#{ ic: fuyuki }

[capsensislagamoprh]

These are awesome.

yuri on ice doodles from twitter

[paetal]

continued from here | @failedfame.

[ to : unhinged beauty 💚] true but I make those pretty cute numbers go up so much for you when I'm with you!!! [ to : unhinged beauty 💚] you are so adorable this is sooo true but I am just as adorable. [ to : unhinged beauty 💚] omg it almost sounds like you're worried abt me!!!! [ to : unhinged beauty 💚] are u worried abt me, pretty?? [ to : unhinged beauty 💚] I miss uuuuu. [ to : unhinged beauty 💚] im also stupid drunk but this is fine!!!

[naive-petals]

"These dog girls are really funny." Violet didn't understand why everyone didn't want to be healed by them. it seemed like nothing but fun!

[mythcaels-a]

❝  Are  you  up  to  no  good  ?  ❞  There's  a  playful  glint  in  the  snakes  eyes  as  they  follow  any  movements  from  @curmoritor.  Lips  quirk  upwards  into  a  wide  grin,  hands  that  had  been  originally  clasped  behind  their  back  instead  move  so  that  he  can  clap  them  together  so  suddenly.  ❝  If  you  are,  would  you  like  a  helping  hand  ?  I  am  a  bit  bored,  you  see.  ❞

[futurefind]

ritsuka has bags under her eyes, flecks of chocolate stuck to her hands and cheeks and even a little bit in her hair? how did that happen? either way, she was clearly up all night making chocolate for everyone. her eyes are bright, though, as she hands rea her gift. "happy valentine's day!" (for fate!rea!)

Holiday Asks / Always Accepting // @voidfragments

The older woman seems like she's in better shape— at first. Like she's low on sleep, perhaps, but not like she's similarly made everyone in Chaldea chocolate for another year in a row.

She brightens when she sees Ritsuka and—

Starts, stunned with surprise at the chocolates shoved under her nose.

"Fujimaru!" she cheers, a few beats later, when her brain finally decides to catch up with her senses. "Gosh! Thanks so much!"

She tucks it away (with a quick and dirty anti-melting preservation spell) before pulling out another package and handing it to Ritsuka in turn.

"Happy Valentine's Day!" she beams right back. "How about next year we make everyone chocolates together...!" A playful wink. "I know the staff's favorites...!"

(Citation needed.)

(And then, belatedly, with Rea going from a stunned bunny to a cat that got the canary:

"Have you given Mash her chocolate yet~?")

[feizm]

h hi. demon slayer oc. first post after being forced to download the app again :333

Meet Reika Fuyuki ! A Kinoto ranked Ice Breathing user, who's all about having fun and playing around with her friends. Despite being.. a bit reckless at times hhhehhhhhffff shes a silly goober pls like her thanks

[yatagarasuhonyaku]

On names: The North

Note: We don't know the real names of any of the Northern women, The ones here depicted are their alias or 'karina' (仮名).

The Townships:

垂氷郷 (Taruhi-gou): Taru (垂, hang) + Hi (氷, ice).

風巻郷 (Shimaki-gou): Shi (風, wind) + Maki (巻, coil).

時雨郷 (Shigure-gou): Shi (時, time) + Gure (雨, rain). It refers to rain in early winter.

The Northern House:

玄哉 (Gen'ya): Gen (玄, mysterious) + Ya (哉, questioning/exclamation). 哉 is the kanji version of the grammatical かな (adding hesitation/uncertainty to a sentence). It was also used as an exclamation, but that's more old-fashioned japanese. The Northern Lord.

お凌 (Oryou): O (御, honorable) + Ryou (凌, endure). Gen'ya's legal wife and mother to all his children.

玄喜 (Genki): Gen (玄, mysterious) + Ki (喜, rejoice). First kanji inherited from his father, Gen'ya. His son and heir.

喜栄 (Kiei): Ki (喜, rejoice) + Ei (栄, prosperity). First kanji inherited from his father, Genki. His son and Gen'ya's grandson.

六つの花 (Mutsu no Hana): Her alias means 'Six Flowers'. Gen'ya's first daughter and Shiratama's mother.

