Another 'Rules For (fake) Dating an Italian' deleted scene that I promised to post: (the omitted shower scene from chapter nine)
this was gonna start where they were walking to the L after dinner... but the chapter was getting too long & it's kind of dumb & just wasn't feeling it lolll. But you can read it if you really want to! (& I didn't proofread it. sorry! Hopefully no egregious errors).
When she finally looks up again, she finds herself staring at the CVS across the street and stops abruptly.
“Oh, come with me,” she says, tugging his hand to J-walk across the street.
“Syd!” Carmy says, eyes widening, glancing at the cars approaching on either side of them.
“Pedestrians have right of way!” Sydney says, pulling him quickly across before either of them can get flattened.
“What do you need from CVS?” Carmy says, slightly breathless, as they walk in, dry heat hitting them both as the doors slide closed on the Chicago cold.
“It’s not what I need, it’s what you need,” she says, pulling him toward the shampoo aisle.
“Oh, you were serious about the shampoo,” he says, though he doesn’t sound particularly upset about it.
Would she be crazy if she thought he might actually sound slightly overwhelmed by the idea? But not in a bad way. More in the way where he looks like he’s holding back his actual reaction. She wants to see it.
“I’m not letting you bald in your early thirties because you used 3-in-1 your whole life,” Sydney says, stopping in front of a shelf of shampoos and conditioners and carefully choosing a pair of bottles, which she hands to Carmy.
“Sounds great,” he says, not even looking at them. The words have a hazy quality to them. She smiles at him, grabbing a bottle of leave-in conditioner for good measure.
“You need anything else?” she asks him.
He shakes his head quickly and she nods, walking toward the register, Carmy trailing behind her.
Somehow, Sydney did not notice them walking through a section of condoms and lube on their way to the hair productions on the way in.
She notices now though.
There are a couple of people waiting to check out at the register, and she intended to hang back, not wanting to crowd them, but she realizes now the connotation of her pausing in this particular section of the store.
Carmy clears his throat. She looks at him. He’s blushing. He’s so pathetic sometimes; she’s fucking crazy about him.
“Should I…?” he says.
On any other occasion, she might’ve teased him about trailing off instead of being able to say it out loud, but he’s already so red in the face, she decides to be merciful.
“What, you don’t have one in your wallet?” she says. “What kind of date is this?”
“You’re so mature, Sydney,” he says, holding back a smile, shaking his head at her. “So mature.”
“You’re the one who’s blushing,” she says, and he blushes harder, grabbing a pack of condoms off the shelf and walking away from her, up to the—now available—register.
She follows closely behind him, drunk on the ease of it all; the absurd, entrancing way they seem to be able to speak to each other. She’s never had that with anybody else before. She likes the way he smiles when she tries to make a joke.
In his apartment—a mutually-agreed-upon destination landed on during an L-ride that consisted mostly of staring at each other—Sydney kicks her shoes off by the door and sizes him up for a second.
He fills a glass with water and sets her flowers into them. Then he empties his pockets onto the counter; keys, wallet, phone, cigarettes, then finally, he carefully sets the plastic CVS bag down next to them, looking over at Sydney with a note of uncertain expectation on his face.
“I feel like I should offer you food, but we just ate,” he says, smiling ruefully.
Sydney stays silent for a second, wondering if she’s being like… overly horny, and weird.
But then she considers the fact that Carmy is still blushing, and decides it’s probably fine.
“I could, uh, show you how to use that stuff,” she says, inclining her head toward the CVS bag, then, after a moment of silence, quickly adding, “I meant the hair stuff. I didn’t mean the condoms. I mean, we can… we can use the condoms. If you want. But I’m sure you’re… perfectly capable of using those yourself. No instructions necessary.” She forces an awkward little laugh.
He smiles at her. Not patronizing, or annoyed. He smiles at her like there’s nothing more charming on this earth than her making an utter fool of herself. She watches him bite his bottom lip, trying not to laugh, and then he laughs anyway, a sweet, boyish sound. A sound that makes affection for him swell up in her chest like a helium balloon.
She finds herself scoffing too.
“It wasn’t that funny,” she says.
He presses his lips together in a thin smile to stop laughing. There’s color in his cheeks; a warmth to him, underneath all the overly-formal newness of the date.
She snatches the CVS bag off the counter, turning and walking toward the bathroom without waiting for him.
She hears him following close behind her. She kicks her shoes off, stopping outside his shower and pulling her sweater over her head (unable to stop herself from neatly folding it and setting it gently down on the closet toilet seat. Because heaven forbid it get fucked up; she loves it like an old friend).
When she looks up, Carmy is standing in the doorway, tongue playing at the corner of his mouth, eyes fixed on her.
Jesus Christ, are they actually doing this?
