#<- bc i hc eddie the one to buy it for her

[werepuppy-steve]

hello hi i would like to submit the thought of chrissy wearing my little bat choker

[sammigrll]

gryffindor characters modern! AU

according to me….

description: silly modern! AU head canons of the main gryffindor characters :)

pairing: harry, ron, fred, george, ginny and hermione x reader

contains: mentions of substances, alcohol and weed. mentions sexual acts (i think…)

|an: bored and decided i’d made something a little silly. literally just my thoughts lolll don’t take this too seriously

modern AU! harry potter who…

— definitely has a flip phone and refuses to be on any form of social media bc he thinks it’s awful for you

— i think being around his friends who do have social media would give him the spiel on most things tho

— oh he loveeesss house of dragon omg

— only listens to 70s 80s 90s music and some jazz tbh

— i feel like he’s just very old fashioned and he’s happy that way

— such a loving and caring bf since he’s hardly ever even touched the internet he’s pure lol

— def a lil goofball he’d say a little slang term the twins taught him and repeat it back to you…”harry who taught you that…”

— don’t ask him to do no substances i think he’d be kinda against them..not a smoker…occasional drinker.

modern AU! ron weasley who…

— is a stoner! thru and thru. i think he’s a bong rip typa fellow but a blunt or a joint would do it too. doesn’t strike me as a cart of eddie guy.

— big female rap supporter imo…def into latto and maybe dabbles into some meg that’s his girlll lol

— definitely a twea/seltzer guy oml cannot take shots is my hc

— heavy on the lowk himbo boyfriend

— not stupid at all but not super street smart i fear, more of a book smart type of guy.

— super cute and adorable bf overall, he’s a big boy. for sure.

—armmmmssss…. gymrat imo he loves to blow off steam at the gym

—i feel like isn’t a social media person as well…has an insta but doesn’t post on it nor have a lot of followers..no tiktok maybe twitter

—luv him but he was def on drakes side of the beef…definitely a champagne papi

—kinda a video game nerd imo but he’s definitely into the sports ones like FIFA

— buys you n him the crumbl cookie lineup every week and you review them tg in the car pretending to be those tiktok crumbl reviewers😭🫶 (he’s so cute)

modern AU! hermione granger who…

— is 100% on booktok

— do not ask her about the summer i turned pretty or bridgerton unless you wanna listen to her talk for hours.

— don’t play with her and noah kahan…

—or taylor swift

— or chappell roan..

—she’ll have a cute little mixed drink or perhaps a seltzer but do not give this girl no shots she don’t want none!

— her and colleen hoover….

— brings her digital camera everywhere and is most def the camera girl friend….”hermione pls send me the pics from last night”

modern AU! ginny weasley who...

— does not play about female wnba players at all.

— don’t even mention paige bueckers…that’s her girl.

— is a party animal just like her brother.

— loves her chappell roan too.

— always on social media u cannot get this girl off her phone. she’s like an ipad kid u couldn’t rip it out of her cold head hands.

— such a good girlfriend, definitely so protective over her s/o, especially on social media.

— “ginny why’d you respond to every comment under my post complimenting me with ‘& she/he mine..so’…”

modern AU! fred weasley who…

— definitely asks u “english or spanish?”

—definitely goes to too many parties…like at a function every weekend he loves the party scene.

—treats his girl RIGHTT i would compare the relationship to don toliver and kali uchis, flowers all the time, handsy. posting/supporting his girl allll the time

—“i❤️mygf” typa fellow, all his posts on socials are her! all his stories, his highlights and his posts.

— also a weed demon, doesn’t strike me as a beer or seltzer guy but ooooo that liqah….

— dress to impress demon. his gf definitely got him to play it and he got hooked and now he’s a fashion maven.

modern AU! george weasley who…

— is every girls dream man…im talking flowers, boo baskets, burr baskets, easter baskets, omg you say the word and he’s massaging your feet and feeding you grapes.

— always posting his girl just like his brother she’s on his absolutely everything and he has a highlight for her.

— type of guy to post those tiktoks of his girl on his account appreciating her all the time and the comments are like “omg on his account too!” and it’s so cute and adorable.

—isn’t much of a party guy like his brother…will go to a few but i feel like it’s not his thing at all and he’d rather be hanging out with friends instead of at a big function with strangers.

—literally the ken to your barbie and yes he took you to see the movie and yes he got into costume with you. and he did it happily.

— always hanging out with his girlfriend and wouldn’t want it any other way.

[ebongawk]

oooh hellcheer hc is that eddie goes into fully nurse mode whenever chrissy’s sick. she has a cold? he’s fussing over her, making soup from scratch thank you very much bc he’s actually a great cook. cramps? he buys out her favorite chocolate from the corner store, he’s got three different types of heat packs ready, he’ll massage her belly for hours if that’s what it takes to make her feel better

Here's the thing: Chrissy was never home when Eddie got out of the studio on Wednesdays.

Wednesdays were their short days. The band's self-proclaimed 'recharge' days. The midweek break they all pretended to need that they'd written into their contracts so the fucking producer wouldn't throw a fit when Jeff dipped out at eleven to go meet his girlfriend at the train station, because Marie was in Boston Saturday night through Wednesday morning for work.

Eddie usually wandered in after a fast food lunch and a grocery run around one o'clock. Chrissy wasn't even off most days until four. So when he walked in the front door and was greeted with the curdling scream of horror queen Janet Leigh on the tube?

Yeah, Eddie about had a heart attack. Like full-on hand-over-the-heart terror.

"Sorry," Chrissy croaked from the couch as she frantically turned the volume of her vintage horror flick down. Psycho. Classic. Eddie hadn't even noticed her, she was so bundled up in blankets. A Chrissy burrito that could've passed for a rumpled throw blanket. "Sorry, sorry. You came in at the worst part."

Shit, she sounded awful.

"That's my specialty," Eddie breathed, dropping the excess number of grocery bags in the foyer and tripping over his own feet to make it to her side. "What's up, buttercup? How come you're home so early?"

Shit, she looked awful. All curled up and shivering despite the throw around her shoulders and the duvet she'd dragged in from their bedroom. Eddie automatically put a hand on her forehead, hissing at the burn beneath his palm.

"Think I caught the bug that's been going around on the publishing floor," Chrissy said, covering her mouth with the throw as she talked. Trying to breathe on him as little as possible. But her sinuses were so full, he doubted she could take in any air from her nose. "Editors were next, I knew it, but everyone insisted it'd stay quarantined upstairs."

"Morons," Eddie huffed, eyes raking over her face. Her blotchy, feverish cheeks; her bloodshot eyes ringed in the purple bruises of exhaustion. Her lips were dry, and Eddie sighed, hopping up and pressing a kiss to her forehead that she protested.

"You're gonna get infected," she grumbled. Eddie just shrugged, more firmly wrapping her up in her blankets.

"Did you take anything?"

"Grabbed some cold medicine from the pharmacy that's next to the office," she said, still covering her mouth. Exhaling a couple of rough coughs into the fabric. "Probably should've eaten something, but nothing sounds good."

Her sentences were choppy and slurred, which was how Eddie knew that this was serious. Having majored in English at BU, Chrissy's articulation refined to a fucking knife's point over the years. Ready to stab anyone who looked at her with a modicum of doubt when she explained what she did for a living.

His poor little Supervising Editor.