白珠 (Shiratama): Shira (白, white) + Tama (珠, pearl). Mutsu no Hana's daughter and Gen'ya's granddaughter.

冬木 (Fuyuki): Fuyu (冬, winter) + Ki (木, tree). It means barren tree. Gen'ya's second daughter, Yukimasa's first legal wife and Yukiya's mother.

Taruhi Township:

雪正 (Yukimasa): Yuki (雪, snow) + Masa (正, justice). Yukiya's father.

梓 (Azusa): It means 'catalpa tree'. Yukimasa's second legal wife and Yukima and Yukichi's mother.

雪馬 (Yukima): Yuki (雪, snow) + Ma (馬, horse). First kanji inherited from his father, Yukimasa. Yukiya's older brother.

雪哉 (Yukiya): Yuki (雪, snow) + Ya (哉, questioning/exclamation). First kanji inherited from his father, Yukimasa; second kanji from his grandfather, Gen'ya. 悦哉 (Essai), which also uses the second kanji, is the word for a male japanese sparrowhawk.

雪雉 (Yukichi): Yuki (雪, snow) + Chi (雉, green pheasant). First kanji inherited from his father, Yukimasa. Yukiya's younger brother.

Shimaki Township:

市柳 (Ichiryuu): Ichi (市, city) + Ryuu (柳, willow). Third son of the Shimaki Township Lord.

茂丸 (Shigemaru): Shige (茂, overgrown) + Maru (丸, round). -maru is a stock way to finish boy names.

[vionnette]

꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦

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☁︎ Hiyaa! My name is Vionnette, but you can call me Vion or Vio for short. My age will stay anonymous, and I'm bisexual. I go by they/them!! I'm also Filipino!

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✦•┈๑⋅⋯MY LIKINGS⋯⋅๑┈•✦

☁︎ Audio VAs 𓍼 ZsakuVA, Fuyuki VA, Nora Asmr, Escaped Audios, Frantikasmr

☁︎ Roblox games(cus that's the only thing I play) 𓍼 Twenty-one, Arsenal, DTI, Pressure, Up for Debate, Royale high, Nico NB(I barely play this one)

☁︎ Shows & Books that I fw𓍼Cyberpunk Edgerunners, Heaven Official Blessing, JJK, Land of the Lustrous, Seraph of the End, Chainsaw Man, AOT, KNY, Yuri on Ice, Arcane, BSD, Game of Thrones(including the House of the Dragons), Resident Evil, Miraculous: Tales of Lady Bug and Cat Noir(hehe)

☁︎ Singers & Kpop idols/groups 𓍼 Sabrina Carpenter, The Weeknd, The Pussycat Dolls, Lady Gaga, BTS, Paramore, Ado, Deftones, Chase Atlantic, Doja Cat, Megan Thee Stallion, SZA, K/DA, Al James, Munimuni, Ariana Grande, Billie Eilish, Chappel Roan, IV of Spades, Cup of Joe, Ben&ben, Ace Banzuelo, Calein, ZILD, Aespa, BP, NewJeans, Twice, Itzy, BIBI, (G)I-DLE, IVE

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✦•┈๑⋅⋯WHAT I POST⋯⋅๑┈•

☁︎This will mostly be focused on Zsakuva/Sakuverse. I will ramble about how I miss or love one of the characters.

☁︎I will also ramble about Zaros, Dontis, Xanthus, and Asirel, much more often since I like the four of them the most

☁︎I might create theories about the connections of the characters, especially on the Noble Trials

☁︎I might post other VAs but expect that it'll be once in a blue moon lol

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☁︎English is not my first language so if there are some errors in my grammar please ignore them >.<

☁︎I'm also finding some crumpet moots here because I want someone to talk with me about King Crumpet and also the Sakuverse

☁︎I am mostly active here, X, and Discord

☁︎I'm also a new user here so I'm still trying to learn how this app works lol

☁︎Also please check Frantikasmr's YouTube account, his voice is great asf(and he's also a new VA on YouTube)

⌞This is the end of my introduction, Thank you for reading!⌝

[alchemistdefective]

"Awww, but I thought you liked my butt. Especially in a bunnysuit."