Theoretically, stripping her clothes off in front of a guy she just went on a first date with isn’t really her style.
This is different though, isn’t it?
Honestly, she doesn’t really care.
She’s standing in just her skirt, and the bra she picked out that morning (not a particularly nice bra, to be completely honest, she only owns four bras and they’re all the same, just in different colors).
Carmy’s eyes don’t move off her, but his fingers come to the buttons of his shirt, undoing them with absurd dexterity, until he has enough room to pull it over his head, leaving him in a white wife beater, gold chain glinting.
“Oh, fuck you,” Sydney says.
Carmy scoffs. “Fuck me? You’re the one who looks like that.”
“Like what?” Sydney demands indignantly.
“Like a fucking angel,” Carmy says, a disbeliving laugh breaking through his words halfway through the sentence.
“You look like Marlon fucking Brando,” she says.
“You look cold,” Carmy says, smile softening. “Wanna turn that water on?”
Simple command, but it still makes her smile fade, and her cheeks heat. She nods, turning and reaching into his shower to turn the hot water on, standing on the bathmat where it can’t reach her.
With her back still turned to him, she reaches to undo the clasp of her bra, sliding it off and letting it fall to the tile floor of his bathroom.
She hears him inhale.
Hears a faint rustle of fabric.
She brings her fingers to the zipper of her skirt and pauses, looking over her shoulder at him.
He’s taken his undershirt off.
She stands unmoving for a long moment, stuck in the feeling of him staring at her like a fly stuck in honey.
“Syd,” he says gently, after a moment. “You sure you wanna do this?”
“Do you want to do this?” she asks.
He exhales a soft laugh.
“Yes,” he says simply.
“Well, so do I,” she says, turning back to look at the shower water, unzipping the side of her skirt. “Get over here,” she says, one hand still holding her skirt up.
Carmy crosses quickly to her; shirtless, impossible. His eyes flick down to her chest, but quickly come back up to her face, like he thinks she might not notice.
She did notice. She didn’t mind.
“You first,” she says, nodding toward his pants, still buttoned.
He scoffs, and a blush creeps up his exposed chest, but he unbuttons them anyway, pushing them down his hips and stepping out of them, left in boxers and socks.
She lets her skirt drop, kicking it over the same way as Carmy’s pants, and without letting herself hesitate, slides her panties down her hips too and steps under the water, inhaling sharply as it hits her head, instantly banishing any hints of the cold from her body.
She hears the curtain slide shut, and when she opens her eyes, Carmy is standing across from her, his back pressed to the cold tiles behind the showerhead, totally dry.
She steps back so he can stand under the water too, but he makes no motion to move until she reaches out and takes one of his wrists in her hand, pulling him under the water.
He tilts his head back, water running over his face, curls straightening out beneath it. She finds her eyes catching on stray drops of water as they trail down his chest.
But no. She’s getting distracted.
“Carm,” she says. “Hair.”
“Really?” he says, with a faint note of exasperation, opening his eyes and looking at her.
“What, did you think this was just an excuse to get you in the shower?” she says, reaching out to get the shampoo and conditioner and setting them on the shelf. “I don’t joke about curl patterns, Carmen.”
“Right,” Carmy says, shaking his head slowly. “I should’ve known.”
She smiles at him ruefully.
“I still don’t know what was so bad about my 3-in-1,” he says.
Sydney rolls her eyes.
“God, you’re hopeless,” she says, “here, just turn around.”
She puts her hands on his shoulders, spinning him to face the opposite shower wall.
The water hits his face and he tilts his head back to avoid it.
For a moment, she lets her eyes wander over his back; littered with tattoos, dripping with water.
She wants to press a kiss to the space between his shoulder blades, but she settles instead for dragging her fingers over the slopes of his shoulders, down his biceps, lingering on his skin until she pulls her hands away to reach for the shampoo. She sees him shiver.
“I never take warm showers,” he murmurs. Maybe to break the silence. Maybe just to talk.
“Why not?” she asks, pouring some shampoo into one hand and replacing the bottle on the shelf in the corner of his shower.
“I— oh,” he breaks off as she brings her hand to the back of his hair, beginning to massage the shampoo into his damp curls. “I, uh, I don’t know, just never… had the time for the water to warm up, I guess,” he says, quieter.
She drags her fingers through his hair, bringing her left hand up to join her right, working across his scalp.
“God, that’s— that’s good, Syd,” he says, words soft.
He steps back, maybe subconsciously, leaning into her touch. His back grazes her chest and she hears his breath catch.
“Sorry,” he breathes, freezing in place.
“Don’t be,” she says. “Step under the water for me though, we need to wash this out.”
