#“Miss me?” “Every day”

[milder-manners]

[vamprisms]

hate when streaming services are like.... you can now pay cinema prices to watch new releases at home! not to show my age but if i am watching it on my tv set then it's free??? you think you're an equal to big picturehouse? with no big screen? no big pop corn? you want to charge cinema price to show me a movey in my own house? Honour demands i kill you btw

[firestia]

Little pony princesses 💗

[hinamie]

yuuji smiling and sukuna making a face like That did u really think i wouldn't do a panel redraw

[mourn-and-watch]

it's so funny how da2 is widely considered to be the disgrace of da games and was also made like in a year or something but it still managed to create one of the most popular characters in the franchise. varric literally became da's in-game official narrator. anders has a wikipedia page with a controversy part highlighted. everyone is talking about solas now and for a good reason but his importance to the lore & plot is literally off the charts and he's also a god. fenris made people go crazy like that while being just a guy from a side optional quest you can accidentally skip

[lotus-pear]

top 10 moments before disaster (dazai is about to step on his toes)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Actually, the bars aren't so bad anymore.

Think you can fix him? Read about his care instructions over at Tiger Tiger)

[inkskinned]

love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.

love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.

love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.

love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.

maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.

recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.

[wispscribbles]

Me @ Ghost: I sentence u to happy retirement, loser

[fudgecake-charlie]

you're never gonna see me this active again i'm afraid. the brainworms are taking me over (60% chance of even more DE portraits coming up)

[doctorsiren]

give this angle another tri

[n0anix]

insta liked this one

here's my favourite gals for the tumblr bunch too :]

[skunkes]

[hinamie]

色彩 [Shikisai]

[mrkis]

— [02:33]

A.N| my health is still low but i miss writing for my man. gotta remind you who the main is🥴☝🏼 originally this was written for someone else, but the more i read over it, the more i pictured mark and my pussy started yodelling.

"that's it, good girl," mark hisses through his teeth, his fingers twisting in your hair to yank at the roots, the burn on your scalp making you let out a satisfying moan. "look so fucking pretty with my cock in your mouth. taking it so well."

your chest blossoms with warmth at the compliment even though it's clear you're struggling to take him, lips stretched around his cock, cheeks hallowed as you suck, your cunt clenching around nothing as you watch him throw his head back with a grunt.

you pull off to swirl your tongue around his tip and his grip tightens in your hair, pulling you away from his cock to arch your head back and you moan, the strain sending a thrill to your pussy.

“open,” mark orders as his free hand grips your cheeks and you immediately obey, opening your mouth and staring up at mark with glistening eyes that widen when he leans over you, puckering his lips to spit inside your mouth.

the act is dirty but you can’t help but whine, that feeling in the pit of your stomach getting stronger and the need for him to fuck you pussy full grows.

his hand drops from your cheek to massage against you throat, “swallow, baby.”

you do as you’re told like the good girl you are, swallowing happily with a smile that makes mark’s heart flutter, cooing as he caresses your face and leans down to press a loving kiss to your forehead before his grip in your hair resumes, bringing you back to his cock that demands your attention.

“go ahead,” mark hums, staring down at your with darkened eyes be a smirk. “show me how badly you want my cum next.”

©𝗠𝗥𝗞𝗜𝗦

[lotus-pear]

saw the labru trend and IMMEDIATELY thought of them