It's hard to tell if she's teasing him or not (she is), but she's dressed for work!

"Is it that much of a problem?"

((Nyalternatesinner))

"WHY ARE YOU SHOWING THIS TO ME?! DID YOU PUT ICE CREAM ON IT?!"

HE'S THROWING A FUYUKI PLUSHIE AT HER AND SCREAMING AT A PILLOW

[firebirdzz]

DYNASTY OF YESTERDAY - Naruto OC(s) x Canon

Uzumaki Naruto x Fem!OC, Uchiha Sasuke x Fem!OC

This fic has been a little passion project of mine since 2021 (I have 36k words already pre written) and deleted it earlier due to inactivity because I had NO time to work on fanfics with how busy life in college had been. Now that I've graduated I wanted to bring back this story that's plagued my mind for years.

The story follows two OCs- Hasuke Fuyuki and (redacted) Mirai- two girls whose lives have nothing to do with each other until the fateful night of the Uchiha Massacre. As the years unravel the lies buried in their bloodlines, both girls are forced to confront their legacies and carry the burden of reviving the remnants of their near-extinct clans.

Their paths diverged like branches of a tree, but destiny pulled them together when their missions converged and they had to save the saviours of the world. (Take a wild guess who they are)

Here's a preview of Chapter One: Before the End

Bounded by deafening silence, a man walked the lonely streets of Konoha, only accompanied by his tears that wouldn’t stop flowing. Strangely, the night was freezing, turning his bones to ice. Even walking with heavy steps seemed burdensome. 

Physically, he was fine. But he was not okay. His heart clogged his throat, preventing him from gulping down his worries, forcing itself to tear out of his body as though he was its parasitic host. He meekly wondered if this was what a heart attack felt like. 

He turned back around, eyeing the monumental Hokage Mountain, studying each of his previous leaders’ faces intensely before stopping at the last one- immediately, he lost his composure and more tears burst from his eyes. 

‘Oh, Minato…’ He thought. ‘What would you have done if you knew what I did?’

He shook his head, fighting back more tears and moved his eyes to the village. If his eyes were normal he would just be seeing the small buildings and shops… but his crimson visual prowess saw through them all- his sight finally landed where he wanted and he let out a short sigh of relief. A little girl tucked safely in bed, dry tears tracing her bubbly face. Despite the circumstances, the man found himself smiling. She won’t remember him at all the next morning, but that was necessary, that was good- he told himself. He can handle her hatred even in his grave, but would never let her life be in danger. 

He sighed once more, turning back before walking into the secluded compound in the village’s corner where the residing clan will soon be extinguished.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65703517/chapters/169200832

[whichgreathousewouldtheybepartof]

The Saber from the Fifth Holy Grail War of Fuyuki, Artoria Pendragon, King of Knights from Fate/stay night.

[mythcaels-a]

❛ And what are you doing ? Something fun ? Can I help you ? ❜

@mundanemiseries gets a one - liner.

[justdalek]

Here’s the next gen cast of p5!

More in for below cut

Hikari Kitagawa

Daughter of Ren, Ryuji, and Yusuke Kitagawa

Arcana: Pentacles

Persona: Comnena

Was the “final contract” creation of Satanel, William, and Gorokichi before they reverted back to their first form (Arsene, Captain Kidd, and Goemon)

Is training to be both a professional ice and roller skater

Pottery is her hobby

While stoic, she can be a bit of a troll if given the opportunity

Leader of the Phantom Crusaders

Is closest with Ren

Yes, her tricolor hair is natural, no dyes

Kaito Takamaki

Son of Makoto, Haru, and Ann Takamaki

Arcana: Swords

Persona: J.L. Casey

Was the “final contract” creation of Celestine, Agnes, and Lucy before they reverted back to their first forms (Carmen, Johanna, and Milady)

Aspiring thespian, master dancer

He loves over dramatizing events

A crybaby, but he can pull his own in a fight if he has to

Powerhouse and moral booster of the Phantom Crusaders

Closest to Haru

His tricolor hair, like Hikari’s, is all natural

Minato Sakura

Adopted son of Futaba Sakura

Arcana: Wands

Persona: Hayden

Futaba discovered he was living in an alleyway behind her house to escape his foster family who mistreated him

