#[as usual if you want me to change something just hmu]

[sporkdoesclasspect]

it's your old pal spork back from the void!! this blog is still dead probably. i just wanted to ramble lol

sooo i think about classpect a lot still because Special Interest and here's a summary of my general thoughts on it.

things a classpect can be:

a role you are Destined to play in the game

a role you are Destined to play In General

a role you are Forced to play

a role that is simultaneously determined For you and By you, due to the nature of paradox space, branching timelines, and the restrictions of a linear perception of time

a completely arbitrary title based on ultimately random factors

a Description of a narrative arc

an Assignment of a narrative arc

a description of your cool powers

the result of a literal/metaphorical/metaphysical personality quiz

a title a real life person gives themselves for funsies ;)

all of the above

none of the above

i feel like a lot of people either 1) generally agree with the popular fandom consensus and don't look beyond that or 2) overcompensate by trying to have The True And Correct Take. however, there is a crucial thing being overlooked with both of those viewpoints which is that you can do whatever you want! forever!! :3

i (mainly) use classpect-as-narrative-arc. this is neither Correct nor Incorrect! the same is true of literally any other theory, by nature of it being a Theory. that is ok! i think everyone should generally do what they find most fun/most interesting/most helpful for their story/creation.

i do also think that it's worth keeping an open mind and taking the time to consider different viewponts, but that doesn't mean your own has to change. it just means you should look out for new ideas so that you don't miss any that you think are cool! sometimes there's ideas that you could totally have fun with and incorporate into your system if you just considered it for a second, and realized that it is kind of an awesome concept.

but the most important thing will always be HAVING FUN, like in a general sense ^-^ for example, i use classpect-as-arc in most of my homestuck-adjacent stories, but i have some other ones where i go for classpect-as-forced-role instead because of the themes i want to explore there. and there are a couple of settings i've created where classpects are nothing but powersets, and are irrelevant to the plot outside of that. i think this kind of mixing and matching is a good approach that keeps you from getting locked into one way of thinking! plus it means you get to play around a lot more.

if your goal is only to analyze the canon text, you might not be so interested in the less canon-compliant takes. that's ok too! but until we get actual confirmation on Any of these theories (which might never happen -n-) it's going to be really up in the air, which i'm... honestly kind of glad for at this point? part of me isn't entirely convinced that hussie even had a single definitive answer in mind, which wouldn't be that surprising really, though one may have been decided on after the fact. or maybe there's some Super Secret Truth that existed all along and just hasn't been revealed to us!

either way, use the concept of classpects however you want, because no one can stop you!!!! >:3 you are the artist, it is you! write and draw what inspires you! and support other people who do the same!! maybe even COLLABORATE so you can make BIGGER COOLER THINGS >:D

[mrfoox]

i wish i trusted my own feelings more but here i am?

[thetoaddaddy]

Monster Prompt List

Helloooooo friends! Here I drop a list for this year for monster things. Starting off a little early to have enough time to write and embrace the fall mood without cramming it all into one very spooky month. Last year I think I think I kinda burnt out 😔 so extra time for us all this year for spooky (and horny if you so choose)!

Rules: Can be a starter or a drabble. I can send it to you however you want. An @ post, ask, send it to you on disco. You can send your preferences how ever you want. Reblog this, send me an ask, dm. Just pick a monster and a setting! My muse can be the monster or your muse can. Can be NSFW or not. Just be clear af about what you want.

If you want to opt out, totally fine! If you want to avoid being spammed with the list than block the tag #silvers monster list

Muse will be subjected to certain physical changes depending on monster.

Monster List:

Vampire: Pointy teeth, ashen/pale

Werewolf: Human form normal, usually wolf form is big and scary humanoid

Dragon: Usually has a human form with some dragon like aspects if so desired(wings and horns). Or can be totally human with the faint hint like oblong pupils and sharp teef

Incubus/Demon: smol horns and little tail when low level. Big scary horns and long whip like tail when higher level

Merperson/Siren/Oceanid: Dealers Choice if they got the fish tail or are more like the og, which are beautiful human formed nymphs who lure unsuspecting souls to the water

Kitsune: Fox sprites. Known for their mischievous nature and trickery. But they can also be contracted to corrupted souls as a guide/servant of sorts. Usually have fox ears and tail in human form.

Cryptid: idk make them spooky and weird. Mix them with an animal or two into a corrupted form

Oni: big scary ogre monster. One to three horned. Good for size difference stuff.

Dryad/Nymph: human like forest sprites that are tied to nature. Dryad more tied to a certain tree. They’re supposed to be drop dead irresistible and to harm their home would harm them

Fairy: up to you if ur thinking fun sized or not. Some fae/fairy lore has them usually as human like with some odd aura about them and have a trait of some sort. Like dream weaving or influencing the mind

Witch/Wizard: a person of magical abilities

Elf: the sexy kind not the keebler kind. With the long pointy ears and long beautiful lines in their designs.

Chimera of some kind: idk if muse has a second form or some kind of transformation incorporate something spooky or different to monsterfy it.

Free card: request a monster not on the list. So long as they can still communicate in some way.

Settings:

In universe

Modern

Feudal fantasy

Lab/Containment

Location inspired by said monster like European medieval fantasy or greek mythos

Other medias/Universes

Finally:

Yes you’re totally welcome to hmu where we can talk details if you’re unsure where to start. I’m a monster banger expert 😎

I left it pretty sfw on here just to not spam you a list of porny things but if you want more you know I’m down for more. Any kind of crazy fun thing that comes with monster boinking will be present so let’s hash it out however you want and make it happen baddy!

Just follow my blog rules. Thats the only condition. Go crazy otherwise.

No limited slots or a one and done. If you want a couple of different prompts that’s totally fine too. But to avoid congestion where you request a bunch at the same time and I can’t work down a list of people I would greatly appreciate if you wait until I post your first request before you ask for another. Ok love you.

[milkywaydrabbles]

He who was found in chains, set free. | VI.

A/N: This is where I'll probably start changing the timeline a bit for the sake of the fic. Canon compliant, for the most part. But you will notice instances of change.

TW: mention of self harm, mention of abuse.

I hope you're all still enjoying the fic as much as I'm enjoying writing it! mwuah xoxo

(Also if anyone would like to be part of a tag list for this fic hmu I will start tagging y'all!)

Can be found on AO3, here!

The days would pass as they normally did, except now you had a safe haven, with food and shelter and a bath, along with the company that wanted you there. It was an absolute dream in your eyes. This was probably the most normal you had felt since being sold. Instances were still difficult for you, like going out to the market. Alucard...Adrian, had asked you if you would like to accompany him to a nearby village, to gather more spices and vegetables he hadn’t grown himself yet. Dread filled your existence with the mere thought of going back out to a public space. You feared you would see someone you knew, somehow, and tell him where you had gone. Hell, you didn’t even know if the man was still alive with all the attacks happening every night. He could have been dead for all you knew. Still, the chance that he could have possibly caught wind of your current settlement was enough to have all the color drain from your face. You politely declined, with a forced smile, stating you’d rather ‘stay here and finish up the housework.’ (He knew you were just making an excuse, he saw how terrified you were. His heart broke for you.)

To make it up to you, he bought you a few journals, he figured you wanted them with how many marked pages there were in your books. You beamed at him like the sun. 

Most nights would be the same also: you and Adrian reading more on magic, him teaching you more of the basic elemental skills witches can learn easily. You also asked him questions on the book of the human body, how to say certain words and to explain certain excerpts better. He happily obliged, giving you time to write down in your fresh journal a few notes. You studied something more akin to druidic magic as you came to learn. More restorative, healing magic abilities. Combining the forces of nature. These studies were mostly on your own, with Adrian reading up on his own studies. He wasn’t able to help you much in that regard, his own magical abilities stopping at the basics or transfiguration, simply there to help with incantations you couldn’t say. But you enjoyed his company. Other nights, well, other nights were...difficult. On more than one occasion Adrian had woken up to the sounds of you screaming, crying hysterically in your sleep. Usually you would wake up before it got too bad, or calmed yourself before Adrian ever opened your door.

