#>picante posting

[certifiedunicornhater]

a collection of art of my unicorn wars ocs i did while i was gone + some recent doodles (there's more but i reached the limit so it'll be on another post lol)

[mildly-seasoned-ffa]

I miss rdo

[xray-vex]

Stede, tidying up in the kitchen: *sighs* -- "Edward, do we really need to save all these?" *gestures to a pile of BBQ, soy sauce, sriracha, Taco Bell sauces, ketchup, and other packets* Ed: *blinks* "Well -- I mean, just in case --" Stede: *incredulous look* "--In case of what? Ed: *narrows eyes* "----You never had a packet drawer growing up, babe?" Stede: *tone of voice emphasizing the air quotes* "A 'packet drawer' --??" Ed: *looks at middle distance, shakes head, shrugs* "Nah, I guess you wouldn't have, would you?" Stede: ".................." Ed: *dramatic siiiiigh, rolls eyes* "--FINE, we can toss most of this, but we ARE keeping the fuckin Diablo sauce."

[fbwzoo]

Small animal updates next!

The rats are doing good as well. The two new girls (who we still seriously need to name, oops) have fit in perfectly like they've been there for weeks already. They're coming up to get treats from us now, and everyone's getting along wonderfully. Minus the terror twins in their solitary confinement, anyway.

We do have some work to do on the cages yet, we still need to make barriers for the bottom of the cages so we can add bedding for digging. It'll especially improve the single CN the twins are in. Hopefully we'll get that done within the next month, I already bought the bedding on sale.

Picante (dwarf hamster) is still bopping along, eating well & ferociously defending her cage. We put some seed stalks in the cage last week & she's been having a blast with those.

Not much new from Clover (hedgehog) or Spoon (lesser tenrec) either. Clover still thinks we should give her bugs, then fuck off & die. 😂 Spoon is in torpor, so he's an extra sleepy boy for the next few months.

[casgirldykery4ever]

this may be influenced by autism but I just fuckin love when parts of a song will like play on a loop I love a good loop

[wallarts80]

⠀⠀ Rpt: Um remake de uma arte que eu postei no comecinho no ano passado e pra o post fica ainda mais quente... 👄🔥🙄👄 ⠀⠀ Rpt: A remake of an art I posted at the beginning of last year and for the post it gets even hotter... 👄🔥🙄👄 ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 👄🔥👄🔥👄🔥👄🔥👄🔥👄🔥👄🔥 ⠀⠀ #coreldrawgrafhicsuite #digitalart #hotter #remake #sexymouth #red #designgrafico #posted #beginning #gets #woman #picante #vectorart #hotmouth #batom #vermelho https://www.instagram.com/p/CnDZ3DyrJ9v/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[ohgeezlya]

WEDDING VOWS | Five Hargreeves x Fem!Reader

Summary; When someone needs an important hug.

“Old and tired or young and restless”

Warning; angst, intoxication/drinking.

A/N: Sorry that I can’t post that much now since classes started but I want to say that from now on I’ll post on Fridays or Sundays. Will depend on my mood and workload.

Five was a mess, staggering around the place—his walk wobbly because of the amount of alcohol he’s drank. Apart of him thinks his mysterious concoction he made was a terrible idea, that getting drunk was a terrible idea. Although, he is leaning to the other part of his brain that thinks this is one of his greatest ideas.

He can’t be so sad about the kugelblitz if he was drunk. This, however, was a lie because all he can think of is how they’re all about to die.

‘I need another drink’ Five thinks, finally able to form a coherent thought throw all of his pitty. Five staggers his way to the bar, accidentally lugging his abdomen into the bar table which makes him wheeze a bit.

“Please, don’t throw up while there is a wedding” You chuckle at him. Five wips around to you making himself motion sick. You go to help him, pulling him away from the bar.

“Waitt, noo-“ Five whines, trying to get back to the bar, a nice Picante was calling his name despite that he doesn’t like summery drinks.

The partygoers plus the bride and groom pay no mind to Five’s tantrum as you lead him away and out of the ballroom.

“Lets get you cleaned, and if we’re lucky sober…” You mumble the last part, hoping that Five didn’t hear you so you didn’t have to deal with fighting.

But he did.

“What? No, I don’t wanta-I need another vodka bottle” He blinks away, making you panic.