A music prodigy, he plays cello, violin, string bass, piano, flute, and baritone

Rather snarky in behavior, but has a very present caring side

Him, Futaba, and Sojiro have family dinner on Saturday nights

He is the navigator for the Phantom Crusaders

No one knows why he wears gloves, but he never takes them off in front of anyone, including Futaba

Fuyuki Izumi Kitagawa

Taken in by Morgana, later adopted by Ren, Ryuji, and Yusuke

Arcana: Cups

Persona: Holliday

Was physically stuck in Mementos and later a Palace for over a year before Morgana found them and dragged them out of the Metaverse

It was because of that rescue that the original Phantom Thieves discovered that the Metaverse had somehow opened back up again after sealing itself nearly two decades ago

It’s unknown how they got into the Metaverse, but Fuyuki thinks it might’ve had something to do with their parents kicking them out after a fight

Stays with the Kitagawas post rescue and is eventually adopted by them

Isn’t sure what they want to do, but they do love hanging out with their new friends and learning about the good of the world after living in so much negativity

Strategist of the Phantom Crusaders

Sometimes has a very weird ability where when they fall asleep, they will wake up in a Metaverse variant of the Kitagawa house and has to have somebody get them back to the real world

[keroradio]

CD drama 5 and the last in the Pekopon Shinryaku set, can you believe it?

Although this story is set around Christmas, it's being posted more or less on the opposite side of the year, but that's fine (^.^')

Having said that, I've noticed there's no middle ground for how these go; either I finish it in a day or so, weeks before it's scheduled to be posted or I'm still finishing it the night before. This was one of the latter, a lot of different things happened, some are still being wrapped up, and then I lost an evening I expected to be able to work on it dealing with a couple of stressful people, one of whom I feel bad for, but am also really starting to resent (-.-)

And there were a few lines that were hard to understand (Keroro's croaky voice is cute, but sometimes it's hard to tell what he's saying)

Either way, it's finally here, and is going to last for a few days, so I;m excited to share it

N: Christmas is for being with a person you love, just who decided that? But sometimes you'll be alone, listening to the radio in quiet, don't you think that sort of Christmas Eve is also nice?

(Broadcast start-up)

623:It's Christmas Eve night, the snow falls all around from the sky, could those be tears from Mr Santa who is so busy that he's away from his beloved? What a thing to think on Christmas eve! Mutsumi's My radio, tonight is special Christmas installment! Let's get right into reading a hand selected poem from our listeners, Inner Tokyo City's Nacchi-san

723: Ah, th-thank you! Good evening!

623: Good evening! Nacchi-san, where and with who are you listening to the radio, this Christmas Eve?

723: In-In my own room, wi-wi-with my friends

623: Are you a bit nervous?

KYK: Pull yourself together, Natsumi-san

Moa: Please do your best! You could say, shout it all at once?

MMK: I had planned to spend Christmas Even alone with Fuyuki-kun, I thought, why am I here? UMMK: At this rate we won't be able to do our "Confess our love in Tokyo" plan

623: Spending Christmas eve with your best girlfriends seems fun too

723: Ye-yes! I'm happy that I got to talk to you, Mutsumi-san

623: Thank you, well then, let's dedicate tonight's drawn poem to you, Nacchi-san On a sacred night A figure gently approaches If you listen closely See, you can hear it

K66: Sergeant Keroro's Original Strange Dopamine

(Cheering)

723: Ah, st-stupid frog

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K66: Pekopon Invasion CD number 5: Original Strange Dopamine, Christmas Jack, yes sir!

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Keronians: Merry Christmas!

K66: Now, we've finally begun! Broadcasting on Christmas eve, Christmas eve: Snow falls all around from the sky, could it be dandruff from Mr Santa who was too busy to take a bath? If that's the case, take a day off!

On that note, I'm the house drudge Sergeant Keroro, yes sir!

TMM: I'm the late bloomer Tamamacchi!

G66: Oh, Uh, I'm Giroro

K66: You're so stiff, Girocchi! Look, this time be more charged up! Yes!

