#[ I NEED. TO DO MORE WITH BONE PEEPAW....

[soulsolid]

I missed halloween bc my perception of time is Gone but like, no fr the horror potential with brook is unlimited and in this essay---

[earthry]

Hello! Humbly requesting a HC of reader sending the Papa’s nudes.

Thank you for the request! I hope you don't mind that these aren't very detailed or as smutty as probably expected

tw: tiny bit spicy, riling the papas up

Primo

Peepaw’s still got it going on.

Will call you immediately and huskily ask you if you’re alone. When you tell him you are, he’ll instruct you step by step to touch yourself.

Turns into phone sex and you learn just how hot it is to hear him dominant and desperate at the same time.

When you’re both spent, he’ll come find you afterwards so he can give you proper aftercare and a very appreciative thank you for the nudes.

In the moment he can be pretty intense but afterwards he’s a teddy bear.

Secondo

Screenshots it and puts it as his Home Screen.

Will send you very detailed dirty talk about what he wants and will do to you the next time you’re both alone.

More affected by the nude then he lets on— will end up getting off to it and then sending you a photo of his own, telling you that you’d better take responsibility.

Terzo

Sends nudes back and fuck are they good. He knows the perfect poses and angles to really show himself off.

You’re the one who ends up flustered instead.

You end up finding him and jumping his bones and the two of you make love while you giggle and laugh because sex is supposed to be fun.

Afterwards he’ll give you tips and tricks on how to take better nudes because he’s a homie.

Copia

Almost has a heart attack and then almost drops his phone and then because he almost drops his phone, almost has a second heart attack.

Is not used to getting nudes and holy fucking shit you’re so hot fuck fuck— he needs like a solid ten minutes to get his brain functioning again.

You’re a little worried when the message reads as ‘✅ read’ but you don’t get a response. You’re about to apologize for sending the picture when he finally messaged you back and it’s just him asking where you are right now.

Hunts you down like a predator after he’s collected himself— he’s practically insatiable. You get a very thorough introduction to how he handles being sent nudes and you don’t regret it one bit.

[undercoverpena]

PEEPAW JOEL THOTS???!

oh gosh, this one makes me a touch nervous ⬇️

joel miller x f!reader warnings: smut, p in v, roof sex, injured!joel, sneaking around bill and franks, female and male receiving head.

🔥 think he has sex with you on the rooftop of some old building, maybe it used to be a library or a hotel, it’s not romantic but it becomes it, because he takes a second to appreciate how vast everything is, and you keep rutting your ass into him as you stare off. maybe the sun is peered out from the clouds, after you asked if they could stop a second, and he doesn’t want to but he relents, and then he sorta sees a speckle of what you do. the world from here almost looks normal, and then his hands come to your hips, halting you from backing into him, grunting an “enough.” and you shoot him a smirk over your shoulder, and fuck, like this, it’s photograph worthy. which is why he suspects he doesn’t actually stop you from moving your hips, just tells you to lean over the brick/railing, peeling your jeans down as he wets his hand with his spit as he slides it between your thighs, murmuring close to your ear that it's a "good view."

🔥 he's hurt his arm after coming into contact with another person/group, and you fuss, trying to clean it and he stops you, tells you it’s fine, "m'not even hurt". but he can see you're chewing your lip, fingers holding your chin, "I’d do it all again to keep you safe" and you just stare (because the two of you don't talk like this, it's all under the surface, displayed in actions rather than words). so you just crash your lips to his, his good hand pulling you onto his lap. mouth sliding down your neck as you undo his jeans, tells him if he’s not even hurt, he can make you feel good. and the man is nothing but determined, “you think I can't fuck you right when I’m hurt, huh?” him teasing you before telling you to climb on top, you sinking down on him, breath punched from your lungs as you take him to the root, "you can take it" talking you through it even if he’s the one hissing if he moves his arm. and your breath is all ragged as you get closer and closer, clothes still coated in some fuckers blood, his knuckles split, teeth gritted. and your eyes meet his as his hand grips your hip, both sharing a similar thought: i'd do anything to keep you fucking alive

🔥 you winding him up one day about how he looks miserable (more than normal), tiredness likely a factor, his bones weary, needing rest. so you offer to take him in your mouth after a shower back in some river. your fingers wrapping around his length, telling him to lie back, make a pillow from your jacket, asking if you can look after him, beads of water falling down his gruff, frowning face. “maybe my mouth can put a smile on your face.” and he shakes his head, “what y'mouth magical?” and you smirk, because he doesn't remember that time early on when he'd taken a pill and mixed it with booze that he'd said something similar. so she just sighs, “actually, someone did once tell me it’s life changing.” and he just licks his lips, nodding at you to go on.

🔥 I think when you make it to Jackson, the first night you're both alone is so different than back in the QZ, than the woods, than rooftops and everything in between. it’s the kind of sex that he’d have given you if the world hadn’t gone to shit and he’d met you in a bar. he takes his time, spends so long working you up, earning each moan you will give him before he can even consider burying himself in you. he's on his knees for you, even if his body protests, even if tomorrow his entire body will ache from how good tonight will be. but he knows it'll be worth it. even more as you coat his cock, desperate, needy, leaving fingerprint bruises on his skin that develop when he collapses beside you.

🔥 so, imagine staying over at bill & frank’s after enjoying some food, and a storm is rolling in, and Frank insists, but Bill hates it—insists on two separate rooms. but before you can sneak into Joel’s he sneaks into yours. hand over your mouth as you giggle, telling you that you’re gonna have to be real quiet. “not like you to break the rules, miller.” But then you teasing him about it not being gentlemanly trying to sneak into a lady’s room. “stopped being a gentlemen a while ago.” his fingers snaking inside your underwear. “c’mon baby you know how to be quiet. good enough when we’re surrounded by clickers. how’s this any different?” your panting, hand on his wrist as you pull it down to whisper, “you’re not usually doing this when we’re surrounded by clickers.” and the two of you are already on the floor, pillows and blankets surrounding them as he kisses down your body, sliding his mouth over your pussy as your hand darts into his curls. his fingers pinching your inner thigh when you make too much noise, sucks on the pulse point on your neck asa you catch your breath. begins leaving marks under the space underneath your breasts, a reminder of him there, that he's had you like this when he catches you stripping and changing, before he sinks into you. THE ABOVE ONE CONT: 👉👈 because i think I want to write this... the surroundings are so normal, he’s able to trick himself that this is like olden times. I think when you sit on his lap, he’d lift your hand from his chest at one point, kiss your knuckles—all tender, soft. before he places your hand back and rests his hands on your hips, aiding her. and I think they’d remain on the floor for a while after. him just stroking your cheek, you just lay on his chest, the storm still heavy. both lost in some make believe land that this is their house, and that maybe it’s just a night where they can’t sleep, rather than it being a night where they just feel safe (whatever that even means) and there’s so much hanging in the air, so many words they never speak, but they're safe, and together, and for both of them that's all that matters.

i cannot believe i have thotted so much in the last 24 hours.

