you whenever you two are at school.

•And by that, I mean he probably has Peko hiding on the sidelines making sure you are alright.

•For you, Peko be like- (ง'̀-'́)ง

•You think once the word got out that you were dating the high school ultimate Yakuza people would lay off you.

•Yeahhhh no.

•You were walking through the halls of Hopes Peak when I guess you could call the, ‘local bully’ had slammed you into the lockers.

•Just your luck, Peko wasn’t around to help you.

•Books flying everywhere, you landed on your knees as a shear sting of pain vibrated throughout your back.

•Looking down at you, he belted out a laugh.

•You almost broke Into tears right then and there.

•Quickly getting to your feet, you attempted to walk away from him only to be brought back to where you were.

•”Awh look at you! Your shaking like a leaf! Whatcha gonna do? Get your baby face criminal on me?!”

•He mocked, lowering to your height and sneering.

•”Well guess what baby, he ain’t shit.”

•forcibly grabbing your chin, what he didn’t expect from you was to spit at him.

•”He’s more of a man then you’ll ever be. At least he has some common curtesy unlike you.”

•Taking his free hand, he quickly wiped away the saliva before looking back at you.

•The confidence left your eyes as it was replaced with fear.

•”Your going to pay for that bitch!”

•When you get home, Fuyuhiko is all over you.

•Brusies are visibly shown over you body as you shy away from him.

•”What’s the fucking name!”

•M a n i s p i s s e d -

•”No nevermind! I don’t need a name! I’ll fucking hunt them down and kill the bastard!”

•Peko is hanging her head In shame but also in anger.

•Who would ever hurt you?!

•Calming the small Yakuza down, he finally takes a breath and looks you in the eye.

•Tomorrow would definitely be different.

•”Just... don’t worry Y/N... this isn’t your fault.”

•Next day you wait around the corner in the back of the school.

•Peko and Fuyuhiko are hiding behind some bushes as they want for the enemy to appear.

•Sure enough there he comes.

•Books lazily shoved in his backpack as he plants his hands on his hips.

•”Look at my masterpiec! Did ya boyfriend get the message?! I’ve been waiting at my house for him that pussy!”

•Mocking you, he shook his head and laughed,

•”I knew it. He wasn’t going to do anything.. what a shame!”

•It was quiet for a moment before all hell broke loose.

•With a blink of an eye, Pekos sword is at his throat. Her red vibrant eyes piercing through his.

•Out walked Fuyuhiko, his hands rested in his pants pockets while his hat hung low.

•H looked up at him,

•”So your the motherfucker that marked my lover... heh. Some balls you got there.”

•The colour left his face as he looked down at Fuyuhiko.

•Moving his hat up, he sneered,

•”Next time I see anything on Y/N... your dead. You fuckin hear me?!”

•When he refused to speak, Peko pushed her blade further into his throat.

•”Y-Yes..”

•Nodding, Fuyuhiko pushed his hat back down,

•”Good. And I mean that you fuckin idiot.”

•Slinging a hand around your waist, he guided you away from the terrified teen.

•With a quick whistle, Peko lowered her sword and walked with the two of you.

•”You really scared him...”

•You muttered, lightly biting your lip.

•”I know. Maybe he’ll keep his mouth shut.”

•Smiling, you brushed your lips against his cheek.

•Lets just say the bully left you alone after that.

•Nor did he come back-

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☁︎︎~Kaito

•You always had bullies here and there but this one stood out.

•He was on the meaner side on the personality range and everyone could see that.

•He was constantly pressuring you, mocking you, telling you how wrong you were whenever you tried to give you opinion.

•I mean, what on earth were you doing wrong?!

•Each day you’d say goodmorning to your attacker In hopes to get a break from the constant harass.

•He didn’t even bat an eye at you.

•How badly you wanted to cuss him out but..

•You just didn’t know how to defend yourself even when you tried.

•Later on during that school year, you met Kaito Momota, the ultimate astronaut.

•He was definitely different then the rest.

•He was on the chirpier side and always kept peoples hopes up.

•However. He had a mouth on him and wasn’t afraid to use it.

•When you two met, you instantly bonded.

•He was always so nice to you, complimenting you, asking if you needed help with homework,

•It was a proven fact he liked you!

•Soon enough he had the courage to ask you out.

•Happily you acepted his confession.

•With that being said however, that didn’t stop him from bugging you.

•He sat behind you during class one day.

•As one of the free times came around, he started tormenting you.

•”So, I heard your with that bozo there.. ain’t surprised that two numbskulls would get together.”

•Turning around, your lips pursed together.

•”He’s not a numbskull. He’s the kindest person I’ve known.”

•He scoffed,

•”Tch sure. Keep telling yourself that.”

•Finally, for the first time in forever, you had snapped back,

•”Mhm. That’s why people want to talk to Kaito more then you. No one wants to interact with a low life loser who finds fun in tormenting people.”

•You eyes widened at what you had just said.

•Did you really say that?...

•Smirking, your bully licked his lower lip before taking his foot and kicking your chair into your desk.

•Your rib cage dived straight into the corner of your desk, quickly winding you.

•Struggling to breathe, that cursed voice rang in your ears,

•”Try that again. I dare you.”

•After school, you met up with Kaito.

•Forcing a smile, you gave him a quick kiss before taking his sleeve and guiding him away.

•”Y-Y/N? You alright babe?”

•When you were away from the school, you nearly burst into tears.

•Quickly catching this, he immediately embraced you,

•”Y/N?! What happened? Are you okay?!”

•Nodding, you finally pulled away and lifted your shirt.

•There was a dark bruise on your right side. Brown, green, purple, you named it. All the colours were there.

•The concern left his face as it was replaced with anger,

•”Holy shit Y/N! Who the hell did this?!”

•Kaito barely cussed. Even him saying a simple, ‘shit!’ Was surprising to you.

•Burrying your head into his chest, your arms wrapped around him tightly.

•You didn’t want to involve him but,

•What else were you going to do?

•”Just... meet me at lunch?”

•Kaito went to speak but quickly shut his mouth,

•”Of course! If that’s what you want then sure.”

•The next day you sat at an empty table at lunch.

•Not only did you wait for Kaito, but you waited for your tormenter as well.

•Sure enough in came the one man you despised.

•He looked over at you and scoffed before marching over to you.

•”Where’s your little boyfriend? I don’t see him. Then again, I wouldn’t expect a bum like him to come out here. Jeez. What an embarrass walking around the halls with a mistake like yourself.”

•Seeing a shadow sit behind him, your mouth carved into a smirk.

•”Look behind you.”

•Casually he looked behind him as the anger in his eyes disappeared.

•With one *BAM*

•He was out cold.

•Kaito watched him drop as his velvet eyes peered over to you.

•Placing his fist back at his side, he smiled,

•”Even his so called insults were weak!”

•Looking around the cafeteria, he sighed,

•”It won’t be long until I’m called to the office... if this... ‘thing’ tries anything again, give me a heads up.”

•Making sure to walk on the fingers of the unconscious boy, Kaito quickly pushed you out of the cafeteria.

•He was getting into trouble. Not you.

•The next morning in walked the boy.

•His whole left side was swollen as his fingers were in a homemade sprain. He didn’t look at you once in the eye.

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[nightonomy]

His Highness P2

(BNHA) Todoroki Shouto X Advisor Reader

Description: Were you always Prince Todoroki's Advisor? Well, sometimes the present doesn't reveal a hint of the past, let's take a few steps back, reader.

Author's Note: I was going to continue off of where I last left off, but a nice, spicy backstory is better lol.

Warning: Cursing

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Your knees slammed onto the soft, red, velvet carpet that draped across the floor in an elegant manner. It's blood color fabric stained your eyesight with it's bold appearance, along with the golden edges, it was quite glamorous.

So beautiful, in fact, that you were tempted to run your calloused hands across the carpet and envelop yourself into the texture.

Unfortunately, your hands were tied behind your back.

"(Y/N) (L/N), you are declared guilty of attempted murder, of Duke Bellwood's Son, your Fiance, Daisuke Bellwood."

The thunderous sound of drums echoed across the Courtroom.

The speaker questioned, "Do you have any last saying in the declaration?"

"What a dangerous women.."

"What a defiled monster. I feel bad for whoever had to marry her!"