Tonight wasn’t one of those nights.

It was always difficult for Adrian to sleep, nightmares coming to him regularly as well. But tonight he was glad he had still been awake, as he heard faint sounds of you crying from down the hall. He was instantly on his feet, making his way down to your room, trying his best to stay calm as he approached you. You were balled up, hands and jaw clenched, tears staining your face. You hyperventilated, nearly choking when oxygen couldn’t come fast enough. He called out to you, trying to coax you awake, but it was so difficult when you jerked away even in slumber. Calling your name once more, he slowly went to reach a hand onto your shoulder and you jostled awake, screaming out.

“Don’t touch me!” you screeched, arms covering your head as you sat up, nails clawing at your own scalp. Adrian took a step back, kneeling down next to the bed and tried your name again. “Please, look at me, it’s Alucard..” He paused, correcting himself. “It’s just me, Adrian. Come on, look at me.” You heard him, muffled and so distant, but you heard him. Your screams dulled down, able to concentrate a bit more on the sound of his voice. All you saw was him. Filling your senses and your mind, was only him. And it was so hard to drown it all out and focus on Adrian. Your eyes were looking at him, but still so unfocused, scanning the room out of fear. “He’s, he was here, he was here!” You sobbed, clawing at your marred arms. Alucard shushed you as best he could, reaching out for you again, stopping you from puncturing skin with how harshly you were scratching at yourself.

“He wasn’t, he was never here, it was a nightmare that’s all.” He whispered, taking your face into his hands once he deemed you calm enough to let go of your hands. Finally, finally you focused on Adrian, silently weeping into his hands. He whispered your name, brushing away the tears from your face. “It’s okay, you’re safe.” 

Even after fleeing from that hell you’ve endured all your life, you couldn’t escape it. You closed your eyes tight and cried, softly, hands grasping at the sleeves of Alucard’s pajamas. You didn’t know what to say, feeling too scared to even feel embarrassment over what had happened. Alucard dipped in closer, pressing his forehead to yours and continued reassuring you that no one would touch you. 

The two of you stayed like this for some time.

--

You danced awkwardly around each other for the first few hours of the day. You didn’t know how to address what had happened the night before, and Alucard had been feeling entirely too many emotions after being so close to you. You both thought the same thing however: the entire situation was much more intimate than the circumstance allowed. It felt like too much, Alucard hadn’t touched someone since Sumi and Taka arrived at his door, and you had never had a man touch you without taking advantage of you. This was unchartered territory, and neither of you were ready to explore that.

So you didn’t.

And you ignored it.

Today was a bit different, after breakfast and washing up you accompanied him outside to the small homestead he had begun behind the castle. You had helped with the weeding, tending to the vegetables and herbs, and even picked some that were ready to be consumed. You already had some ideas for the next few dinners seeing all the fresh goods you had just gathered. Unknown to you, Adrian had looked over while your back was turned and he couldn’t help but smile. And then looked at your exposed arms and legs, remembering all the lacerations he had seen when you first got there. And his smile dropped. 

He supposed today was as good a day as any to ask about them.

--

Alucard made dinner tonight- spatchcocked chicken with carrots and potatoes- you had grown more accustomed to being able to eat delicious meals freely (though some days you still stuttered through a meal, constantly reminding yourself you didn’t have to wait for him to finish his food before beginning). And then he spoke your name.

“What of..what of the lacerations on your arms? And legs? Did he...did he--” Did he make them? Or did you?

You swallowed, and looked anywhere else rather than his direction. Shame filled you, and you tightened your grip on the silverware. “I, uhm, well...--most of them came from him.” Most. Adrian held his breath, and tongue. “I told him the first ones were an accident, but he didn’t like that. So he....he, ah,” your breath quickened, reminded of the terrors.

“So you think it’s cute to fuck with my property, huh? You think it’s fun to damage what’s mine?!” He screamed, towering over you with a knife in one hand, makeshift gag in another. “No one gets to do that but me, you hear me you witch whore?!” You opened your mouth to apologize, instead a wad of fabric was shoved into your mouth and tied behind your head, muffling any sound. You eyes wide, frantically looking at your master trying to scoot away from him from the floor. 

“If you want cuts so bad, then that’s what I’ll give you.” He smirked, before getting to work.

 “I don’t, uhm, I don’t want to talk about it anymore.” You choked out, drinking some water to calm yourself. 

“I’m sorry,” Adrian started “It wasn’t my intention to harm you, I shouldn’t have pried.” 

You shook your head. “No, it’s okay, I understand. I am still a stranger to you.” Not really he wanted to rebuttal, but let you continue. “I would be curious too.”

“Well, are you?” You blinked, looking at Adrian with confusion.

“Curious, I mean. Are you curious about me? We are still strangers.” You could hear a hint of teasing in his tone, the small smirk showing a fang. You smiled.

“I’m curious to learn whatever you will share with me, Adrian.”

-

You and Alucard spoke for hours, well after dinner and cleaning up. Well after it was time for bed. He shared with you his childhood, stories of his mother, looking fondly at the portraits painted of her and his father. He shared tales of Dracula’s travels, how he was a man of science with knowledge to save the world if he really wanted to. And then he told you about Sumi and Taka. And what they had done to him, and what he had done to them. That answered the question of the corpses hanging in front of the castle.

 You, in turn, shared with him any fond memories you can remember. Memories in Gresit with villagers that treated you kindly. You were never sure if they knew the horrors your master had inflicted upon you. And if they did, they never spoke a word of it. All you could be sure was that they never found out you were a witch, something he always hung over your head as a threat. You told him stories of the children you had babysat a few times, stories of their parents.

You told him a story of someone you could have loved, maybe, if times were different.

His chest tightened as you spoke that one. 

You noticed a shift.

“Have you..have you ever been in love, Adrian?” You whispered, almost embarrassed to ask. 

“Hm...no, I don’t think I have.” He looked towards the fire that had been burning in the study. “I don’t think I’ve ever had the opportunity to. It’s been...quite the journey since Dracula.” 

You frowned, thinking aloud to yourself, “I wonder what it feels like, being in love...” you sighed, scribbling nothing in particular in the corner of a journal. 

“I don’t think it’d feel any different.” Adrian answered. “I think...I think you’ll just..know, when you’re in love. And the world will look a bit brighter.” Even if the world’s on fire, it might be bearable with someone you love. 

 The two of you ended up staring at each other, and your breath hitched. Alucard spoke first. “I think it’s time for bed.” Barely above a whisper, and you nodded, bidding him a good night. 

-

It had been a month since you first arrived, and there had been a drastic shift in the air since. What started off tense, volatile, and overwhelming had turned comforting, safe. You felt, dare you say it, almost at home. Sure, there had been times were the line between friend and something else was blurred, but the two of you managed to live together without issues.

A month of studying, slowly learning magic. Apparently you were a natural, according to Adrian. You had been able to catch on much quicker than he had thought possible in the beginning. You were so willing to learn, and absorb as much knowledge that you could that in all honesty it shouldn’t have been a shock to him. But it was a shock to you, how quickly you were able to use regenerative properties to heal, learn how to grow vegetation around you, even shift some soil around you. You had been doing so well, you were learning how to breathe again.

And then it felt a little harder to breathe, when they returned.

You were in the library when you heard a man you’ve never heard before boom his voice throughout the castle. Followed by a more demure voice, a woman perhaps. And then footsteps. And then the footsteps got closer, until they were outside the door that had just swung open. 

“Uh...who the hell are you?”

“Belmont! Be nice” 

You shrunk into yourself. It’d been too long since you’ve had to learn how to interact with people. Trusting Adrian as much as you did now had been an arduous process, and now there are strangers in front of you, asking who you are, bickering with each other. And it was getting harder to breathe, and harder to focus, and your chest felt tight. “Ah, I’m--I’ve been here, living--I uhm,” you couldn’t get any real sentence out, backing yourself towards the towering shelf and gripping onto the sleeves of another blouse gifted to you.