[milks-thoughts]

to the anon who request peepaw leo, bless your soul, I didnt know i need father figure peepaw in my life.

I got a idea, what if peepaw leo, take reader to the hidden city? to more aware of the yokai kind and stuff?

I WAS STRUGGLING WITH THIS AND A RANDOM TUMBLR POST BROUGHT ME IDEAS, also I can’t write shit without angst what the fuck happened here

TW: mentions of cheating, and overall wholesomeness

summary: Peepaw Leo takes Reader to the hidden city to make them feel better (reader is 16)

He Doesn’t Deserve You

⚔︎ Peepaw had gotten more than used to seeing you around the lair

⚔︎ it’s been like 3 years what is he saying-??

⚔︎ they even got you your own train car

⚔︎ you’d leave every day to go to school, then you’d come back

⚔︎ you were so giddy coming back one time with CJ everyone just HAD to know why

⚔︎ the moment you got a boyfriend he was suspicious- of the boyfriend- so was his younger counterpart so-!

⚔︎ can you blame him for being on edge? the boyfriend you got was like a frat boy

⚔︎ You we’re just sitting on the beanbags in the living room, scrolling through social media before you came across a post from this girls account. okay- maybe it’s his cousin! Yeah they look similar enough. You decided to read the caption, that’s when you paused. You stood up suddenly and walked to your train car, slamming the door closed you plopped down on your bed and started sobbing. Apparently you weren’t very quiet because the next thing you knew Mikey and Leo were sliding open the door “ what’s wrong? “ Mikey asked gently which only caused you to cry harder. You could only show them the phone before they looked back at you with a soft look “ oh it’s okay…it’ll all be okay “ Leo soothed before looking wearily at Mikey “ do you want us to get Big Blue? “ he asked you, you paused and nodded. You could really use one of his hugs right now, the crushing hug that’s a mix between warm and cold from the metal. He could wrap his arms around your entire body and cover you with a hug, so yes, you would like a hug from him. Leo nodded and stood up, he sent one more glance before closing the train car and walking away, your sniffles had been fluctuating from calm crying to bawling. Mikey had wrapped around your frame and hugged you, looking up you saw your father Leonardo standing there a soft look on his face when he took Mikey’s spot. He wrapped his arms around your frame and buried your head in his plastron. His arms tight around you as you curled up into a ball in his hold. A new round of sobs came up but they were filled with incoherent sentences. “ was I not good enough for him? “ you asked in a small voice, Leonardo hushed you quietly and rubbed your back “ why don’t we go into the hidden city? You can meet Bone man and see the mystic stuff “ Leo asked and Mikey nodded. You liked the idea, it’d help you get your mind off things. Leo smiled “ buuut me an everyone else have some plans, why don’t you and Big Blue go? “ You blinked and you swore you saw him calling CJ and Mikey texting someone..? Leonardo smiled and started walking, you were wearing enough, a black tank top and weird kinda muted orange sweats. As you two walked along you could help but let your mind wander. Why did Leo call CJ and why was Mikey texting April & Cass? When you came back to reality you were shocked, so this was the hidden city! You had brought your phone and it was going off with alerts. But every time you went to check Leonardo pulled away your attention and kept you hooked. You had gotten pizza at his favorite joint, seen the battle nexus and witch town. Your eyes sparkling with admiration every time you saw something new or unique. When you returned home, the lair was empty. The air in it was uncomfortable but Leonardo didn’t seem worried. It wasn’t long before everyone came back with dinner, you couldn’t help but question why Raph had some red on one of his spikes. You never voiced your concerns. Your ex had died in a breaking-and-entering gone wrong

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Hi I’ve just recently found your blog am I can say I’m.obsessed. I’m absolutely love imagining the close bond between a trainer and their Pokémon!

With that in mind I’d love to request a piece with a elderly garchomp who lost part of its arm fin and spike,old bones with stiff joints,cracked skin,old scars littering it’s body.it’s most prominent scar is right across his eye,now a milky white.

Garchomp was readers gramps,who used to be champion in alola,but due to the whole ultra beast fiasco it’s done a real number on his old boy.So he sent his buddy to his granddaughter in the sunny,warm region of Paldea to live out his golden years.

How would arven,penny amd Nemona react to this battle hardened but gentle old man dragon?

Aww yeah! I also love the concept of elderly pokemon. I remember seeing one of the poketoon episodes with a champion's charizard who was kinda in his elder years and I think it's neat they touched on that

I'll just do these as hcs! (and also I think it'd be cool if peepaw garchomp wore a necklace with a dragonium z crystal encased in it as a momento of his achievements)

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Arven

When you first introduced your gramps' Garchomp to Arven...he was quite startled seeing how old and battle-scarred he looked.

However, you didn't seem all that concerned and calmly explained that this one used to belong to a family member who was an Alolan Champion.

Though after the invasion of the Ultra Beasts and everything else that happened, your gramps decided his Garchomp was due for a much-needed retirement. So he sent him over to you in Paldea, knowing you'll take good care of his ace.

Plus, Gar's known you since he was a little Gible, so he 100% trusted you.

Despite all he's been through, barely a mean bone in his body remains. He's just a gentle old soul who'd much rather relax in the sun and get nice baths. He knows his worst days are behind him.

Unsurprisingly, Casseroya Lake became his favorite spot, so you and Arven have a lot of picnics there. The dragons usually mind their business, although Gar's quite popular with the local Dreepy population, who flock to him like children.

But because Garchomps at this stage in their lives have a tough time walking and lose their ability to fly, you'll have to assist him with getting around places.

However he's very stubborn about going back into his pokeball.

Thanks to Arven adding herba mystica to his meals, he still retains a good deal of strength. And while it can't reverse the effects of aging, you reassure him that he doesn't have to use up his entire supply to keep Garchomp healthy.

Tbh your friend's gonna get a little sappy seeing you take care of this sweet elderly dragon, hoping that he'll grow old with Mabosstiff still by his side.

Penny

It never really hit her that Pokémon can just...grow old like humans do, until she met your gramps' Garchomp.

And the first question that comes out of her mouth is: "So is he like...a hundred years old or something?"