"Her whore-like mother must have slept with a beast! How else would such a creature been born."

Mothers hid their children behind their gowns, shielding their eyes from you. Fathers enveloped their wives in side hugs that showed protection.

Without even looking up, you knew what was happening. The classic action that took place whenever a horrendous act was performed. Pity, disgust, resentment. All of these negative feelings mixed into one.

But, what truly stood out amongst these emotions wasn't human. It isn't even remotely made from anything close to a loving creature. This emotion, was mockery.

The slow spread of a smile forming onto one's lips. The way the head cocks to the side in amusement. The bright, glowing eyes that showed true malice and humor.

"...personal prejudice and financial greed are the two great evils that threaten courts of law..." you looked upward towards the speaker, your eyes dancing in a deranged waltz, "...and once they get the upper hand they immediately hamstring society, by destroying all justice."

A smirk graced your lips as the Courtroom turned cold and the sound the people shifting anxiously raised the ceiling.

"Thomas More, Utopia."

The Speaker looked away in discomfort and a look of fear crossed his feature. But, as fast as it came, it was immediately replaced by anger. "Take the damn bitch away! Get rid of her this instance! I want now trace of such a disrespectful whore in my sight."

You chuckled at his panicked words and almost turned it into a cackling laugh if it wasn't for the sound of a walking stick cracking at the floor.

"Attention all!" The demanding voice announced.

You tried to crain your head into the direction of the voice, but it came from behind you.

"Prince Shouto has arrived, please stand to greet his Highness!

Goodness gracious. The pompous candy cane has arrived! Probably to watch you get executed... You mumbled to yourself.

The sound of footsteps echoed, making their way towards you. In an easy and effective swoop, the Prince grabbed you by your tied arms, making you stand up. "I don't believe I was late."

Your jaw, and pretty much everyone's, dropped to the floor in such a fast manner, it sounded like a thousand pound brick falling from a three story house!

"A-ah Y-your Highness!" The Speaker's body created a 90 degree angle that was so straight, you were pretty sure that you could grab a tea pot and some leaves, and just have a tea party with his back as the table.

Glancing up, you looked at the Prince and studied him. What was he up to?

Prince Shouto, not bothering to spare you a look, announced rather pompously, "I want (Y/N) (L/N) to be my Advisor. Which means, Lord Akira, her execution is to be annulled."

You swear, if anyone who didn't drop their jaw before hearing this, then you were pretty sure that their jaw dropped now!

Lord Akira, the annoying Speaker, stuttered, "Your Highness! Y-you can't do that!" He pointed at you, "She's a m-murderer and-"

"Attempted, Lord Akira." Prince Shouto interrupted.

"W-well yes! But-But, (Y/N) is also a female who has immoral behavior! She isn't worthy of a-any distinguished position, especially from Your Highness!"

"Well, without my permission or knowledge, you held a trial and convicted an innocent women of murder without clear evidence. Not to exclude, but the judge appointed by King Enji, was found in a shed 10 miles from this courtroom." The Prince nudged his head in the direction of the Royal Gaurds who entered with him, towards Lord Akira. "Arrest him and imprison him for five days!"

"N-No! Your Highness, you can't! I'm innocent, I swear!"

His voice faded as he got further and further away from the courtroom. Along with the sudden arrest from Prince Shouto, the rest of the inhabitants fled the scene. But, judging by how prepared royalties usually are, you had a hunch that a whole legion of Royal Guards were positioned around the perimeter.

Ahhhh... this is so awkward...

You took a peak at the usually stoic candy cane and as usual, he was just as monotonous as before. "How disappointing..." you muttered.

"Hm? What was that?" The Prince cocked an eyebrow at you.

"Um- well... noth-"

"Your Highness!" A guard bursted into the room. "The nobles have been suspended and are being carried away to prison as we speak. We will now begin second part of the operation on your command!"

Ooooooh, saved by the bell!

"Very well, let's begin." Without a hint of hesitation, the candy cane hoisted you into his arms bridal style, and proceeded to carry you outside towards a carriage.

Your cheeks deeply reddened and a burst of excuses spewed from your mouth. "Y- Your Highness, I can walk. You don't have to c-carry me..."

"You're not that heavy, Lady (Y/N). I can assure you that you won't fall from my grasp."

You breathed in deeply and proceeded to recite every cuss word inside your mind until the man was at LEAST a feet away from you.

My heart is racing...

Prince Prince Shouto placed you safely inside the carriage and sat across from you. He then waved to the driver and with such a simple action, it began to move.

A wave of confusion washed over you. His Highness wasn't the type of person to ditch his own men. Fawning women, yes, but definitely not royal guards.

You asked the Prince as too whether leaving the guards was part of his plan.

"Mm," Prince Todoroki nodded, "They're going to collect the leftover evidence and quickly wrap up the operation before nearby nobles and commoners seek out what the ruckus is, so late in the afternoon."

"I see..." your voice trailed off, and a wave of silence enveloped the both of you. Surprisingly, it wasn't awkward or uncomfortable. Rather, it was peaceful and calm.

Your head quirked to the side and your (e/c) eyes happened to start examining him. His hair was bright and soft, the dual colors weren't straining your eyes from their pigments and instead, urged you to run your hands through it.

Of course, it's practical etiquette to avoid such a sensation.

Prince Shouto's face wasn't soft or roughly chiseled. Rather, it came down at a smooth point and his bones gave a way to a serious, but kind face. Of course, it depended on his position. If he looked down, his face was round and baby-like, but when he looked straight ahead, it was defined and royal-like.

Your breath hitched in you finally reached his eyes. It was so different from your everyday males. They were dual colored, much like his hair, one was a bright and vibrant blue that was the color of fresh ice in the winter. They gave a cold feeling that sprouted in your heart, but also the inkling feeling of curiosity.

His brown eye was the color of warm, melted chocolate. In the sunlight, it gave a hint of orange and reminded you of caramel and salty chocolate. But in the shade, it was the deepest of brown. A mix between black and the color of pure dirt, it pulled you into the void.

Gosh... this sounds so cheesy.

His eyes shifted and made contact with yours.

In that split second, you quickly looked away towards the window and a wave of awe hit you so hard, you were pretty sure that if an ogre were to appear at that very moment and beat you with his club, you wouldn't even notice it.

Vibrant hues of green and a multitude of colors surrounded the carriage, the white cobblestone path and attractively made buildings gave away to what the people of UA Kingdom commonly know as, the Capital.

People swarmed the streets with shopping bags, clothing made from the latest fashion, sugary candy, and everyday items. Entertainers attracted customers to their acts and people threw money into their hats as they clapped in joy. The smell of baked food and gourmet dishes wafted to every corner of the carriage and it made your mouth watered.

The sight was absolutely breathtaking.

Without noticing, the Prince was studying your awestruck features. His eyes danced with mischief and curiosity, whatever he was wondering, it was between him and his future plans.

The ride continued on for a long while as it made it's way to the castle. But when it finally made it there, you knew that this same place that you had your Debutante Ball at, was much different in the broad daylight then at night.

"Your Highness and Lady (Y/N), we have arrived at the Palace." The driver declared, triumphantly.

The Prince stepped out of the carriage and held out his hand in a gentlemanly manner. You scoffed at his presumptions and waved it off, proceeding to step out of the carriage without his help.

If I accept his kindness now, then he can use it against me for whatever he's planning...

The both of you walked towards the white, grand Palace.

Long story short, the walk to this guy's office was long, boring, and filled with nothing but social confrontation. For starters, this pompous man didn't even speed up! He continued at an elegant, I-have-all-the-time-in-the-world manner, and then there was the fact that there was nobody in sight!

For the first 15 minutes, there was only him and you. But then, when you suddenly got the urge to sleep, women bursted from every corner of the hallway as they proceeded fling themselves at the candy cane, and push you aside!

That wasn't even the worst part! 20 minutes later, people who you presumed to be very high in position decided to question Prince Shouto and hand him paperwork after paperwork! They then gave you a look of curiosity or disgust (depending on the person) and began to pry into your private life!

The absolute horror!

Once reaching the Prince's office, you collapsed onto a couch in exhaustion. "I have no idea why you go through that, your Highness, but whatever the reason, bless your soul!"

A deep chuckle resonated from his Highness's throat. He sat down and waved at the guards to leave, emptying the room for whatever you two were about to discuss.