“Mmhm,” he says, leaning his head forward to catch under the water. The bubbles of the shampoo run down his back, following the path of his spine.
When the water runs clear, no more shampoo running down the drain, he turns around to look at her. His eyelashes have droplets of water stuck in them. His hair is plastered to his forehead.
“Done?” he asks.
“No,” she says, smiling at how disheveled he looks. “Conditioner now.”
“Oh,” he says, exhaling.
“It’s good to leave the conditioner in for a few minutes sometimes,” she says, swallowing hard, reaching blindly behind her for the bottle, uncapping it and squeezing some into her palm. He watches her do it. “Makes your hair softer, you know?”
“Whatever you say,” he says, though he doesn’t seem particularly invested in her haircare instructions.
She doesn’t make him turn around this time, just smooths his hair back with one hair and combs the conditioner through with the other, enjoying the way his eyes flutter shut as she drags her fingernails lightly over his scalp.
When she’s done, he doesn’t open his eyes.
She studies his face for a second; greedy and unhurried.
He’s so fucking beautiful.
“Carm,” she says.
“Mm?” he says, eyes opening.
She smiles softly at the dazed expression on his face, and drops her eyes to his lips. As she leans into him, she sees the tiniest flicker of surprise, and then he’s leaning back to meet her, that hungry kind of kissing that unfailingly disarms her.
Her chest presses against his, their wet skin sliding easily together, making her body hum to life.
She isn’t sure if she steps forward, or he steps back, but as they move together, the shower water begins raining down over both their heads. Sydney tastes flat water catching between their lips; the shock of the heat of it makes her gasp, and when she pulls back from Carmy, he’s red and breathless.
“I… think it, uh, washed itself out,” she says, glancing at his hair.
“Yeah?”
She nods slowly.
“Smells good,” he says, running his fingers through his own damp hair.
She smiles at him. “It’ll be soft when it dries.”
“Yeah?”
“Mmhm,” she says, nodding, becoming less capable of words as he stares at her more intensely.
“You wanna… dry off?” he asks. “Then we can… you know. Whatever you want.”
“Yeah,” she says.
He reaches behind him, turning the water off.
There are towels under his sink and he tosses her one.
“Don’t you dare towel dry your hair,” she says.
He blinks at her.
“Wha—how am—what am I supposed to do if I don’t towel dry it?”
“You need to scrunch it up and let it dry naturally.”
“Uh-huh,” he says. “Maybe show me that next time.”
She rolls her eyes as he towels his hair off in a way that is absolutely going to undo any progress she made. But she doesn’t really care.
“Bedroom?” she asks, wrapping the towel he gave her around herself.
“Yes,” he says,
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I'm going to uno reverse card you and say: for the fic guessing game, 'light'?
lol that's fair
apparently I talk about light a lot (go figure) so have this one that happens to be in the middle of its story's 'Oh' moment:
But perhaps, somewhere along the line, Jamie had slipped, and now . . . well now, standing on the balcony of a palace on another planet, with the Doctor dipping his head nearer just to hide his eyes from the light - nearer, and not farther, which would've been just as easy - no, now he had to admit something was different. When it had changed or whether it hadn't at all and he'd simply been too fool to realize it before he couldn't say, and it didn't matter anyway - he knew it now, and that scared him.
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And just for kicks, under the cut I'm gonna put a longer excerpt from a totally different fic that came up while I was ctrl+f-ing 'light' in my wips - mainly because it happens to be part of a scene from a longish 'the Doctor & Jamie reunite with Zoe in 6b' story which is nowhere near completion, but feels relevant given the boxset Big Finish released last week (not that I've gotten a chance to listen to it yet, but still).
Zoe sat across from Jamie, her elbows on the table, her chin resting atop her hands - but she wasn't relaxed. She stared at him intently, and actually narrowed her eyes as he watched.
"What?" he asked, already defensive, and following through on an old self-conscious instinct, wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. With no mirror in sight, he looked to the Doctor to check if he'd somehow gotten something on his face already, but he looked just as baffled. Zoe hadn't broken her concentration yet.
"I'm trying to figure out if I'm older than you," she announced, still deep in thought.
"Ah--" the Doctor began, grinning wickedly, but whether he was going to answer her or merely tease they never found out, because Jamie shot an arm out lightning quick, as if to hold him back.
"No' so fast, you. Let the girl work it out."
He finished chewing and settled himself squarely in front of her for inspection. She continued to stare. "Y'know, I'm surprised you're having such trouble telling," he taunted. "After all, how old are you now?"
She opened her mouth at first to protest that she was under no obligation to announce her own age while he continued to keep his secret, but she still thought she might figure it out - and if she couldn't, she at least had the Doctor to rely on to make Jamie tell the truth.