Obviously Gar's unamused, but forgives her anyways with a nuzzle.

Lowkey he scares her, even though you reassure her over and over he's as sweet as a Slurpuff.

Her eeveelution team, much to her shock, warm up to him fast. Especially Sylveon, who snuggles with him and helps you aid him with walking and whatnot.

Flareon also helps keep him cozy since his cracked skin makes him more vulnerable to the cold.

Despite all of this, it still takes a while for Penny to warm up to him and pet him.

The whole eevee team had to band together and literally nudge her over to him

Once she does, you teasingly praise her for overcoming her "Garchomphobia", which flusters her enough to send you a glare.

Meanwhile, ol' Garchomp's chuckling in the background, very happy you found some good friends here.

Nemona

You knew she was gonna flip out (with excitement) as soon as you let it slip that your grandpa, an Alolan Champion, had handed his Garchomp over to you.

She's seen the tournaments when she was younger..and is lowkey jealous you're related to somebody so famous.

But you made it very, very clear that this dragon is in retirement and is done with battling. For good.

He wasn't transferred to you to fight more Pokémon, but to enjoy his golden years.

Despite this, Nemona still got overexcited upon seeing him, examining the z-crystal encased in his necklace with stars in her eyes.

"This allowed you to use Devastating Drake, right???"

Ofc, still being a little bit of a showoff, Garchomp managed to mimic the z-move pose his trainer once used, much to her delight-

Then one of his joints popped and he had to stop before he was in too much pain.

She's infinitely apologetic about it, even though he doesn't mind.

[molagboop]

Examining Chozo Anatomy: Arms

Welcome to my deep-dive into Chozo anatomy. Today, I'll be discussing features present on the arms and hands of our feathery fellows.

This post exists simultaneously as a reference for artists and as a fascinating look into the world of Chozo anatomy for all audiences. Whether you're here for references showing how Chozo arms are built or you enjoy taking a peek at Metroid Dread's character models out of game, I've got you covered!

You'll find plenty of images and a full breakdown of the anatomical structure of Chozo arms beneath the cut.

First, a quick overview: from a musculoskeletal standpoint, Chozo arms are built exactly like human arms, diverging at the hands. Chozo hands look like bird feet that evolved in much the same way our hands did.

Part 1: Elbows

Dread Chozo have feathers protruding from their scaly elbows.

Underneath every fountain of large plumage is a soft bed of down. This manifests in patches of plush, miniscule feathers that are grouped together somewhat densely.

Our subjects appear to have primarily smooth skin occasionally interrupted by spots of down from which plumage arises, but I think Chozo that are feathery all over are neat. The concept art and 100% gallery rewards seem to paint a picture of softer Chozo with more feathers all over their bodies (save for their plated arms and hard beaks), but the in-game models appear smooth. We're all familiar with Raven Beak's bald head (which many of us have expressed a desire to slap), but perhaps that head is covered in a fine layer of velvety feathers?

I managed to remove Quiet Robe's left pauldron and embroidered sleeve, so I have a fuller view of his whole arm, including the base of his feathery neck.

Quiet Robe's shoulders are quite smooth. If you want to give peepaw Robe fuzzy shoulders, I certainly wouldn't complain: you don't need to remain 100% on-model, especially considering there's a gaping hole in his back underneath that miter, and the front of his robe hides the abyss instead of an old man's breast. Corners were cut to prevent obtrusive clipping in cutscenes, whose animation plays out in-engine through scripting while the game is running (this is how the game manages to transition seamlessly from a cutscene into a boss fight).

If you'll direct your attention back up towards our Zero Mission concept art, you'll see that the Chozo of yore had spiked forearms/elbows. Those structures may indeed be feathers (upon closer inspection, they do seem feather-shaped: all three characters appear to display different variations in feathering, particularly in the shape of the feathers and how densely clustered they are), but the older designs also appear to possess a carapace of sorts?

The segments between their limbs are more pronounced, sort of like a beetle's exoskeleton. I'm not sure whether to think older Chozo designs had harder skin with feathers situated in specific locations (notably around the face and shoulders), or if our good chums are just skin and bones. Maybe the discs defining their wrists, ankles and elbows are just particularly bony, and I'm misreading their forearm feathers as spined protrusions.

Whatever the case may be, the older designs are charming. I find myself drawn to them despite the focus on submersing my own Chozo in fleshy, feathery pseudo-realism.

Part 2: Forearms and Hands

Like the feet of real birds, the tops of Chozo forearms are lined with rows of hardened scutes. Quiet Robe has cracked, chunky, pronounced plating that seems to show a bit of wear: a hallmark of aging.

Chozo hands consist of three fingers and a thumb. Their digit count is consistent with the amount of toes that most real birds possess. Interestingly, Quiet Robe's knuckles are particularly pointed and pronounced, where Raven Beak X's aren't*. They remind me of jagged little spurs: useful in hand-to-hand combat.

RB-X may not have raised knuckles, but the real Raven Beak's power suit has white knuckle guards that indicate his own might not be so different from our gentle friend. They could also exist to give his armored fist some punching power despite a lack of biological spurs, but this is all speculation.

The palms of both Quiet Robe and RB-X's hands appear to match their inner elbow patches: Quiet Robe's palms are bathed in a violet hue, while Raven Beak X has pink flesh. This is more apparent on RB-X than on our Thoha chum, but that coloration appears to extend some ways down the underside of the forearm.

Part 3: Those Weird Patches of Skin on the Inner Elbow

One thing you'll notice is that Chozo have patches of flesh on their inner elbows, under their arms, and between their fingers.

This flesh tends to differ in color from the rest of the skin. Quiet Robe's are darker, with more saturated red-violet hues.

The patches under the arms run in tandem with the serratus, the muscle on the sides of the torso that reaches inward towards the abdominals.

I tried to take a less weird shot, but couldn't figure out how to position the bones in a way that would provide a decently lit angle without warping the model horribly.

RB-X's patches are stretched, perhaps a quirk relating to its size or an abridging of the feature via the X tampering with the related genes to suit its fancy. I've likened their appearance to the gliding membranes of animals like flying squirrels... not that these are likely to assist the creature in any gliding with how little surface area they inhabit, but their dimension and the way they resemble some sort of connective tissue spanning between the segments of each limb is certainly evocative. It's like having webbed feet, but instead of the webbing being between one's toes, it's situated between the bicep and the forearm.

I'm unsure of whether to write their appearance off as something only RB-X has, or to take them into consideration for Chozo morphology. I've entertained the thought that some Chozo's inner and under-arm patches do manifest more like this (flattening against the body when the arm is extended and stretching as above when the elbow is bent), and how one's flesh appears is a matter of genetics, or perhaps a feature of aging.