"Alright," Eddie said, hopping to his feet and pressing another kiss to her crown – this one not quite as protested as the first – before he rounded the couch to collect the grocery haul he'd bought that was entirely inadequate for a sick Chrissy. "Lemme get some water in the kettle, yeah? I'll make you some ginger tea and run to the bodega for soup supplies."

"Love, really, I'm fine––"

"Don't you I'm fine me, Cunningham," he called from the kitchen. Even though her last name had been Munson for damn near five years now. He loved the dopey little smile she still got when he reprimanded her with her maiden name. The eye roll. The huff of, That's Munson to you, Mister.

The huff never came this time. She was too tired to argue, he knew.

He started some prep work for what they had on hand while the water heated up. Mincing up a metric fuckton of garlic, grabbing some chicken breast from the fridge, grating most of a knob of ginger. They had some frozen chicken wing tips, but Eddie wasn't sure he had the time or patience to make broth from scratch. He mentally added store bought shit to his list, along with spinach and carrots.

Once her tea was ready, Eddie departed after stealing another kiss – this one to her cheek, which she yelled at him for as well as she was able and which he laughed at when her voice broke.

Another forty-five minutes later, after hauling ass to the store and back, Eddie had soup simmering on the stove, orange juice in the fridge, and three other types of medicine lined up along the coffee table to be taken after she'd eaten.

"I should go to the bedroom," Chrissy sighed as Eddie exchanged her empty mug of tea for a glass of juice. "Give you veg space so I don't get you sick."

Eddie scoffed. He'd grabbed The Two Towers from their nightstand, carefully depositing it on the arm of the couch before gently easing Chrissy's juice from her hands. He crouched down in front of her, leveling her with as withering a stare as he could muster around the worry he could feel lining his face.

"What kind of husband do you think I am, sweetness? To abandon his queen in her most desperate times of need?" She rolled her eyes, cheeks turned up in a slight smile. Eddie grinned, reaching up to pinch her cheek. Broadening her smile as much as she was able. "My fair lady needs her noble knight's assistance now more than ever! I ain't just gonna abandon you to squalor, baby. You know better than that."

She made a little noise of distress, and Eddie knew it was because she was terrified of getting him sick. Even though he played backup to Jeff, fucking his vocals could fuck the whole timeline for their next album.

He couldn't have given less of a fuck.

Tucking the blanket more firmly around her, Eddie carefully wedged his arms under her slight body, hoisting her up with a cracked little squeal from her raw throat before settling himself lengthwise on the couch, Chrissy in his lap.

"Eddie––"

"Shh, baby," he said, grabbing the book behind him and opening up to the bookmark. Picking up where they'd left off the last time he lulled her to sleep, just the night before, when she'd still been perfectly healthy. Harboring this bit of sick down deep enough that her body was still attempting to fight it off.

His voice, she'd told him once, was her favorite lullaby.

"So it was," he began to read, "that in the light of a fair morning, King Theoden and Gandalf the White Rider met again on green grass beside the Deeping-stream."

An hour later, Chrissy was out like a light. Breathing deeply through her mouth, with a little dribble of drool spilling onto his shirt and making him chuckle. He leaned down, kissing her hair and brushing it back over her ear.

"My poor little peach," he murmured, pressing the words into her scalp. The scent of ginger and garlic wafted through the air, and Eddie knew he should extricate himself from her embrace. Slip into the kitchen and turn the stove off.

But Chrissy let out this scratchy little snore, and Eddie figured he could give her another half hour.

"Love you, sweet," he said. And by the way she hummed in her slumber, snuggling even closer against his chest until her ear was pressed right up against her heart, Eddie thought, fuck, maybe she'd heard him.

(inspo ask)

[dameronology]

hey jazz!! i hope you’re doing well <3 do you have any hcs for eddie taking off reader’s makeup for her because she’s too sleepy (or possibly too high and lazy) to do it herself? i think it would be really cute ❤️‍🩹

high, lazy and sleepy are all words i feel on a spiritual level. i hope you enjoy <3

eddie has very little knowledge of makeup; sometimes he smudges on eyeliner before gigs but it just comes off in the shower so make up remover is useless to him

the first few times you fall asleep with yours on, he doesn't even realise

if you're passed out on his chest, snoozing peacefully, he's gonna have a thousand thoughts and "oh damn their eyeliner is still on" is not one of them bc he's mostly just admiring you lol

it's not until you make a comment in passing about how your skin broke out or something bc you keep forgetting to take it off and then eddie clocks it

he's so fucking gentle !! like he doesn't wanna wake you so he just kinda dabs at your face with cotton pads

sometimes you roll over though before he can actually get it all off and you wake up looking like a panda

our boy knows fuck all about skin care so he probably just buys the first shit he sees on the shelf at the pharmacy tbh but it's the thought that counts

and it's just one of the tiny little things he does that shows how much he loves you

[huntingingoodwill]

Steve and an alt girlie is my absolute weakness, he goes into the record store and sees her listening to something so he begs Eddie to lend him the record so he can listen to it and then talk to her about it so she starts letting him listen to her own mixtapes and he's sooo pathetic and in love with her but can't muster up the courage to ask her out

ugh anon i love u we’re operating on the same wavelength 🤝

basing this off this music store girl hc i wrote <3

steve goes into the record shop pretending to browse, but the whole time he’s just 👁️👁️ squinting trying to see the title of the record she's playing

she totally commandeers the store’s stereo btw… she's had to chase eddie out from behind the counter the few times he’s dared to hijack it to play his own music

anyway! steve gets eds to distract her so he can memorise the record titles on her section of the employee recommendation shelf… he probably uses a pen to scribble them onto his palm 😭 (eddie’s method of distraction: unwinding steve’s tapes - steve wasn’t too pleased but he knew it was for the greater good - and getting her to fix them with a pencil as eddie chats her up, acting like he has no idea why the tapes are messed up even though he was in steve's car unravelling them fifteen minutes ago)

you are totally right about steve begging eddie to lend him records and he definitely cajoles eddie into going into the store to buy tapes/records for him when he’s feeling especially shy and just can’t face her because he’ll become a blushing mess so he just stands outside in the cold :,)

eddie totally makes steve do his homework or help him with his campaigns in exchange for getting him a record of hers and steve reluctantly does it because he needs his help 😭

i loveeee this hc especially if she was from a bigger city before moving to hawkins? so she was able to have access to more subcultures and is a bit “ahead” , like she’s listening to bands and making references that fly over steve’s head but he’s mentally taking notes and doing everything he possibly can to find out more

he references what he’s learnt to her at random moments bc he wants to impress her 😭😭😭 and she’s so sweet and encouraging about it she’s like yeah!!! and tries to talk to him more about it even though he. fully doesn’t know more than one song. but he’s sweet it’s the thought that counts <3

she and eddie constantly argue about each other's music taste, it’s just fun to bully and clown on each other :,) eddie regularly hangs out at fam video to annoy rob and steve and every once in a while she comes in and goes “required listening” before slamming down a tape and flouncing back to the record store. eds takes one look at it and yells after her that it’s trash and steve immediately snatches it out of his hands and is like “well if you don’t listen to it I will >:(“

he spends his break listening to it in his car, trying to memorise the tracklist and squinting trying to read the tiny lyric booklet

he works up the courage to mention that he “overheard some of the music when eddie was playing it” and she smiles and asks if he wants a mixtape and he has to stop himself from screaming YES