G66: Ha! Charged up, ha! Charged up, ha!

K66: You don't understand this is radio

966: Hurry and finish so we can get to the first song

K66: Roger, yes sir! Director Kururu! Let's get it started!

D66: Uh, Keroro-kun!

K66: Ah, and we can't forget about tonight's star, tonight we're giving the always inconspicuous Lance Corporal Dororo, will have plenty of conspicuousness

D66: E-he-he I'm a regular respondent of the show, Dororo, good sir, I have a bit of confidence in my material, good sir. First is an ice breaker: I don't want a Christmas cake like this, instead of a candle wick-(1)

K66: On that note, tonight's featured song is the opposite of a Christmas one, Pekopon Invasion Ondo!

G66: Wait, why are we playing an ondo song for Christmas?

K66: Then let's go!

(Pekopon Shinryaku Ondo Plays)

K66: (sigh) Well, that's it for the start, then?

TMM: Mr Sergeant, you're the best!

G66: However, are there really Pekoponians who'll listen to this sort of radio at Christmas?

K66: That's a key point of the plan, yes sir. The only ones listening to the radio on Christmas eve are lonely Pekoponians who don't have a lover

TMM: You said it

K66: And so, if we help them with that loneliness now

723: I can hear them

K66: We'll win their hearts, then we can promote our Keroro goods, and increase our invasion funds. Merry Christmas & Happy New Year To You! That's my plan, yes sir

TMM: How shady! It's a black Christmas!

K66: Gero gero gero gero

723: Really, what are they up to? My dedicated poem reading from Mutsumi-san~

Moa: Uncle, even on Christmas eve he's dedicated to invading Pekopon, you could say, no rest for the poor?

966: Ah, whoops, the mike was still on

K66: Gero, Seriously?

KYK: Ignoring that, they're really funny

K66: To recover the mood, let's go to tonight's randomly drawn poem:

On a sacred night A figure gently approaches If you listen closely See, you can hear it

A reindeer sneezing! On that note, now we have a commercial, then after the commercial, this episode's extra special guest

(Afro Gunsou Plays)

K66: Releasing soon! Making it's way to improve your life, the eagerly anticipated giant figure: 1/1 scale Sergeant Keroro!

966: Even the resonance sound is spot on

G66: I want one too

TMM: I also want one~!

D66: I too wou-

K66: OK! Now resonate together with me! Kero kero kero kero kero kero

723: Right now, they're probably in the underground base again Let's go!

FYK: Sis! Don't!

MMK: Ah! Fuyuki-kun! Would you like to be alone with me?

FYK: Ah! Nishizawa-san, welcome!

723: What happened, Fuyuki?

FYK: Right right, look outside the window! In the sky, there's a giant UFO!

723: What!?

Moa: Ah, that's a Satan Claws spaceship! (2)

723: Satan Claws?

Moa: They're fearsome alien race, and a rival clan to us Angols in regards to destroying planets you could say, villain introduction?

723: So they've come to destroy the Earth?

MMK: Oh-no~! They ruined the mood

KYK: If we don't stop them right away-

FYK: What kind of aliens are they? Those Satan Claws

Moa: Right, uh...They look a little like Pekopon's Santa, but....

K66: Still, we've kept you waiting, yes sir. Our program's extra special guest is, amazingly, Mr. Santa Claus, yes sir!

(Everyone cheers)

K66: Welcome, yes sir. Mr Santa

D66: I thought Mr Santa only wore red coats, good sir

G66: I notice that guy is red & slimy, and his face ends in body hair that looks like a white beard

TMM: He has a violent appearance

966: I thought he'd be riding in on a reindeer

(Unsettling noises)

Moa: It really feels like one, you could say mark of authenticity?

723: Could it be this is

FYK: Satan Claws?

MMK: What? This is bad

Moa: We're in trouble, if a Satan Claws gets angry, you could say a critical situation?

KYK: We've got to let them know!

K66: Huh? I just had a bad feeling Oh? What's going on, Mr. Santa? If you're make a gloomy face

TMM: See, smile more, smile!

K66: Should I try tugging on your beard?