As humans get older, some sections of skin begin to loosen and sag. I don't imagine this is much different for Chozo: Old Bird and Grey Voice certainly have their fair share of wrinkles in the manga. At first, I thought the way RB-X's flesh stretched between its limbs looked somewhat taut and uncomfortable, but the more I think about this from the lens of aging, the more likely it seems that these sections could be spots of loose skin. Perhaps this isn't an X-borne bug, but a feature? Who knows.

It's a lot harder to see the patches between the fingers on Quiet Robe's model, but they're present with a great deal of clarity on Raven Beak X.

I think I mentioned this in my post about Quiet Robe's model, but these patches remind me of an anatomical feature seen in older official works (like the concept art for Metroid: Zero Mission). Older depictions of the Chozo had defined, segmented structures on the biceps and the underside of the forearms.

Also of note is the fact that these structures appear on the legs of older Chozo.

Now that we've covered in-game examples, I'd like to give more examples of this feature in concept. First off, you can see these patches in the gallery reward for 100%'ing Burenia in Dread. Upon closer observation, the prisoner on the left appears to display these patches.

The underarm patches are obscured, as their arms are resting pretty close to their torso, but you can barely see the pink patch of flesh running along the serratus and disappearing beneath the arm. The elbow patches are a little clearer.

It's very difficult to see, but I think the coloration around the prisoners' knees may also show some stray sections of pink, matching the leftmost prisoner's inner elbow. Dread's interpretation of the Chozo could possibly have similar patches behind their knees, but I don't see it. It's all up in the air: I say do as you please in that department.

Now for our last example of shirtless individuals in Dread's key art: this hunter** from Ghavoran's 100% completion reward. The inner elbow is a bit obscured, but the modified serratus is clear as day.

The odd patches on Chozo arms were an anatomical subject I wanted to present in-depth because they've changed over the course of two decades: they moved from the sides of the biceps and forearms to the inner elbows and under the arms. Dread does a few things differently from Prime and Zero Mission, which is not a bad thing!

When illustrating characters of a fictional species from existing media, I like to take different depictions across generations into account. Morrowind's Argonians are unlike those we see in Skyrim, and the differences are even more staggering between Arena and Daggerfall! The Chozo have also undergone a few design changes between installments, though admittedly, there's far less whiplash between the Chozo of Dread and Zero Mission than there is between the Argonians of Daggerfall and Arena.

In both cases, the older depictions of the species in question aren't rendered "obsolete" or "not canon" by the newer designs. I'm of the opinion that these discrepancies merely open up more opportunities for interesting and diverse characters. I love seeing Argonian characters with digitigrade legs as Morrowind NPCs had, but the plantigrade layout on characters from the rest of the series is just as fine.

You could give your Chozo the arm structure of older designs, adhere to the more recent arm flesh patch conventions, or toy with a mix of the two: the world is your oyster! You could opt to omit them entirely! Don't let the most recent iteration of the canon hold you back: it's always worth taking a hint from earlier designs when you're playing in a sandbox with decades-old franchises.

I'm not here to say "this is how Dread does Chozo: adhere to the most recent canon or perish": I'm here to show you what Dread does so you can take these design choices into consideration when drawing your own interpretation of this species. Take liberties, and take them often! If you want to remain on-model, that's also fine.

That wraps up our investigation of Chozo arms, but if you notice something I neglected to mention, feel free to point it out!

**Possibly Raven Beak? Who knows: he's old and grey, this one's grey. Maybe these soldiers are out on a hunting trip with the boss, or perhaps he's proving his worth as a warrior by slaying Corpius' uncle solo and cuirass-less. There's no way to say for certain who this is or what's going on: Mawkin culture isn't elaborated upon much in writing during Metroid Dread. I make up my own lore as I go.

*If RB-X's form is an accurate depiction of Raven Beak's pre-death arms. Who knows, maybe his physical form has crusty armored old man scutes like Quiet Robe when Samus piledrives him into the surface of the planet, and the arms we see in-game are the product of the X parasite choosing the more glamorous, younger Raven Beak's smooth baby arms from the pool of genetic material it extracted from his still-writhing form. We'll never know.

[lunatic-pudge]

Postal Dude 4 with a Younger S/O (Requested by glamourghoul)

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This is moreso on the goofy side. I couldn't help myself. I love this man

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-Okay, this is basically the dream for me. An older guy with a younger partner is something I yearn for IRL but then get scared when the opportunity is thrown my way

-And of course this fucker is one of those guys who just gets hotter the older he gets, so it's hard to resist him

-Now Dude is one of those people where he doesn't care about age, as long as it's legal sort of deal (Though I do see him having limits, like not wanting to be with someone who's 18 or 19. Gotta at least be in your 20's). He doesn't actively seek out people older or younger than him

-It just happens that he ends up in a relationship with someone younger (which is you, the cool and kick ass reader). Like, oh you're in your 20's? Cool. Dude remebers when he was in his 20's. He was stuck in a shitty marriage and dealing with the weird people of Paradise

-Though, he'd probably have existential (midlife crisis) crisis if you mention your birth year (What do you mean the year 2000 was 24 years ago?! It was 1998 just yesterday!)

-He's such an old man, I love him. He's not as young and limber as he used to be, so he doesn't go out and do crazy shit often. Every now and then, he will, but he prefers to stay inside and not deal with the crazies

-He does like that you're so much more lively and active then he is. If he did the things you can do, he'd probably break his hip. He probably needs you to massage his old man bones

-Imagine showing his modern stuff like Tik Tok. He'd be so confused at it all. Or show him a current meme. His old ass doesn't get it. The worst part is, he'd be like a cringy parent with it, talking about skibidi toilet and having major rizz. Instant fun killer and almost killing you with his cringe

-But, I do see a plus side here, if you're into more older stuff (think like the 90's, he'd be the perfect person to talk to about it. I just know this man was into the nu mental scene back in the day. He got to enjoy some good shit (I'm not jealous, you are)

-Do I see hom making Daddy jokes cause of the age gap? Yes, yes I do

-Make fun of him for being old. Call him Peepaw Dude. You know no matter how old he gets, he's still gonna relentlessly bully you. So it's only fair to bully him back. Oh, it's his 43rd birthday? Make sure to get some number candles, like 89 or older, and a grandpa birthday card. If you buy him a wheelchair as a joke (or even a rascal if you have that kind of money) his lazy ass would use it. Deck that wheelchair out in Hello Kitty stickers