she makes him a mix with a little note that says “for steve :)” and he plays it on repeat in his car forever and tucks the note in his car’s sun visor for safekeeping

she wears a bunch of pins on her uniform with sayings on them like “free ferris”, “jessie’s girl” and “quit looking at my pins” and of course pins from a bunch of the bands she likes

and he buys music mags and reads them to try and learn as much as possible about the bands he sees on the pins she wears

and yeah she’s an alt girlie but his heart is poundinggggg when she shows she likes the more mainstream stuff that he loves

he offers her a ride home and whitney starts playing (i stand by this SO HARD that steve is a WHITNEY HOUSTON STAN he for real thinks i wanna dance with somebody and how will i know was written about him) or cyndi lauper comes on the radio they scoff about how cheesy it is but when the chorus kicks in they’re grabbing onto each other screaming “HOW WILL I KNOW IF HE REALLY LOVES ME“ or them just belting time after time to each other and laughing and pointing at each other and trying to hit all the high notes :,)

from then on every time steve walks into the record store she puts on the song they sang in the car together over the store's stereo and they just smile at each other and steve pretends his heart isn't about to explode

[oneforthemunny]

It’s Mother’s Day and I’m SICK as fuck so I’m gonna spend the day thinking about rockstar!eddie doting on me all day because I feel like he would be SO extra and try and make it good even if you had to spend the day in bed. I love him.😌🫶🏽

six babies he better be doting on you lol!!!

but he would, he'd love mother's day. he always sends flowers to wayne's wife and your mom. has someone decorate his mom's tomb back in hawkins.

he'd always get you a massive bouquet of flowers, ones with the girl's birth flowers. they would fill the room and they're over the top. he'd just love spoiling you like that.

I also remember we hc that he'd give really sentimental gifts to nepo baby (bc she grew up buying whatever she wanted so she'd want it to be special) and I think he's get her flowers pressed because she loved them. her home office has framed pressed flowers- from their first date, from the engagement, from all three weddings, the girl's baby showers, and every other important date. she hangs them around her office and they're preserved and beautiful and it's not the most expensive thing, but it's the most precious thing to her <3

hope you feel better lovely!!!

[gunmetal-ring]

Just before melvalds closes on february 13th, eddie buys the biggest, most embarrassing pop-up valentines day card they have and grins arrogantly at joyce when she gushes over how sweet he is.

At 11pm on february 13th, eddie would drive to loch nora, rip out a bunch of flowers from someones garden, yank off the clumps of dirt but not bother to make them look nicer, bc now half of them are squished and some of the petals were accidentally ripped off and some of the stems are all janky, but whatever its the thought that counts

Then at 1130pm on february 13th eddie would, with flowers in hand, break into hawkins high - which hes done plenty for pranks and/or hellfire so he knows how not to leave a trace - and then pick and/or smash open the lock on chrissys locker bc hes never broken into a locker before. He would shove the flowers into her locker, further mangling them bc there are SO many they can barely fit around her textbooks. He would squeeze the giant card in front and it would end up getting all bent up and crinkled because it's too big to fit into the locker.

Then he would relock and/or duct tape her locker closed (depending on whether or not he smashed her locker open), and scurry on home, making sure to actually set an alarm to get up early for school.

Then he would arrive at school, stand around near-ish chrissys locker but not SO close as to give it away, and watch her as she inspects her fucked up locker and/or opens it, and then the card and the pile of flowers all fall out and she claps her hands over her mouth and laughs and meets eddies eyes from afar and shes blushing and he winks at her and one of her friends helps her gather up all the flowers and the card and then the bell rings and a teacher yells at eddie to get moving

And then chrissy waits until shes in a shared class with eddie to open the card and she laughs when it pops open with something ridiculous and reads what it says which is "sorry i made your locker all messy and/or broke it. Happy valentines day. Love you" and then a little guitar doodle as his signature bc they are secretly dating to keep chrissy safe from retaliation from jason who she dumped and from her mom whod be pissed

My other alternate hc for how theyd do valentines day is that eddie would set up an extremely elaborate treasure hunt for her to find and then the treasure is in his trailer and its again a bunch of mangled up flowers and a cheesy card and then a little pink bow tied around his boxers which is the only thing hes wearing

[urboymutual]

unfollowed you again because i wanted to ask about your favorite buddie headcanons please good sir i'm starving

hiiiiii seeing u refollow me like 🔎 ahh goat has come to ask me a question heheh

but ok literally ive been marinating on this ask for the whole day bc like my buddie thoughts r soooo messy and im def gonna forget a few hcs but

im sorry to give into heteronormativity bullshit or whatever but i WOULD LOVE for buck to take eddies last name i know most ppl like to hyphenate bc gay rights and stuff but mr. and mr. diaz PLEASE

also speaking of that, more of an eddie hc but i like the idea they go to LA pride every year and like eddie gives out "free dad hugs" bc i saw this one latina mother giving out free mom hugs and it brokeee me like sobbing on my hands and knees 😭 but also id love for them to be affectionate (they'd def be more lowkey about it bc eddie's more of a . "silent keep it in" type) and just like queer latine kid at pride being like "wow so love does exist for people like us?" and eddie just looks at buck with a soft smile like "yeah."

expanding a little bit on the diaz last name thing tho like i read this one fic where buck wore a jersey (cant remember what sport) with eddie's last name on it and it was sooooo 😳😵‍💫 idk just sharing clothes is so cute and i think they would basically have like One singular wardrobe bc they just mix their clothes so much

ALSO WHEN THEY MOVE IN TOGETHER THEY BUY A LIKE BROKEN DOWN HOUSE AND REBUILD IT TOGETHER BC POWER OF GAY LOVE AND THEY JUST 😭😭🫶🫶 also idk if this is a popular opinion or not but i think they would have more kids not necessarily like adopting or even surrogacy but maybe like how hen and karen foster kids bc like they work so WELL together as fathers and it be so nice for chris to have a little sibling 😭 (also latino urge to have a big family)

i really really like the hc that like they are literally in love with each other and everyones aware but THEY DONT KNOW IT. like obviousness to the max like buck discovers that he's been hiding in the closet for too long or smthin true happiness stuff and hes like "Let me date men now" and they all throw him a coming out party and like him and eddie have plans r something and hes like "oh sorry eddie :( i have a date with. Glen (idk) rain check?" and eddies like "yeah thats chill..." but later "hmm my tummy hurts when i think about buck going on dates with men oh my god am i homophobic?!?!?" (that one reddit post straight guy thinks hes being homophobic to his gay roommate... turns out hes in love with him) but like eddie mistaking his jealousy for homophobia basically . and idk i want them to be two oblivious motherfuckers until someone knocks some sense into them. (idk whether im pro one of them gets in danger and the other confesses their love or it's literally Mundane thing like buck teaching chris a task and eddies watching them and gets an "oh shit"  ephinany )

also for their wedding im stuck between maddie being buck's best man or walking him down the aisle but also bobby walking him down the aisle 😭😭 chris would be THEE ring bearer (probably a little grumpy abt it as a preteen) and jee would be such a cute flower girl 😭😭 idk but i do know eddie's tia and abuela are stealing the wedding table center pieces! (flashbacks to hispanic weddings and parties ive been to where my moms made me steal the table centerpieces 😭 that shit was so embarrassing) also carla is DEF invited to the wedding luv her <33 also they'd probably do padrinos and madrinas stuff (basically someone is the madrinas of the cake and is in charge of the cake and stuff its a mexican wedding/party (?) thing bc they do it for quinceañeras too)

HC. They r gay

[fluffy-lee-boa]

Ed hcs bc he's a stupid nerd

He has to be aggressively hugging a pillow or stuffed animal whenever he's sleeping.

With other people he loves being the big spoon bc he loves feeling like he's protecting them (*cough* also bc of lowkey possessive tendencies *cOUGH*)

He's in a constant mental battle of wanting to come across as scary and menacing but his inner child desperately wants to be soft and vulnerable with people

Bc of this he doesn't know who the real him is half the time. He wants to be the Riddler but the softer human desires of Edward Nashton get in the way

He gets personally offended if someone unfollows him and may even go as far as doxxing since he sees it as a personal betrayal/ abandonment. Mainly because he also jumps to conclusions thinking they're going to turn him in prematurely

Gets very insecure very easily since he looks WAY too into things. He'll get super freaked out over a random insignificant thing thinking that someone hates him

If overthinking was an Olympic sport Edward would win gold

This man is OBSESSED with all fan art of him. The fact that people are taking time to make art pieces of him honestly gets him emotional sometimes and he personally reaches out to every single artist no matter how inexperienced they are or how ""bad"" they insist the drawing is (literally you could draw a stick figure with a green bag on its head and Eddie will be sobbing and gushing about how wonderful it is). He's offered all of them money to buy an actual print of each piece and he proudly shows all of them off on stream hyping up the artist. God help you if you roast the artist in the chat Edward will at a MINIMUM doxx you. You do NOT want to unleash protective papa bear Edward

When he goes to Arkham he still makes a huge effort to personally respond to all fan mail

He just loves baked goods in general that's the one addiction he has. His coworkers joke that if you ever want to lure the elusive Edward Nashton out of his cubicle bring donuts for the office

His followers know this so they send him pastry type stuff all the time

"I swear it's like you people are conspiring against me. Are you guys TRYING to make me diabetic?"

He’s basically the new Harley Quinn: cutesy killer who’s attached to the Joker LOL I feel like BoP Harley and him would get along :)

ASDJFJDJSH SOMEONE DRAWS HIM AS A RAT ONCE WITH ALL HIS PETS AND HE GETS SO HAPPY HE CRIES AND PUTS IT ON HIS FRIDGE <3

I’m dying imagining the Arkham guards reading over all his mail in case he’s planning something else but every time he sends something out all they get is “Omg hi Margaret, how are the cats? I hear Mayor Reál approved your small business grant, if you trust her to follow through I’m all for it but remember you can always tell me if you need anything done in city hall :) I have my ways.”

Also Eddie was absolutely the office cryptid even before the murdery stuff started. Even at his usual spot at the diner every time he came in it would be an Event because no one knew exactly what his deal was. Plus the staff always made sure to set aside a slice of pumpkin pie for him.

[awxward]

A3! Boys + My Stuffed Animals

Spring Troupe:

Sakuya

Gabriel

Gabriel is a small elephant with big ears that constantly make him fall over. He has a pink bowtie that says 'I Love You'

Makes Saku feel safe and Gabriel is a reminder to himself that he's loved and appreciated by everyone at Mankai.

Named after a friend from theatre class :)

Masumi

George Washington

George Washington is a tiger. He is small, but his arms are like those slap bracelets so you can wear him on your wrist (or let him hang on the side of shelf like I do).

So I got Georgy-Boy for easter 2020. i asked my friends for name ideas. They sent me stuff like 'Stripes'. I went offline for a few minutes and when I came back online I told my friends his name was George Washington.

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Me: tiger has a name now

Friend: which name did you choose?

Me: his name is George Washington.

Friend: what the fuck. how'd you get George Washington?

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Pretty sure he got the name bc I was listening to the Hamilton soundtrack.

Citron

Daniel

Daniel is mostly pink but has other pastel colors that look like watercolors. He's a unicorn. And a ketchain. And he's one of those dream lites, so he lights up. (He's supposed too anyway, but he's never lit up since i got him like 7 years ago at a yard sale).

Named after Daniel Howell (formerly danisnotonfire) [YouTube]

Tsuzuru

Lucifer

Lucifer is a small panda pillow pet. Very easy to travel with bc he fits in most backpacks.

My mom told me she wanted me to have a stuffed animal with a biblical name, i picked him up, looked her in the eye and said "His name is Lucifer." My mom tried to protest. "You said a biblical name, Mom. Lucifer is in the bible."

Itaru

Pao(???)

Pao is a panda. They are also a phone holder thingy. Like it'll hold your phone if you're watching movies or whatever.

Like 5-ish years old. Got them from a friend. They have a tag with their name on it, but I read it once and then just called them "the panda" for some reason instead of their actual name and now the tag is too faded to read the name, but i am 38% sure it says Pao or something close to that.

Chikage

Tsuki

Tsuki is a dinosaur. Tsuki is a sparkly dino. He's green rn, but if you brush your hand over him, the sparkles turn over and he becomes orange. I like green tho bc his tummy and the bottom of his feet are orange and so are his eyes.

Named after Tsukishima Kei (Haikyuu)

Summer Troupe:

Tenma

Hinata

Hinata is a narwhal. A bright orange narwhal. Infact he is the same color as Tenma's hair.

Named after Hinata Shoyo (Haikyuu) [bc its the same color as his hair. there is a theme with this narwhal and the anime boys i associate with them]

Yuki

Steve

Steve is a regular teddy bear, except he has a shirt that has pikachu on it. (the shirt was originally Tsuki's bc i got tsuki at a friends build a bear bday party, but it fits Steve better)

I just think Yuki would try new designs/color schemes/styles by making clothes for Steve to see how they look.

I got Steve from a claw machine (my bf at time won him for me just before we watched Endgame together.)

Named after Steve Rogers (Marvel)

Muku

Eeyore

Muku most definitely loves the Winnie the Pooh movies and I will fite for this hc. He gets my Eeyore. You know how Eeyore's tail is always going missing or falling off??? Eeyore's tail comes off (velcro) but its attached to his actual body with a string so it cant be misplaced.

Eeyore has a patch that says "official disney store" but i got him for $3 at a thrift store.

Misumi

Sherlock

Sherlock is a polar bear. Sherlock is very huggable. He makes Misumi feel safe. He has a hat and scarf (that don't come off. they are sewn on him)

the hat has a pom pom on top and the scarf has a pom pom on each end. the hat and scarf and the bottom of his feet have a blue/white plaid pattern.

Kazunari

Victor

Victor is a puppy and the first big stuffed animal of mine on the list! He's all tan and abt maybe 3-4 ft long. Victor lays pretty flat so he's comfy to lay/sit on. I think Kazu would like sitting or laying on him when drawing. Probably has him on his bed so he's like a giant pillow.

Victor is from Toys R Us. I got him last August-ish from my Aunt and Uncle who found him at a thrift store and thought I'd like him.

Named after Victor Nikiforov (Yuri On Ice)

Kumon

PJ

PJ is a small white tiger. He is also a ball. He can fit in one hand. When Kumon is thinking or stressed or bored (etc) he just lays on his back and tosses PJ up into the air.