"Do you know why I saved you, Lady (Y/N)?"

You shook your head no.

"Do you understand what potential you possess, the amount to skills that you, (Y/N) (L/N) have claimed since the moment you captured the eyes of the entire UA Kingdom?" Prince Shouto leaned back in his chair, his eyes piercing yours.

Your hands became clammy and the atmosphere felt like it was suffocating you.

He doesn't... he can't possibly know...

You responded, as calmly as you could, "I- if you mean my attempted murder, then I suppose-"

Prince Shouto shook his head.

He knows... dear Diety, he knows.

You ducked your head down and rested it in your palms. "I understand your concern, Your Highness, but I swear it wasn't intentional!"

A flash back pierced your mind, Lord Daisuke was floating over your limp form, his hands gripped your throat in a deathly manner. You knew what you did wrong.

"I'm appointing you as my advisor, Lady (Y/N) because you not only scored on top of your class for the 4 years you were in the Royal Academy, but you managed to take a breaking record for the highest score on not only your M.A and regular Entrance exam, but also on the very last M.A and regular exam at the end of your last term." He looked at you pointedly, "Do you understand what this means?"

"How did you get that information?" You blurted. "I- I got rid of all of the evidence... I made sure no one knew..."

"It doesn't matter how I got it, Lady (Y/N). What matters is whether or not you accept my proposal." The man, without you sensing his movements, managed to stand above you. His arms came down to your shoulder, trapping you in a kabedon.

Oh Diety... His Highness is too good looking for his own good...

You asked him what would happen if you denied his request. But deep down, you knew the answer.

"Death. Execution. Imprisonment for the rest of your life. Whatever attempted murderers receive as their sentence,"

His forhead touched yours, his breath mingling with your own. If it wasn't for the topic of the discussion, you were sure that this was highly inappropriate.

"But I'm a women," you added tensely.

Prince Shouto backed up, his eyes flashing in disgust. "What makes up your gender isn't a barrier to this position, (L/N). You are an erudite Lady, who has excelled in education,"

The man turned away and sat across from you.

"I'll give you five seconds to decide, I'm not a patient man when such a talented individual is sitting before me."

“5″

Oh Diety, oh my goodness, I-

“4″

If I say yes then he might take advantage of me like Lord Daisuke-

“3″

But if I say yes, then I can finally earn a name for myself and-

“2″

Screw it, I'm already at my deathbed, this can't get anyworse

“1″

"Okay, alright! I surrender!" You rushed to put your hands over his mouth, "I'll become your Advisor or whatever!"

Prince Shouto gently took your hands and lifted them to his lips, a bright blush overtook your entire face.

"Then the deal is sealed. Welcome to UA Kingdom, Advisor (Y/N)."

[sergeant-donny-donowitz]

The Best Revenge (2/2) (DonnyxFem!Reader)

Requested by @sodapop182​

@owba-chan​ @inglourious-imagines​ @war-obsessed​ 

Let me know if you wanna be tagged in these! :)

The theater was burning down around you. Donny and Omar were rightfully unloading each and every round, ending the war with their bare hands. The three of you were. You spotted dynamite under Hitler's seat. It wasn't yours, Donny's, or Omar's.

You were the only one that realized Aldo and Bridget never made it back.

So...where did the dynamite come from?

You caught sight of Landa across the theater earlier when he pulled Bridget away...

You weren’t sure if he recognized you or not. Makeup and clothes borrowed from Bridget made you look like the polar opposite of what Hans Landa knew you as...

You never wanted anything more in your life. You wanted to kill Landa right then and there, but Donny pulled you back with a simple glance, and a forced smile that seemed to say, "Not now. Not here."

Not even an hour later, there was one more thing you were sure of.

One thing you wanted even more than to kill Hans Landa....

"Donny, Omar, drop the dynamite lets go."

Donny pulled his arm away from your hand as he fired another round into Hitler's already disintegrated face.

Lately you'd been the one he trusted most out of the basterds. He listened to you. He volunteered for the theater because you did.

And in this moment, suffocated by the blazing heat and the inglourious honor of being a basterd, he was sure of one thing.

He loved you...

As he shot Hitler's face clean off, he almost forgot himself...

"DONNY."

He stopped firing. "Y/n...?" He saw you taking the dynamite off of your leg and tossing it over the opera box.

Omar stared at you, his mouth open in shock.

You rested your hand on Donny's shoulder and you asked "This is about revenge, isn't it?"

Donny looked down at you, and smiled a little, "Sounds familiar, kid..."

You rested your hand on his cheek, and spoke just loud enough for him to hear, "Don't you wanna see what the world is like without them? That's the best kinda revenge, isn't it?"

Donny smiled as he looked down at  you. He put his hand on your cheek, lowered his gun, and kissed you.

Omar still stared with a wide mouth and eyes. He knew some of the older basterds made jokes and bets about you and Donny, but he thought you hated each other... It never quite clicked in his mind... Not until that moment, when he saw Donny pulling up his pant leg, and tearing off his dynamite. "Omar, change of plans, kid. Lets go."

Omar sighed, raised an eyebrow and nodded with a sigh. Maybe... Maybe he should have seen it coming sooner.

Still, he smiled a little. "Ok, sarge."

Meanwhile Aldo and Smitty were facing Hans Landa.

"And when you purchase friends like Bridget von Hammersmarck, you get what you pay for."

Landa noted the concerned look in Aldo's eyes and smirked, "Speaking of which, you should know that by now. You took a deserter under your wing, Aldo."

Aldo frowned and Smitty turned to him, shocked that Landa could know such a thing...

Landa chuckled "Even in our eyes, that's an abomination lieutenant."

He realized Aldo and Smitty glancing at the doors and windows as if expecting a rescue. "Perhaps she deserted again. What more could you expect from a coward like that?"

Smitty narrowed his eyes and muttered in contempt, "What do you  fucking know..."

Landa leaned over the desk, "How is it that she came to be a deserter? Surely she's a damn good basterd. What made her run away in the beginning, I wonder?"

He eyes the boys and smiled pleased with himself, "You don't even know. Do you?"

All Smitty and Aldo knew was rumors. And all they had were suspicioms based on what he knew of you after meeting you. Landa was right you were a damn good basterd. And a better friend.

"There was a soldier, once. Valuable to the allies. A particularly good thief. The harpy. Captured. Caged like those fabled bird beasts. Put in a camp with the rest of the filfth."  he sighed, "But... No one could break her. No interrogators succeded, no torture got anything out of her...well screams and blood, but nothing usefull to us. So, they sent for me."

Smitty shook his head in disbelief. His heart broke for you... "You lie..."

Landa shook his head chuckling "No, it's true!   Your darling little y/n was-"

Aldo slammed his foot against the table. "Private L/n is  a good goddamn soldier, a fucking basterd. Respect that woman or I'll-"

Landa shook his head, tutted, and waved his hands "Now Aldo, I mean no disrespect. In fact, I'm rather  impressed a deserter could have weasled her way into your team. I'm impressed she escaped my hands..." He held his gloved hands up.

Aldo narrowed his eyes "What the hell you mean, Landa..."

"I took over the SS investigation on the Harpy... Naturally she is a basterd at heart, always has been apparently. But, I'll spare you the sentiment. One day, my hand slipped. It was particularly brutal, even for me. I was almost frightened I'd killed her before getting any information from her. Naturally my superiors would have sent me along with her if I had..."

"Why do you care so much anyway? She's smart, you should've figured she'd get out of it." Smitty glared at Landa.

Landa became serious in the blink of an eye. "I branded her."

Aldo narrowed his eyes "What the fuck are you talking about."

"No different than any other prisoner of war. But I did it. I gave her the numbers on her arm." He saw the confusuon on their faces and smiled "Ahhhh... She never even let you see? Shame... Would've cleared much of her blame... Although even  if she escaped me, she never went back to her company. That woman is still a deserter. Frankly, Aldo, it's beyond me how anyone could have escaped the camp in her state. Such blood... Still impressive. And yet..." His eye twitched for a moment. The madness of a mass murderer flashed in his eyes,  "I could never rest until I found her. Just to make sure she was dead this time."

Aldo and Smitty stared at him.

"I shall have to thank you Aldo. Your boys are getting rid of her for me...the one that got away."

"Son of a bitch!"