-Ask him what it was like to live in the Permian Period. Make it seem like he was alive when the dinosaurs were

[fumifooms]

Howl’s moving castle dunmeshi AU

I’ve cracked the code I know why I love Marcille x Chilchuck so much. They’re literally just like Howl’s Moving Castle Howl and Sophie. Okok indulge me for a sec I’m about to dump so many pics and ramble for a bit. I want you to see my marchil vision. It’s fabulous extra cringefail hopeless romantic drama queen x grumpy old sad angry caring hardworking person cursed to be here & cursing fate and giving tough love to everything in a miles radius. No one is safe. From either of them. Calcifer or Micheal is Izutsumi. Wait wait no Calcifer is Senshi and Michael is Izutsumi. Senshi as Calcifer works bc Calcifer is just chained to Howl and is there reminding Howl to not die and take care of himself, giving hints about how to break the curse to Sophie, also the fire demon cooks the eggs and bacon checkmate. And then LAIOS IS TURNIP HEAD OH MY GOD THAT WORKS OUT PERFECTLY. Chilchuck & Marcille, screaming terrified of the weird scarecrow chasing after them, meanwhile the weird scarecrow that’s harmless: :(. Wizard Suliman is Falin and the second fire demon is Winged Lion, so bam everything comes full circle.

I’m assuming most people who’ll see this post maybe saw the movie but not the book, and what you need to know is that the movie makes Howl so much dreamier and collected and cool, whereas in the book he’s just a drama queen 24/7 that’s it. He’s a wet cat dressed in expensive sparkly glittery gowns that needs to be yelled at to do anything he needs to do. He complains. He bemoans. Meanwhile Sophie is, honestly pretty like in the movie? Less contrarian and anger issues but will grumble and yells while cleaning nonetheless. Hardworking but will pathetically sit down on a chair in a dark corner to cry about her aching bones and OHH this is ALL because she’s the eldest child and she was doomed for unhappiness and no one can ever love her… So she’ll whack everyone into order and purge her feelings through aggressive cleaning and using weed killer. IS THIS NOT GIVING MARCILLE & CHIL TO YOU?!

There’s this funny widespread take from the fandom:

And it couldn’t be more true in a marchil context either. Like come on. For all of this post just swap the names of Howl for Marcille and Sophie for Chilchuck.

(Last one with the art by Cookiekappa on Tumblr)

Tell me this isn’t so Marcille. Tell me Chil wouldn’t run away from home thinking he’s failed life and is no longer in shape to work and now has to waddle in self-pity, seeking out wizards which he hates and finds shady bc it’s his last option, and then end up a maid & cleans everything out of spite and also worry for the person living there. Tell me Marcille wouldn’t throw a depressed slime tantrum so bad that it causes a partial town evacuation because her wails summon unknown horrors, over her HAIR. Forget slime she’d blow up the house instantly. She would breakdance as refusal to go see the king. Chilchuck would call her a slitherer-outer and she would gasp in offense and they’d have a fight.

Marcille having full on poems laying around and then Chil & Izu seeing them and being like "Ah yes, this must be a spell, it makes no sense and is so extra, just like how silly our resident witch and her magic is". Izutsumi going "Okay peepaw I’ll teach you how to use a magical bucket just take one step forward-" and they immediately fuck it up and they’re left stranded in far unknown lands. Chilchuck complaining that HIS BACK HURTS. And at every turn or something mildly inconveniencing him "NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS TO THE MIDDLE CHILD".

And can we talk about the aging motif, the curse… Marcille never letting herself grow close to someone even though she does all these grand gestures for them at first. Meanwhile her fear of loss stares at her straight in the eye whenever she looks at 90 years old Chilchuck, and her deciding to not run away from their relationship is what ends up healing both of them. She gets over her fear of intimacy and he grows over feeling like a terribly dull unlovable failure. Me sobbing when I remember how Sophie’s curse of being old is a self-inflicted manifestation of herself thinking she’s romantically unlovable and weak…….

This is it for now but rest assured that I want to make art of this, have these memes for now

[itsyagurlchip]

gimme some hc from your au's horror sans-

ekkkk

k so

In this fic his brother wont be there for a chapter or 5

not really sure why yet but im coming up with something

so naturally he threatens reader about it until he realizes and understands that papyrus never came thru the machine with him.

so he disassociates

he starves himself

if his brother is still in a bad place, then he shall suffer as well.

i think of horror of the quiet kid in the back of the class who fsr always has snacks and never gets caught

his speech is verbally patchy. like, its spaced out as if he has to think about each word he says before saying it.

but, the more comfortable he is, the more he'll try to talk.

he may not be able to show it verbally, but bro is super smart.

while he is interested in stars, he absolutely loves gardening and botany

so if/when he gets a garden he tells reader how to grow really nice shi for no reason at all

on really bad says he'll sit outside in bare gardening dirt (its actually really nice, ive done this once or twice myself) and just bathe in the sun for the rest of the afternoon

since he has a garden, his response is to never let those plump and beautiful veggies go to waste

so he uses them in dinners!

especially when he figured out that okra grows really well in the sun-

one of his favorite things to grow are fruit bearing trees and strawberries.

since i want the fic to have a timeline of at least 3 years, reader gifts axe an apple tree from a plant store they found

speaking of, you guys go plant shopping a lot!

you think about re-shaping the backyard together a lot so the crew can spend more time outside

and with him around renovations are quick to do, even when it gets a bit expensive.

other times you guys will buy small succulents and saplings to put around the house, hoping and praying that the others wont trash them before they grow beautifully.

i head cannon axe to always have some kind of snack in his pockets.

bare chips, skittles he forgot to eat weeks ago, or even a whole ass sandwich in a ziplock which is absolutely funny to me

but his left pockets are where the best snacks are

because he remembers that side the most, and therefore restocks it more often.

other times he'll take you to the corner store if you're feeling the munchies and he doesn't have the snack you want

and if you try to pay, his bills are already on the counter by the time you even think of it.

bro doesn't care what food combos there are, axe will try to eat just about anything

which means you mix shi up like you would at school and dare him to eat it.

and he does, straight face and everything. bro would prolly lick his teeth after too 💀

he plays lil pranks on you, as its natural in his sansnicticityism, so you'll find spicy Mexican candies in random places of your room

other times he'll fuck around and shift some parts of your bedroom to see if youd noticed

aight, imma say it. dudes a touch starved cuddle bug. and if you show him affection with food?

whew boy

good luck getting rid of that man

since you're a child, he'll try to be more careful in terms of his strength.

call him uncle? call him peepaw? even as a joke, he is gonna savor that until the end of time.

he helps you with panic attacks often, hence the almost nightly cuddles

and the more and more you spend time with that old bag if bones, the more you fill in those cracked piece of his soul.

infact, he'd prolly admit that a silly and grump teenager was just what he needed❤️

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[spaciebabie]

I HAVE A VRECKING BONE TO PICK WITH YOU

I SAW A POST THAT WAS SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF ‘screw personality tests, who do you think of when i say michael?’