“God-fucking damnit Five,”

You searched for him, he’s thankfully not at the bar and not in the boy’s hotel room. Until you found him in the corner of the elevator, seemingly passed out.

He’s slumped near the rail the left of his face mushed on the wall, his tie loose and his blouse somewhat unbuttoned, with bottle of red wine sitting between his legs, one of his hands gripping the neck tightly.

You tsk, shaking your head.

You walk in and sit next to him, struggling to take the wine from him—but you do. You pull it up to your mouth but only droplets spill out.

Huffing you toss the bottle into the corner, tilting your head on the wall.

You genuinely can’t believe it, all this fighting and stopping the apocalypse was for nothing. It will always follow this family, you wanted retirement as much as Five did.

You wanna live your life, you craved the mundaneness of humanity. Envious of the lives you’d see on the infinite switchboard; school, work, dates, family, and dying.

You can’t say you didn’t get what you wanted, least you’d die with your found family, something you never thought you’d have, in the commission is always seemed out of reach and pointless.

You look at Five, noticing how some of the red wine stained his white dress shirt, his hair swept to the side so you can see his face.

You don’t regret helping Five, helping his family. So, you can die happy with the knowledge that you tried.

You jump, startled by Five groaning, moving his head into the wall for a sense of comfort and grounding, one eye looking at around dazed before landing on you.

He smiles, but it slowly goes down. His smugness leaves his body in place of… sorrow and guilt?

“M’ sorry” He mumbles. You know what he’s saying.

“I…I wanted to save them, you. I wanted to keep my family safe…” Tear prick your eyes at his words.

Five is blaming himself.

“No, Five don-“

“Please, don’t say that I did my best, if I did we would be back home with no apocalypse in sight.” He glares at the floor, his body still wobbly probably flushing the alcohol still.

“I just wanted to save my fam-“ You cut him off, arms wrapped around his neck, pushing his head to your shoulder, he’s in shock.

The first apocalypse he didn’t have anyone besides Delores, he hasn’t been one for physical touch since he came back—it was typically overwhelming but right now, in this moment.

He accepts it. Shakily bringing his hands to your waist—gliding them around your back and hugging you tighter.

“You did try, so damn hard. Thank you.” Your whispers in his ear makes him tear up, streams run down his face.

You don’t know if you’ll somehow get out of this alive, probably not, but you don’t mind spending the last of your moments embracing each other in mutual appreciation, respect, and grief.

[latinotiktok]

Otro día en Twitter Mexicanos y Argentinos se estaban agarrando por los pelos, ahora Argentina y Colombia, vi un post sobre como Chile es el país más odiado de América Latina pero todavía (yo como brasileiro) jamás he visto ningún post de odio por Chile, Argentina está siempre en el Spotlight, me da mucha risa

Es la Regina George de América

(perdón por mi español de 2 pesos argentinos)

MI ESPAÑOL DE DOS PESOS FKSJFNF me hiciste reír

Creo que la "bronca" con Chile es algo más de peruanos y argentinos, eventualmente uruguayos y paraguayos se unen pero no es común. Siempre considere que la bronca, más allá de algún que otro conflicto histórico, era algo para no tomarse en serio. Como cuando te peleas con tus primos. En los últimos años creo que se traslado más a Argentina.

Lo de México y Argentina me sigue pareciendo ???? Re boludo. Porque no la considero una rivalidad sana 😭 ambos lados se han dicho cosas horribles y cada vez que veo una pelea entre nosotros pierdo 10 años de vida y estoy así:

Igual que se yo. Rivalidades hay entre todos. Se que Centroamérica cada tanto tiene beef con México también. Y que Colombia estuvo tirando comentarios re picantes con el partido de Panamá lo cual trajo a varios panameños re enojados a mis asks.

Me encanta igual la idea de que seamos la Regina George 😜

[cosmicstarlatte]

Mexican Restaurant (Obey Me!)

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You and the brothers got hungry and end up at an authentic hole-in-the wall Mexican restaurant. They decide to put their spanish to the test.

»Characters: Demon Bros

»Tags: Bilingual (Spanish/English) Bulleted style fic, Gender Neutral, Pathetic Lucifer lmao

»Note: Sorry if the grammar/spelling is off. Ye ye, I'm Mexican but my spanish is okay at most. 💀

Lucifer:

"Es picante? Lo quiero ordenar." (It's spicy? I want to order it.)

