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[lilacs-stash]

Google is it normal to want to watch your ship argue this badly 

[drumlincountry]

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[vamprisms]

me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

[foolfortune]

[glitchedsoftware]

people on twitter seemed to like this so sure ill put it here too

[sparrowlucero]

like the most politically neutered movie of all time unironically

[saddest-girl-in-the-whole-world]

I will NEVER not fuck with women using a traditionally masculine title. Tell me more about that girl that's also a prince.

[isabela-merceds]

come on americans, help a girl out

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

we need more divorcebaiting. how strongly can canon imply (without technically outright stating) that these two characters are bitterly, acrimoniously divorced? essential we explore this

[lilacs-stash]

nickel and balloon attempt to make out except nickel fucks up and ruins the mood halfway through by making a cringey joke so balloon runs away to go make out with suitcase instead (nickel died a few moments after with baseball this all happened off camera in ii16 trust)

Okay first of all that wouldn't ruin the mood Nickel making cringey jokes is part of why Balloon likes him and that's not even a headcanon, remember the whole baby host bit? Yea

Second of all Balloon and Suitcase don't make out (to me) they're the most platonic queers to ever queer platonic

[duckysprouts]

when ur just a funky little skater punk hedgehog

(idk if u can tell but only his bangs are straightened, he has braids)

[jackalspine]

@schnuffel-danny hehehe

regarding this post: from schnuffle

[zannolin]

people often think i'm doing it for the bit but unfortunately i Am the type of guy who just says shit like "pray tell" and "indeed" and "naught but the human heart can hope to capture the moon's beauty" (that was actually about my shitty phone camera) and nobody really knows what to do when they hear those words come out of my mouth. myself included.

[quixoticanarchy]

some people’s new years resolution needs to be to stop going out in public while horribly sick with infectious diseases