YOUVE DESTROYED MY MIND SO MUCH THAT THE FIRST THOUGHT I HAD WAS PEEPAW WILLY, SPECIFICALLY ****YOUR**** ART OF HIM

WHY WOULD I-

WHAT-

I-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TLDR; You and your artistic talent, specifically in the use of William Afton, has tainted my mind so that your depictions of him are the first thing that comes to mind when I hear the name ‘Michael.’ I hate you for this. I will not be revealing my identity.

no need anon, i revel in the satisfaction of having this impact on your psyche :) whenever my art motivation comes back ill b sure ta make more arto for u simps

[cyberdragoninfinity]

Yo if ya still doin yugi ask thing, and ya haven't done em yet, how bout paradox?

PDOXXXXX LET'S GO

First impression: we watched BBT for the first time a little over two years ago (4th of july 2021) and at the time I was mostly like. oh ok so this movie is fucking batshit. what the HELL is going on with this villain design. IM HAVING A BLAST.

Impression now: MOMMM DANA GOT ATTACHED TO A NOTHINGBURGER CHARACTER AGAIN....god. GOD!! Paradox!! simultaneously a one-off tie in movie villain and also someone with absolutely Harrowing Agonizing Lore tied to his home series. his design is fucking insane and I maybe made a bunch of stuff up with him in my head and I absolutely adore him. Society where my guy Pdox got a Tag Force route *beautiful futuristic city*

Favorite moment: going to be a tricky little bitch and pick something not even from Bonds Beyond Time--they did NOT need to give Paradox such a raw ass conversation with Pegasus in Duel Links the Yugioh Mobile Game but thank GOD THEY DID. THINKING ABOUT IT OFTEN. HE GOT HIS WHOLE BRAIN SCRAMBLED. anyway movie wise it's been a hot minute since ive seen BBT but I do love when he's just fucking shit up in Venice. And Jaden is there.

Idea for a story: anything set in the Fucked Up Future... I want to know the intricacies of Paradox's relationship with the other Stars. I want a story about how he joined up with Z-one and Antinomy in the first place. Canon really gave us such microscopic scraps...

Unpopular opinion: he's cool and I like him and i think he can be just as interesting as the other three Iliaster guys..if we open our hearts...

Favorite relationship: GOTTA BE BASIC OF COURSE but you know im about that peepaw polycule life!!! I think he and Antinomy coulda been besties... I especially like the potential of his relationship with Z-one. It fascinated me. He fucking sent Paradox to effectively go die and didn't even care. I WANT TO KNOW MORE....

Favorite headcanon: guy i have so many gender opinions about i had to split him into two different characters in Pizza AU. nonbinary dykefag psychic duelist i know this in my BONES. French/British/Italian euromutt. I also rly like the hc (/borderline canon honestly) that he isn't a duelist and is like..frankly kind of bad at duel monsters. he's a scientist through and through.

[devil-doll13]

Okay! I got some of the questions ready for you this morning!

😓 - What was the most difficult victim your OC ever had? Did they have a tough fight? Did your OC get hurt/injured? Zach, Max

🥩 - Would your OC eat someone if they had to? Are they already a cannibal? If so, why? Abigail, Jude, Zach

🧓 - Do you think they would ever ‘retire,’ or will they keep on slashin’ until they’re in the retirement home, Peepaw Myers style? Abigail, Max

🥺 - Do you believe your OC is evil for their actions, or do you think they are justified/have my poor little meow meow status? Abigail, Max

Hi T33th! Ok this was a lot so I put it under the cut:

(Questions Here)

😓 - What was the most difficult victim your OC ever had? Did they have a tough fight? Did your OC get hurt/injured?

Max’s most difficult victim is kind of spoilers tbh because it’s someone who he,,, didn’t defeat. I will say that, given a werewolf’s raw power it’s almost impossible for a human to fight them themselves. They need tools and strategies and this time it was done indirectly. Yes, he did get injured, and was even believed to be dead. When he came to I imagine he was in all sorts of pain and due to short term memory loss, it took him a while to figure out what actually happened, but when he did… It was pretty hard for him to deal with. I think he has a few scars near his abdomen and chest from this actually.

Zach’s most difficult fight will always be from the Abelton Incident. Not to go into too many spoilers but I mean… He lost an entire fucking eye, almost lost his fingers, sustained a whole lot of scars and no doubt broken bones as well. It’s honestly a testament to his strength that he survived it at all. Not only was this difficult for him physically, but mentally and emotionally as well; he was… Dealing with the very recent loss of a loved one. Abigail traumatised him with what she did and, even more horrifically, used the death of this very same loved one in order to hurt him even more. While it was Jude who dealt the final blow, it was his conviction that got them to that point and he’s ultimately just as responsible for their victory. The demon that possessed him may have been Zach’s first brush with a malevolent supernatural force, but to be honest he didn’t really feel the full weight of what it meant to be a hunter until that point in his life.

🥩 - Would your OC eat someone if they had to? Are they already a cannibal? If so, why?

Abigail is already mildly into it bc she’s drank blood before (for various reasons) and,,, enjoyed it,,, she probably wouldn’t care for eating actual organs for leisure bc they have more value to her as ingredients tbh but if she had to? I wouldn’t exactly say she has a weak stomach lol, although I think she’d at least be classy enough to cook that shit first,,,

Jude is literally on the complete opposite end of the spectrum where the idea disgusts her both instinctually and morally. She sees it as depraved, and tbh I think she has the principles to refuse human meat even if she had to starve as a result. It actually wouldn’t be that far fetched if she ended up in the situation bc she,,, kind of has bad luck with these things honestly but she really does see it as deplorable even if the person was already dead.

Zach is funny bc in some ways he’s very noble and will honestly sacrifice himself and in order to save other people, he does genuinely believe in his cause and devotes his life to it but unlike Jude, he’s definitely willing to get down and dirty if he has to and has more of a capacity for both spiteful cruelty and cold pragmatism. Because of this, I would say yes, but only if he was forced into a situation where there was no other choice but to starve (and just like Jude, his luck is pretty bad so lol) and only if the person was already dead. He’d probably be very remorseful and conflicted afterwards though. I don’t doubt he’d wrestle with feelings of shame that he did what he did. It’s ironic, too, because he spends his life going after ghouls and other corpse-eaters…

🧓 - Do you think they would ever ‘retire,’ or will they keep on slashin’ until they’re in the retirement home, Peepaw Myers style?