Landa sighed "As far as your paisanos go, sergeant Donowitz and Private Omar-"

Aldo understood Landa recognized you but he asked "You know our names?"

As far as their paisanos were... They were outside of the incinerated theater, finding that Smitty wasn't in his post. And neither was Hirschberg...

They never found signs of Aldo or Bridget in the theater.

You searched everywhere you could think of...

And it paid off.

Aldo may have been a slave to appearances, but you were a slave to your past. And you would not rest until you were freed, regardless of whether you had already ended the war.

You were far enough where you could hear Aldo and Landa going back and forth.

You gathered what had happpened. You pieced it together.

They'd made a deal with the general, and Landa was to go free...

You watched as Aldo pulled his knife out.

Landa was going  free...

It wasn't something you could abide by... As Smitty would say, 'not one damn bit, sir.'

You pulled out your pistol. Omar pulled you back "He made a deal with the brass. You heard that."

You looked Omar in the eyes, and shook your head, your gun still aimed. "This shot was not meant for you."

Donny saw the same fury in your eyes as he did a year ago.

Nothing was going to stop you.

He pulled Omar away.

He smiled at you, knowingly and devilishly. "This is the best revenge, kid. A world without nazis."

You smiled a little then turned. You walked away from him.

In a few days, you'd be going home together, hand in hand. That was half of how you wanted things to end. There was only one more thing you needed.

"Y/n? Boys?! You're alive you goddamn basterds!"  Aldo couldn't stop smiling as you all appraoched. You all looked down at Landa.

Aldo smirked as he put his knife in your hand. "Go ahead kid."

You crouched down by Landa.

"Ah... Private L/n. I see you've moved up in the world."

You looked at him, unmoved by the excitement of the war's end. "Shut up or your tongue is next."

"Yes...I see..."

You smirked, "You do? How bout your eyes?" You rested the blade against his cheekbone, just beneath his eye."

Landa gulped nervously "Now, now private L/N...I ...I spared your life! I-"

You rolled up your sleeves and he saw the numbers he marked, and bragged about.

He felt the cool blade against his forhead and he pleaded "I MADE A DEAL WITH YOUR LIEUTENANT AND YOUR GENERAL."

"But you didn't make a deal with me." You carved a swastika onto Landa's forehead as he writhed and screamed.

You looked back as Aldo smiled at the masterpiece.

He'd taught you well...

"That right, Aldo? He make a deal with you?"

He and Smitty crouched by you and looked down at Landa.

"That's right, soldier. He lives, he gets credit for killing Hitler,  and lives on pertty ol' Nantucket Island." He glanced back and saw Donny's lovestruck eyes set on you. "That's a little close to Boston, aint it son?"

Donny nodded, "Sure is, boss."

Aldo smirked as you all heard a jeep coming by.

Hijacked by Hirschberg, who also broke Hugo and Wicki out of an infirmiry. Omar looked back at Landa, and grinned, "Hearse has arrived."

Aldo cleared his throat, "Ya know, kid... You were unawares of the terms and conditions of this deal... You could say, you were disoriented, coming from an explosion and all. And you just so happened to have stumbled upon your lieutnant and fellow soldier chained up in the hands of  two nazis. Wouldn't be unexpected of you to have been a little..." He smirked as he glanced at Landa, "Trigger happy."

He and Smitty steped back and stoood with Omar and Donny and piled into the  jeep with the others.

"So this is where it ends, fraulein? You disobeying orders from your general? Not surprising from a deserter."

"Stand up you dirty animal." You pulled him up and slammed him against a tree. "This gun has one bullet. And one only." You had used up the rest of your ammunitions a few hours earlier during the peak of Operation Kino. You'd been saving this bullet for years. His name was literally on it.

He heard a click...

He nodded once, resigned and smirked, "I'll see you in hell, basterd."

You pulled your face away  from the gun for a moment. You smirked right back, looking him square in his cold, heartless eyes.

For the first time in the entirety of the war, Colonel Hans Landa was terrified...

"Tell em who sent you."

There was one gunshot.

One last bullet.

Landa was gone.

Hitler was gone.

The war was over.

Smoke fron your gun stopped rising. You lowered it. 

You were free... 

No more blood on your hands. No more bullets and guns around your waist. No more revenge.

You looked up. You looked at the forest you'd called home for a year. In the distance you saw the Alps you crawled over three years before, half-dead, attempting to find salvation. You looked down at Hans Landa, and death itself....

It wasn't in the safety of Switzerland in a warm tavern where you'd found your salvation. It was in the harsh, bloody war behind enemy lines, once upon a time in Nazi-occupied France, standing by the basterds.

"Come on, doll."

You turned around and saw Donny, waiting. "Time to go home."

You smiled, unable to belive you'd just heard those words...

Donny knew it. He smiled softly, his hands resting on your upper arms, covering scars and numbers you were now free from. "We're going home, doll. You're goin' home, just like Aldo promised." He held onto you, and you smiled, genuinely for the first time in a long time.

You looked up at him, nostalgia in your heart and freedom in your eyes as you looked at him.

He was more than a basterd to you...

"Home’s a few hours from Boston." You only half-smiled then, remembering that freedome came with a price: Goodbyes.

Donny saw the shadow of uncertainty beginning to well in your eyes. He shook his head, and wiped the tear from the corner of your eye. "I'll go anywhere in the world for you, doll."

After everything...you looked at Donny as he held your hand and led you to the jeep with the others. After everything, you finally got what you wanted. Once upon a time, in Nazi-Occupied France, seven basterds marched over to Switzerland for a night, and left with eight. A hatred fueled by distrust became a friendship fueled by broken pieces of a mystery. The basterds completed their mission.

You got revenge. You got a world without nazis.

And you got a new world with Donny... You finally got your happily ever after, in a free France, with a free future ahead of you, with Donny still by your side. This really was the best revenge you could have asked for...

Amazing art by @sodapop182​!!!

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A LunaTic and her Gunn (Part 10)

"Cut 'Em"

Back at Colson's, everyone is still in full swing. Making the quiet ride back, with Luna and Colson simply resting upon each other, even nicer. Foster the People's Torches is bumping, helping the weed smoke roll through out the house. Colson, Luna, Baze and Slim are sitting at the kitchen table about to play spades, surrounded by girls. Mod, Pete and Ashleigh are playing Mario Kart in the living room. Surrounded by girls. Benny, Phem and a few others are out by the pool with more girls. The scene looks as if they brought all of VIP back with them.

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"So you think you can throw cards?" Slim says to Luna, eyeing her while he shuffles.

"I've sliced some hands off with a spade or two before." She says leaning back. After she takes a swig of her beer, she says "My cut."

"Sure." Slim slides the cards to the middle of the table.

Luna cuts the cards. Slim deals.

"Yo. Slim looks like he wants to fuck her up. He BIG mad she took me as her partner. My girl better walk as hard as she talks, Boy..." Colson thinks to himself watching the two of them.

Slim deals. Luna looks at her hand. She's got 5 solid and a possible 6. "First hand bid it's self?" She asks.

Slim looks a little surprised. "Yeah."

"Alright, on me. You ready?" She asks Colson.

"Get it, Kitty." He tells her.

She opens it up with the ace of hearts.

"Ok." Baze says throwing low.

Luna and Colson play off each other magnetically. One look. She walks all 6 books easily. He pulls another 3. "Just a preview." She smirks at Slim as she begins to shuffle.

"Well, if I had my PARTNER." Slim emphasises. Lighting up another joint.

"Whoah!" Throws out Baze. "You didnt pull shi.."

Luna interrupts him. "You want him, take him." She says, extending her arm across the table at Colson, turning her head. One look. Looking back, "I'll whoop both your asses." She taunts Slim with a half smile.

"Aight, bet. Switch places with me."

"Y'all are REALLY outta pocket." Laughs Colson. Watching them playfully bicker.

"Fine. It's still my shuffle tho." She says getting up. As she sits down, she leans over to kiss Colson. "I'm sorry, Bunny." She grins at him. Then she looks across to Baze. "You ready to run these hoes, Partner." She says swigging her beer.

The three of them look a her for a second before erupting into laughter. "THAT is definitely YOUR GIRL." Slim states. Luna swigs her beer again before she begins to shuffle.

After they bid, Slim throws the ace of clubs to start. It should've walked but Luna slices it with the 4 of spades. He looks at her. "You wanted your partner." She shrugs laughing.