Ordered first

He didn't want you to translate for him

He wanted to use his limited Spanish to impress you

Wouldn't stop smirking since he felt like he was quite impressive

Until Mammon took over

Bitterly ate his enchiladas

He didn't understand what guapo (handsome) meant but heard it frequently in his direction

His pride wouldn't let him ask you

Sulked for the rest of the night

You asked if he was okay

"Si."

Mammon:

" Y esto cuanto cuesta? QUE!? " (And this is how much? WHAT!?)

Yeah he picked up *some* Spanish due to possible illegal activities

Took advantage of the free chips and salsa

Ordered steak fajitas

Sung and danced with the band

Yeah he was kind of drunk

Wore the title of "El Mamon" proudly without knowing it can be translated to "Idiot" in Spanish

"No te preocupes, yo te cuido" (Dont worry I'll take care of you)

Got his and your meals taken care of by the end of the night

The people hope to see El Mamon [affectionate] again, he's always welcome

Levi:

"Hola! Mi nombre es Leviathan!" (Hello! My name is Leviathan!)

Wanted to impress you so he refused to have you help him

Just pointed at something at the menu

"Por favor!" (Please!)

"El especial es muy picante...seguro que lo quieres? '...si!?' " (The special is very spicy...are you sure you want it? ...yes!?)

Was confused when they brought a crowd with his food

Held back his tears while he ate El Diablo Fuerte burrito challenge

"Mm..so...good..."

Passed out after saying that

For once, Levi's embarrassing scene made Lucifer feel better

Satan:

"Si, tamales por favor." (Yes, tamales please.)

Also a little fluent but not like Mammon

Practiced his Spanish with you, it was pretty cute tbh

Could practically eat from Lucifer's bitter energy alone

Learned to flirt with you in spanish

Took a chance and danced with you

Smirked at Lucifer while dancing

Asmo:

"Hola!" (Hello!)

Only the most basic of Spanish words

Wasn't shy to admit he needed help with the menu so you sat very close and translated

Worked extremely well in his favor

Levi shot daggers at him while Lucifer continued sulking

Ordered a carne asada quesadilla platter

Posted an unconscious Levi on DevilSnap

Him and Mammon made the place livelier than usual

Ended up dancing and flirting with the server

Got his entire meal for free

Beel:

"Dame todo. 'Que?' Todo." (Give me everything. 'What?' Everything.)

Ron Swanson™️ energy

It's the only Spanish he ever needs when ordering so he gets by every time

Happily shared a little bit of everything with you

Upset that Belphie got in the way of spoon feeding you some churro ice cream

Finished Levi's burrito with ease

Asked the server for seconds

His bill paid for the restaurants rent for the month

Got a little jealous of everyone dancing with you

Yes he made his move and got his chance

Was the one to carry Levi back to the hotel

Belphie:

"Ayudame?" (Help me?)

Can actually navigate the menu on his own

He's use to it because of Beel

Wanted the same experience you gave Asmo

Which he got (much to Lucifers dismay)

But he ordered himself when the server came

"Horchata y birria tacos por favor." (Horchata and birria tacos please.)

Horchatas his favorite drink. I will die on this hill

You asked "Belphie do you actually know some spanish?"

" I just said I needed help. I never said I didn't know."

Was the one to tell Mammon to call himself El Mamon

Lucifer and Levi lost this one. 😔 What adventure will we go on next? 🤭

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[meichan801]

Queria dibujar mi version de Michael. Tiene ojos azules profundos similares al mar, cabellos dorados un poco mas claros, y alto, apariencia sencilla pero elegante. Le gusta la musica y las artes humanas (aun que no es muy bueno cantando ya que de hecho su ''habilidad'' es el ''poder'' no las artes). Trabaja demasiado(workholic), excesivamente 24/7, es de esas personas que odian y aman su trabajo y lidian sus traumas de esa manera, lo veo con poca habilidad con las nuevas tecnologias humanas y no gusta mucho del picante)?? tiene buena relacion con sus otros 5 hermanos expetuando lucifer :s por obvias razones, es aun un tema delicado para el tocar, queria mucho a lucifer y fue el mas afectado al respecto.

Su personalidad es seria mayorparte del tiempo, es el pilar principal del cielo, es bastante severo especialmente si se tratan de las reglas y la proteccion del cielo.