When Kumon is laying on the floor tossing PJ, Misumi sits on the bed closest to where PJ is and tries to grab him (but only if Kumon is in a good mood and okay with it) It's a fun little game they made up they like to play.

Pretty sure he was named after KickthePJ (YouTube)

liber pls give us a pic with all of autumn i am begging

Autumn Troupe:

Banri

Sammy

Sammy is another one of my large stuffed animals. He is also a puppy, but unlike Victor he is sitting instead of laying. He's abt 2-3 ft tall. His fur is the same color as Banri's hair. Great to squeeze at anytime, but very therapeutic when you're in a bad mood. Has a heart on his ear.

i got him abt 7 years ago. I had just finished spn season 2 and was upset abt the finale and had no way to start season 3.

Named after Sam Winchester

Juza

Tiggs

Tiggs is a beanie baby tiger. Tiggs is a little larger than PJ (and not a ball). He's a regular orange tiger instead of a white tiger like PJ. He'd buy Kumon PJ so they could have matching stuffed animals. Small and very comforting to just hold/hug.

Omi

Benedict (Ben)

Benedict, also known as Ben, is a small koala. Just a little bigger than Tiggs. He has a heart on one of his feet (i think the right one). very soft. very fluffy.

Named after Benedict Cumberbatch (Actor)

Taichi

Dean

Dean is my largest stuffed animal. He is a dark brown teddy bear that's abt 4-ish ft tall. He can be put in a corner and used as like a bean bag chair, or he can lay down flat and be a good pillow like Victor can.

It's very fun to just wrap around him and squeeze as tight as you can. Especially in when your in a bad mood. Very comforting to cry into.

I got him a couple years ago at a thrift store.

Named after Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Sakyo

Lev

Lev is a lion abt the size of a regular teddy bear (maybe slightly larger). I got him a thrift store so he's slightly worn out from age. He's mostly a pastel dark yellow-ish tan and his mane is dark brown. very huggable.

He's the stuffed animal I sleep with. Smells nice all the time, like the fabric softener.

Named after Lev Haiba (Haikyuu)

Sakoda

Emotional Support Iron Man

So Iron Man is small and he sparkles. He will hurt you/someone if thrown hard enough. Sakoda likes heroes bc they remind him of Sakyo they look cool. I'd hc that he got Iron Man from Sakyo when he was younger and its one of his most valued possessions and goes everywhere with him (or stays with Azamo or Sakyo at the dorm. Maybe Izumi or a couple others are on the list of who can watch over Iron Man.) Very protective of it.

Got the emotional support part of his name from a friend.

She saw Eddie Redmayne on a movie cover (think it was The Danish Girl) and started freaking out bc she loved him. I handed her the Iron Man and the next day she thanked me and said he was an Emotional Support Iron Man and the name stayed.

Azami

[Emotional Support] Spooder-Mon

Sakoda knew Azami as a kid. He most definitely got him the Spider-Man so they could have matching plushies.

Spider-Man is square and has little blob hands doing the web thingy. The tag said travel pillow, but he probably just chills by Azami's bed. When needed, Iron Man will be placed next to him if Sakoda can't take Iron Man with him.

I brought him to school one day and we had a bio test and all the people sitting around me passed him around and gave him a pat for good luck. We all got good grades and then he was dubbed as Emotional Support Spooder-Mon, but the Emotional Support title isnt part of his name (unlike the Iron Man).

i wanted guy in the pic, but i also wanted tsumu and hiso in the pic so you get 2 pics for winter

Winter Troupe:

Tsumugi

Phil

Phil is a zebra. He is a pillow pet zebra. Like Lucifer, Phil is also easy travel size. The bottom half of Phil is pink, so I refer to him as my pink zebra.

I just think it'd be cute to have Tsumugi with a pillow pet ok. I also thought he'd probably have has Phil for many years (since he was a kid) and Tasuku most definitely brings up things from when they were kids and shit.

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Tasuku: you chose the pink zebra, and for what???

Tsumugi: its a very aesthetically pleasing pastel pink.

Tasuku: THERE WAS A DOG PILLOW PET RIGHT THERE AND IT WAS CUTER

Tsumugi: dont talk bad abt Phil.

the rest of mankai: ????????

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I got phil before I got Lucifer many years ago. He was old when i got him and he is very old now. I love him so much.

Named after Phil Lester (AmazingPhil) [YouTube]

Tasuku

Cap

Cap is a husky. He was won from a claw machine with Steve.

There's just something abt the grey and white that gave me Tasuku vibes. Also, Cap's eyes are abt the same shade of blue as Tsumugi's and Tasuku knows this bc they are in love. Very squishy when hugged and with the way he sits, you could make it look like he's guarding something.

Named after Captain America (Marvel)

Homare

Ushijima (Ushi)

Ushijima, also called Ushi, is the last of my giant stuffed animals. He is abt 2-3 ft tall (like Sammy) and has a tail abt the same length.

Ushi is a raccoon thats mostly hot pink. Ushi's eyes are also pink and just abt the same shade as Homare's hair, although Ushi's fur is brighter by a few shades.

Ushi hurts when thrown/swung hard enough. Very fun to hug bc he's filled with beans (like beanie babies) so unlike all my other giant animals, he doesn't have to be fixed/adjusted after everytime you squeeze him. The tail has cotton tho and makes a good pillow.

Homare would definitely just see a 3 ft tall hot pink raccoon and claim it with no explanation.

Named after Ushijima Wakatoshi (Haikyuu)

Hisoka

Vladmir Dracula the 3rd (Vlad, Drac)

Vladmir Dracula the 3rd, who has many other names but usually goes by Vlad or Drac, is a vampire (surprise).

Vlad is a squishmallow thingy, and their tags say something abt them being able to be used as pillows, and thats why Hisoka gets Vlad.

Vlad is triangular in shape, with triangle ears, and triangle fangs, so I thought abt Misumi, but i figured Hisoka bc it's a pillow.

He's like the perfect travel size and he has a cape and a bowtie.

Named after Vlad the Impaler, the real life inspiration behind Dracula (my brother thought he was named after Vladmir Putin and I wanted to punch him for that but I was too busy laughing.)

Also named after Dracula, who was a vampire.

Idk where 'the 3rd' came from, but it's part of his name for forever.

Azuma

Sebastian

Sebastian is a dinosaur thats blue with a white tummy.

He's also a squishmallow, but he's bigger than Vlad by abt 2× as wide, so he'd be harder to carry around, which is why Hisoka got Vlad instead. Being a squishmallow means he looks more blob than dinosaur and i love it.

His tag said his name was Dominic or something, but I named him Sebastian before I actually checked the tag, so he's Sebastian.

Named after Sebastian (Black Butler) and Sebastian Stan (Actor)

Guy

Moriarty

Moriarty is my other polar bear. I got him with Sherlock and named him Moriarty bc Moriarty is Sherlock's nemesis.

He's just a plain white bear thats very huggable and adorable. I usually have a bowtie on him bc it makes him look fancy.

Guy would like him bc he's plain white and very fluffy.

[aintguiltyy]

I'm sorry you're not feeling well!!! I LOVE YOU!!! For a distraction, please tell me your favorite Lesbian!Reddie HCs!!!!