“I’m sorry, my brain damaged partner here is a brute and doesn’t know how to address women properly.” The woman scowled at the man she was with. “Although, I am curious to know what you’re doing here, Alucard normally doesn’t allow...guests. Who are you?” She questioned you again, and you couldn’t find your voice. Everything was suddenly too loud, heart beating in your ears. Your breaths were shallow, going into a state of shock. You wanted to shrink, you wanted to disappear, you wanted to--

“I would appreciate it if you didn’t crowd my guest.” Alucard spoke from behind the pair. Except he was smiling. He was smiling at these strangers, and welcomed them into his home with open arms. You tasted bitterness on your tongue. “Sypha,” he regarded the woman with a smile. Your heart clenched. “Belmont.” He sounded annoyed speaking to the other, but there was still a smile on his face. “She’s a friend.” He introduced you to the two still in front of you, and you forced a smile and a small bow, hands now gripping the front of your blouse by your chest. It was still difficult to breathe. “It’s nice to meet you both. I’m sorry, but I just remembered I have to do something, excuse me.” You scurried away without further explanation, and without shooting a glance at Alucard who seemed lost. 

Belmont, as you knew him, snorted out a laugh. “Finally brought home a woman, huh Alucard? What, only one you could find is as skittish as a mouse?” He really thought he was so funny. And in any other case Alucard would retort with something witty or taunting. Instead, he was cold in response.

“Do not speak about her like that.” 

The man in question furrowed his brows and sighed, dropping it. Sypha chimed in. “Oookay, we came here to catch up! And...ask for help. There’s trouble.”

-

While you were initially going to make the two of you dinner, you feigned suddenly ill, and stayed in your room for the rest of the evening. Alucard, worried, had made dinner with you in mind anyways and fed the two strangers, who had left an hour later to the Belmont hold beneath the Castle. Alucard went to your door, then. 

He knocked. No response. He knocked again, and waited. Maybe you were ill, or perhaps sleeping. Maybe in the bath? He called out your name, and he heard a squeak of a chair. Then patters of your feet. And then the click of the latch.

“Yes?” You spoke, watching him between the crack of the door you had opened. 

“Will you eat dinner with me?” He asked, hopeful. You shook your head. “I’m sorry Adrian I don’t feel well, I wouldn’t want to get you sick--”

“They went to the hold outside. They won’t be back for at least an hour, I assume.” He interrupted. “Please...have dinner with me.”

It was hard to say no to him when he asked so kindly.

You ate in silence, silverware scraping across the plates. You didn’t know how to express how or what  you had been feeling. So you didn’t. And stayed quiet. But Adrian wouldn’t have it.

“Those are my friends. Trevor, and Sypha. They’re good people.” He started, feeling your apprehension. “They helped me defeat Dracula. They have...saved my life on some occasions. I’m very grateful to them.” He’ll never tell Trevor that though. “I do hope you can give them some grace, they don’t know about your, ah, past. But I understand you needing time for that also.”

You could have cried right then and there. Adrian always knows when you need to hear something.

“I’m sorry.” You choked. “I’m sorry for being rude to your friends.”

“Don’t misunderstand, I don’t want nor need your apologies. You’ve done nothing wrong. I only wish for you to know who they are...that’s all.” He reached over the table, extending a hand, open palm, towards you. You don’t know why you felt so inclined to, but your hand met his. Fingers barely touching, but touching nonetheless. You smiled, looking down towards the table. 

The doors swung open, startled you retracted your hand back to your lap. 

It looked like Trevor was going to speak up, but Sypha beat him to it. 

“We need to go, Alucard.” 

“Adrian, where are you going?”

The pair looked on, almost shocked at the name that came out of your mouth. Don’t they know his name is Adrian and not Alucard? 

“There’s...There’s trouble. And they need me to be Alucard. I..I have to go.” It almost pained him to say those words to you. 

You said nothing, tears pooling at the corners of your eyes. But you knew better than to be selfish. You had grown so accustomed to being here, it never occurred to you that you might have to leave. “I’ll pack my things, I’ll just be a minute--”

“You’re staying here.”

You paused for a moment. “But you’re leaving, why would you let me stay in your home unattended?”

“Because it’s your home now, too.” Alucard forgot he had an audience. Trevor cleared his throat, and then grunted with Sypha elbowing him in the side. His neck burned, embarrassed anyone else was here to witness this. He sighed, taking strides towards you and squatting down to your level at the table.

“Stay here. Take care of the castle. I’ll be back soon, alright?”

You nodded.

He left.

And the castle felt just as lonely and cold as the day you left Gresit.

[channoticedmeuwu]

𝐘𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐉𝐔𝐍 ; 𝐀 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄

p — YEONJUN × FEM!READER | g — slice of life, coming of age, slight fluff &/or angst | w — none ¿?

a/n — got emo, needed a change of usual writing environment

he's the boy you've always known you've wanted. from the moment you saw him til the moment you left him, you know he was the one. love with yeonjun was nothing like you've ever felt before. it was bittersweet, it was a rush, it was a race. but it was also a slow paced rhythm, a soft melody, a drag of the soft fingers against the warmth of skin.

there was nothing you'd find more comfortable than familiarity. and yeonjun grew from the unrecognizable to the irresistible, like a child experiencing rainfall for the first time, or a new experience proving to be nothing but something you'd think to yourself like, "oh, I could get used to this."

yeonjun was nothing but a star in your night of constellations; a mere spec of dust that would appear in anyone else's life and leave just like that. but again, like stars, your worlds would come crashing into each other as he would kiss you, and the sequin of your skies would dissolve as he gazed at you with his ever-so loving eyes.

yeonjun's eyes would turn lighter in the presence of sunlight, and he'd smile as he'd run his fingers through your hair lazily, reminiscing about moments spent together. it wasn't uncommon for yeonjun to love you so tenderly, like you were the sun his planets would orbit.

but the orbit came to an end, and you still remember the look in his eyes as you kissed him goodbye for the final time. instead of the red string of fate, tied around your wrists was the grey thread of dread as you'd hold hands, and something began to fade in your worlds—like all stars were beginning to fall.

yeonjun was, yet again, just a star in your night of constellations. so you'd hug yourself and remind yourself that “getting used” to yeonjun was just a matter of growing up. and you were going to continue your life without him, like a closed chapter you desperately wanted to reopen, if it wasn't for your greater good.

so it caught you off guard when you'd face yeonjun years later, the same glint in his eyes of a slightly matured face, the same smile of a sharper jaw. yeonjun was more reserved, but even he knew that there was something brighter about the color of the string attaching your hands. and he saw the way you looked at him like he was the night to your day.

swift glances and stolen kisses behind alleyways, you never fail to leave yeonjun breathless. and your smile grew tender as you'd see the boy, sheepish smiles as he told you jokes and pink cheeks as your hands would brush again, and again, and again.

yeonjun grew comfortable with your familiarity. and there he was again, middle of the night at your doorstep, out of breath and drunk on the missed feeling of your skin against his and his lips against yours, desperately craving you back. and with a tumble of his words, he'd heave a sigh as his eyes bore into your skin.

“can we try again?”

txt — masterlist

main taglist (hmu to get added!) — @koishua @navyhyuck @allegxdly @daystiny  @kdyism  @neotism  @bluejaem  @radiorenjun  @sleepylixie @oifelixcmerebrou @mrkcore @imdamnconfused  @sicluvz @abhirami20 @tyongishs @emvrd @brxght-world

I’d appreciate if you’d give me a little feedback on the drabble if you read, whether it’s an ask, a reply or in the tags of the rb! Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoyed!

[sepulchral-pulchritude]

I understand the difficulty ppl have around using the word "ugly" in any sort of positive sense (e.g. "support ugly trans people", "there's nothing sexier than an ugly [x] person") because there definitely is a factor of "who are you to be calling me ugly? screw you!"/"you couldn't get through a positivity post without insulting me?", but.

idk as a fat person some of the conversation kind of reminds me of how we were talking about using the word Fat back in like 2011. which is, if we don't reclaim this word, it's just going to keep getting used to hurt us. and we can come up with as many linguistic workarounds as we want ("chubby" "friend shaped" "plus size") but ultimately they will often end up grating and/or imbued with the same visceral disgust as Fat, with a veneer of plausible deniability.

and for ugly-- ugliness is both real and not real. it is based on societal beauty standards, which are NOT real (and are themselves based on racism, homophobia, transphobia, ethnic hatreds of all types, white supremacist ideals... etc). beauty/ugliness is also arguably to SOME extent based on some basic, rough core concepts (to varying degrees): symmetricality, the visible perception of youth/health (e.g. even, unblemished skin), confidence, effort put into appearance (looking like you care about how you come off to people is very often of baseline import for attractiveness. again, this is a messy thing where the exact amount of effort you're supposed to put in varies culturally but it's important to most people that you look like you care about something. even when people are into someone looking bedraggled and rumpled, usually part of the appeal is either confidence (she doesn't care about how she looks she knows she's That Bitch) or implied effort into something else (he is too focused on identifying plants to give a shit about mud on his pants, I live for that)). sorry, got off topic for a moment there. ANYWAY.

my point is that even if most of what ugliness is is essentially false (and many of the more "objective" qualities are mutable-- you can gain confidence and become "less ugly" without changing anything in your appearance), I know the face I have and I know how I am treated for it. and I don't know how useful it is to pretend otherwise. and I don't see the point in using euphemisms for being, by the standards of the society I live in, ugly.

I would rather be celebrated and told that my "ugliness" does not make me less sexy, less desirable, less worthy of love.

I don't feel represented by euphemisms-- when someone says "everyone is beautiful! even people with Unique Features and Non-Normative Faces and Bodies" I feel that they don't believe that. but when someone says "I love ugly girlies, with acne and scars and weird noses. not joking please hmu", you know what? I believe them.

I think there is something worthwhile in reclaiming ugliness and removing the disgust assumptive in it-- we did it for Fat, we can do it for Ugly.

[recurring-polynya]

Writing/Art Update 4.30.2024

I'm tired!!

That's not related to anything, I just wanted to get that out there: I'm do not have a lot of energy right now.

I am taking requests right now, and I thought it would be good to post an update on how that's going, because I'm worried that people will think I am not working on them, but I am very much working on them. I think that's because a lot of times in the past, when I do requests, it's been for a specific event, like Renji's birthday, where I have a deadline and a lot of pressure to get things done. In this case, it's just that I have a list of prompts in my inbox to work on, where at least someone will be happy to read it when I post (hopefully 😂) I have posted one already, and I am at work on the second. It's about 1200 words right now, and I'd say it's 1/3-1/2 done. It's going kinda slow. That's not to say it's going bad--I have good direction on it and I've been making progress on it, it's just not, like, flowing from my fingertips. It's a set of characters I don't usually work with, which is fun for a change, but also it takes me like 9 times longer to write anything that doesn't have Renji in it. The way I figure, if I can do about one of these per week, that should be reasonable.

People are still welcome to send in requests! I will say: - I have gotten lots so far, so please don't feel like you need to send me a pity request, but if there's something you'd like to see from me, hmu, who knows, worst case is I don't write it - Quite a few (like, at least 3???) are things that I already have planned as part of larger works, and I'm not quite sure what to do with that 😂 I guess I'll just say that if you feel like you sent in a really good one and I ignored it, just be patient, it may come up eventually. - Lot of funny/cute type ideas, which is fine and it's like, the main thing I do, but also please don't be afraid to send in something more serious or angsty, I do like to do that kinda stuff, I just don't always have ideas (they never seem to get as many stats, so maybe other people just don't like my serious stuff as much, but let me have fun 😂) - Maybe b/c I turned anon asks back on, I've been getting a fair number of (what seem like) regular asks, rather than fanfic requests, but tbh, sometimes I am not sure, so please try to be clear if you want a fanfic about it, or you just want me to answer your question, otherwise you get what you get.

In art news, I keep meaning to draw and then not drawing!! I need to fix this! May is tomorrow, so there is a new set of art prompts, which I am more excited about than the April art prompts. Also, we watched the Halloween episode last week and my daughter really wants us to draw Pumpkin Ghost Orihimes and I would like that too. I will try to get my shit together! We'll see!

[windingpathways]

old pinned vanished somehow so here we go again. welcome to my twisted fucking cycle path etc etc.

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about me - infinite hobbies, no time or energy for any of them. gardened professionally for a second and still grow a lot of stuff, want to eventually start my own garden/landscaping company. trying to turn my house into a functional art installation down the road

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see 'my face' or 'ivy.jpg' tags for pics of me - you may wanna block the 'nudity' tag first tho! trying to work my way up to having an OF, so stay tuned for that I guess (also TELL ME of interest PLEASE! need to know if I'd actually have an audience. shy? i keep anon on)

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blog is a chaotic mixture of content. fairly consistent with tags though and i'm happy to add almost anything to my tag list. if there's something you're looking to avoid, shoot me a message.

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be excellent to each other please! age in bio required, 18+ or get blocked. some lovelies I follow don't want men touching their posts (noted w 'men dni' tag) - disrespect them & get blocked. not single/looking; take no or get blocked. act like a creep & get blocked. i love the block button i am kissing her sweetly

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that said, hmu if y'all wanna chat/be friends! snap is @wandering_ivy, you're welcome to add me there also. not a quick reply usually but i love people and am happy to get to know u, just have a lot going on always

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anyways that's all for now ^.^ pls consider tossing some change my way if you like my stuff/have anything to spare, but i know we're all spread fuckin thin these days. rbing my stuff is always appreciated too <3

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ca$happ/v*nmo: @wanderingivy

more links coming, check back for potential OF/KoFi/MV etc

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[gambol-calico]

I come bringing AU designs for a fanfic about bisexual cats who decide to start their own Clan. These designs didn’t take too long- but the chapters did. Read them here!

Now time for some of the designs and some things about them.

1. Mapleshade

One thing I kind of dislike about most Mapleshade designs is that they lack the snaggly teeth that she had in The Place of No Stars (the book). Not that I dislike them, I rarely see any. So I decided to take matters into my own hands and make a Snaggleshade here.

I am a sucker for calicos and heterochromia, so I decided to make her a calico with heterochromia. The white tail was something in canon, but to give the design a little more character I added a smudge of black to give it color.

2. Reedshine 

I wanted to get a bit creative with Reedshine’s design here. Usually I see some designs for her being a tabby, and I love tabbies. But a change such as this would probably be nice.

I wanted to make her less rough around the edges and less feral-looking than Mapleshade, since RiverClan cats are usually known for their appearances. It also gives a nice contrast to the first character as well, even though the names already contrast one another in canon. (I find that interesting, if anyone has a theory why this is such then hmu!)

3. All the babies. Yes, all of them.

This is another one of those “Mapleshade’s kits lived” AUs, because I don’t appreciate baby murder.

Top row is Patchkit, Larchkit, and Petalkit, with the bottom row being Willowkit/nose, Shykit/heart, and Applekit/frost.

I wanted to add one of Reedshade’s colors to Shykit, but to me it didn’t look right. However, blue eyes did look right so I added those to her.

Petalkit doesn’t exactly bear a striking resemblance to her father (Applekit does), and unlike the canon I decided not to have Patchkit mirror Mapleshade completely. Just a calico boi is fine. I thought the pale brown patches would be a nice touch to Larchkit, they look cute on him! I kind of wanted Shykit’s markings to be the inverse of Applekit’s, and I kept the fanon interpretation of her having white on the chest and front paws. There isn’t much to say about Willowkit except that like her sister and brother, I had to improvise the eyes. (And the genders of Applekit and Shykit!). I have to say that Shykit, Patchkit, and Petalkit are my favorite designs.

Patchkit, Larchkit, and Petalkit do live, but you won’t be hearing their warrior names yet.