TMM: I'll try bopping him on the head

SC: unsettling noises

K66: You're in a bad mood today, aren't you? I guess you're dropping off presents

SC: more unsettling noises

TMM: Ah, this must be his bag of presents!

K66: Oh! Then in that case, let's check inside the bag!

G66: Hey! You can't just go searching through people's things-

K66: I'm just looking. Right Mr. Santa?

TMM: Ah, I wonder what could be inside~

K66: Ooh! First is something from Asakusa....a key holder?

TMM: And here we have a....cell phone strap

D66: These are sweet potato dango from Kumamoto

G66: Are these Christmas presents?

K66: Oh! Here we have a parcel from an electronics shop in Akihabara

TMM: Is it a game?

K66: No, it's a massager, yes sir

G66: Are these supposed to be presents for children?

SC: (garbled noises)

TMM: He's saying something, Mister Sergeant

K66: Hm? What is it, yes sir?

SC: Butt-fire-cracker (3)

K66: What? Whaaat!? B- bu-

G66: B-Butt-fire-cracker?

TMM: What does that mean?

K66: What do you think it means? A fire cracker in your butt

SC: Butt-fire-cracker

K66: Gaaah~!

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1-We'll see a finished joke in the second part, but it's a word play joke; the basic structure is saying "I don't want this (Christmas thing)" then describing and alternate version where it could be summed up in a set of words that are pronounced the same way as the original thing. Unfortunately, we get to little of the joke to tell where it was going

2-I'm not sure exactly how it's supposed to be romanised and I changed it several times before settling on this

3-This was way before season 6, Kero Zero contradicting Tamama not knowing now, and the shapeshifting blobby guy. The name gives you a good idea of what it is, but apparently it actually was a thing associated with the later half of the Showa era as one of those childhood experiments that is a bit messed up when you look back (sort of like the infamous setting an anthill on fire with a magnifying glass).

Basically, children would get a small firecracker, stick it in a frog's butt and then light it so the frog would explode, hence the Keronians being freaked out by it, even though they could probably just pull it out....and they survive explosions all the time

[madi345234]

These are my oc’s they are mha Oc’s

Kurai Yami💜:they/them, they are 6,4 and 18 years old, their quirk is “werewolf”. They can turn into a werewolf during battle and they get poisonous claws only when put at full potential

Koroko Noa🩷: she/her. She is 5,4 and 17 and a half years old,her quirk is “cupid”. She can make people fall in love with her/with each other making them distracted or in her control with a powder she has on her hands, but she cannot make herself fall in-love with others

Maruko Bakugo🧡: he/him, he’s 5,9 and 18 years old, he is the older brother of Katsuki Bakugo, he has the same quirk as his younger brother but 3 time stronger causing katsuki to get jealous sometimes,but the explosions are so strong that he has to wear gloves to protect his hands

Fuyuki Todoroki🩵🤍: she/her, she is 5,6 and 16, she is the twin sister of Shoto Todoroki. She has a burn on her arm from covering shotos eye from the boiling hot water but it still got him. She has the same quirk as shoto but on opposite sides, the problem is she can only use her ice because her fire is way to strong, so she only says she has an ice quirk

[number1mongrel]

OKAY SO. Originally I didn't have much about my AU because I was focused on other stuff, it was just very driven by my annoyance that people write Enkidu like they're Gilgamesh's conscience, or are overall less awful than Gil, and I wanted to see more things where Enkidu, not Kingu or Gil, gets to be 'the bad one'. Or not even bad, but moral in a way that's harmful to humans. Because in FGO they don't consider themself 'a person', they consider themself A WEAPON, and a weapon's intent depends on the intent of its user. But then you said to keep talking and I spent an entire shift thinking a lot about this AU SO ANYWAYS!

At first Enkidu and Tokiomi seen almost perfectly suited. Tokiomi is the perfect mage and master, who made every effort to prepare for this Grail War, and whose victory is certainly assured. Enkidu is the perfect Heroic Spirit and Servant, they are unspeakably powerful and unfailingly loyal. But both of them are wearing masks, with Enkidu masking so hard that they believe that they're incapable of liking individuals at all. So it's only natural that they feel absolutely nothing for Tokiomi, right? They're a weapon and nothing more. And Tokiomi makes absolutely no effort to really get to know Enkidu or learn about them, so one could say that they make an unstoppable combination, and one could say they're incredibly professional together. But at the same time. Kayneth and Diarmuid have more of a relationship here. Kiritsugu and Artoria have more of a relationship.