Thank you bby, I appreciate it so much😭❤️

I feel like a lot of my lesbian!Reddie HCs correlate with the established ones, but I’ll try to be original. Also, I know you only asked for HCs but I basically wrote a whole ass fic bc I’m a mess and nothing can stop me😇

Whenever I think about fem!Eddie, I see a typical soft girl with cute hair bows and glittery nails, always a cherry lipgloss in her purse. Like, she’s the human version of the strawberry dress and you can’t convince me otherwise.

As for Richie, I feel like she would be somewhere between a butch and a femme. One day she can pop up to a party wearing a flannel shirt with Calvin’s showing from under her ripped bleached jeans, and the next day she’s rocking a tight black leather dress and heeled sandals.

Fem!Eddie would so be into alternative music, like Lana Del Rey, King Princess, Frank Ocean, Clairo, Billie Eilish... Can you picture Eddie being one of those girls that went to Halsey’s concert and asked her to be her first kiss? Because I can.

Fem!Richie would definitely be the “if a song is a bop, it’s a bop” type of person. If you open her Spotify, as Stefon says, this place has everything. Tyler, The Creator, The 1975, Justin Bieber, Jorja Smith... The list goes on and on. It’s because I’m flexible, she says. Well, that one time she pulled her leg trying to stretch in PE and couldn’t walk for a week would beg to differ.

As for them coming to terms with their sexuality, I have a whole list of scenarios in my head, don’t even get me started.

With Eddie, she kind of always just knew, but tried to hide it, especially while she was still living with her mother.

After moving away to college and seeing how open people were about their sexuality there, Eddie grew more confident, not shying away and locking up whenever girls apart from Beverly and Richie complimented her, but she still didn’t have enough courage to actually come out (until one day she did, but that’s another story).

With Richie, in all her life she didn’t really pay attention to anyone, never really thought twice about some guy or girl that subtly tried to hit on her. All of Richie’s attention was always focused only on her friends and maybe, just maybe, a bit more on Eddie.

It finally hit Richie that she’s not only into girls and not into guys, but into Eddie, when Eddie dragged her to Macy’s after earning her first paycheck and almost made the cashier cry because they didn’t have the right size of a dress Eddie really wanted to buy. Just watching her fuming, one second away from stamping both of her feet because the store didn’t have some low quality lilac summer dress, was enough for Richie to finally realize just how in love she was.

As for coming out, I feel like Richie would be the first to tell all of the Losers and then the rest of the world, but with Eddie, she struggled with being open about that part of herself mostly because of her mother, but also anxiety and fear of losing her only friends, even though she knew that they wouldn’t leave her if they found out she was gay, because Eddie’s seen how supportive they were of Richie.(I came up with a whole fic while writing this so if you want to see how I picture lesbian!Reddie coming out, feel free to stop by my ask box!)

The last but not least — fem!Reddie getting together.

Even though my favorite getting together trope is probably “person A walking in on person B and jumping their bones”, I wanted to throw something cute and soft in here, so enjoy 💞

Even after Richie and Eddie come out and the cats are out of the bags, they are both too scared to make a move, because just because she likes girls doesn’t mean she might like me.

So, when they do get together, it’s completely on accident.

Eddie’s teeth has been hurting for a few days now, and she, being the definition of a hypochondriac she is, makes an appointment with the dentist where they tell her that she needs to have one of her wisdom teeth removed as soon as possible.

Rchie drives her to the clinic the next day and waits for Eddie in the waiting room with shitty coffee and some pamphlet on how to avoid STDs just to be met with her barely conscious best friend wrapped in a soft blanket, slurred voice blocked by the cotton balls in her mouth and drugs in her system, and the most adorable, barely understandable comments Eddie makes during all of their way home.

When Richie lays Eddie down on her bed and tucks her in, meaning to let her rest, a weak hand reaches out and tugs on her wrist, wordlessly asking to stay. And who’s Richie to refuse cuddles with her favorite person in the world?

She lays down next to Eddie, who lifts her blanket to let Richie snuggle closer to her and instantly buries her nose in Richie’s neck, signing softly.

Richie smiles when a few minutes later she hears quiet snores, the ones she knows from two years of living with Eddie mean she’s definitely asleep, caressing the small of Eddie’s back where her hand hugs her.

She appears to be wrong though, because suddenly Eddie lifts her head and Richie almost coos at how cute and sleepy she looks, but there’s determination in those honey-brown eyes that throws Richie off-balance.

“You need to rest, Eds. Go back to sleep,” she says softly, hugging Eddie even tighter, but Eddie only shakes her head and looks into Richie’s confused eyes before demanding as seriously as she can with two cotton balls in her mouth: “Did I ever tell you I love you?”

Taken aback, Richie furrows her brows, tries to catch up with what’s happening, already thinking of a way to turn this into a joke because clearly Eddie doesn’t mean it like that. She likes girls, yeah, but she’s never shown any interest in Richie like that, like they might be more than best friends.

“Yeah. Remember that time you forgot your wallet and you were really hungry and I bought you, like, two burritos with extra guac?” Richie jokes, grinning to mask everything she’s feeling right now, from confusion to fear, but Eddie only shakes her head.

“No, that’s not what I meant,” she says, and Richie tries so hard not to freak out because even though Eddie still looks so out of it, the seriousness in her voice and the words falling from her puffy lips are making her feel things.

“What did you mean, then?” she croaks, trying to read the situation, because from the way Eddie’s looking at her right now, she might, might be saying what Richie thinks she’s saying.

“That I love you. Not for those burritos, but for you,” she says and instantly cringes, and Richie barely suppresses a snort because Eddie’s too fucking cute when she’s high on medicine. “That came out cheesy and talking fucking hurts, so please tell me you get what I’m saying,” Eddie whines, and her puppy eyes have always been impossible to resist, so Richie shuts the anxiety and fear already screaming in her mind up and smiles, pulling Eddie even closer.

“I get it, Eds. I love you too.”

The way Eddie’s eyes light up at her words is almost enough to have Richie’s heart bursting out of her chest and falling right into Eddie’s hands, but a moment later Eddie furrows her brows and studies Richie before asking “For realsies? Like, love love?”

Snorting, Richie smiles softly. “Yes, Eddie. For realsies. I love love you”.

This time, Eddie actually squeaks and Richie wants to kiss her so badly, but it’s not the best idea as long as there’s an open wound in Eddie’s mouth. Eddie, as it seems, comes to the same conclusion, her half-lidded gaze falling on Richie’s lips before she sighs.

“I’d kiss you right now if this damn tooth wasn’t cockblocking me,” Eddie mumbles, burrowing her face in Richie’s neck once again, and Richie can’t hold back a delighted chuckle at this side of Eddie that only comes out when she’s not in full control of her mouth before gently kissing her on the forehead.

“Go to sleep, baby. We’ll have plenty of time to do just that and more once you feel better.”

“Okay,” Eddie mumbles into her neck, making Richie shiver a bit, and she feels so happy she could burst and decides that the second Eddie feels better, she’ll do everything in her power to make her feel just as happy as she’s feeling right now.

In conclusion, yeah, I have a lot of feelings about Lesbian!Reddie🥺.

