#@alex

[goblinontour]

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[callixton]

8.favorite cut song from a musical, 20. weirdest/niche musical you really like and 38. musical movie you hate pls :]

hii alex!!

8. does i don’t care much from cabaret count… technically it was put back in to the revival but it Was cut from the first version. same exact thing with marry me a little can you BELIEVE that was cut from the og prod it’s one of my fave songs in company. if i were to not include songs which have made it into subsequent productions, flag song from assassins.

20. the honest answer is taboo even tho i was trying to find other options lmao. no one does weird and niche like her <3 i have a very bad sense of what’s niche/weird i’m like that xkcd comic about not knowing how much people know. so like. i’ll also include ghost quartet and death note lol bc i was recently reminded of both of them. also shoutout to the production of safety not guaranteed that’s in production bc i had so much fun and i hope it gets more work and eventually a cast album

38. um a lot of them. i couldn’t make myself get through all of the greatest showman bc i got too pissed off by every aspect of it so maybe that

[theriverdraws]

What is this, a crossover episode?

[its-not-a-pen]

Im in the middle of waterless shampooing alex and i cant get over how dumb he looks fhfhfbvf my poor clean rat son

Bonus tiny blep

[batsyvalentine]

CANNON HUMAN FORD?? (PLEASE LIKE THE ORIGINAL BELOW )

Credits ;

if you have time, go check out the list of palestenian fundraisers! Anything counts!!

[dooffirmations]

H E L L O ????

[freepunchesintheface]

You cannot convince me this isn’t what happened.

[sexypeople-contests-2025]

[prokopetz]

While the Onion buying InfoWars is indeed extremely funny, very few of the posts I've seen commenting on the sale have mentioned that the families of the Sandy Hook victims apparently agreed to voluntarily reduce their lawsuit payout as part of a deal to ensure that the Onion would acquire InfoWars wholesale, rather than having the company broken up and auctioned off piecemeal, as the latter course could potentially have allowed some of those pieces to end up back in the hands of Alex Jones' cronies.

Like, yes, it is in fact very funny that InfoWars is now a wholly owned subsidiary of the Onion, but the real props go out to the Sandy Hook families who saw the opportunity and willingly gave up the additional millions of dollars that could have been realised by stripping InfoWars for parts in order to make that happen.

(EDIT: Fixed a sentence incorrectly suggesting that Clickhole is still affiliated with the Onion – it totally slipped my mind that they'd sold it back in 2020.)

[guilty-pleasures-abound]

I want to KISS the person who made this display, that is AMAZING

[thecollectibles]

Art by Alex Twin

[callixton]

hii on my bs again but i was reading barbas tv tropes page (like u do) and it mentions dalloways line here....your honour i rest my case.

SO REAL ONG guy who is bi-coded bc he keeps getting hate crimed as part of his job….. i do like that someone else agrees that bruise line was a dig @ barba too it’s not just us

[eddiegayass]

We're on track for an all timer of a day on twitter dot com

[motleyflash]

I AUDIBLY GASPED. GOODNIGHT

[paintedcrows]

Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued