#Kevin speaks

[paranormeow7]

“analog horror ruined internet horror” “the mandela catalogue is overrated and dumb” “kinemaster vhs effects jerma sus face ass” “the walten files is a shitty fnaf knockoff” “internet horror used to be way better” “analog horror is for middle schoolers” SHUT UP!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! CLEANSE YOUR BRAIN OF MASCOT HORROR HATE SLUDGE!! WATCH THE MONUMENT MYTHOS!!! WATCH MIDWEST ANGELICA!! WATCH VITA CARNIS!!! STOP GENERALISING A UNIQUE GENRE FULL OF HIDDEN GEMS INTO ITS WORST EXAMPLES!!!

[electraslight]

me when people on twitter start quote tweeting my art with 'stop calling ben a faggot, its ok to be gay 😤" when i had no intention of portraying him as particularly homosexual and just drew him in a way i liked

(for reference it was dis one)

[radianceofelectra]

my discord is electraslight if anyone wants to talk :)) freaks allowed. must listen to me about bevin

[joyfully-it-devours]

WE ARE SO BACK LISTENERS

[askkevinfree]

Two of my centipedes learned how to sit!!! I'm teaching them to speak next :D

[kevin-ibw]

I made a focadrone doodle oop

[imtherealsebastiansatan]

my thoughts:

I have many.

Feels reboundish.

Possibly very knew.

Seb changes when he's with someone new and he felt like himself on Colbert.

Either that or she is good enough for him that he doesn't feel the need to change.

I think Seb needs to date more so I hope to see him with many more women.

I also hate the idea of PR but Seb is everywhere right now and it might be a good thing to keep people talking.

On a personal note ugh another blonde.

[dimonds456]

So I was re-watching Hbomb's plagiarism video, and I noticed something really funny.

Allow me to show you.

Lol whoops.

[syl-stormblessed]

the sunshine court trending for almost a week straight makes it so clear that this really is the "characters who have suffered more than jesus" website

[lunasilverpelt]

KEVIN YOU HAVE A BF? YOU GET SO

"U-uh... yea! He's um- kind of... not.. doing great right now but- oh, nevermind. You don't need to know about um- about that..."

"...Also I get so what??"

[paranormeow7]

gonna rant for a second bc I’m gonna have to go back to school soon and I’ve been thinking about this. I am literally so sick of South Park being a funny trendy thing that TikTok kids like bc it’s literally making them think it’s okay to be antisemetic. “that’s too harsh!! where’s the proof?” well, one of the reasons I don’t want to go back to school is because I don’t want to hear the South Park fan kids make jokes about loving Hitler and being lizard people, and then proceeding to excuse it by saying they have a Jewish great uncle or something. As a practicing Jew, especially going to a school that prides itself on acceptance and diversity, it hurts to see that that doesn’t seem to carry over to Jewish people in a lot of progressive spaces, especially because of something as stupid and unimportant as a shitty adult cartoon. You will never be progressive and accepting if care more about a cartoon and it’s unfunny jokes than the comfort and safety of your Jewish peers. Also, if any of the kids who like South Park and like to make these jokes see this, fuck you. I’m done with your bullshit. You’re not funny. Disrespecting my culture and my religion will never be funny. Find another adult cartoon to make trans headcanons of. (I recommend moral orel, it’s actually smart, poignant and much funnier than South Park)

Probably gonna get deranged hate for this. Whatever man, bring it on. Probs gonna delete this anyways.

Goyim can interact, but don’t add on or comment. South Park fans fucking leave. I’m frustrated and hurt and don’t want to debate.

[electraslight]

why do ppl feel the need to call every skinny guy a 'femboy' even if theyre as masculine as you can get. its so weird how some ppl see a normal guy w a normal body and automatically deem him 'feminine' for i guess not being jacked enough. when ppl say ben is a femboy im like ben? ben tennyson? the guy who got so upset he screamed when he was forced to wear girl clothes? the star athlete ben tennyson? the ladies man? the guy who wears the same cargo pants every day for weeks? im not against putting a dude in a dress dont get me wrong but calling a guy feminine for just being skinny is so odd to me

[konigsblog]

I have a question? Which of the Yandere!MW2 men would enjoy having his face covered in lipstick kisses? Like it’s evidence of her affection! I enjoy your yandere interpretation, and would like your opinion please?

alejandro and könig !! they're both pretty similar yanderes; overprotective, obsession and controlling.

after months of being locked away in the chamber – alone – you grew desperate for human interaction. it wouldn't matter if it was your capturer, you just needed the comfort of someone, the presence of someone.

when your capturer came downstairs into the basement, your eyes lit up. he was practically the light of your life, the only one you had left. you wriggled, tugging your wrists to signal that you wanted to be unchained and unbound from the cold handcuffs around your bruised wrists!!!

oh, you want to be free? cover his face in kisses then! he probably dresses you up all pretty, letting you do your makeup and pulling you onto his lap so that you'll cover his face in red lipstick stains!! it makes him feel loved, that his adoration is reciprocated, even if it isn't, he appreciates the feeling and sensation in his stomach when his darling kisses him :(

playing with your hair and smiling widely when you cover his face in lipsticks kisses :((

[joyfully-it-devours]

If you Lovely Listeners have Any Welcome To Night Vale drawing Requests Please send them ::) I am Low on Ideas but Want to Draw!

[askkevinfree]

Have you guys ever thought about what it would be like to have centipedes crawl out of your eye sockets? Me neither!

[apollos-boyfriend]

kevin mcallister gets criticized for his choices so much but like. home alone does such a good job to lay out why he doesn’t do the obvious. the phone lines aren’t working, so he can’t call the police. and even if he could, he wouldn’t, because the movie clearly establishes that he fears the police due to having gotten caught shoplifting and being chased down by a cop (additionally, we as the audience are shown the police’s incompetence and unwillingness to help). he doesn’t get help from his neighbors because none of them are home, and the one neighbor he knows is busy dealing with his own issues. this movie does nothing but lay out chekov’s gun yet every year i see the worst lest media literate takes imaginable. c’mon guys.