Anyways, you remember that one bad end in the Fate route of Fate/Stay Night where Saber betrayal-kills Shirou, and then they're both really confused about why they even did that, and it's because you missed basically every affection flag for Saber somehow, which should be impossible? That's how Enkidu and Tokiomi's partnership ends. It's going absolutely fantastic, they actually seem to be winning better than anyone else they're about to get the Grail, Enkidu hasn't even consciously meant to betray Tokiomi, and then they just. Murder Tokiomi because Tokiomi completely failed to build ANY sort of relationship with his servant, and it's always the Master/Servant pairings that actually get along who succeed.

Because Enkidu was telling themself that they were the perfect weapon. But that's not true. They tell themself they've lost the capability to care for individuals, but in Fate/Strange Fake they still care for Gilgamesh, and come to care for Wolf. So even as they're telling themself they're the perfect weapon, things are going on in the back of Enkidu's mind that they're not fully registering. Things like how much this world BOTHERS them, with the knowledge of things like pollution, deforestation, extinction of animal species, melting ice caps, the ozone layer(since this is the 90s and the ozone layer is probably still An Issue--in our time it's actually repairing itself!) And there's also how Enkidu is now summoned and remaining inside a city, rather than remaining on the outskirts with their master. And their master, as I've said before, is not a Wolf that knows nothing about the Grail War and just wants to live. It's Tokiomi, who lives in the middle of the noise and buildings and cars, and who very very much DOES want to win the war. And while this is happening, Enkidu is just watching all the betrayals and tragedy going on around them, The Perfect Servant, The Perfect Weapon.

And when they're standing in front of the omnipotent wish-granter, either the last Servant standing or the last one aside from Saber, they snap. And the Grail grants their wish to fix all this in the worst way possible, because a lot of Fuyuki's buildings are now destroyed--they're incredibly thick forests and savage wild animals now, and living there is an incarnated and half-feral Enkidu, who is becoming a local cryptid in Fuyuki, and who the Clock Tower is having a HELL of a time covering up. The Fuyuki Fire was easy, just blame a gas leak or something--how the hell do they cover up SUDDENLY TREES??? They try and cut it down again but Enkidu is having none of it, so they just assign Kirei to keep an eye on it and make sure it doesn't get even more out of hand.

Enkidu had no interest in corrupting Kirei, I don't think, so Kirei never grew a backbone and just stepped down from the Grail War when Assassin was defeated. But upon seeing the awesome destruction Enkidu and the Grail caused, he ended up speedrunning his corruption arc. I'm not sure if Enkidu stays in the woods as The Local Cryptid, or if we get the inherent comedy of Kirei trying to accommodate a feral clay being with horns in the Orphan Basement for ten years. Anyways I think Kirei and Enkidu, like Kirei and Gilgamesh, both want to see the fully manifested Grail do its Grail thing, only instead of making it so only The Worthy can survive in the new world, Enkidu has gone full Eco Terrorism.

And that is my 'Tokiomi Summons Enkidu' AU. I'm not sure who is Archer instead of Gilgamesh, but presumably that's who Kayneth ends up summoning(It's probably not Gilgamesh, because Enkidu needs to be miserable. Or maybe it is Gilgamesh and Tokiomi keeps going 'no, you can't battle the King of Heroes, I need you doing These Things' and it just adds to the misery).

Sorry Diarmuid, maybe it's better this way.

OH I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!! yeah, enkidu is very calm and gentle in strange fake even before they realize gil is there- because they're in an environment they're comfortable in and they have a master they can understand. while they chide gil for being a tyrant it's not really like they have a personal ideal to not kill people or anything like that- they just think of themself as a weapon, and if no one tells them what to do, they have to figure out themself what they want to use their weaponry on, and what they want to protect

also gil handshake enkidu sensory overload in gross modern stinky city