#☆. RAMBLINGS (VITA).

[paranormeow7]

“analog horror ruined internet horror” “the mandela catalogue is overrated and dumb” “kinemaster vhs effects jerma sus face ass” “the walten files is a shitty fnaf knockoff” “internet horror used to be way better” “analog horror is for middle schoolers” SHUT UP!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! CLEANSE YOUR BRAIN OF MASCOT HORROR HATE SLUDGE!! WATCH THE MONUMENT MYTHOS!!! WATCH MIDWEST ANGELICA!! WATCH VITA CARNIS!!! STOP GENERALISING A UNIQUE GENRE FULL OF HIDDEN GEMS INTO ITS WORST EXAMPLES!!!

(also to all the people in the tags who think this post is harping on the walten files. I am a huge fan of it!! I think it’s a really unique, well written gorgeous project. people just write it off bc it looks like mascot horror/a fnaf series. go watch it)

[l-i-r-i-e-s]

HE’S HERE HES ARRIVED

LOOOOOK 🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️

THE GANGS ALL HERE !!!!!!!!!

[d6b-onion]

i was imagining an analog horror incident in gensokyo, where all of the spooky analog stuff passes into fantasy and they have to deal with cosmic horrors for a week or so

it's a great excuse to bring the flesh constructs of vita carnis into touhou

and make them girls. very important step. don't forget to make them girls.

[wolfzrule]

what if the woodcrawler from Gemini home entertainment and the mimic from vita carnis kissed

[it-came-autumnally]

Vita shows up at her hometown for the first time in forever and instead of saying hi to her old teachers she first has to describe her trip live on radio even though she can't even say anything about where she is. On the side hustle grind I see

[lyss-butterscotch]

Me, eating :

Me very conciously picking an analogue horror video about fleshy abominations to watch while i eat :

[lonesuperhero]

...

Am I about to get the Mimic plush?

Maybe.

Does it's face freak me out a bit?

Yea- A little bit.

Do I think it will be hilarious to have in my room and put next to my Trimming and Meatsnake plushies because they all looked fucked and people get concerned?

Abso-fucking-lutely.

[jabeur]

btw wta su supertennis quanto ti amo 🥰🥰

[daringdoombringer]

Horror where something grotesque shapeshifts to disguise itself/shapeshifters in horror in general>>>>

Idk what about it but gawd dayum I eat this up EVERY TIME

[artsybi]

hey btw. if your question re modern medicine or safety features is ever "well what did they do before this?" the answer is that people fucking died. that's always the answer.

"oh do babies REALLY need a vitamin k shot? well what did people do BEFORE this?" babies fucking died, suzanne. vitamin k deficient bleeding is common in newborns. a vitamin k shot does not harm the kid in any way and could very easily save their life. it's not that fucking deep.

"but BEFORE vaccines what did we do-" children died of polio, greg. people spent their lives in iron lungs. my grandmother had to watch her mother get polio and it almost destroyed her. there is a reason me and my brother got polio vaccines as children. children also died of measles. we forget that now, i think. because the vaccine is so good, but measles is awful, actually, can kill you, and has other terrible horrible side effects.

"back in my day we didn't have all this safety gear this generation is so SOFT-" back in your day, jeff, kids cracked their skulls open on curbs when they fell off their bikes, instead of hitting their helmets on the cement and scraping their knees. ever heard of survivorship bias? sure, you survived. not everyone did though.

"old cars are so SOLID they're much better-" do you know what a crumple zone is, martha? cars are supposed to collapse in on themselves like crushed soda cans in accidents, because it absorbs the force of the collision. those solid steel framed old cars looked fine after crashes, but that force was transferred to the squishy human occupants, something that was frequently fatal. yeah your car might not survive an accident, but you fuckin will.

[dovesintherain]

Vita and Virginia, 2018.

I saw myself in this film.

[folansstuff]

Although I do definitely like somber, darker Illyana (i think it fits her considering her backstory and all) and her roles in the 2009 run and turning her brother into the Juggernaut to prove a point is amazing characterization, I do like it when the writers make her just that tiny bit goofy. Vita Ayala I think did a really good job at finding a balance, especially with the Limbo arc, but even the artists/writers in the 80's and 90's did stuff like this

like this girl is still kinda of a dork. And she's so much more interesting to read when she's able to transition between the two modes, rather than going from one book as a evil jerk to a book where she's acting like a looney tunes character. It's also a good sign that she's growing as a character! the krakoan era (mostly, less so when she was on the main x-men team) has her more comfortable with others and being social, and that kind of clear growth is what makes the long, windy timelines of comics characters actually feel worth it.

[banana-pancake5]

This songggggg uaysbiudasbiadushiduaehde it reminds me of Vita

[dbphantom]

Currently in urgent care because I have the stomach virus that's going around our work and I spent all night throwing up until I was just dry heaving bc not even bile or foam was coming up

NOT how I wanted to cap off the worst week of my life in recent memory, but at least I had a reason not to force myself to go into work today

I want to tell you guys before it REALLY started I made a cup of ramen when I started feeling nauseated bc I was like 'the broth will help my appetite :)' and then 30 minutes later I was perfecting my Wanze cosplay because I do not puke gently :(

[nyttvera]

chanting

[anominous-user]

what in the homestuck^2 and [s] game over is going on in chapter 39 act 1