[blueeyedrichie]

I’m just here to ask if you have any losers club opinions/hcs you want to share 😌

meg ilysm :’)) these are literally all over the place i apologize in advance <3

when they’re kids, richie and eddie have walkie talkies and richie practices all his voices over the walkie and eddie has to guess who he’s talking to. richie says it’s “practice for when he has his own radio ventriloquist show”

stanley has word of the day calendars literally his whole life, he gets one as a gift when he’s a kid and continues buying them forever

richie steals pages from stanley’s calendar 

in high school, mike reads and edits all of bill’s writing for him

during one of their first solo hangouts, ben and bev literally just dance around to boy bands in ben’s living room and use hairbrushes as microphones

everyone (including ben) think ben is straight until one day at a college party they catch him (completely sober) checking out some guy and blushing and bev is the first one to point it out and everyone is just like “:o” and ben is like “:o i’m also surprised but not disappointed” bc i feel like ben would very just like randomly realize like “...oh okay so that’s a thing” and everyone would be like “took you long enough”

mike is the best cuddler and on movie nights literally everyone races to get the seat next to mike

richie and bev love sweet popcorn and also they make what they like to call ‘extreme trail mix’ for the aforementioned movie nights. it includes (but is not limited to) sweet popcorn, salty popcorn, m&ms, cheez its, pretzels, mini cookies, jelly beans, chocolate covered peanuts, and one (1) frosted animal cookie that whoever finds is the winner. eddie and stanley won’t go near it for the longest time but once they do they’re hooked. they literally say “this is disgusting” as they grab a handful out of the bowl

each and every loser has let bev either paint their nails/do their makeup/put butterfly clips in their hair or some combo of these, and each and every loser has in return gotten to do her makeup (and then they start doing each other’s bc it’s fun) eddie ends up being the best nail painter and ben turns out to be really good at doing makeup, and of course richie’s hair is the most fun to put clips in and play with (on multiple occasions richie has found a lost butterfly clip in his hair)

bill writes a book about the losers. each chapter is named after one of the losers and it’s basically bill using his newfound memories to immortalize his friends on paper. there is a chapter about georgie as well. he sends it to mike for approval first, and once it’s good to go he gets one bound for each loser and writes a custom note inside the cover of each. he’d send them out to each of them and they’d all absolutely love it (a good ending, for once! richie would tell bill while he and eddie are on the phone with him [bc these are my hcs and i say everyone lives])

[theimpossiblehologramtree]

Hi! :3 I saw you were doing requests, I was wondering if you can do a birthday imagine (or Hc), your pic, with Richie? (Bc it’s my birthday (≧∀≦) ))Thanks for taking my request :)

Richie Tozier on your birthday would include

Pairing: Richie Tozier x fem!reader (headcanon)

Warnings: none, i didn’t proof read. The characters are all aged up (17-18)!

A/N: HAPPY BRITHDAY LOVE! Let me know what you think.

Please keep in mind that English is not my first language.

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REQUEST IF YOU WANT MORE

Gif is not mine. Credits to the owner.

Okay, let’s just say that Richie Tozier would have everything planned for your birthday.

He would just want to make his girl feel special and unique.

You woke up in the morning ready to go to school. It was last week of school so you had no more homework to do. That’s when you heard it.

It being a rock thrown at your window.

You were both confused and surprised by it. But there was only one person in the world that would throw rocks at your window on your birthday morning. Richie fucking Tozier.

You froze. That dumbass boyfriend of yours had the audacity to show up in the morning and piss you off.

+ “Rapunzel, let down your hair!” you heard him say, as he threw another rock.

“What the fuck do you want, Richie?” you yell, opening your window and dodging another pebble.

“Come on, sweets, it’s your birthday. I’m taking you out!”

You dressed up as quickly as you could and, without even saying hello to your parents, you ran outside to meet Richie. He lifted you up and spun you in the air. “Happy birthday, (Y/N)” he whispered in your ear. “I love you.”

He tried to persuade you to cover your eyes with a bandana, but you didn’t let him.

+ He put his arms around you, trying to tie the cloth around your face.

“Fuck off, Richie!” you said kicking him in the nuts kneecaps. “I am not letting you put this on me.”

“You’re no fun, sweetheart” he muttered and winced, massaging his knees.

So instead, he motioned you to sit on his bike behind him, and he rode to a nearby diner. You wrapped your arms around his waist and put your head on his back, inhaling his scent.

He bought you a stack of blueberry pancakes and a chocolate milkshake because “his girlfriend deserves everything on her special day”.

+ Later, he tried to buy you another milkshake and ice cream, but you convinced him otherwise.

“If I drink or eat anything that has sugar in it, I promise you, I’m gonna throw up on your lap, Rich.”

You just went to school, even though you guys had already missed the first period. You didn’t care that much though since it was almost summer and no one paid attention in class anyways.

Whenever your boyfriend saw you in the corridor in-between classes, he kissed you and slipped a small note with a compliment on it into your bag.

+ They were cute and simple and made your heart flutter. You’re beautiful, (Y/N). I’m so lucky to have you.

Your personality is amazing, sweets. You deserve the world.

After your last class, you spotted Richie’s tall and lanky figure next to your locker. He was holding a small bouquet of your favourite flowers, waiting for you to come over.

When you approached, a heartwarming grin appeared on his face. He gave the flowers and kissed your cheek. “Ready to go, princess?” he asked you, winking in your direction.

He took your hand in his, and before you could even say anything, he pulled you towards his bike. Miraculously, you escaped Henry Bowers and his gang and went to the quarry,

When you started to strip from your clothes to jump into the cold water, you heard a familiar whisper.

+ “Move over, Bill, have you got any idea how many germs there are in those bushes?

“D-defin-nitely l-less tha-an in your-r mom’s b-b-bed, Eddie!”

“Shut up or she’s gonna hear us, guys!” you heard Stan shush both of his friends. You could practically feel him roll his eyes. Giggling under your breath, you turned around to face your boyfriend, who tried to give the Losers a signal. He looked ridiculous, waving his hands around and making weird faces, trying to communicate with your friends.

Suddenly, the Losers jumped out from behind a nearby tree, singing ‘Happy birthday’ and wearing birthday hats. Mike was holding a cake, and Ben carried a small poorly - wrapped present.

You pretended to be shocked by their sudden appearance and wiped a fake tear from the corner of your eye.

You all ate the cake, that turned out to be made by Mike and Bill, sharing one spoon.

+ “There’s no fucking way I’m ever gonna eat with the same cutlery as you” protested Eddie, but after he saw you try the cake, he eventually gave in.

“Chicken fight!” Richie screamed and jumped with you into the water. You quickly climbed onto his shoulders and started wrestling with Beverly. You ended up winning, but you were sure that’s because it was your birthday. Nevertheless, you couldn’t be happier.

You all jumped from the cliff and made stupid bets like who can stay underwater the longest.

+ “No way, Benny boy!” your boyfriend argued after losing. “I’m sure you fucking cheated!

“Beep beep, Richie!”

After it started getting darker, you said goodbye to your friends and hopped on Richie’s bike. He took you to his house, where he helped you climb on the roof.

He put a blanket on the flat side and helped you lay down. You put your head on his chest, listening to his steady heartbeat.

+ “I love you so fucking much, sweetheart” he whispered and kissed your forehead while playing with your hair. You hummed in response, closing your eyes.

“I love you too, Rich.”

I’m just saying that Richie would be the best boyfriend, you can’t change my mind.

[haaawaiianshirt]

ൠ Your gal HCs are alway Top Notch so if you have any you would like to share please do!!