So she shrugged. "I'm 41. But everyone here thinks I'm 39. I was born 39 years ago, of course, but counting chronologically from the time I left the Wheel with you in the Tardis, I aged two years before the Time Lords returned me to my own time. That was twenty-one years ago, now," she added, unable to judge if the faint waver of wistfulness in her voice was truly audible, or if it was just her own imagination. Thankfully, neither of them pressed her on it.
"Well, y'see, Zoe," Jamie began slowly, still chewing his last mouthful after she finished her explanation and sat waiting calmly for his reply. The Doctor leaned forward too, seemingly intrigued, though it must only have been to see what answer Jamie would try. "I was born in 1724," he paused and washed down his food with a swig from his glass, and for a moment Zoe had the grace to assume he was just working through his calculations, as she had done. "So I'm pretty sure I'm older than you," he finished, setting the glass back down on the table triumphantly.
All at once she felt a young girl again, a devilish light in her eyes. She wanted to jump across the table and tackle him - but that wasn't what Madam Presidents did. "Why, you--"
"They don't traditionally swear at their guests either, Ms. Heriot."
She turned on the Doctor, shocked. "You read my mind," she began, more impressed than accusatory, but he did at least have the decency to look sheepish.
He coughed politely. "Only to, ah, verify your math. And I'm sure you could feel my presence there, if you think about it."
"I could but I didn't know that's what it was. You've gotten so much better at it."
"Had to," he said simply, and shrugged, his eyes downcast.
Well, there was more to that, clearly, she thought, filing his deliberately nonchalant expression away for closer inspection later - but for now she was not about to be deterred. She snapped her eyes and her attention both back to Jamie.
"Still, we both know the Doctor obviously continues to value honesty and accuracy, so surely he'll tell me how old you are, even if you won't."
"Not if I ask him not to - right, Doctor?"
"Well . . . " he began, noncommittally drawing the word out so long that Zoe actually had time to wonder what his plan was for once he ran out of vowel. Jamie looked so genuinely horrified it was downright comical, and she had to force herself not to laugh at the absurdity of it all.
"We're married, Doctor," he reminded him, indignant.
"Oh, but it's Zoe," he complained, sounding every bit the petulant child she remembered he could be, all those years ago. "And as far as I can remember, none of the ceremonies we ever partook in had anything in the vows about obeying. Although I might be wrong . . ." he added under his breath, scratching his head.
"Charming," Jamie grumbled.
"Well, when we've had as many weddings as we have it can be quite a lot to keep straight in your head. You know, I sometimes wonder if we might qualify for some kind of an all-time record. If we hadn't the need to be covert about so many of them, of course."
"Stop that!" she snapped, and the Doctor turned back to her, the picture of confused innocence.
"Stop what?"
"You're trying to help him without helping him, just by distracting me. Naturally, I want to hear everything about all these weddings of yours, and I will see to it that you'll be having another one while you're here, like it or not--"
"Yes ma'am," Jamie quipped, mock-serious.
"--But first, I am going to find out how old you are, James Robert McCrimmon, and if you force me to use your husband to do it, then that decision is on you."
Jamie mopped his face with his napkin and came out of it smiling. He stretched and dropped an arm around the Doctor's shoulders, perfectly relaxed. Already, Zoe felt her heart sink, but she was careful to keep her composure.
"I'm only pullin' your leg. I'm 44."
"What, really? And you expect me to just believe that?" She raised an eyebrow in challenge but then glanced at the Doctor to confirm, and when he nodded she allowed her facade to crumble, rolling her eyes. Of course she had known when she'd first laid eyes on them that they'd be cutting it close, but Jamie still had quite a bit of that boyishness about him that had made it frustrating enough being his junior the first time around, and she really thought she might genuinely have enjoyed being just a hair older than him, for a change. After all, if you had to be ripped apart from your family and sent to separate timezones to live out your lives forever wishing for an improbable reunion, it might as well be good for something. But Jamie was far too smug looking now to be pretending, and Zoe knew it. "Oh, some people have all the luck," she groaned, dropping her arms and collapsing back dejectedly against her seat.
"Aye," Jamie said, leaning in over the table to follow her, "and some people live 22 years on Earth before they meet a time traveler, then spend 5 years with him before his people erase their memory and send them home to live another 5 before he's allowed to come pick them up again, and then force the pair of 'em to've spent 12 years so far working for them. Some people, eh?" he finished hotly, swiping his glass off the table again and raising it to his mouth in one fluid motion to take a long drink. But even so, his face was not so totally obscured from view that Zoe couldn't make out the amused curl at the corner of his lips, and when she caught his gaze again the glimmer in his eye was all fondness, just as it was with Doctor's and, she knew, her own.
Yes, no matter the circumstances, it was certainly good to see them again.
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