In case you got lost in the rambling, here’s the link to the fanfic! Feel free to leave a kudos and a comment, I’ll be updating with chapters as soon as possible!

[aureumdraconeus]

2. What are your unpopular opinion(s) of the fandom you’re rping in? 3. What rp trends are you so over and can’t wait for it to die? 5. A ship everyone in the fandom you’re in loves, but you can’t stand? (any fandom for 5 and 2) 10. Any fandom(s) you don’t want to rp in or crossover to? 20. If you’re feeling salty right now, this ask gives you a free reign to pour out your frustration.

Late Munday Salt Asks - Featuring AD

2. What are your unpopular opinion(s) of the fandom you’re rping in?

Alright well, ya'll about to get some fun takes from the man who is known for having the best takes in the universe (this is true I made the rules):

RWBY: The fanbase can either be absolutely fucking toxic to hell and back with little to no media comprehension that makes a goddamn preschooler look like Socrates, or overanalyze everything to the point where they then get pissed that their hyper-specific headcanon isn't canon and there is BARELY any in between.

Sonic: Folks really needs to stop treating the classic games like they're some godly piece of media that cannot be considered bad and that the modern games have ruined them. Ya'll just never played Rush.

Panty and Stocking: Stocking is absolutely more of a sex-freak than Panty is and you will never change this.

Exes: Cringe culture may be dead, but by god ya'll need to come up with better ideas. Stop tryin' to be Lord X 2.0

Hazbin / Helluva: The excuse that Hazbin is for women and Helluva is for dudes is bullshit, let Millie DO something for once.

Studio Trigger: They should honestly make a sequel series to Klk and just go even more nutso than they did the first time around.

Undertale / Deltarune: People overhype Spamton and Jevil a bit too much considering they may not even be relevant in the final release. They're pretty cool though.

Persona: A lot of these games are unfortunately pretty fuckin' dated when it comes to the shit happening in them - I'm sorry folks but Atlas are kinda shitty when it comes to how they portray anyone that isn't straight.

Super Mario Bros: Dimentio is the best Mario villain and you cannot convince me otherwise.

Dragon Ball: When was the last time any of us actually had fun with this series? Like be honest.

3. What rp trends are you so over and can’t wait for it to die?

Honestly it's the fact that there's really little to no accessibility for finding icons these days. A lot of folks seem to say "Do it yourself" which like, fair dues, but at the same time...Maybe some folks kinda want to be able to do other things outside of slaving away in a photo editing program for hours on end?

5. A ship everyone in the fandom you’re in loves, but you can’t stand? (any fandom for 5 and 2)

This one I'll be more concise with, cuz there's a lot of fandoms I listed: I honestly think that a lot of ships are fine? The only ones that I can think of are those made out of spite or just seem spiteful in nature. Like erasing characters' sexualities or shit like that.

's weird yo.

10. Any fandom(s) you don’t want to rp in or crossover to?

USUALLY I'm pretty open but like...I guess the best example is fandoms for shows that are v e r y kid oriented. Like, I understand some of ya'll are enjoying shows like Bluey and that one with the sentient numbers and...stuff like that?

I DON'T THINK you wanna have some of my muses just sorta showing up and causing shit.

That being said if any of ya'll wanna ask if I'm OK with your fandom and such then just hmu in DMs.

20. If you’re feeling salty right now, this ask gives you a free reign to pour out your frustration.

Honestly the only salt I be feeling is when I go to make myself something that takes about 30 seconds and then being told to leave the kitchen by your older siblings. Like, it takes 30 second to cook this shit gimme some room damn you.

[vileintcnt]

rules & guidelines ;;

this is a pretty relaxed blog when it comes to rules, but there are a few boundaries i need to set for my comfort and yours as a rp partner! :) here are my terms:

NO DRAMAS!! // i have a busy life outside of tumblr and it’s dramatic enough as it is, i have no intent on having any issues with any of my partners on here and if someone is trying to start it they’ll be blocked

21+ // the mun is 21+ and all my muses will also be of that age, i will not roleplay with any muses under that age, nor any muns. this is a 21+ blog, period. minors, DO NOT INTERACT. 

NO PERSONAL Q’S // honestly, i just come on here for an escape and an excuse to write. any creepy, forward or personal questions will be met with a block immediately.

DON’T HASSLE ME FOR ACTIVITY // this should be a given but for some reason in the rpc there are people who don’t understand the concept of personal space. like i said, my life outside of rp is busy and so there will definitely be times that my activity is spotty. sometimes, i will come on specifically to do only certain threads, other times, i will get all replies out. if we have a thread, you will get a reply, it just may not be right away. if i lose muse for our thread, i’ll contact you. :) don’t message me asking if i’m ignoring you because that just triggers my anxiety and will in turn just make me want to stop responding to you. if i’m rping, and not responding to your messages, my social battery is probably low and i’ll get back to you when i’m ready, dont pressure me!!

NO TW TAGS // this is a very smut heavy blog with mature and triggering themes present, because of how much there is, i won’t be tagging them, so read/plot at your own risk. if we have a thread together and a trigger has pushed a boundary then please let me know and i will be more than happy to revise my response, i want all my partners to feel comfortable!

DARK THEMES // similarly, i will not be tagging the dark themes that can be found on this blog. a lot of my muses are not good people! i don’t endorse their behavior, they’re just characters! some of them are murderers, stalkers, you may find dubcon on this blog in some cases, i repeat, do not endorse any of those behaviors. 

BANNED FCS // i don’t really have any banned fc’s, i won’t rp with dead fcs, anime fcs, fcs that have expressed they don’t want to be used, criminals, the usual ig, but aside from that i’m pretty open. :)

OBVIOUSLY, DON’T GODMOD // should be self explanatory, but once again…this includes trying to pressure me into having my character respond a certain way to things or be interested in a kink that i haven’t given them. it’s my character, and i’m not about to change it and potentially lose muse for them because you want the fc but not the personality.

HARD NO KINKS/THREADS // kinks are usually pretty different depending on muse but absolutely with no exception will i be roleplaying, scat, pedophilia, age play that veers to pedophilia, noncon & incest. Dubcon is dependent on context and can be done very selectively. no foul if you roleplay these things, ( unless its  pedophilia then stay away from my blog immediately ), they’re just really not for me.

GIFS // I won’t be using gifs as the threads get smuttier, this is just something I don’t feel comfortable with, I prefer to go gifless when i’m actively rping sex/sexual acts, i’m probably not going to budge on this, it just feels kinda icky to me!

&& TO END ON A GOOD NOTE, FEEL FREE TO MESSAGE ME! :) // i love starting new threads and plotting, don’t feel worried or anxious about approaching me because unless you’ve been rude or made me feel uncomfortable, 9 times out of 10 we’ll probably become besties. i love love love being sent canons and asks/memes and tagging me in things is so fun to me so even if we have only spoke once but we have a thread together never be afraid to hmu with that stuff.

[b-unnyco]

General info :3

ଘ(੭◌ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚ Hi everyone! Pls call me Bunny/Birdy ^^

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ I go by she/her/herself, he/him/himself, bun/buns/bunself, plush/plushys/plushself pronouns☆

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ I'll mostly post art of my pony ocs! maybe some other stuff if I feel like it.

˚ʚ♡ɞ I do art trades for now! This may be subject to change. Pls check my bio to see whether they're open or not ^^

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ I love talking and making friends, so feel free to hmu about whatever

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ I love playing Ponytown!! Physical affection is a big comfort for me, so if u see me on there (probably with my Twitter tag B_unnyco under the name of my skin) pls don't hesitate to sit with me or talk to me ^^

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ I'm usually a big chatterbox and I'll talk about pretty much everything! However, if u interact with me and I don't talk a lot, my mood is probably not so great at the time, or I'm just not feeling very verbal. Pls don't take it personally <3

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ I also have a very hard time with taking hints or stuff like that. Please be straightforward with me if u want me to do/ stop doing something! Please, I won't get upset. Also, if u think the tone of your message is not very clear, please tone tag it, it would really help me out ^^ <3

My other socials : ✧Instagram ✧Twitter ✧Toyhouse

They're all very similar! And my Toyhouse is still new and very bland TvT.