Abigail is a witch and well,,, I believe we all know about the wicked old hag living in the woods stereotype. If there is no kind of intervention, I can see her steadily degrading over the years and becoming even more inhuman and depraved. This could go a few ways really: either she fits this archetype to a T and retreats into the wilderness once she gets so old she no longer likes travelling, tries to figure out some way to become immortal so she can continue her occult learning, or… Abby will go further down the rabbit whole of insane multidimensional magick and disappear to,,, who the fuck even knows at this point.

Max is likely to go the same way as Jack, that is to say he will become an elder Lycan and probably have an easier time controlling himself as the years go by. I can see him ‘retiring’ and stopping the active killing honestly, but on a more practical note he will probably have to leave Downings at some point. It would be kinda,,, suspicious if he lived there for too long lol. He’d probably go looking for other Lycans to group up with (other than Jack, but he might actually be dead at this point so) since he’s not really suited to being alone, he’ll become depressed if he doesn’t belong to a family tbh. I see him as a cool badass grandpa biker looking dude who is nice to kids and maybe takes after Jack in the sense that he mentors other Lycans as well. Also he’d probably grow his bushy beard out longer lol.

🥺 - Do you believe your OC is evil for their actions, or do you think they are justified/have my poor little meow meow status?

Abigail might have had meow meow status at one point, but it’s become more complicated as I started writing her and I have begun to emphasise her selfishness and cruelty a bit more, bc she is very much both of those things. However I do feel sympathy for her, because with all the neglect she faced, love seemed like an unattainable ideal for her and her other desire for power and knowledge sort of filled that void in her heart. I think if there had been a better upbringing, maybe someone more understanding or who at least cared about her, things could’ve been different; maybe she wouldn’t be stuck in the ‘I am evil’ rut so much. I feel that it’s almost more tragic that she would probably end up in this sort of position anyway because she is by nature an eldritch abomination who tbh can’t really fit in with humans to a degree. Also no, most of her murders are not justified whatsoever and she’s intentionally killed innocents for absolutely no reason on multiple occasions, quite scummy ngl. Once she passed that threshold it was impossible to go back, but at least she looked cool while doing it lol. (Plus I just kinda love evil women so)

Max is ABSOLUTELY my poor little meow meow who has done nothing wrong ever in his life he is my sweet baby boy. The really sad thing about Max is that he had no choice or say whatsoever in his initial slasher actions and basically had no idea wtf was going on, but unlike a certain someone he always retained his more compassionate side and was able to push past it and never willingly killed an innocent. Like, the only people he kills now are done on a judgement basis and I do believe there’s a kind of discussion to be had on whether or not it’s acceptable to like,,, kill someone bc they were rude once lol but I feel like there’s some wiggle room when it comes to him. I can’t bring myself to think of him as evil and I do believe he’s meow meow material <3 which is further helped by the fact he also balances it out with caring for and helping people? Tbh I believe even as a human he didn’t like bullies and growing up as he did with his brothers, he learned how to fight pretty early on so it wasn’t like his ‘justice seeking’ behaviour came out of nowhere. His problem is mostly recognising more subtle assholery

[glitchafton]

Vanessa: Grandad.

William: Stop.

Vanessa: PeePaw

William: Why.

Vanessa: Daddy.

William: Don't make me come out there.

Vanessa: Before you turn this car around can we get back to you killing your father?

William: No, it's not a big deal, I've killed loads of people. Do you want me to tell you about Cassidy, honestly one of the best choices I ever made in my life. If you ever see her ghost tell her thanks for keeping me out of hell.

Vanessa: I'll leave her gift basket.

William: A bit formal she was maybe nine ten at the most. One of the older ones I killed.

Vanessa: Should I be taking notes?

William: Yes, when choosing a target aim for one of the small ones. They're not as bright and even if they fight back it's not that hard to restrain them before actually killing them.

Vanessa: Right...

William: And after there I'd recommend slashing the throat, keeps them from yelling and even on something small ribs can be hard to get through.

Vanessa: I could just shove one down the stairs.

William: I don't know why you care that much about that? Also it's more likely you'll just end up breaking a few bones unless you can get them off a balcony, not worth the risk and the point here is collecting remnant so we need the body. So anyway, I do hope you're actually taking notes on a pad because I can see you're not typing this down.

Vanessa: Okay back to child murder 101 then...

William: Thank you, we have to keep on schedule and it's important you don't fuck this up, so I'm going to want you to do some practice before we move into the Pizzaplex.

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Hey, kiddos!

Welcome to my main blog, it’s great to have you over in my humble hobbit hole!

I’m Sunny, but you can call me Sunny, Echo, Cass(ie), Amber, Wyatt, Moth(ie), Snowe(y), Cece, CJ, Hazel, Ethan, Ennike, Devin, just about any name. I’ll respond to just about any name above, since they’re names I’ve used in the past and I’m trying several of them out again. I’m 24 and I use any pronouns, mainly she/her and they/them.

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[busnautica]

Just learned the term eco-mafia ... Like dude.........

Depressing Ocean Rant just skip this

(grumpy peepaw mode)

So, I'm like a second wave immigrant or whatever but like ... Well aware about third world countries like my own

And the eco-mafia are using poor peeps in these countries that have obviously been forced to turn to illegal fishing for some scraps of money to live (they become slaves bro) bc rich peepo wanna eat some fancy fish bro they stealing corals from my home country's coral reef

(funny actually - it's been going on for long before I was born but it's only dawned on me when I visited a museum in my teens and there was a coral bone - on the plaque, stated it was originally stolen from the Philippines and then donated there ...lmfao...)

They're aware. Everyone's aware of what's happening to the planet - just systems are driving stuff and slowing down 50 years too late and I KNOW this sounds so depressing but ... Like we got the stuff. We got the tech AND the methods AND the means to carry out these methods to help ourselves.

Anyway ILLEGAL FISHING. wouldn't happen if there wasn't a need and that's weirdchamp

Personally I'm ranting - I'm not here to say stop eating fish - there's some sick ass (affectionate) fish husbandry out there (including my ol gramps peace to you bro for pioneering fish farming a fuck long time ago)

Also best meme to come outta fish husband is very beautiful very powerful

Those guys can survive winter and keep the fish stock alive and free of parasites unlike the tropical default (was it a remora? Whatever it is the cleaner fish died in the cold - the lump fish - they good to keep going 😊)

---

Me @ this documentary: too tired to physically react- types here instead

EU tax money misused for feeshing bro I - Spanish mafia clan winning court battles over Interpol bc of the loop holes

Titan fish sized loopholes: can't do shit on this part of the sea sowwy!