I LOVE YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!! ok so,,, babey losers time,,,, tiny lil,,,, problem causing elementary schoolers!! on account’a me listening to We’re Going To Be Friends and getting weirdly emotional!

-Anyways! So, lil Edith Kaspbrak is actually held back a year before starting kindergarten because.. Sonia is Sonia

-but her elementary school years are genuinely some of her freest!!

-And by freest I mean she’s actually able to have play dates without her mom talking shit about her friends but... that counts for something!

-She manages to make friends with Billie Denbrough that year and it’s very fun!!

-You know that kid who organizes hide and seek every day like it’s nothing?yeah thats Billie and now she has Edith following her around everywhere

-but like, Mrs Kaspbrak LIKES Billie!! she’s a “normal” little girl with a “normal” family and it’s fine

-It isn’t really till one Rachel Tozier weasels her way into their little pair with Samantha Uris reluctantly at her side around 2nd or 3rd grade? that Edith really starts to notice her mother pursing her lips and shaking her head when she declares she’s going out to play 

-but speaking of them! Rachel and Samantha became friends earlier than Billie and Edith!

-it was in pre-k when Rachel bounced up to her with a hand full of worms and asked her if she wanted to hold them. Samantha was, of course, absolutely disgusted and said ”no, I hate you, go away” but Rachel just hopped up on to the bench next to her and they’ve been friends ever since

-(because, believe it or not, making friends was had for little 4 year old Samantha! and sometimes little girls who sit alone on the playground deserve to have messy friends with undiagnosed developmental disorders who drag them up and down the jungle gym!!)

-Maggie and Went DESPISE Sonia good god and you know what??? fuck it good for them they're like ah yes our Four Children Richie, Stan, Bill, and Eddie!! they don’t know how this happened! but they support it!

-(also a grown woman spreading rumors about your 9 year old daughter makes u kinda fuckin mad ok)

-anyways! one more wholesome business before this gets too long!!

-Bill’s parents and Richie’s parents trade off sleepover duty!! 

-the kids (secretly) prefer Richie’s house bc she has rlly cool toys (bc her parents aren't obsessed with buying her “girl” shit like babe get whatever the hell u want ur doing great) but Bill’s house is also fun bc they like to play with Georgie (Georgia, but she also wanted a nickname)

-their favorite game to play is sardines because i think its cute and funny 

ty for giving me an excuse to Discuss this took me way too long but :D

[tozierpunks]

HC: Reddie carving pumpkins??

SCREAMS bc I was legit thinking about this the other day; Eddie has never carved a pumpkin in his life. Sonia wouldn't let him, she was afraid he would cut himself, so she just let him watch her do it, or look at the neighbors' finished pumpkins. He loved Halloween, but he always felt like he was on the outside looking in bc Sonia took away pumkin carving, she took most of his candy bc it wasn't good for him, and she took away most of his costume options bc they couldn't be too violent or too girly.

On the other hand, the Toziers went awf on Halloween. They're the ones that do a haunted house and give out full bars of chocolate. Richie learned his best pranks from Maggie! He gets to where he can make those real intricate designs on a pumpkin, and he's hella proud.

So when Richie and Eddie get together, he's excited for their first Halloween. He buys a literal dozen pumpkins and when Eddie gets home he goes, "BABE, HELP ME MAKE THESE BIG ORANGES FIERCE" and Eddie is hesitant the entire time until Richie notices he's been still for three minutes, not having made a single mark on his pumpkin.

And he'll ask, "You want me to show you what to do?" and he asks very kindly, and gently, and he would never bring up that he can pretty much guess Sonia ruined Halloween for Eddie, bc Richie is here now and he can help fix it and turn it into their holiday like it was for his parents.

Yes tho, Eddie cuts his lil finger. He actually isn't very good at it.

[kookie-uris]

another buncha headcanons

heyo here’s more miscellaneous losers hcs because i looove writing these okay they make me happy

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-richie really really reallyyyyy wants a pug puppy that he sees at Petland because it is the cutest thing he’s ever seen and he wants to get it out of Petland and so he and eddie decide to pool their money and share custody and all of the losers are just used to them bringing their baby everywhere with them and they all think it’s the cutest thing

-richie’s not technically allowed to have a puppy at first but he eventually convinces went and maggie because they really do love seeing their son so happy. and also eddie isn’t allowed to have a puppy at his house nooooo way, and so when eddie comes over to help take care of and play with the puppy went and maggie love seeing him so happy because they highkey love eddie ok he’s their favorite of richie’s friends

-yeah bc eddie’s a “friend” ;)

-THEY NAME THE PUPPY DELILAH AND RICHIE SINGS “DELILAH” BY QUEEN TO HER (i know that song is about Freddie’s cat but let me liVE)

-beverly is Delilah’s god mother

-stan pretends like he hates having an energetic messy puppy around all of the time but he’s the god father and he loves that dog more than anything

-ben wants to teach Delilah how to skateboard but he never does bc he’s afraid she’ll get hurt

-but anyway

-eddie’s first car is a mini cooper and the losers love her (even tho she’s really too small for richie bill and mike they still ride in her all the time)

-eddie names his car Genevieve

-beverly and mike get pedicures all the time because they just feel so good

-elaborating on one of my last miscellaneous headcanons, eddie buys bill a new cooler for christmas and bill lowkey cries tears of joy

-eddie and ben make a bucket list of things that they want to do before high school is over and the losers do every single last thing on that list

-beverly and mike want a hedgehog really badly and so they fucking get one and name him Frederick and he is beautiful and precious and wonderful

-ben and bev binge watch riverdale season three for three days straight and every other loser judges them hardcore for it but they are not deterred

-bill’s favorite show is Supernatural

-eddie’s favorite movie is Heathers and he’s a sucker for Heathers the Musical

-richie watched the Heathers reboot just to piss eddie off

-one time ben mike and eddie get drunk and decide to form an a capella group per ben’s request and they film a video of them trying to sing Push It (spoiler alert: it’s terrible but the funniest thing ever). the next day they delete it and laugh about it but none of them realize how badly they fucked up until they discover that eddie sent it to richie the night before

-whenever eddie actually gets sick he always goes to bill’s house before his mom can notice because he can’t deal with her thriving off of his sickness he’s done with it

-bill is the best mom eddie could ever wish for ok that boy has extra medication and eddie’s favorite soup and comfort foods and movies and games just for when he’s sick and he comes over and eddie just loves him so so much okay

-richie helps ben with math and ben repays him in Oreo McFlurries and gratefulness

-ben (and kinda mike too okay) is obSESSED with ed sheeran highkey

-they have a stupid club rule that was created in middle school where the first person who falls asleep has to sleep next to eddie on the floor because eddie kicks and snuggles and smothers whoever he winds up next to all night long, and they have kept up the tradition of that ever since

-(so richie makes himself fall asleep first until they get together even if it’s literally so hard for him)

-when beverly and richie work at sonic they play a game called slushie roulette where they see who can make the weirdest mixed slushie that still tastes good

-(beverly always wins but richie has a gift for weird slushies)

-(beverly also used to time how fast richie could eat the footlong chili dogs and it was gross but hella impressive that he was able to learn to do it in 45 seconds)

-eddie is a trampoline god

-one time mike broke his pointer finger in a foosball game against bev

-bill was a train boy

-that’s all for now folkies!!! i’m sorry for so many of these i just love them lmao, but again if you want me to elaborate i totally will! :/) okay bye