If the links don't work, lmk!

Pls DNI : LGBTQ+ phobic. Zoo/Pedo/Pokephiles. Racists. Right-wingers. Anti - neopronouns.

I may add more to this list!

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ YAY! You made it to the end ^^ Ty for reading! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

[trexy225]

So! I feel like people who have been around a while wonder how I write so much. And honestly I have no idea but I can try and guess. This is basically me trying to figure out why and how I write so much 😃

I feel like it’s a combined force of spite, wanting to tell my stories, organization, and comments from people that keep me going. I’ve always been a creative person and it wasn’t until recently that I got back into writing. I use it as a coping mechanism and instead of lashing out at people or you know focusing on the negativity in my life, I channel all my creative (and frustrated) energy into my writing. So honestly when you can see me updating a lot, something is going on haha. I’m extremely busy and it’s hard to find time to write, usually I will open up my laptop and jot down like 100-500 words when I have a spare five minutes. I’ve started to write in composition notebooks and I’m able to write more if I have like a minute so I have several chapters written that I just gotta write down on my google docs lol. Usually write during the weekends, lunch, and at night but tbh sometimes I just don’t have energy. I just have a lot of energy and I finally found a way to channel what I have.

I also write for my readers, not just myself. When I was at a super dark time when I was younger, I used reading fanfiction as an outlet. (Not sure if it helped or made things worse Imma choose the first option) and I know that everyone is struggling. I hope that my fics can make someone’s day and show them that they’re not alone. I’ve always had positive intentions and I hope that it’s been reflected in my writing.

NOW I think that how I organize and format my writing also plays a huge role in it, I have a fic template that I use and it helps me plot out my ideas. Basically I figure out what I want the ending to be and I write an outline. And then I write ^^. If I’m unable to figure out what to write, I will use a wheel of names or look at the ones that I didn’t update recently. Usually I try to do like a cycle of updating but I’ve decided to just write whichever fics I feel like writing. All of my WIPS have endings, and that means that imma finish it. Sometimes I run out of steam but in the end, I always want to finish my fics. I have many fics that I’m working on the outline and just basic stuff that I’ve been working on in the background.

I also use several methods to start writing when I have time. A lot of things I’ve learned from writing accounts on insta and tumblr. I am always working on this writers toolbox with vocab and how to write certain things, if anyone wants that hmu. However it’s a huge WIP and it’s not complete. I work on it when there’s time to do things but I don’t feel like writing. Some things I do to start writing is write three sentences, change the weather, change the POV, write a different part, go back to a finished fic and rewrite a chapter, ask for constructive criticism, look at comments and also Fanart for inspiration. For my AU’s sometimes I will watch movies and TV shows, like for POYW I’ll watch little mermaid and princess movies or for Kraken’s Callin’ I’ll watch Treasure Planet and the pirates of the Caribbean or OFMD. For stranded I’ll watch horror survival movies and so on and so on the list goes on forever.

If anyone has any questions pls ask, I love to help ^^ I’m an amateur and I’m learning new things everyday. But at the end of the day, I love to write and I’m always working to be better and at the end of the day, that’s all that matters.

(Might update this as life goes on idk I’m so busy)

Ok slay bye bye

[kitkatpancakestack]

Actual real genuine question from someone who has shipped Buddie since the nanosecond Buck turned around to look at the new guy… but I’m wondering what makes you feel that canon Buddie is inevitable? Sorry if you’ve addressed this before but I just watched the season 5 finale and have pretty much lost all hope at this point so I’m really interested in your side of it.

Hey anon! No worries, I'd be happy to go into my thought process a little. Apologies if this gets long!

So, I should preface by saying I didn't actually start seeing Buck and Eddie as a possible romantic pairing until the back half of s3. And I wasn't set in stone about it until s4. And s5 has just been a rollercoaster ride.

The way I view their relationship I try to view through the lens of every other canon couple I've been a proponent of over the years. Admittedly there is a certain trepidation and hesitancy around Buck and Eddie, just because of what them being together would entail, and the fact that a story like theirs really hasn't been shown on television before. But I think it helps to get down to the foundation of it all, bypassing all of the ready reasons why it "can't" happen or "won't" happen or "will never" happen. I've said before that there is what the script is saying, and there is what the scripts is saying. Foreshadowing and story arcs are represented through scene transitions, music choice, wardrobe, and thematic parallels. Things don't just pop up out of nowhere. There is usually always established precedence for something occurring on the show. I try to think along the lines of what we are being told vs. what we are being shown. For example:

During Eddie's awkward af relationship storyline with Ana, we were being told that he was finally moving on and doing something for himself and had found the perfect addition to his family. We were being shown that there was something dishonest about his approach to dating her and that it wasn't explicitly for himself.

From the minute Buck and Taylor reconnected, we were told that they were both in a similar state of stagnancy regarding relationships and that they had grown and would likely slot together in a more compatible way. We were shown that their core identities had not actually changed and they were careening toward this inevitable dissolution of their relationship.

(putting the rest under a cut to save y'all's dashboards)

I think a lot of people were disappointed after 4x14 as well, which I understood in the context of what we were told (Buck and Taylor kissing and getting together because they're compatible in their goals now), but not in the context of what we were shown (Buck being suspicious right off the bat of why Taylor is waiting for him outside the hospital; Buck not running after Taylor because Ana called to tell him Eddie was awake; The will scene coming after and not before the kiss scene with Taylor).

I could literally go for pages dissecting scenes and transitions and other choices (hmu if you want any of that, it's hiatus season so that means it's peak crackheadery time), but for the sake of not doing that here I'll just mention the two scenes in s5 that really fucking sealed the deal for me:

Eddie holding Buck and Christopher's heart drawings in his hands

Ravi's "a partner should be someone who always has your back" comment to Buck.

Those two choices just . . . kind of floored me, tbh. And they wouldn't be significant if there was not precedence for that significance, because we've seen the extended metaphor of Eddie + hearts since s4, and the concept of partnerships and ideal partners being someone who "has your back" was the literal shooting off point of Buck and Eddie's relationship, and the stated reason Eddie and Shannon didn't work out.

Obviously these are my opinions and my beliefs but I feel pretty good about them. And also there's so much story that has already been told and so much story yet to be told, so I wouldn't give up hope just yet, but I can't singlehandedly convince you of that. I suggest going back and doing a rewatch because sometimes when you consume it all together like that and not piece by piece weekly, it's a lot harder to look away from.

I hope this helped at least a little bit, and if you need anymore clarification or anything else, feel free to reach out! It's hiatus season baby!

(and, yes, I am prepare to eat my words if all of this turns out to be nothing, but I am also prepared to dance upon the graves of all those who doubted. I'm ready for anything.)

[jikookpancakes]

JIKOOK FIC RECS that no one asked for (2021)

but im giving anyway because THE TALENT IN THIS FANDOM IS INSANE

long post incoming!! this is probably just part 1 because i wont stop reading anytime soon so i’m inserting that link just in case i do make another one in the future

What’s a Soul Really Worth, Anyway? by thisneedsmorefilth - 130k words, fantasy, demon!jm, witch!jk, listen, this and the next one are my top 2 jikook fics of all time, so well-written, plot so exciting legit reads like a book, better than a lot of books tbh, the world-building is INSANE, jungkook and the gang accidentally summon demon!jimin and chaos ensue, especially for jungkook...and you know why!!!, so funny, angsty, cried so much, happy ending but listen to me: you gotta read the sequel too, YOU GOTTA.