"This is true, Bro." Colson backs her up, shrugging too.

"Fuck you both." Slim laughs.

It's a fun game. There's a lot of laughter and shit talking. Surprise books walk and others that are supposed to, end up cut. Luna and Colson play footsy under the table. It's not a massacre but Luna and Baze take Colson and Slim by 200 points.

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"Good game. Where'd you learn to play like that?" Slim asks afterwards, impressed, as they light up cigarettes outside. They can see the sun begin to dance.

"I did a summer at Crossroads." She says exhaling, leaning against the house.

"What, like summer camp?"

Luna laughs. "No. Like maximum security juvie." She says taking another drag.

"REALLY?" Slim cocks his head towards her. "YOU and your 5 high to a knee high. For what?"

Luna chuckles at his metaphor. "A knee high though?" Crossing her ankles as she leans.

He shrugs. "For real tho, what cha do?"

"I picked up something like 96 charges. Multiple accounts on most, so some of them don't count. It ranged from terroristic threatening, 2nd degree assault, fleeing, resisting arrest..." She sighs, rubbing her forehead. "Annnnd assault on an officer and possession and intent. I believe." She finishes, taking a drag off of her Newport.

"God Damn, Girl!!! What you do all that for? His face scrunched up.

She throws her hands out as if, I don't know, as she looks at him. "Enh. These two bitches jumped my friend. So, I jumped em back with a Louisville, after picking up." She takes another drag. "I feel like they trumped up the charges because it was on school property."

"Not because of the Louisville?" Slim laughs. He puts his cigarette out. "You know," he says pointing at her "I wasn't sure about you at first but you aight." He nods his head. Agreeing with himself.

"Thanks. That means a lot and is important as Colson's best friend." She says honestly, taking her final drag before putting her cigarette out too. "I'm glad we got a chance to hang out." He agrees.

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Slim sticks around outside admiring the sunrise.

"Rook was right, she is quick and funny as fuck.... Can hang too...Shooo.... The way she cut them books.... Kells'll be good if she's as hard as she's coming off to be..... At least she seems to be living up to the hype after the all years he fucking sweated her." He thinks, lighting one last Newport.

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Walking inside Luna stretches wide and yawns, looking around for Colson. Things are surprisingly quiet. She finds him in the kitchen eating a cold fried chicken leg. "Ahhhh!!! Tell me you have more. I am starvingggg." She whines.

"YES." He proudly shoves one her way with paper towels.

"You. Are a God." He leans down so she can kiss him on the cheek. She then hops onto the kitchen counter and begins to eat her chicken. "So," she says swinging her bare feet "What's the plan for tomorrow?"

He walks towards her, she's still swinging her feet until he gets close enough that they rest on his naked stomach. He looks down. "You wanna get fucked right here?" One look.

She smirks and looks around " I mean...." She says biting into her chicken, shrugging. "I am trying to eat this chicken tho."

He laughs "You want another peice?"

"Yeeeeessss pleeease. This shit is slammen'."

As they hang out eating their chicken together, he says to her "Tomorrow's gonna be chill... I'm picking Cas up Sunday morning." He takes her finished chicken and throws it away. Walking back to her, he continues "I meant what I said. I want you to meet her. Maybe we can go out to dinner." He says moving to in between her thighs. One look. Pulling her across the counter, up against him. She puts her hands on his collar bones.

"HOLY FUCK MY LIFE. SHE'S GONNA HATE ME." Panics Luna mentally.

"I don't think that's how you meet kids, Bunny." She says to him, shaking her head. "Especially if you want them to like you." She laughs lightly. "Doooo you want my completely uneducated thoughts?" She asks.

"Always." He responds kissing her.

"I think, you should hang out with her first, and then maybe tell her about me when you feel it's right annd then ask HER if she'd like to meet me. Wherever she'd like." She's looking at him seriously. "Buuuuut I vote Disneyland." Luna smiles widely, raising her hand.

"I vote Universal." He says pushing her arm down with his now raised arm.

"You're an idiot." She laughs, squirming as they weirdly arm battle.

"You the one who loves an idiot." Trying to move, trapped in her things, continuing to raise arm battle her. The sight of him makes her retreat, laughing loudly as he continues on his own, pleased by her laugher.

"I do love you" she smiles pulling his face towards hers. With this he also retreats into her hands. Kissing her wetly and deeply as her thighs tighten around him even more. His hands run through her long hair, down her back, onto her ass, pressing her hard against him. She drags her blue nails down his bare chest, before she slides her hands alongside her own body and pulls off her bra with her black sheer shirt off in one swoop. Although he could see her breasts all night, he was tired of the shirt and is pleased to see it go. He NEEDS to feel her skin right now. Both of them begin to take the other's pants off. His drop to the floor as she lifts herself up for him to slide hers off. He runs his index along her lips before dipping inside of her.

"You're always so wet for me, Kitten. I fucking love it." He says gnawing at her neck as he slowly works his huge cock deep into her pussy. "And tight." They both groan in pleasure as he makes his way into her fully. Arms wrapped tightly around each, sloppily tongue kissing. Their hips slam together as they grind and fuck each other, deep and hard on the kitchen counter. "You're such a dirty, little slut." He says in her ear.

"Who's dirty, little slut am I? She asks lowly, bucking against him harder.

"MINE." He says firmly, "You're MY dirty, little slut." Kissing her back on the mouth. His words excite both of them. They're both close to cuming as they fuck each other harder.

"And what are you going to do to me?" She pants.

"I'm going to fuck you wherever, whenever, however the fuck I WANNNNNT." He growls loudly, pulling her hair as he releases himself inside her, for the second time tonight.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!" his mind explodes. He knows he's drunk but if he's going to believe in religion. It's her fucking pussy. He decides.

The yank does it. She buries her face in his neck as she tries to muffle her squealing giggle as she cums with him. "Mmmmm...Colson." She purrs. "I love you."

After a few moment, they unwrap themselves and kiss sweetly. "I love you too, Luna." He says before lifting her off the countertop. They do a quick clean up job before he grabs her bag and they head upstairs together.

"Jesus Christ that was amazing. I wonder if anyone heard us. Probably. Oh well....... Thank Fuck, I stayed on birth control. I knew shit was gonna pop off between us but DAMN...."

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"That was fucking HOT. She wasn't lying. We do fuck like rabbits. How can I not with that fucking ASS!!" He refrains from biting her as he watches her ass bounce up the stairs. "And she fucking loves me." He thinks beaming, heart racing while admiring his view. "I've never came like that before...." his mind drifts watching her ass guide him.

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To be continued...

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Talk Me Down: Part Four

A/N: AHHHH! I finally updated this! Sorry I have been delayed in doing so, school was hell and I’m only just starting to get back into the habit of writing. I’m hoping that over the summer, with the time I have, that I can complete this story and Bounty and maybe even start a new one! I really hope you guys enjoy this chapter <3 Thank you once more for all the support. I appreciate it a lot.

Plot: A mysterious name pops up in (Y/N)’s mind causing tension between her and her mother. As Reggie gets to know (Y/N), Cheryl approaches him with a proposition that tests him on what matters more to him. His morals or his lifelong dream he’s worked hard on?

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Part One // Part Two // Part Three

Part Four

(Y/N) groans the moment she walks into the atrium of her mansion, standing in the middle, looking like a hawk on a pedestal, is her mother with her arms crossed and deadly eyes glaring her up and down. “Go ahead, scoff about my outfit. Tear me apart. Do the one thing you know.” (Y/N) stops and places her hands on her hips, waiting for her judgemental mother to spew out some excuse to shout at her.

Margareta scoffs and rolls her eyes, adjusting her silk gloves. “You missed the banquet. You made me look like a fool. I was the only socialite there that didn’t have their offspring present and it was the talk of the night. Next time, I’m making sure Torres has you home as soon as you step out of school. None of this, late night rendezvous to whichever unlucky soul has to endure your sight.”

“I’ll have your tiny little pea brain know that I was studying. At the library because at least that place has a proper space unlike this cauldron you brew every day.” (Y/N) snaps, holding onto her fallen back pack, shaking her head at her mother before stepping forward to get to the stairs and to her room and, subsequently, away from her mother.