Interpol: surprisedpikachu

It's just layers of shit ass systems that push most people into crime (anywhere in the world tbh including the richest country in da world muwica) nobody is like BAD because they did a crime (that wasnt like the murder word or the r word what the fuck why the fuck would someone willingly do that irl etc)

This ain't an essay it's a rant - I hope the eco mafia smells my farts and chokes and I wish them, regardless of what reproductive organs they own - a very heavy period. To get in the way :) maybe a very nice STUB YOUR TOES

Also at the first world countries - like one I currently live in - cheese n butter ain't that impopo like calm down why are people here suddenly reporting that the stuff we line the shops with are linked to deforestation.

Maybe it's bc I'm not white and I hear of this shit from not only the stupid amount of documentaries I love to consume like spagetti but also literally from my family lmao SNORES

Also it's pointless to have the consumers point at each other and go ITS YAW FAWLT FOR EATING MEET or CONSUMIN SHIT LOOD OF SOYA ... Like chill... Bro. Hyper production is doin it ☺️🔪 companies have already been making more than what's needed 😊🔪 but they're also avoiding the symbiotes whilst swimming through titan fish loop holes ok 😚🔪

Love whatever the fuck vegans are doing - but aim the banana gun at the system first before some of the weird tunnel vision ones bitch about poc and their savage meat eating ways please

lmao

Isn't it weird to like understand how our world works? Then like some of us ( LIKE MY ASS) just .... Cannot help but think of Alterra

What's actually going to get us out there? I think we can do it but there's easier (mechanical) ways to launch right...? (But it involves a shit load of landmass UNFORTUNATE. It would use ... Probably less fuel. I'm not Ryley Robinson idk how rockets work babe)

Mining "gotta" be up in those asteroids

(also ppl super mining for components for GPUs for crypto man this is like a weird and interesting time lmao)

Anyway ACTUALLY my rant is leading to something that'll at least give you existential

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Appreciation?

Idk ... It's just... Similar to how I feel about how she sat alone in that containment chamber with her unhatched eggs but ... Still reached out and still loved her unborn emperors ... Idk man... Family.... Dude..... Whilst the world sorts itself out under better guidance we got family (found or ... If you're happy with the ones you were born with- cool bro)

It's family baebey - also shit on zoomers all u want but I trust those shitheads to change shit regardless (also what the fuck am I a zoomer or a millenial stop making posts about zoomer or millenial childhood experiences if it's the same like --- ... Maybe I am a cusp as bitch.)

Zoomers r funni and when the ppl in charge pass on it gonna be free for the taking babes

AU where the Mafia child next in line finds a better way to make illegal money and uses it to help the planet out found family tags please god ple---

Anyway go eat this poem just eat it

Eat it like spaghetti

[whaleofatjme1920]

[Shay, Darkwood, 19, She/They, Platonic, The Wolfman/Lucjusz]

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Ahh,, I'm back at it again wolf boy. Actually is wolf boy even correct, you so fucking old. Maybe wolf urn?? Like dude should you be an crusty rusty bag of bones by now. My favorite bag of bones tho.

Anyways I got the letter, fun shit. Someone threw it at my window and I think I collectively saw the afterlife for a minute but ya know.

Glad to hear business is thriving, gotta be on the grind for the bag at all hours. I'm doing that and I think I collectively lose it when I do as well, just slowly desending into madness. It pays good though so like hey tution is getting paid somehow. To answer the burning question, yes there maybe an couple people relatively that have made me angry. Popped my rice krispie treats per say but I'm not telling you cause the last thing I need is to be booked for accomplice to homicide.

Ah yes the religious zealots that have almost everything closed every Sunday. It's an pain but I make do. But yes I'm supposed to be poking dead bodies down the line, right now just going through the crash intro to it all. I've seen pictures of the dead but nothing inherently exciting. I would take you up on the offer, do some grave robbing like the days of old. In your time I believe, that was the way to learn how to be surgeon. Bring your own dead body to class.

Anyways Communist Peepaw, hope this letter somehow gets to you. People are getting unreliable and at this point I think I may have considered summoning something to just take it over. Or I conned some guy into wondering in, either way there's probably food this time around, don't know how you feel about dark chocolate let alone if you can have it. Like your dog right? Maybe not, shit I might just have sent you poison esstiental. Have fun with it though! :)

- Shay

[Disclaimer: Letters To Those You Hold Dear (Valentine's Edition) is a special event I'm holding from February 13th - February 23rd 11:59 PM. Find the guidelines HERE so you can send a letter or two to those you hold dear <3.]

Привет Shay,

See, this time I gave you a proper greeting, and you still have the fucking nerve to insult me as you do. Fucking cryptid that can't even drive straight. You call me old, and then you call me 'communist peepaw'? You remember who you are conversing with, да? Still, there is admittedly a charm to your anomalous behavior.

I did not... Send anyone to throw the letter at you? Interesting, how people take my commands. I think I scare them to the point that they think if they do not follow my specific directions to the letter, I will come and devour them. I would do so with or without their insubordination, but-.

I have told you time and time again that the business I am in pays more than well because humans can be sick fucks. Have you ever considered an apprenticeship? I have contacts who are looking for underlings. Not me though, you stay safe. Please, by all means, tell me the names of the people who make you upset. I have been looking for fresh meat for a while, and I cannot keep eating clientele. It is bad for business. Very bad. I would not mind eating religious zealots though. I wonder if their belief in god makes them sweeter? More bitter? I should be taking notes.

Pictures do not compare to the real thing, we both know this. I could easily show you a real dead body, just name the time and place. I have been yearning for air that doesn't feel so stale. The woods cannot recuperate after that ugly fucker tried to set it ablaze, and while I enjoy the scent of burnt shit like anyone else, I have a headache. Maybe we should rob a grave, just for the hell of it. You are a witch, right? Can ward off whatever spirit gets angry at us for disturbing their eternal slumber. That would be fun, or do you still wish to be alone on a Friday night?

Party foul for the chocolate question. You should know me better than that.

опа!

- L.

[Attached with the letter is a bottle of Russian whiskey and a note tied on a string to its neck reading: 'I didn't know we even had whiskey here. Beer, sure. Champagne, yes. But whiskey?']