Militat Omnis Amans: The Beginnings by edaen - 92k words, fantasy, werewolf!jk, vampire!jm, forbidden love, super slow burn but super worth it, JIKOOK IN THIS IS MY FAVORITE JIKOOK IN ANY FIC EVER EVER EVER, this is the ultimate all or nothing will freeze hell over for the other kind of love, and the way this is written is just so... how do i describe it. like you can just tell the author wanted to be very realistic with their feelings. you’ve seen the word count, this is SLOW burn. like you will legit feel their struggle to just be able to love each other and while it hurts, it’s also SO GLORIOUS. i love this one so much and if you like reading angst with happy ending but like cranked up to 200% then read this. bonus feels if you read the whole series

Until Dawn (series) by edaen - this is the long series where the previous one above is part of. highly rec if you love fantasy and you wanna read about bts being a rag tag group of supernatural beings fighting evil yay. also it makes the above fic more satisfying because you see more of jikook just being tgt and in love (with bonus angst because of course)

7 Signs by NamHyora - 27k words, secret spies au, abo, alpha!jk, omega!jm who is always used as a raven in their operations aka they use jimin and his attractive self to attract people and gather information or acquire targets and all that spy stuff, and his bestie alpha jk is not too happy about it hehe, friends to lovers, iove this one so much i wish it was longer but i think the author is planning to write a sequel!

Drop Like Confetti by annie_vi - 110k words, ceo!jk, age difference, age swap, ahhh i love this fic so much cause jimin smart and mature and has this no bs attitude, and he can keep up with jk despite the age gap and the difference in status/experiences, jk sexy dilf in this one eheh, i love it cause the drama/angst tackles a very real concern for such couples, like there’s no angst just for the sake of having angst, it really makes sense where they’re both coming from, they’re so whipped for eo too so love that for me

Fold it Up Like Origami by annie_vi - 99k words, gamer!jk, model!jm, same author as above and jk is so boyfriend goals in this one and in all this author’s fics in general like wow my standards are so high now i will legit be single forever just reading jikook fics (with no regrets), secret relationship due to their celeb status, well-written as usual, dialogues/banter in this author’s fics are just YES

The Tournament by kinkmins - 34k words, prince!jm, bodyguard!jk, abo, i’ll paste part of the summary here “Prince Jimin gets ready to hold a tournament where 50 alphas compete for a chance to court him, his father the king hires a new bodyguard who is a little too blunt and a little too talkative.“, i really love this oneeeee

Screwed Up and Brilliant by annie_vi - 113k words, escort!jk, jimin needed a date for a work event and in comes jungkook, escort extraordinaire with a no sex rule and jimin is just dasdkjfhasl, a lot of that “is this real or is he just acting” kinda angst, fluff smut angst

Like Everything Glows by annie_vi - 180k words, merman!jm, aquatic vet!jk, ok this is like my 4th rec from this author just read all their fics you’re welcome, this is their first fantasy fic but soso good, i rec’d this to someone who doesn’t really read fics and she really loved it and said “their love is so pure hhh”, she’s right

Track one: I love you by honeydice - 30k words, they’re “just” best friends, lots of pining it hurts, there’s some yoonmin and mentioned past jinmin in this so just noting in case, angst, denial of feelings, siiiiigh

InYou by edaen - 4k words, pwp :), abo, the morning after jikook mating, more sexytimes ensue + fluff

Falling For You Again by Rose_gold715 - 30k words, amnesia au, jk forgets about jimin and idk just something about this hits right in the feels. btw i don’t support the jk hated jm before in real life agenda so i don’t like this fic for that reason but i like this fic because i love me some good painful angst with happy ending.

The President’s Son by AmeliaBedelia - 55k words, bodyguard!jk, president’s son!jm, jk is assigned to shadow jm bc his life is under threat, and things develop :), jm is jk’s gay awakening :) :)

A Touch of Sin by pettey - 102k words, fantasy au, police officer!jk, supernatural!jm, shamanism, LOOK AT THE RANGE OF JIKOOK WRITERS YALL, this is such an interesting concept, so different from every other fic i’ve read, really well-written, sometimes you come across fics and you cant help but go “someone out there rly blessing me with this art for free”

Tears to the Tide by haromame - 65k words, abo, alpha!jk, omega!jm, honestly there’s not a lot of abo elements it’s focused more on jungkook having ptsd as he just came from war, established relationship jikook, he comes back home to jimin and things have just... changed. except their love ok THEY LOVE EO SO MUCH this made me cry so f much ugh so good tho.

Zero Hour by edaen - 5k words, canon compliant, a little drabble based around rosebowl jikook, it’s part of a series/collection of canon compliant jikook so if you’re looking for more canon compliant here you go!!, also if you can’t tell already i tend to like several things from a single author, i haven’t read their other fics im legit saving for sad days but i am confident enough to say their other fics are also rec-worthy.

Wonder by wordcouture - 7k words, im sorry in advance, mcd :( pls take care of yourself, i don’t like sad endings ok i don’t, but this is so popular and i was like, ok let’s see what the hype is all about, i get it now, :((((((((((((((((((((, well-written tho, bc the author will manage to crush your heart in just 7k words ha ha

The Omega Revolution by PinkBTS  - 158k words, abo, alpha!jk omega!jm, dystopian au, the hunger games more specifically mockingjay vibes, angst with happy ending but there’s some...things... lost along the way and i think that’s realistic for a dystopian war au, well-written

Blind Switch - 226k words, jockey!jk, rich spoiled brat!jm, jm gets exiled to his grandparents ranch where he meets jk yeehaw, im sorry for the yeehaw, anyway fluff smut angst enemies friends to lovers hurt/comfort slow burn happy ending, all the good stuff, ugh jk so boyfriend goals, also the amount of fluff in the later chapters thank u writer

Finally by Rose_gold715 - 12k words, abo, alpha!jk, omega!jm, angst with happy ending, jikook mate out of convenience and jimin runs away from jk and his pack feeling unloved and outcasted, but jungkook goes after him :((

Park Jimin’s Guide to Good Housekeeping by Ashlyn17 - 235k words, fantasy au, when i say jikook has the best fic writers i mean jikook has the best fic writers because THE WORLD-BUILDING in this one?, THE PLOT TWIST?, yesyesyes, jungkook is a powerful fae and jimin is assigned to be his housekeeper hehe, listen my entire fic rec has several that could be great netflix shows and this is definitely one of them

A Spell That Reminds Me of Your Name by Chimneycricket - 42k words, wizards!au, enemies to friends to lovers and the development felt natural, well-written plus the author sometimes makes art of their fics and other jikook fics and posts on twitter, both their fics and art are so good, i’ve heard good stuff about their other fics too :)

that’s it for now!

just a quick one about my preferences: idc about tops/bottoms, i read just about anything but i prefer fantasy and multi-chaptered fics, i love established relationship jikook so hmu with recs anytime, i don’t like reading anything with cheating and mcd, i love fics where jk and jm are just so friggin in love they are just IT for eo, and at the end of the day even if there are elements to the fics i wouldn’t normally read, as long as they’re well-written then i’m all for it

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nsfw alphabet / mason mount

not my gif xx

a/n: this gets pretty.... explicit so uh.... enjoy i guess? 18+ minors to NOT interact. if you want me to write imagines based on any of these please hmu with the specific one so i know because i think these would be quite juicy hehe! anyway... enjoy besties xx

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A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

aftercare mason is one of your favourite versions of him. he is so gentle, and he loves to kiss you and cuddle you all evening, no matter how intense the sex was beforehand. if you want a bath, he'll run you a bath, if you want a shower, he'll help you wash your hair. sometimes the aftercare can be better than the events that lead up to it, because you love mason more and more with every moment after.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

(himself): mason's favourite body part in himself always varied, but he was always fond of his nose and his thighs. he never really saw the attraction to his nose but you loved it, and through the love you had for it he then became rather fond of it. his thighs were his favourite body part because he fucking loves watching you fall apart on them, especially when you're horny after hours of teasing.