“I’ll be leaving for the South tomorrow morning, I’ll be gone for three days and I suspect that by the time I return you will not have burned down this space. And if I find a single strand of a party, or any other living thing besides those that are already here, I will make your life a hell.” Margareta turns around and death glares (Y/N), who by now has dropped her bag and taken a few steps down to over-tower her mothers small frame.

“What business do you have down there, hm? The South Side that you have been keeping away from me all these years?” (Y/N) scoffs as she crosses her arms, glaring down at her mother, then it hit. A name. Out of the depths of her mind, something she didn’t recognize, or someone she doesn’t recognize. “Are you going to try and find dad? FP Jones…” Margareta’s face drops pale, her eyes scanning (Y/N) for answers. “…who is he? Why did his name just pop up in my mind?”

“How the hell do you know that name?” Margareta scowls.

“I. Don’t. Know. Just like I don’t know half of my life, who my dad is or where he is because you keep on telling me lies after lies after lies and I am fucking sick of it! One day and one way or another you will tell me, or I will have to find out by my fucking self because it is torture knowing that I am missing a part of my life and I can’t know what it is. You can’t keep me locked up forever, mother. The dam will break and when it does…” (Y/N) picks up her bag and smirks towards her mother. “….the devil within will be loose. Strap yourself in, your reign will soon be over. Ta-Ta. Have a good night down South!” Proudly, (Y/N) struts back up to her room, shutting the door behind her. Leaving Margareta to clench her manicured hands into fists and silently scream to herself.

Reggie walks slowly back to the changing room, the mornings practice aching him a lot more than he thought it would. Spending most of the summer going around and having interviews with schools meant he had limited time in the gym, his body felt rigid. As he turns the corner he sees the usual sight of Chuck and a few of the other lads cracking up, most likely about whatever moving being they banged over the summer but as he approaches his locker, Reggie’s ears perked up when he heard (Y/N) be mentioned.

“How much do you want to bet, that (Y/N) is a complete freak in bed?” Chuck ‘jokes’, the boys seemed to enjoy the trash talk. “C’mon, a hot chick like that being cooped up in a fortress up in the hills, she must have some sort of deranged kinks. (Y/N) must be freaky.” Alright, that’s enough.

Reggie slams his locker door shut and causes the small group of boys to jump a little at the sudden loud clang of the metal. “Do you honestly have noting better to do, Chuck?”

Chuck looks up at Reggie, still sporting that cocky smirk of his. “You know you’re thinking it too, Mantle. I’ve seen you sitting with her in Biology. Your eyes say it all. You’re as curious as I am.”

“Just cut it. She’s new. Besides, I’m pretty sure you’re not her type.” Reggie laughs as he walks out of the changing rooms, leaving Chuck to fume to himself. He takes a large sip from his water bottle as he heads to his locker, taking a few books out before walking down the hallway to Biology trying to rid his mind of what he’s just eaves dropped in the locker room. It sickens him that somehow, people don’t see whats wrong with it and even though they aren’t saying it in the presence of their subject, word travels fast.

When he turns the corner to go in to class, there’s no one else, yet, except for (Y/N) who is huddled over the assignment looking through all of her answers over and over again. Reggie smiles as he takes his seat next to her. “Morning.”

(Y/N) looks up from the paper, giving him a small smile as she puts the paper down and pushes her glasses up. “Morning to you, stink bomb. Did you run to school?” (Y/N) chuckles as she takes her glasses off and folds them, placing them carefully onto the table. “Either that, or a skunk decided you weren’t their friend today.”

“Ha. Ha. Very funny.” Reggie says sarcastically. “I had morning practice with the Bulldogs and I barely worked out over the summer so my body feels like an aching old man. And I did take a shower, just thought you should know that, so you don’t think I’m some gross jock.”

“I wouldn’t find you gross. Sweating is our body excreting liquids when we overheat so it can cool us down, yes it can stink but body odour is more of a self-care thing or a diet related issue, has nothing to do with sweat.” (Y/N) states. “How’d you find the assignment?” Reggie shrugs and slides her sheet he filled out, she took it and scans the paper fairly quickly. “You did decent, you couldn't probably get a 67, better than Topic 5 at least. The issue is, you don’t really explain things properly, you know where to end but you don’t know the start. Science is all about being able to explain the hows, because the end result is great but what people care more about is how you got there in the first place.”

“I have issues with explaining my own Subway order, how do you expect me to explain this?” Reggie raises the paper up and sighs, taking his notebook and study guide out. “Honestly, I read and I get the stuff but it’s just…”

“Articulating it into words that’s hard?” (Y/N) completes the sentence and Reggie nods. “It takes practice as much as studying does. Biology is a very memorization based subject and the more you train your mind to do it, the better you’ll get.” She rips off a piece of paper from her notebook, scribbles something on it and tucks it into the pocket of Reggies hoodie. “If you ever need a tutor, just give me a heads up, you seem like the only person in this entire school that looks at me like I’m human.”

“People can be stupid and currently, this entire school is. You didn’t choose to be up there, did you?” (Y/N) shakes her head. “Then I see no reason to wreck you over that and the rumours, they’re just as ridiculous. I’m pretty sure it’s been hell being sheltered from it all and I’m sure a lot of things are unusual and strange to you, the least people here could do is make you feel the littlest bit welcome.”

“Some have, Veronica was my tour guide but I was a bitch and slid her away. I try to be nice and whatnot but with my mother and all, I’ve only ever known how to be a trash talking socialite that takes pride in the glamour they’re encompassed with. I’ve known nothing other than bitchy people and self-centred jerks that only use others for granted, this is the most amount of ‘normal’ I’ve been. And I guess letting people be scared of me is my own way of making sure people don’t get close to me because I honestly don’t know what I’d do. I push away in fear of what I may encounter if I get too close.” (Y/N) pauses as she takes a moment to capture her breath again, the words spilling open faster than she could contain, Reggie sits there dumbfounded, eyes wide and mouth pursed together. “I’m sorry, you aren’t my therapist. I shouldn’t have. I’m sorry.”

Reggie waves her off. “No. Don’t apologize. You clearly haven’t had anyone who would bother to listen to what you have to say. Veronica is a decent person and hey, this can be a stepping stone. Don’t be scared, you’re here to learn just like anybody else.” Reggie reaches out and squeezes (Y/N)’s hand, causing her to flinch for a bit before giving Reggie a small, slightly painful smile. “If you’re down for it, I’d like to go down to Pops and maybe talk about a study plan?”

“It’s a deal.”

As Reggie waves goodbye to coach, he suddenly gets pulled aside to under the bleachers. Cheryl places a finger up to her lips telling him to be quiet. “What the hell Cheryl?” She lets go of her grip on his hoodie and double checks her nails and grins to see that they’re still in their pristine state. “What do you want?”

“Why do you always assume I want something, Reggie? Can’t we just talk?” Cheryl pouts.

“Because if you wanted to ‘just talk’ why would you pull me under here?” Reggie questions, straightening out his crumpled jacket. “Make it quick, I’m meeting..”

“The freak of nature that is (Y/N)?”

“She isn’t a freak, I’ll have you know she’s a decent human. People like you need to stop profiling her just because she’s been involuntarily hidden up in that hill since she moved here. You know Cheryl, it wouldn’t hurt to try and be nice to someone at least once in your life.”

Cheryl scoffs as she locks her arms together. “Please, I’m nice. Besides, you want to step down your tone, mister. You do not want to be crossing me after what happened over summer. Wouldn’t want that to be broadcasted to the whole school, do you? Hm? Oh, imagine what it could do to your potential scholarships.” As she taunts, Reggie grips tightly to the strap of his bag.

“What do you want?” He whispers angrily through his teeth.

“Assist me in the complete social annihilation of (Y/N). Execute my plan, ruin (Y/N) forever and then you can forget that I ever found out about your summer troubles.” Reggie’s eyes widen in complete disbelief. How low can she get?

“I am not going to do that! Why on earth would you want to even think of that? What has she ever done to you? What has she ever done to you thats so horrible that it warrants you the brain power to want to take her down?” Reggie inquires, not only down to the fact that he’s clueless as to why Cheryl would be interested in tearing (Y/N) apart but because he can’t stand the idea to see her get remotely hurt, she’s just someone that wants to live a normal life.