En mi AU seria pareja de adam pero necesito todo un post respecto a su relacion XD.

[certifiedunicornhater]

picante doodle <3

[mildly-seasoned-ffa]

Had a dream about this guy

Too sleepy to elaborate but I just wanted to post it before I hate it

[alwaysfaceleft]

Got some posts here hidden cause Tumblr thinks some pics are too picante for some reason

I don't want to appeal the tag cause I don't want to ping the normie Tumblr mods with big furry boobs on a Thursday

[mrskyler]

✮⋆˙ ACEITO PEDIDOS ‹𝟹 ˙⋆✮

( Por favor leia tudo antes de fazer o seu pedido! )

₊˚ʚ ᗢ₊˚✧ ﾟ.

⌗ Olá, meu nome é ■■, mas você pode me chamar de Mr. Skyler. Uso os pronomes tanto femininos quanto masculinos. Mas prefiro que se refira a mim como ele / dele.

⌗ Criei esse post porque eu sempre li aqui no Tumblr, aqueles one-shots em inglês dos meus personagens favoritos.

⌗ O problema era que eu tinha que entrar no Tumblr pelo Google e traduzir a página para o português, para que eu pudesse ler.

E nunca vi nenhuma dessas histórias escritas em português. Então cheguei a decisão de fazer isso eu mesmo, depois de virar a madrugada toda no celular.

⌗ Eu não sei ao certo como se mexe no Tumblr, mas irei aprender aos poucos com o passar do tempo. Então peço que tenham paciência comigo. ‹𝟹

୭🧷✧˚. ᵎᵎ 🎀

✮⋆˙ Fandons e personagens que irei escrever:

( Posso colocar mais depois. )

「 Omniscient Reader Viewpoint 」

Kim Dokja

「 Omori 」

Sunny

Basil

Omori

「 Toilet-bound Hanako-kun 」

Hanako / Amane

Tsukasa

「 To Your Eternity 」

The Nameless Boy ( O garoto do episódio 1 )

Fushi ( 1 temporada )

「 Heaven's Official Blessing 」

Xie Lian

Hua Cheng / San Lang

「 Solo Leveling 」

Sung Jin-Woo

✮⋆˙ Gêneros que eu vou fazer:

Fofo / conforto. ( Fluff / Comfort )

Angústia. ( Angst )

Ambos ao mesmo tempo.

✮⋆˙ Quais eu não vou fazer:

Histórias picantes / +18 ( Smut )

( Eu não me sinto confortável escrevendo histórias nesse gênero. )

୭🧷✧˚. ᵎᵎ 🎀

✮⋆˙ Explicações ˙⋆✮

⌗ Eu posso escrever a história tanto em um tema romântico quanto platônico [ Não tem nenhuma relação romântica entre você e o personagem que você escolheu. Ex: Kim Dokja x Child! Male reader ( platonic ) ]

⌗ Você pode pedir vários personagens do mesmo fandom ou de fandons diferentes.

# Só irei escrever para o público masculino [ posso tentar escrever para o público não-binário, mas eu nunca escrevi algo do tipo e tenho medo de desrespeitar a pessoa. ] Não me importo do público feminino curtir e interagir com minhas publicações. Sejam muito bem-vindas!

₊˚ʚ ᗢ₊˚✧ ﾟ.

✮⋆˙ Sinta se livre para me enviar o seu pedido ‹𝟹 ˙⋆✮

⌗ Até logo!‹𝟹

[seddenostalgia]

Eu las eliminatorias van a estar re picantes. Salven post.

[elbiotipo]

Saben que, voy a dejar un último comentario picante pero relevante: los autores estadounidenses (y primermundistas) de color también pueden ser bastante estereotipadores con sus personajes e historias, sobre todo cuando hablan de otros países y otras culturas. Ahora no me voy a poner a discutir pero he visto más de un momento que me ha hecho pensar "Hmmm... esto es como mucho no..."

Sí, para nada al nivel de los boludos que hicieron Starlancer (el juego por el que hice ese post) y capaz hasta lo hacen con buenas intenciones, y por supuesto que es mucho mejor escuchar otras voces que la dominancia blanca estadounidense, pero ser de una identidad u otra no te hace menos propenso al prejuicio y que se refleje en tus obras.

Que se yo, es todo un tema. Traten de ser buena gente en general y aprendan de lo que están hablando y escribiendo.