(you): before you slept together, you were convinced mason was going to be a boob guy, but he always claims it's a 50/50 split with you. he always has at least one hand on your bum if you're wearing jeans, tucked in the back pocket while you're standing at the counter paying for shopping, or looking at perfume. he gets so much stick for it in the media and when he's with his mates, but he doesn't care. when you're in private, he's always got one hand on one of your boobs, usually in a non-sexual way. if he's the little spoon he'll always cup one of them in his hands with the excuse that it keeps them warm, but usually — more often than not — the boob cupping ends up turning sexual because one of you can't keep yourself together.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

mason loves to cum all over your body — your face, your boobs, your stomach, your arse — literally anywhere as long as it's seeable. he loves to paint you in it so you know you're his, there's nothing more attractive to him than when he see's his girl covered in his seed.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

mason loves the idea of fucking you in the changing room, whether it's at stamford bridge or at wembley after an england game. something about it just drives him absolutely crazy.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)

mason is very experienced. he knows his way around your body and it was something you were so grateful for. he knows how to use his assets in the best possible way to have you seeing stars.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

doggy. one of your favourite things to do to mason is to tease him, and whenever you take it too far you'll always end up with your head buried in the sheets while he's railing you. he loves watching you underneath him like that as he establishes that dominance, letting himself go. he loves fucking you from behind because it means you want him to be in control, and he knows that you want him to talk to you in ways he would never even think of — "you're such a dirty slut, aren't you?" / "i don't think you deserve to cum after the way you teased daddy out there." / "you'll know not to be such a fuckin' brat next time." — outside of a situation like this.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

mason likes to keep himself well groomed because he just prefers it in general, and you're thankful for that. and yes, the carpet does match the drapes.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

mason is such a romantic. like an unbelievable romantic. he likes to spoil you anyway, but when it comes to intimacy he really does spoil you. he loves to buy you lingerie (even though it's really just for him to take off of you later). he loves being intimate, and to him it's the little things like the nose kisses and the way his hand always finds yours when it's not so much 'sex' as it is 'love making' and you're just two hearts beating as one.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

mason's away a lot for work and with you as his girlfriend, it's natural for him to feel the need to jack off when you're not there to help. he always finds himself scrolling through your instagram first, and then he'll take it to the secret folder on his phone full of pictures and videos of you that either you've sent him over the months while he's been away, or video's of you that he's taken, choking on his dick or him filming you while he's fucking you from behind. sometimes it just washes over him while you're on facetime together, and he'll get a stiffy that you'll know about instantly because you know that look, and you'll happily help one another out over the phone.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

mason is a kinky guy (and you can't convince me he's not). what gives it away is his innocence on the surface, he's so polite and so sweet but when it's just the two of you in the moment, he can feel like a different person (in the best way). mason loves to edge you, but equally he loves to overstimulate you until you can't take much more. that man loves to be called daddy, but he also refers to himself as daddy when things are getting rough — "that's right angel, sucking daddy's cock so well." / "now you know what happens when you're a brat around daddy." — and he loves the way you react to his words. some of his kinks he never realised until he met you, that he has a kink for choking and being choked, spitting and it makes him want to combust when you call him your good boy while. you're riding him. basically, mason's game for testing any new kinks you think you might have, because chances are, he's been thinking about them too.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

because of his job, and his squeaky clean (for the most part) public persona, you can't really take intimacy too far out of the house. he loves fucking you anywhere he can, with that being said. if you're at an event and he can't hold off, straight to a store cupboard or a toilet. you love to tease one another in public places, though, with fleeting touches to the inner leg and lingering eyes. he loves fucking you in hotel rooms. there's something about fucking his girl in a bed that doesn't belong to them, knowing that people on either side of the wall who can hear it that drives him fucking insane.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

it doesn't take either of you much to get turned on, sometimes for you it's as easy as seeing mason walk out of the shower in a towel, while for him it's something as simple as seeing you in a bra. basically, mason's horny for you every second of the day, and you're not much better.

N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)

you and mason have made it very clear that you never want to share one another. it's difficult with him being such a fucking attractive man that everyone wants a piece of him, and you both know that; but he also knows a lot of people want you. you're his and he's yours, and you'd never put your relationship in harms way just to add a third person into the mix when you know you can satisfy one another perfectly.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

mason — as much as he says he doesn't have a preference — definitely prefers to be receiving head. there's something about the way you look when you're on your knees in front of him with his dick down your throat that makes him dizzy. the way you choke and splutter around him and your make up goes all messy is an image he wants tattooed on his brain forever. although, he does love giving it too. he loves the way you writhe around on the bed or the sofa whenever he's on his knees eating you out (or, as he calls it 'eating his favourite meal').

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

it depends on the mood he's in as to what pace he goes at. if he's angry, pissed off or had enough of your teasing, then it's rough and hard. he doesn't particularly care who's around to hear the skin on skin clapping, or the moans and groans you make and he doesn't care what they have to say about it either. if it's any other emotion, it's usually much slower. mason's very much a fan of slow and hard, he likes to draw out his thrusts for as long as possible so he can hit every spot and make sure you know about it.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

neither of you are fans of quickies, they get messy and hot and they usually always end with the pair of you in a store cupboard, your back pressed against a wall and his body holding you up as he drills into you. it's not something that's particularly attractive to watch on the outside, you're sure; but sometimes if he's desperate for you or visa versa and you know the moment will be gone when you get home, it's the best thing for it.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

mason's a risk taker of sorts in his day to day life anyway, so in the bedroom it came as no surprise to find out he liked taking risks. he likes experimenting with new kinks and new positions to see what you both do and don't like, he likes to see what feels good for the both of you, and you appreciate that it's always spicing up your love life.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

being an athlete, mason has the stamina that a lot of men don't have, even at his age. he has astounding capabilities to go for two, three, sometimes even four rounds. it's impressive and if you're 100% honest, it turns you on so much more knowing he can keep up with you.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

mason was quite shocked one day when he stumbled upon the bottom drawer of your bedside table to find it full of sex toys. you weren't embarrassed when he brought it up though, in fact, you were relieved that he'd finally found them. you absolutely love to use them on one another, watching the way he squirms and whines when you run a vibrator down his stomach is something that brings you immense pleasure. he loves fucking you while you're holding a vibrator on your clit, too, because the orgasm that follows is something that always bewilders him, the way your pussy contracts so much that you squirt all over his stomach is something he'll never be able to forget. plus, he cashes in on the vibrations too so it's a win win situation.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

like i said earlier, mason loves to tease you. when he found out about the toys, the first thing he did was edge you for hours until you couldn't take it anymore, and the following week he overstimulated you until you were spent. he doesn't do it very often because he knows it's unfair, but you get your own back on him too and he enjoys you doing it to him almost as much as he enjoys doing it to you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

mason's pretty loud anyway, so when it comes to being in the bedroom he's not afraid to get vocal. he's very keen on dirty talk, which both of you get a kick out of, but equally he moans and whines just as loud as you do too, so it's a good balance. and it's hot as fuck.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

mason loves to finger you in the car while he's driving. the blacked out tint on all of his car windows mean that people are unable to look in, but you can look out. he loves to tease you about it — "look at you, so desperate for me that i'm finger fucking you in my car." / "look at how much of a fucking mess you're making." / "that's it, angel, cum all over daddy's fingers." — his fingers buried knuckle deep in your pussy with your legs bent and your fingers in your mouth, biting down on them to muffle your moans. he also loves to receive head in the car while he's driving, even if it's a crash risk, with one hand glued to the steering wheel and the other hand on your head.

X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes)

it's a good size. a very good size. in fact, mason’s packing. like most men, he's a grower, but he's also got the perfect amount of length and girth that he knows how to use, and he makes sure he leaves you seeing stars every time you have sex, and you can't argue with that.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

he's young and so are you, so it's no surprise you're wanting to jump each others bones whenever you get the chance. it doesn't matter how long he's gone for — whether it's a day at training or a month away with the england camp — you're always desperate for one another, even if it's just to touch.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

mason doesn't fall asleep super quick afterwards, which is nice considering you don't really do that either. he'll always chat to you as you're dosing off on his chest, or you'll both sit and watch the movie until you fall asleep, but nine times out of ten you're always the first one to fall asleep, and he doesn't mind that.