“It’s not about what she hasn’t done but more about what she can do. She threatens everything I have worked so hard for and I am not allowing some new trash to come in and think she can own the place just because everyone thinks she is a demented freak! That is not the kind of image I imagined for this school.” Cheryl flings her hair back. “All I need you to do is reel her in, then break her.”

“And why me?”

“Because you’re the only person she seems to talk to and the only guy in this school that has somewhat of a decent brain. And the only guy that isn’t looking at her like she’s a trophy to be won.” Cheryl sighs. “It’s the classic revenge plan, a John Tucker situation if you will. Date her, make her fall in love with you, then completely break her heart at formals and make her never want to come back to this school.” Reggie was on the verge of counteracting Cheryl’s plan, only for her to stop him from doing so. “I’ve got more dirt on you than you do on me, do this or your future will be as lifeless as hers.”

An uncomfortable pause falls between the two of them, Cheryl waiting for his answer and Reggie debating between his morals and his future, a future his father has worked on his entire life and something he’s dreamed about since he’s a kid. A cutthroat industry like pro football weighted heavily and Reggie curses in his mind as he looks at Cheryl in front of him.

“Fine. I’ll do it.”

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Helloo, I'm new in your blog❤️. Do you write fantasy AU? If you do and if you take requests still, can I ask a fic for V as an angel but caged by Rika and MC as a knight who saves him? I know it is really weird and absurd request and if you don't have time or you don't want to do it feel free to ignore me. Thank you :3

Ahhhh this prompt is so cute!! I’m just imagining V in a human-sized bird cage with rika who likes to taunt him with freedom…

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A young angel perched, running his fingers through his greyed feathers. He looked down, as some began to wilt and fall away to the floor.

“V, stop plucking your feathers out. Or you’ll be punished,” a voice commanded.

“Yes, Rika,” he replied, lowering his arms to his sides. He looked up pitifully at the bars that constrained him.

“Oh, don’t look so down. You know I rescued you. The world out there is dark and dangerous…Only I can protect you. There’s ruffians and thugs…poison ivy, quicksand, THE PLAGUE, and even large bugs!” Rika shrieked.

“Here it’s safe. Here it’s warm…”

“Here it’s safe. Here it’s warm,” V repeated just as he did the day before and the day before that. In fact, he couldn’t even recall the last time he hadn’t said that.

“I’ll be back soon, my precious,” the woman cooed, shutting the door behind her.

V’s cage was bleak and a bit rusty, with only a mirror, a perch, and small table at the bottom of the cage. Through the bars, the room was a sullen cream colour that needed repainting, a small square window, and a single light fixture. He sighed longingly at the birds who flew past.

“I’m baaaaaaacckkkk,” Rika sang, pushing the door open, “Here, I’ve brought some of my special elixir!” V gagged internally. She poured the teal liquid into a cup, and shoved it down his throat. “The effects only last so long. Disappointing isn’t it?”

V shrugged, turning away.

“Answer me!” Rika shouted, slamming her fist against the cage.

“….I wish…It lasted longer,” V choked out. Rika nodded in satisfaction and leaned back.

“I’ll be back later with some more.”

“Jeez!” a voice lamented, “I thought she’d never leave!”

V flinched, cowering behind his tattered wings. “W-who are you?”

“Aww, you poor angel you,” you sighed. “That bitch.”

V peeked out behind his wings. There stood a powerful person, clad in silver metal.

“I’m [Y/N]. I’m here to rescue you. I’m Charlie’s angel. Usually. Today I guess I’m yours,” you winked. You unsheathed your trusty sword, and with one fell swoop, shattered the bars. “Come. I’ll not hurt you. Now and forever,” you held your left hand out, waiting for the damaged.

Should I risk this? I’m safe and warm with Rika though… What will come after? Is it even worth it?

“Yes, Jihyun Kim, freedom is worth it. Always,” you spoke.

“How?”

You heard soft footsteps padding down the hallway. “It’s now or never.” V nodded, grasping his hand in yours. “Good choice,” you whispered, pushing him up and out of the window. You followed soon after.

“I’m back, my love!” Rika said. Instantly, her eyes turned to flames when she saw the damage and the damaged gone.

“V!” She screamed out. “You’ll PAY for abandoning me! You’ll rue the day!”

You lifted him up bridal style and hoisted him onto your horse.

“C’mon, we’re going to my hideout.” You gave your horse a pat and hoisted yourself up in front of the angel. “Here, hold on to me so you don’t fall off. Are you strong enough for that?”

“I think so,” he mumbled into your back. Not even ten minutes into the journey, you felt his grip loosen.

“V?” No answer. “Huh, so he finally tired himself out. Sleep well.”

Once arriving at the hideout, you gently lifted him back down into your arms and tucked him into bed, not after treating his wounds. You made two bowls of soup and settled down on the couch for yourself.

You pulled out a quill and some parchment and wrote a note.

Sir Jumin Han,

I have found the angel Jihyun Kim, V, and he is resting at my hideout. He is gravely ingured, and I fear that he will die without proper medical care. We are coming to your castle, so please be ready. I hope to leave my place at the break of dawn.

Best Regards,

Knight [Y/N], [L/N].

You called your carrier pigeon and sent him off into the night.

—-

Day broke, and you felt the sun warming your face. You rubbed your eyes to find V staring intesely at you.

“Good morning,” he said.

“H-hello.” you cleared your throat. “Are you ready? We’re leaving soon.”

“Why?”

“You need medical care.”

“My wounds will heal.”

“No, Rika’s elixir stunts the healing properties in your body and makes your wings immovable. We’re going right now, and that’s final.”

V blushed. “Okay.”

[jokerfanfiction]

The Trade: Part 2

Joker x Reader

(Final chapter: unless requested)

Warning:Smut, Fighting (nothing to graphic) and swearing

Characters:Joker and Y/N ———————————————————— -Four months after the incident in Australia-

-Y/N walks into J’s penthouse and into his office without knocking-

J:“get the fuck out of my office.” He growls without looking up from his papers

Y/N:“That’s no way to talk to your girl, now is it? Y/N sasses

-J looks up at Y/N and grins-

J:"Hiya Baby girl.” J says huskily looking at Y/N

Y/N:“Wow, you’re really bipolar..” (nickname) says walking towards J and straddling his lap, putting her fingers in his hair.

-J crackles and nips at (nickname)’s chin-

J:“Whadda want baby girl?”

Y/N:“What I can’t hang out with my boyfriend?” Y/N says while pulling J’s hair hard

-J growls and slaps Y/N’s ass-

J:“Watch the attitude and hair, baby.”

Y/N:“Okay okay.. can we go to your club?”

J:“No.”

Y/N pouts:“J…..” Y/N whines “You didn’t even let me explain!”

J:“Y/N-”

Y/N:“J! Pleassseee! You never let me go there with you, so if you don’t let me go with you tonight..no sex for two months.” Y/N smirks

-J growls and squeezes her hips-

J:“Go get ready.” J snarls

-Y/N gets off J’s lap but slaps him upside the head-

Y/N:“Snarl at me again and you aren’t getting any tonight!” (Nickname) sasses

-Y/N goes to walk away when J grabs her arm and slams her against the desk; getting really close to her ear.“

J:"Daddy’s letting you go-”

Y/N:“Here we go..” Y/N mumbles

-J slaps her ass really hard-

Y/N:“J! That hurt you asshat!” Y/N yells

-J rolls his eyes and rubs the part he slapped and continued talking-

J:“-to his club, do you know how many people will be lookin’ at what’s mine?” Y/N rolls her eyes “So, If you’re going baby, you WILL be by me all night. Got it?” J purrs nipping Y/N’s ear and grinding his crotch into her ass

Y/N:“Whatever you say J.” Y/N pushes J with her butt and leaves to go get ready. ———————————————————— (Y/N dress at the top)

-Y/N walks down the stairs to hear J complaining to Frost on how long she’s taking. Once Y/N walks into the living room and J sees her he growls and tries to hide he’s hard on by standing in front of the couch-

J:“Go. Change.Now.” J snarls

Y/N:“Go.Fuck.Off.J. And what did I say about the snarling? It’s not cute.”

-Joker is about to start a tantrum when Y/N interrupts him-

Y/N:“Lets go J or I’m leaving without you.” (Nickname) says walking out the door

-J practically runs after her and curses under his breath- ———————————————————— (J’s club is called the MadHouse)

-Time skip (they are sitting in the V.I.P section)-

-J was talking to a client and Y/N wanted a drink so she whispers in J’s ear-

Y/N:“I’m going to get a drink from the bar, want anything?” Y/N whispers while rubbing J’s leg

J:“Whiskey on the rocks. Don’t take to long.” J growls

Y/N:“Yeah yeah, don’t get your panties in a twist.” (Nickname) smirks

-Y/N gets up from the booth and J slaps her ass really hard-

Y/N:“Joker!” (Nickname) seethes

J:“Careful.” J says pointing a finger at Y/N

-Y/N rolls her eyes and walks to the bar, making sure to sway her hips and looks over her shoulder at J to see him growl/purr at her, making her smirk-

Y/N:“Hey Frankie, can I get a Whiskey on the rocks and a Sex on the beach, please.” (Nickname) says to the bartender

Frankie:“Sure thing, Y/N.”

-A buff guy with a lot of tattoos and piercings goes up to Y/N-

Creepy/kinda hot dude:“What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this sweetheart? The names Ryder and I’d like you to ride me all night.” Ryder winks

*I think I just puked in my mouth.. what kind of pick up line was that? Please tell me girls have common sense and fucking don’t fall for this dudes shit.*

Y/N:“Getting my boyfriend and I a drink.”

Ryder:“Ditch him babe, come have fun with me.” Ryder says grabbing onto Y/N arm

Y/N:“Uhhh no, fuck off.” (Nickname) snatches her arm away

Ryder:“I wasn’t askin’.” Ryder growls

*When J growls he sounds really fucking hot.. so why does this dude sound like a dying whale?*

-Y/N looks over at J’s table to already see him walking towards her with a pissed off expression-

J:“Get.The.Fuck.Away.From.My.Girl.” J growls pointing his gun at Ryder

Ryder:“Ahhhh, Mr.Joker. What a lovely surprise. What? Harley wasn’t slutty enough so you got this whore instead? I bet you even fucked her a few times, care to share?”

*This dumb ass motherfucking douchebag better have not just called me a whore AND compared me to Harley… fuck I might just kill the fucker.. bitch someone hold my earrings and heels*

-J laughs his infamous laugh and points his gun to Ryder’s head-

J:“Wha? I couldn’t quiet hear ya, care to speak about MY fucking queen again?” J snarls

*Fuck.. baby boy is looking quiet fine.. he gettin’ the pussy tonight*

-Ryder takes out two knives and aimed to cut Joker in the throat but hit his chest instead; making a deep cut-

-Y/N grabs the drinks behind her and smashes them over Ryder’s head, shocking him for a few seconds; giving J enough time to grab him by the throat and throwing.. yes throwing him away from Y/N-

Y/N:“You just pissed off the wrong gangster..” (nickname) mumbles

-J snarls making his way over to Ryder’s body and sitting on his chest, putting all of his weight onto Ryder making it hard to breath-

-Ryder still has his on knife and cuts J’s arm-

-Joker growls and laughs at the same time pointing his gun at Ryder’s head.-

J:“Close your eyes, baby girl.” J snarls

-Y/N turns around and hears a gun fire go off and people screaming pushing into her; running away.-

J:“Frost, clean this up would ya.” J growls and makes his way towards Y/N, turning her around to make sure she’s okay and to hide her from Ryder’s body

-Y/N notices how bad J’s cuts are-

Y/N:“Shit J, give me the keys, we’re going home so I can fix you up.”

J:“I’m driving.” J pouts

Y/N:“Do you see how much blood you’re losing? Give me the fucking keys before I kill you myself.”

J:“Ohhhh you’re getting punished tonight baby girl.” J purrs

Y/N:“Yeah yeah.” (Nickname) rolls her eyes and goes into J’s pocket, taking his keys and grabbing his hand. “Lets go big boy.”

J:“Are ya saying that because I’m big in a lot of places?” J grins

Y/N:“What the f-.. okay, J half of these girls already know how small your cock is. Don’t act like it’s all big and thick” Y/N teases

J growls:“Baby girl, you’re forgetting who you’re talkin’ ta. You fucking know Daddy’s 10in and thick and daddy is 11 1/2in when hard. Who stretch your– my pussy? When ya first saw Daddy’s cock you didn’t think he was small then.”

*i think I hurt his ego.. sorry ‘little’ J* ———————————————————— -Time skip to Jokers penthouse-

-Y/N leads J to his bedroom and points to the bathroom-

Y/N:“Go sit on the toilet, I’m going to get the first aid kit.”

J:“I’m fine baby girl.”

Y/N:“Go sit on the fucking toilet like a good boy or no pussy for you!”

-J pouts and goes into the bathroom.-

*Thats what I fucking thought*

-Y/N goes to get the first aid kit and comes back into the bathroom to see J already took his shirt off.-

-(Nickname) grabs J’s shirt, takes her dress off and puts his shirt on-

-J purrs-

-Y/N straddles J and gets a few cottons balls and alcohol to clean his cuts-

-J grabs Y/N ass-

Y/N:“This is going to sting J, so if you need to put your hands on my hips and squeeze.”

-J just grunts for a response-

-Y/N dabs the cotton ball on J’s cuts-

J:“FUCK!” J roars and grabs Y/N hips

Y/N:“Sorry baby boy… your cuts need to be stitched up.”

-J grunts again-

-Y/N quickly but steadily stitches J up and cleans up the dried blood-

-Y/N kisses J’s cheeks and puts her hands in J’s hair rubbing his head.-

Y/N:“All done baby.” (nickname) says gently

-J purrs and lifts Y/N up with his good arm-

Y/N:“Joker! Are you crazy… wait don’t answer that.” Y/N giggles “I just stitched you up baby boy, you need to rest.”

J:“Daddy needs to reward his baby girl, your punishment will come tomorrow.”

*Awe fuck, I was hoping he’d forget about that..*

Y/N:“J.. baby, as much as I’d love that you need to rest..”

-J kisses Y/N neck, hitting her weak spot.-

J:“I didn’t ask baby girl, you deserve your reward tonight.” J purrs

-J drops Y/N onto the mattress and takes off 'her’ shirt, leaving her naked in front of him-

J:“Beautiful.” J growls/purrs

*Fuckkk that was hot*

-Y/N grabs his cock through his dress pants-

Y/N:“It looks like 'little J’ wants to come out and play daddy.” Y/N says while undoing J’s pants; pulling them down along with his boxers

-Y/N watches his cock fly up and goes to grab it when J stops her-

Y/N:“J..” (nickname) pouts

J:“Daddy’s pleasuring you tonight baby girl, it’s all about you. Get on all fours for me baby.” J purrs

-Y/N gets on all fours-

-J slaps Y/N ass and pushes himself inside her pussy-

“Fuck” they both groan/moan

Y/N:“Daddy.. faster please.” Y/N whimpers/moans

-J fastens and goes deeper/harder into her pussy; he’s balls deep. Hearing the slapping sound off the walls makes J growl and pounds Y/N faster-

Y/N:“Fuck J!” Y/N yells

-J grabs a hand full of Y/N hair, dragging her body and and putting his hand around her throat-

J:“Ya like that baby girl? You like Daddy’s cock fucking your pussy? Do you like being daddy’s little whore?” J growls

Y/N:“Fuck! Yes daddy!”

J:“Wha?” J teases, tightening his hand around her throat

Y/N:“I like being daddy’s little whore.” Y/N pants “daddy.. can I cum please?”

-Joker growls when he feels Y/N tighten around his cock and starts pounding harder; his thrusts becoming sloppy-

J:“Not yet baby.” J snarls

Y/N:“Pretty please daddy, please!” Y/N begs

J:“Come for me baby girl.” J growls

-Y/N screams J’s name while J slows his thrust riding out both their orgasms-

-J rolls over and pulls Y/N to his chest; kissing her forehead-

-both are panting-

-Y/N looks at J’s chest to see his stitches opened-

Y/N:“Shit.. see baby, this is why I wanted you to rest.” Y/N pouts “lets go get that stitched up again, baby boy.”

-J growls and lifts her up and carries her to the bathroom with his good arm; Y/N giggling the whole time.-

-J slaps her ass while putting her down and sits on the toilet; watching his queen stitch him up- ———————————————————— Yay or nay?

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